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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anon, your résumé says you can "get dubs".
Can you show us what you mean by this?
>>676215984
This
easy
>>676215984
yes, all you gotta do is checkem
>>676216134
Hang on. There.
WEBM below yours is what happens to your wife or gf.
Best way to knock up a woman
Jokes on you bitch, I don't have a GF.
Favorite quotes?
FUCK THIS WORLD
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR
>>676212797 (OP) Have you shot up your school yet?
>>676212797
>>676212797
3edgy5me
"I'm a faggot" - OP
Gayest thread 2016
>walk into a room
>see this guy fucking your girl
what do you do?
two words
lynch mob
Kill my self
>>676211356
I praise my Jewish overlords for promoting interracial breeding as a form of social control.
>wait for niglets to be born
>feed niglets to fater
>>676211852
>fater
good one retard
Sup /b/
My "friends" went clubbin without me for the 2nd time. Feels super Bad. What am I supposed to do? Neither i wanna be excluded nor i wanna tell them to take them with me.
Also feels thread.
Find out why they don't want you there with them, stop doing that.
>>676216001
I asked them. They Kinda dodged the questions.
My dad died yesterday. Ive never been so devastated. Im only 18 and it was so unexpected. He told us that he would finish Mario 3 in his lifetime, but he never did. I just want to see him again. I really hope theres an afterlife.
>>676216001
This. Be blunt and to the point. If they're truly your bros they'll tell you,
Let's go boys. Guess the rank
bronze 2
>>676211295
Gold
Seeing how that fucking faggot is your main I'll say retard 5
>>676211295
Silver 3
>>676211589
kek´d
ITT: actors that ruin movies for you
>>676212541
Michael Cera
Uma Thurman
Matt Damon (yes)
>>676212541
Melissa Macathy
Jonah Hill
Kristen Stuart
Nick Cage
Kevin Heart
>>676213313
agreed, but Jonah Hill was pretty cool in Wolf of Wall Street tho
>>676213313
>Melissa Macathy
jamie foxx
Lia. Share. Nudes. All.
>>676214361
post then
OP
Op!
Post more op?
Im a mod and im going to be banning everyone who comments on this post. good day
Ok
Hey
Lol like I care
>>676216206
eyyyyyy
>>676216206
die please
Can someone help identify this spider? /an/ was no help. My roommate said it was brown recluse, but I was doubtful. Pic was taken in Southern Indiana, near Bloomington.
OP here. Not sure if this is noteworthy or not, but it was extremely skittish and moved lighting fast, faster than any other spider I've come in contact with.
That there is a spooder. It's a bad spooder
>resembles pic related
that's a brown recluse
>>676215615
Never forget
>>676215615
How confident are you?
lost my dubs folder guys pls help me refill it
also, dubs thread
Ok, but first chech my dubs op
>>676216703
s/fur
Hello lovelies. I'll help keep things alive on this quiet Easter Sunday. How's everyone doing?
Dropbox Thread ? Dropbox Thread!
![p6010076[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/II6sVAo.jpg "p6010076[1].jpg")
>>676217330
![10530565844940578887264322967952732838826o6375937061_t1070_hccc3fec1a2ddb09448e98012dc36ac8be445a8fa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jn6ogDO.jpg "10530565844940578887264322967952732838826o6375937061_t1070_hccc3fec1a2ddb09448e98012dc36ac8be445a8fa[1].jpg")
>>676217330 .
Make a kik room
>>676217330
hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
Long hair dont care
Totally not bait, totally hurt my feelings.
>>676217130
tits or gtfo
This again...
>>676217130
>anything less than 8 inches will never satisfy my tight pussy.
lol at *tight* pussy. I hate to break it to ya, but if nothing but 8 will do you have a bored out slut tunnel. There's no tread left on the tires.
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
Claim Arryn
>Sig inc
>>676214996 - hey bro
4 more
Open Houses: Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>676214996
>Lord Jason Arryn, The Moon Knight, The Courageous Falcon.
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Permission:
>Bonus: The Bloody Gate, As High As Honor (1/1).
>>676214772
Claiming ur mom
>>676215382
Funny :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Do you like keemstar?
>>676215041
no he is a fucking faggot
but 4chan is full of fucking cancer now
only 12 years olds who likes to discuss shit like him
Fuck no
Meme Star*
>>676215273
/thread
Gnome star*
In you opinion /b/, what's the worst way to die?
For me, it's getting lost in a catacombs
Pic related, girl who died in the Odessa catacombs after getting lost
Video from a camera found in the catacombs https://youtu.be/-bmJuwqvV6M
>>676210061
Drowning, no doubt.
Just the thought of being pulled under and not being able to go up. Seeing the surface just out of reach. The panic, the water choking you.
Truly horrifying.
>>676210317
I almost drowned once in a scuba accident, it sucked so fucking much
>>676210317
Or falling head first in a narrow well that is barely filled with water, like having my head submerged and not being able to get out while my feet stick out of the top
>>676211095
I've seen a picture on here of someone dying like that and it gave me some messed up dreams. I feel like that would be an extreme torture somewhere.
Being trapped in a wrecked car as it slowly catches fire and the flames eventually engulf you, with you being conscious the whole time.
Just imagine it starting with the smell of smoke, then the heat on your skin flames licking your toes/legs. Then moving up to your waist and body. And finally engulfing your head, breathing in the flames and scorching your lungs and trachea before you finally pass out from the pain. All the while struggling with ll your might to escape, but to no avail.
It happens all the time too which makes it even scarier. Enjoy your ride to work tomorrow.
draw thread - fish edition
So what did sword do wrong?
Request Babs Bunny, Elmyra Duff, and Dot Warner flashing their panty-clad butts at the viewer, like in the bottom image
No, we need more Chris hate.
>>676214759
Exist
>>676213178
hoooooly shit I forgot you people make the funniest things up. I actually missed this about the threads
tell the one where I'm secretly a pedophile and NUT to a irl friend in call with them, don't forget to change the story 5 times though
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Fucken
wieso schreib ich diesem mädel wieso hab ich der überhaupt geantwortet
sie schreibt mir doch soweiso nur weil sie es vorhatte
/blog ende mit nem REE
>>676214997
>Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
>Hereinspaziert!
Guten Abend OP! Ostern gut verlebt ?
>>676215264
>>676214997
Warum bin ich?
Warum seid ihr?
Warum sollte ich euch glauben?
Hunger Games.
Post 36 tributes and we'll start the game
THE GUY
Mama Luigi
Fleshlight
Randy
