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Ask a guy who just quit after 5 years of being a server at cracker barrel anything.
>>684222496
do you have any idea how to cook pancakes like this?
What's the gnarliest old person/people you've ever served?
Why'd you quit?
>>684222660
Absolutely not. I wish.
>>684222699
Def was this one guy who wanted his steak rare. I brought it to him and he said it wasnt rare enough. I brought it back and the cook was like "oh okay". I brought out a new one that was cooked for like 3 minutes and he ate it. And enjoyed it.
>>684222877
Had a small argument with a manager and he cut my hours to 2 hours a week. When I brought it up he said it was a mistake but never changed it. Plus the other servers were massive two faced cunts.
Please help me, /b/, it hurts so much..
Over the past year I've been talking and chatting with a beautiful 10/10 girl my gym, she's perfect in everyway and she's literally the sweetest girl I've ever known. Now I'm a 5'4" manlet but have good muscles and I think she's an inch or so taller than me but when we talk everything goes away she's so fucking nice and seems really into me... we talk and hang out at the cafe and I was going to ask her out until I recently found out she likes bigger (taller) guys.. I even saw her flirting
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keep on doing what you're doing and hit on other chicks. She'll get jealous or she won't and you don't really lose anything.
kill yourself and make a WEBM to us
>>684219862
Start over, OP.
>>684220569
Elaborating. It's not fair to hold on to delusions. If you want to be rational about it, you might as well treat her like a human being. Bury it.
>>684220539
>>684220569
>>684220826
I know bro's but it's so hard because she's super nice to me still even when sees me. Yes, I do try my best to just wave and Then ignore her but she comes up to me and tries to chat and asks how in doing, whether I've been going out, etc etc...
It kills me because she's so fucking sweet and loving and still seems like she wants to be with me but the fact...
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>What's your ultimate sexual fantasy /b/?
No matter how fucked up, confess.
>>684222480
with a woman
>>684222558
/thread
>>684222558
Fucking sicko
i wanna have a dominant manly man room mate that treats me like a sissy and pounds my ass on the regular while letting me play all the video games
>>684222480
I just want to go back in time and fuck women from each century starting from the year 0. Once i get to the 1900's i want one from each decade
What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?
>>684220974
Ur mum
Been to a concert.
Bum
>>684220974
Puked and then tried to hit on some chick. Pretty sure she was repulsed by my breath, but it was more than i can say than you faggots.
>>684220974
sold a bunch of fake molly
Did rickfag ever update? Also general incest greentext thread
>>684219499
bump
>>684219499
Bump
>>684219499
I summon twitch so he updates the drive wirh the new stuff, i ran out of material
saged
Twitch
>>684220481
Tadaa, here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Sorry, not tonight, but I am on the hunt for comics right now, meaning I might update the drive by Sunday-ish.
b,
what is life's purpose ?
to get my mouth around that cock
>>684221808
Procreation. Keeping the species alive.
Not to post porn and ask me such a stupid fucking question op.
Get paid, get laid, gatorade.
>>684221882
>
You are a gay.
So /b/, how old were you when you stopped masturbsting?
I think 15 is a nice age to stop...
troll harder
>>684221176
Yeah I stopped around 14 when I started getting mad pussi everyday. Here's just really no need
>>684221176
23, still masterbating.
And yes, i still have that horrible disappointment in myself after i blow my load.
>>684221176
those faggot fucks have better abs than me :( feels bad man
>>684221381
Also, AMA
the desktops of /b/ post what your desktop looks like and you're not allowed to clean it.
It's abit untidy
boom goes le dynamite
drawthread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfAhpX_wIBk
I'll take a request.
Or maybe i'll go play Half Life 2.
I wish i could fall asleep.
>>684223289
this picture has made me laugh twice now.
>>684223289
snake with hat
Silly Sam is here!
Takin' good'ol' /r/s!
Still trying to develop wolf character
Reposting the lewd Topham cos I don't know if they saw it yet.
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684224598
*puts porn in epic folder*
>>684224598
jesus fucking christ this shit is hot
>>684224598
TThat's a hot piece of ass!! Would love to cum in her hot little pussy!!
>>684224598
Ready or not here i cum
>>684224598
+1 thx
humble request for moar of this set
1/5
2/5
3/5
4/5
5/5
That's all I have.
If anyone has moar please share with the good people.
Thanks in advance.
>>684222861
bump
>I need help /b/ me and my girlfriend are both 18 year old virgins and she wants me to come over to her house tomorrow when her parents aren't home undoubtedly were going to have sex but I don't know what to do please help pic related
Eat out that roast beef of hers
Just do what feels right don't rush into things take your time and everything will fall into place then pull that bitchs hair give her some spanks and tell her to call you daddy bitches love that shit
>>684221615
Sounds good anon
I'm nervous af
>>684221139
post moar gf. also you lygin fuck, you are probably jacking off to the "advice" people are giving you
Asian women are stealing white men and creating half-breeds at an alarming rate. Discuss.
>>684223691
>alarming rate
Nope. Try again, OP.
Lol youre such an insecure chink. Lift weights bitch
Mixed white Asians is best breed. White enough to blend in while being smarter than standard whites.
>>684223930
~500,000 couples a year
I'm white
Lost my virginity to an Asian girl at prom
No complaints
Favorites youve saved from /b/, if you see yours posted answer questions or post more.
>>684221512
Anybody care to rate?
Interest?
>>684222661
9/10. No joke, if and IF that is your ex or whatever, then good on you.
Any more of this girl? Or sauce or whatever
would love more of this one
Would u bang a dude if he looked like this??
Depends... How bigs his dick??
8 inches and as thick as a Coke can
>>684220190
I just don't like assholes at all, so fuck? Nah. Would I play with its tits? Sure.
Maybe if he has a 2 inch peepee cause then i'll tell myself its a large clit and thats a turn on
>>684221151
8 inches Coke can girth
ITT if you roll dubs (or if you just feel brave) send this to the last female you texted telling them you got the eggs they wanted.
>>684221043
This one is better. Noob
>>684221383
>implying
Expecially with that 9gag tag on it
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>>684222059
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>684221043
Fuck it ROLL
shota thread? shota thread
>>684223489
Bumping for shos
>>684223723
Keep bumpong and ill keep postong
Hey b. Bored here. Entertain me.
>>684223320
Hog
Tits
tits or gtfo
you know how it goes
Stick a sharpie in your pooper
>>684223320
Got my attention
ITT We post our crushes and others rate
>>684220420
6/10 because I can't see her body.
I've had a crush on this guy for some time but I know he'll never like me back :*^(
>>684220581
That's a good guy to have a crush on, he doesn't pull out.
>I'm from year 2126
Ask me anything.
>>684222905
Did we make America Great Again?
>>684222979
the only question that matters
Earth life has gone extinct at that time, humanity is far gone, gg
>>684222979
Donald Trump does win, Clinton was too unpopular. However, he only serves one term and his presidency only accomplished stricter immigration. He was pretty forgettable. The US economy has a short rescission shortly after his presidency, but it later improved. He did lower unemployment though.
>>684223223
100 years, that's not too far.
>>684222905
how's your day been?
also do we have robot limbs yet?
