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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Can we get a 4chan or /b/ history thread going? For all the Oldfags from /b/ day to endless summer to the Boxxy Civil War. I want some nostalgia. Just to make me feel better about what my home has become.
In b4 girugamesh
Hail
new trap/sissy/cd thread
Needs more swimsuit pics
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>>677408508
Is the cutie that just showed off her cute boy hole here?
Hey if you're that guy on hydrocodone from the last thread and you see this, it's me, the xanax guy
Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
>>677405628
Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
Manchild: Make a thread about feminists
Optometrist: Please stand on the black line and tell me whether this glass is half full of half empty
Topologist: I have rigorously formalized the notion of emptiness, but have yet to completely understand what a "glass" is
Proctologist: The glass is broken
Real Hunger Games Bread
Fuck these faggots
>>677406790
>>677405900
24 with images are in
jap and dave
Rami Hikari
Izcalli
Doug Dimmadome
Geolyte
Feels thread /b/ I just lost one of my best friends I've ever had
>>677407457
>>677407457
Fag
Don't worry bro, a lot of charities will buy a prosthetic hand for a person in need.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
>Chickens do not have the cognitive ability to reason. Therefore, it was Random.
Why did the plane crash?
>Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Two muffins are sitting in and oven
>After approximately 45 minutes they are a baked to a nice golden brown.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
in b4 driver was an alcohol
A boy is sitting by a table drinking soda. He takes a sip of his soda and thinks to himself: "Wow. That's really good."
>>677408573
A horse walks into a bat. The bartender asks the horse "why the long face"
>The horse incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves
A man walks into a bar with a monkey I forget the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.
s/fur
>>677408539
I NEED SOME FKIN INSECTS ANONS.
(bump)
>>677408677
/thread
floof and butts and things
>I shall become my love
34 decides my Facebook cover photo
>>677407801
Fag
>>677407902
Kike
get
Sh0ta bred
Lurking cuz horny af
League of Legends help thread. Currently rank 110 in NA, LCS substitute for Echo Fox, competitive challenger player. Ask me questions and I'll try to help you.
Usually I add people who roll dubs, but last time it ended up being a get thread and my friends list went full. So only 69, 99, and trips, can be added this time.
How do i play from behind, and how do i help my team when behind?
Bumping once just in case
Im korean why do i suck
>>677408265
rolling for that add also. i have grigne from Team liquid added.
>>677407991
Depends how far behind you are. If only slightly, then you can play to your comps power (poke, teamfight, split) and be successful as long as you AVOID the enemy teams comp power. If you are significantly behind, you usually just have to wait, play back, farm waves, and wait for the enemy team to fuck up before you act on anything. Usually if you're team is behind, you want to help the lane that is the LEAST behind, never help a lane that is getting destroyed, because there is a chance of counter ganks and...
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Did someone call the greatest rocker singer that ever lived?
Freddie Mercury was the greatest rock star who ever lived. I dare you to even attempt to prove me wrong.
He was an amazing singer but greatest rock star lmao no
>Lou Reed
/thread nigger
>>677406584
We will agree to disagree.
>tim buckley
>daniel gildenlöw
welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAKLYmUYz0
Freddie was a top shelf singer, writer and musician. Tremendous stage presence and charisma. A groundbreaker and clear inspiration to many then and now. Truly one of the all-time greats.
Pitbull is the best pet to own
They're great.
>>677405753
I had one. She was so badass! Half rednose half jeep
Love 'em but I never owned one.
>>677406095
Fiance just went out and got another. Moves me to 3 fucking dogs...
>>677406920
Forgot pic
Would you fuck her?
how feminine is her penis.
>>677405285
>this
Yep
>her
>>677405640
There are pantyshots without any buldge. Your meme dies.
Ask someone tripping anything
>>677406215
who tied your shoelaces?
>>677406215
Did you remember to turn on the oven?
holy fuck i forgot to shut off the walrus
>>677406215
what are you on?
So, what does blue taste like anyway?
![Creepy+Alien[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HijKsNh.jpg "Creepy+Alien[1].jpg")
if a girl called you creepy what would you do?
"well yeah i am, whats your point?"
stop being creepy, fagget.
what I wish I'd do:
>"whatever"
what I'd actually do:
>"..oh..uh..sorry....I..uh..didn't mean to uh...
I'd whip my dick out and start jerking off before she could look away.
>>677405566
>>677405566
quit creeping on her
Hey /b/ it's not often that I come here for advice, however I'm in a tough situation and could use alternative opinions.
I'm a 19 year old alt right leaning man pursuing a medical career in the future. I am a fairly normal white man, genetically pure. German/English mixed.
I was able to come into contact with and began conversing with a young woman, she's extremely intelligent, gifted classes throughout her school career, Ukranian/Russian/German mix, has openly stated that she wouldn't date a black man because "no offense but she wants
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You should kill her then kill yourself you nigger faggot. Heil Hitler!
>>677403574
Do you even read what you type or do you just have the mentality of a highschooler
Dated a 16 year old when I was 20. No matter how mature they seem at first, a teenage girl is still a teenage girl. They play games like a motherfucker when shit gets serious, and have a lot of bullshit that comes with it. Not to mention if her family, or yours, finds out she's dating someone 4 years older... You don't know the meaning of shit storm. Wait a while, let her mature mentally. Even if she seems mature as fuck now, she's not. Tread carefully because what is now, won't be after you get with her.
kys new fags falling for the b8
is 15 legal in your location?
Never end things when you have not met the new prospect in person.
Alright /b/, here's a weird sexual story from my younger days.....
>I was about 6, maybe 8, I'm a girl, btw...
>I was hanging out with my best friend at the time, he was either the same age as me, or 1 year younger.
>We eventually decide to set up a tent outside and sleep in there for the night, why idk. Our lawn was pretty big so we were quite a distance away from my house.
>We did dumb stuff, laugh and have fun, make cliche
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>>677404754
>Girl
Tits.
tits or gtfo
Gr8 story m8
>>677404754
>I lied about telling his mom, but apparently kid me was thirsty as fuck.
>He gets scarred and agrees.
>We set it up doggy-style, I'm all excited that I'm about to get fucked. I have a pillow up to my face just in case I need to scream or whatever.
>He thrusts in.
>Pillow was a good idea.
>He...
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/pol/ sponsored Habbo thread. Let's do this shit, fam.
>>677404067
ok joining
wew
im in here with some /b/rothers
>>677404067
I'm down
>>677404760
how the fuck do i join your room
ITT: we rate each other based on boards we browse other than /b/
>/gif/
>/pol/, sometimes
>/b/
>/pol/
>/int/
>>677404698
2/10 kiddy edge boards
All of them, for I am the original fag, master meme maker, face of the anonymous and legion.
>/b/
>/a/
>/c/
>/h/
and
>/w/
I'm a fucking weeb fag
>>677405060
Zozzle, fucking newfags
Babysitting my niece tonight and we are bored. What's some fun games we can play?
Doctor.
Who can cum first, you faggot
>>677405760
Red rocket
rape
>>677405760
Bruh, that pic is from 1973.
