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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm a Registered Forestry Technician (RT) in Canada.
Ask me anything about trees.
>I'm not an arborist I don't know how to take care of that one tree you really like a lot.
>>768293323
If I died in the crown of a tree would I be absorbed by the tree, or eventually just run down the sides?
I'm a registered sex offender.
ask me anything about children.
>>768293420
Absorbed. You'd have to have something anchoring you though or at least be really wedged in there good.
>>768293434
Did you ever sniff their bum?
>>768293434
I am also a registered sex offender
Ask me anything about urinating in public in massachusetts
>>768293499
Same question: did you ever sniff a child's bottom?
FB/IG/VSCO fap thread 2
>>768298188
>>768298247
>>768298023
>>768298249
Fuck, that's bold.
>>768298312
Holy fuck, dont stop
We all know that green bananas taste better than yellow or brown ones. So roll yourself a loli and start your fruity journey today. ;)
>>768291121
No they don't! The juiciest bananas are yellow with black spots.
>>768291121
roll
>>768291121
roll
pedos
>>768291121
I'll roll. On that diagram age 10 (roll: 6) is the first one to exhibit hip curve, suggesting the start of puberty. Before then sex isn't really of interest for me. I might still enjoy the child-like curiosity and exploration of the human body (what kid doesn't want to know what people look like under their clothes?) but other than some educational time together I think sex would be right out.
Home for 6 to 9. The 15 year old looks way too developed for me.
Just your average BBC thread coming through
Roll with your requests for my chubby latina wife.
Dubs - request granted
Trips - request + bonus
Quads - request + bonus + video
Guess the last digit of your post - double the above
Eww.
Spread ass
>>768290376
Don't forget to guess the last digit of your post
Doggy 7
Show her tits - 7
>America, the greatest country on Earth
>You can get life in prison for tax-evasion
>You can get 20 years in prison because a woman hasn't hit a magical number that somehow makes her emotionally ready
>You're all addicted to prescriptions, pain pills and benzos
>Can't drink alcohol until 21 but can die for Israel at the age of 16
>Peasant wages and everyone lives a sluggish
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>>768293131
>Canadians actually believe this
>>768293131
The US is the equivalent of starting a game of The Sims with the intention of playing the perfect game, then halfway through giving up and removing all your swimming pool's ladders while the whole family is swimming.
>>768293131
y'all just mad you never got to kill indians and shit
>>768293535
I'd say it more like playing a perfect game of Mr. Potato Head and developing racially diverse accessorie addons at $29.99 ea that are designed to fail after 2 years and need replaced by cheap chinese labor.
>>768293131
You can't join the military at 16, retard.
Dub name our brew!
/b/eer
Obviously
>>768296573
Hitler did nothing wrong
Bioware
>>768296573
Cyprine
Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter
Op just found out that one of his best friends, who he's already signed on to live with in a couple months, has been abusing his girlfriend. He's hit her at least once, and apparently has been hurting her emotionally for a while. I've really trusted this guy, and I had his back ever since his previous girlfriend broke up with him. He's been a good friend to me, but I don't know if I can trust him anymore. I've already signed for the house we're gonna be living in, and I've paid the deposit and the retainer. What should I do, anons?
Sounds like you've got a decent shot at a devil's threeway.
> go for it
>>768293801
Mind your own fucking business anon and let the woman decide for herself shat she can and cant handle.
>>768294072
listen to the man.
>>768294257
I dunno fam, how he treats other people could be indicative of he may view or treat you eventually
It’s her decision to stay with an abusive person. Best case scenario he kills her and goes to jail, and you can fuck the body before the morgue picks it up you fucking retard
Post that webm again!
>>768290754
14 years old dude
>>768290851
It's not illegal to look at or possess, or else it wouldn't be in a movie like this.
The previous upload was in a higher quality, but this would be it. (OP)
>>768290851
Woah now that's something
>>768291156
Crazy that she even looked like a bitch back then
How did so many young people get brainwashed towards right wing ideology? Conservatives don't understand economics and make all the regions they infect like 3rd world countries (aside from the blue pockets where all the jobs are).
>>768289716
kill yourself degenerate
Nobody brainwashed them, they saw the truth for themselves.
You leftist faggots are an infection.
>>768289716
a literal retard spewing more shit they dont understand.
go play in the ballpit honey, the adults are talking.
>>768289716
Bait
>>768290021
then how come the majority of jobs are in blue regions while red regions have very little economic activity?
Seems gun control laws don't do anything to prevent criminals from obtaining said illegal weapons
>>General left cringe thread
>>768296680
> 7 Dead
> worst shooting since 1996
> gun control didn't work.
>worst shooting in 20 years
>basically a typical Tuesday in America
Yeah seatbelts are scam as well.
>>768296680
If only the law abiding victims had a way to fight back
>>768296680
>Seems gun control laws don't do anything
7 dead from gun violence is a tuesday in the us. clearly gun control is working you idiot
>>768296751
>>768296799
Found the leftist cucks
>kek
Weirdest porn u ever fapped too?
>>768292853
Won't be able to beat that, but here you go.
>>768292853
does this count as "weird"
>>768293669
Looks pretty normal to me
>>768292853
I use to cum buckets to girl getting fucked by horse
Post only 3D loli pictures in this thread. Pic related.
>>768290916
>>768290958
MODS MODS MODS!!!!!
>>768290972
>>768290992
Texas Thread: nudes edition
>>768295471
San Marcos anyone?
Nikki from Cypress
>>768295536
Brenham Texas anyone?
>>768295563
I have2 brenham chicks. Destiny M and zoey D... ring any bells?
Celeb Thread - /Remind me I have burgers on the stove/ edition.
>>768295960
It's not so much that I don't know, it's that Katherine doesn't know and I'd prefer that we keep it that way.
I wanna burn in a housewife too
>>768296110
Who said anything about a typo? Kat burns my butt if I leave the burgers smoking too long! :3
FB/IG/VSCO fap thread
Post girls, anons will say what kind of porn they should star in. Bonus for giving a pornstar name. Reply for reply
>>768291811
Randy Rachel. Specialises in BBC blowbang scenes.
College gangbang with facial abuse.
Nikki Bang
>>768291921
Nasty Natalia. Really rough humiliation shit.
>>768291811
>snuff
>Kim Kadaver
>>768291921
Since the Craigslist personals are gone, where have all the closet gay guys gone for anonymous hookups? Also, lets hear some hot anon hookup stores!
No one has anything?
>>768287652
grindr you dumbass, I'm not even gay and I know that
>>768288841
Craigslist was better for anon hookups in my mind.
>>768287652
Might have to make one. if you google it you just get adult friend finder, which has always sucked.
yeah a simple post, each post is a member sign up. type in who, what, when, and where. keep it stripped down.
>>768289460
That would be perfect!
Bubbling pics, with the the classic rule:
-How you know them
Hit me with good shit.
Will post of few to the thread rolling.
This
>>768283260
Forgot the rule. She was my classmate in kindergarten
When's the last time you had sex?
April this year
>>768292094
Cute nips. Please sir. More.
>Tuesday
few days ago
Last week
more nips.
and 2 days ago
