don't mind me i'm just uploading 5 things then im gonna let it 404
>>684222923
next 2 images arent related
Sup /b/?
What's your favorite Magic: the Gathering card?
Pic related.
I'm a filthy DnT player, so aether vial is my absolute favorite card.
>>684221884
You disgust me.
>>684221957
Whats wrong? Don't like those 2 mana brainstorms and three mana counterspells?
Had a madness deck that beat top 8 decks in standard (mostly faeries) using this guy. Super good when you can cast 3 from grave turn 5
Trap/Trans/CD Thread
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Also help me find the sauce of this image
Shes on Chaturbate all the time. Forgot name.
Gifs - Pixels
>>684221912
More like this please.
>>684224304
shhhh
Duke is my explicit husbando
>>684223865
Yeah, I think he's gotten a heart of gold.
>>684223886
huhh.
One time I said he was like a superhero to me he looked like he wanted to kill me.
>>684224536
he better not be!
Choose one girl to suck your willy /b/. which one?
I'd go with 18
>>684222313
nice choice sir! why 18?
20
>>684223096
would be nice to cum in 20's mouth!
keep the requests incoming /b/ and ill keep posting.
Could you beat Mayweather in a fight?
>5'8'' (1.73m) manlet
>150 lbs
>36 years old
However he has crazy monkey arms with 72'' reach, and he has never lost a professional fight and has been training for years.
>>684222796
>>684222796
5'8 150 pounds. but he has a punch PSI of 1200.
>>684222796
i love how virgins call short people out for being manlets when prince was the greatest stickman of all time
Ask a guy who just quit after 5 years of being a server at cracker barrel anything.
>>684222496
do you have any idea how to cook pancakes like this?
What's the gnarliest old person/people you've ever served?
Why'd you quit?
>>684222660
Absolutely not. I wish.
>>684222699
Def was this one guy who wanted his steak rare. I brought it to him and he said it wasnt rare enough. I brought it back and the cook was like "oh okay". I brought out a new one that was cooked for like 3 minutes and he ate it. And enjoyed it.
Please help me, /b/, it hurts so much..
Over the past year I've been talking and chatting with a beautiful 10/10 girl my gym, she's perfect in everyway and she's literally the sweetest girl I've ever known. Now I'm a 5'4" manlet but have good muscles and I think she's an inch or so taller than me but when we talk everything goes away she's so fucking nice and seems really into me... we talk and hang out at the cafe and I was going to ask her out until I recently found out she likes bigger (taller) guys.. I even saw her flirting with some muscly tall dude and he even had his hands under her shirt massaging her or some shit..
I'm heartbroken. I really thought she was the innocent, sweet loving girl that actually liked me. I thought we had a thing together but apparently not... and the worst part is I can't stop thinking about her. I'm so jealous and hurt that whenever I see her at the gym I just wave and then ignore her now. She seems upset but idc she's hurt me so much.
What do I do, /b/? Should I keep ignoring her? I can't handle this anymore
keep on doing what you're doing and hit on other chicks. She'll get jealous or she won't and you don't really lose anything.
kill yourself and make a WEBM to us
>>684219862
Start over, OP.
>>684220569
Elaborating. It's not fair to hold on to delusions. If you want to be rational about it, you might as well treat her like a human being. Bury it.
>What's your ultimate sexual fantasy /b/?
No matter how fucked up, confess.
>>684222480
with a woman
>>684222558
/thread
>>684222558
Fucking sicko
i wanna have a dominant manly man room mate that treats me like a sissy and pounds my ass on the regular while letting me play all the video games
What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?
>>684220974
Ur mum
Been to a concert.
Bum
>>684220974
Puked and then tried to hit on some chick. Pretty sure she was repulsed by my breath, but it was more than i can say than you faggots.
Did rickfag ever update? Also general incest greentext thread
>>684219499
bump
>>684219499
Bump
>>684219499
I summon twitch so he updates the drive wirh the new stuff, i ran out of material
saged
b,
what is life's purpose ?
to get my mouth around that cock
>>684221808
Procreation. Keeping the species alive.
Not to post porn and ask me such a stupid fucking question op.
Get paid, get laid, gatorade.
So /b/, how old were you when you stopped masturbsting?
I think 15 is a nice age to stop...
troll harder
>>684221176
Yeah I stopped around 14 when I started getting mad pussi everyday. Here's just really no need
>>684221176
23, still masterbating.
And yes, i still have that horrible disappointment in myself after i blow my load.
>>684221176
those faggot fucks have better abs than me :( feels bad man
the desktops of /b/ post what your desktop looks like and you're not allowed to clean it.
It's abit untidy
boom goes le dynamite
drawthread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfAhpX_wIBk
I'll take a request.
Or maybe i'll go play Half Life 2.
I wish i could fall asleep.
>>684223289
this picture has made me laugh twice now.
>>684223289
snake with hat
Silly Sam is here!
Takin' good'ol' /r/s!
Still trying to develop wolf character
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684224598
*puts porn in epic folder*
>>684224598
jesus fucking christ this shit is hot
>>684224598
TThat's a hot piece of ass!! Would love to cum in her hot little pussy!!
>>684224598
Ready or not here i cum
humble request for moar of this set
1/5
4/5
5/5
That's all I have.
If anyone has moar please share with the good people.
Thanks in advance.
>I need help /b/ me and my girlfriend are both 18 year old virgins and she wants me to come over to her house tomorrow when her parents aren't home undoubtedly were going to have sex but I don't know what to do please help pic related
Eat out that roast beef of hers
Just do what feels right don't rush into things take your time and everything will fall into place then pull that bitchs hair give her some spanks and tell her to call you daddy bitches love that shit
>>684221615
Sounds good anon
I'm nervous af
Asian women are stealing white men and creating half-breeds at an alarming rate. Discuss.
>>684223691
>alarming rate
Nope. Try again, OP.
Lol youre such an insecure chink. Lift weights bitch
Mixed white Asians is best breed. White enough to blend in while being smarter than standard whites.
>>684223930
~500,000 couples a year
