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I came inside a friend like 3 weeks ago, she took the emergency pill after 20 hours. She usually have her period on the second half of every month. If we fucked on April 23, that means that we actually fucked on her pre-period days (maybe, that bitch doesn't remember anything). But she is not having her period yet and that would be like a 2 weeks delay. I'm buying her a pregnancy test and give it to her on Monday, that way she would take the test on Tuesday's Morning and the two following days. Everyone is telling me that if she took the pill in the first 24 hours
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If she does get positive, support her through it. Talk about it with her openly, and discuss what this means for you two.
If not, get laid 8 days a week.
>>684227542
We both don't want to have a baby. The problem is that her doesn't want to see a doctor (for this, because she went to a doctor because of the morning pill consequences but never told him that she took the pill) or get a blood test.
>>684227834
Ask her, convince her why she should. Put an emotional angle on it, even say you'll be there during the blood test if it makes her feel better.
shit OP that's fucking scary
really hope that bitch ain't got pregnant, besides i knew that if she takes the pill before 72 hrs everything would be ok, but that delay man, seems she is lying you about her period.
don't mind me i'm just uploading 5 things then im gonna let it 404
>>684222831
>>684222923
next 2 images arent related
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>>684223128
>purple tank top
>orange pants
TRIGGARD
Sup /b/?
What's your favorite Magic: the Gathering card?
Pic related.
I'm a filthy DnT player, so aether vial is my absolute favorite card.
>>684221884
You disgust me.
>>684221957
Whats wrong? Don't like those 2 mana brainstorms and three mana counterspells?
Had a madness deck that beat top 8 decks in standard (mostly faeries) using this guy. Super good when you can cast 3 from grave turn 5
>>684221550
>Destroy all nonwhite creatures.
Trap/Trans/CD Thread
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Also help me find the sauce of this image
Shes on Chaturbate all the time. Forgot name.
Gifs - Pixels
>>684221912
More like this please.
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>>684224304
shhhh
Duke is my explicit husbando
>>684223865
Yeah, I think he's gotten a heart of gold.
>>684223886
huhh.
One time I said he was like a superhero to me he looked like he wanted to kill me.
>>684224536
he better not be!
>>684224678
2late
Choose one girl to suck your willy /b/. which one?
I'd go with 18
>>684222313
nice choice sir! why 18?
20
>>684223096
would be nice to cum in 20's mouth!
keep the requests incoming /b/ and ill keep posting.
I'd go with 5, mate.
She looks the best and would look really cute crawling around the house naked.
Plus she's got a great rack.
Could you beat Mayweather in a fight?
>5'8'' (1.73m) manlet
>150 lbs
>36 years old
However he has crazy monkey arms with 72'' reach, and he has never lost a professional fight and has been training for years.
>>684222796
>>684222796
5'8 150 pounds. but he has a punch PSI of 1200.
>>684222796
i love how virgins call short people out for being manlets when prince was the greatest stickman of all time
I sure can
Ask a guy who just quit after 5 years of being a server at cracker barrel anything.
>>684222496
do you have any idea how to cook pancakes like this?
What's the gnarliest old person/people you've ever served?
Why'd you quit?
>>684222660
Absolutely not. I wish.
>>684222699
Def was this one guy who wanted his steak rare. I brought it to him and he said it wasnt rare enough. I brought it back and the cook was like "oh okay". I brought out a new one that was cooked for like 3 minutes and he ate it. And enjoyed it.
>>684222877
Had a small argument with a manager and he cut my hours to 2 hours a week. When I brought it up he said it was a mistake but never changed it. Plus the other servers were massive two faced cunts.
Please help me, /b/, it hurts so much..
Over the past year I've been talking and chatting with a beautiful 10/10 girl my gym, she's perfect in everyway and she's literally the sweetest girl I've ever known. Now I'm a 5'4" manlet but have good muscles and I think she's an inch or so taller than me but when we talk everything goes away she's so fucking nice and seems really into me... we talk and hang out at the cafe and I was going to ask her out until I recently found out she likes bigger (taller) guys.. I even saw her flirting
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keep on doing what you're doing and hit on other chicks. She'll get jealous or she won't and you don't really lose anything.
kill yourself and make a WEBM to us
>>684219862
Start over, OP.
>>684220569
Elaborating. It's not fair to hold on to delusions. If you want to be rational about it, you might as well treat her like a human being. Bury it.
>>684220539
>>684220569
>>684220826
I know bro's but it's so hard because she's super nice to me still even when sees me. Yes, I do try my best to just wave and Then ignore her but she comes up to me and tries to chat and asks how in doing, whether I've been going out, etc etc...
It kills me because she's so fucking sweet and loving and still seems like she wants to be with me but the fact...
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>What's your ultimate sexual fantasy /b/?
No matter how fucked up, confess.
>>684222480
with a woman
>>684222558
/thread
>>684222558
Fucking sicko
i wanna have a dominant manly man room mate that treats me like a sissy and pounds my ass on the regular while letting me play all the video games
>>684222480
I just want to go back in time and fuck women from each century starting from the year 0. Once i get to the 1900's i want one from each decade
What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?
>>684220974
Ur mum
Been to a concert.
Bum
>>684220974
Puked and then tried to hit on some chick. Pretty sure she was repulsed by my breath, but it was more than i can say than you faggots.
>>684220974
sold a bunch of fake molly
Did rickfag ever update? Also general incest greentext thread
>>684219499
bump
>>684219499
Bump
>>684219499
I summon twitch so he updates the drive wirh the new stuff, i ran out of material
saged
Twitch
>>684220481
Tadaa, here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Sorry, not tonight, but I am on the hunt for comics right now, meaning I might update the drive by Sunday-ish.
b,
what is life's purpose ?
to get my mouth around that cock
>>684221808
Procreation. Keeping the species alive.
Not to post porn and ask me such a stupid fucking question op.
Get paid, get laid, gatorade.
>>684221882
>
You are a gay.
So /b/, how old were you when you stopped masturbsting?
I think 15 is a nice age to stop...
troll harder
>>684221176
Yeah I stopped around 14 when I started getting mad pussi everyday. Here's just really no need
>>684221176
23, still masterbating.
And yes, i still have that horrible disappointment in myself after i blow my load.
>>684221176
those faggot fucks have better abs than me :( feels bad man
>>684221381
Also, AMA
the desktops of /b/ post what your desktop looks like and you're not allowed to clean it.
It's abit untidy
boom goes le dynamite
drawthread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfAhpX_wIBk
I'll take a request.
Or maybe i'll go play Half Life 2.
I wish i could fall asleep.
>>684223289
this picture has made me laugh twice now.
>>684223289
snake with hat
Silly Sam is here!
Takin' good'ol' /r/s!
Still trying to develop wolf character
Reposting the lewd Topham cos I don't know if they saw it yet.
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684224598
*puts porn in epic folder*
>>684224598
jesus fucking christ this shit is hot
>>684224598
TThat's a hot piece of ass!! Would love to cum in her hot little pussy!!
>>684224598
Ready or not here i cum
>>684224598
+1 thx
humble request for moar of this set
1/5
2/5
3/5
4/5
5/5
That's all I have.
If anyone has moar please share with the good people.
Thanks in advance.
>>684222861
bump
>I need help /b/ me and my girlfriend are both 18 year old virgins and she wants me to come over to her house tomorrow when her parents aren't home undoubtedly were going to have sex but I don't know what to do please help pic related
Eat out that roast beef of hers
Just do what feels right don't rush into things take your time and everything will fall into place then pull that bitchs hair give her some spanks and tell her to call you daddy bitches love that shit
>>684221615
Sounds good anon
I'm nervous af
>>684221139
post moar gf. also you lygin fuck, you are probably jacking off to the "advice" people are giving you
