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Milf ass
More?
So gays can fuck and get married, mentally ill people can change gender and are deemed heroes, but I get weird looks when I (26) go out with a 17 year old?
Sauce motherfucker
dont worry, soon pedos will have their rights too
If there's more then seven years difference its weird
>>684264751
Sorry kid, try again in a few years. I'm 42 and dating a 17 year old, it'll happen for you.
>>684266081
My wife's 22 years older than me.
Go fuck yourself.
why didnt the allies keep together after ww2? what caused them to disband?
the need for war
>The UN was created after WW2
>>684264590
someone felt there weren't enough asians so white shit storm.
>>684264590
Why did the fellowship disband after destroying the ring?
>>684264590
>what is Nato
Truman had a thing against communists (rightfully so cause Stalin was batshit nuts) and pushed the Soviets away in the early post war era
DEUTSCHFADEN - Ausgabe zum Nachmittag
Hereinspaziert, macht es euch gemütlich.
Welches ist das beste Bundesland?
Pritt oder Uhu?
Wie heißt das letzte Buch das ihr gelesen habt?
Wasser mit oder ohne Kohlensäure?
Glaubt ihr an irgendetwas?
Seid ihr künstlerisch begabt?
Wart/seid ihr in der Schule einer der beliebten oder eher eine Randfigur?
Kein Bonus heute.
cont
>>684263291
ah er hat sie gegründet und jetzt erst überlegt er was er machen will. Er hat alles mögliche angemeldet wie zbs Autoverlei, Ökogemüse anbau, Autoreparatur, Bergbau, Fischfang, Hotelgewerbe, müllentsorgung.....
ich habe keine Ahnung wie er ne genehmigung bekommen hat....
Kopiert aus dem alten Faden:
Hey ihr Arschlöcher
ihr habt mein leben zerstört. icq steht nicht mehr still, meine freundin (als ob) ist am durchdrehen gewesen und ist mit dem fahrrad weggefahren ich weiß nicht, ob sie überhaupt nochmal wieder kommt. und das alles nur, weil ich irgendeine beschissene krautchan scheiße mitgemacht habe und gepostet hab meine frau hat gesagt man wird dich noch erkennen am ende. wie kann man nur so naiv sein und auch nur irgendwas auf diesem kackforum glauben. ich habe 800 nazigold dafür bekommen und ich werde den laden richtig...
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>>684263599 // >>684264205
Kek.
Worum geht es überhaupt? Womit soll der Faden bitteschön dein Leben zerstört haben?
>inb4 Kopierte Nudeln
Erste Antwort
>>684264078
>Welches ist das beste Bundesland?
Franken
>Pritt oder Uhu?
Panzertape
>Wie heißt das letzte Buch das ihr gelesen habt?
Romeo & Juliet
>Wasser mit oder ohne Kohlensäure?
Mit
>Glaubt ihr an irgendetwas?
Ich glaube ich werde nachher ein Bier trinken
>Seid ihr künstlerisch begabt?
Musikalisch etwas
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This is about your last digit. If you're rolling for a specific one, then you must say why you're rolling for that particular one.
1 = #1
2 = #2
3 = #3
4 = #4
5 = #5
6 = #6
7 - 9 = Nothing
0 = All
Rollie McRollingface
>>684267714
Rolling for 1 and 2.
Let's see more of 1.
>>684267714
Roll
>>684267714
roll
Alright, I need help talking to girls on kik.
How do I get nudes from girls on kik?
How do you do it?
Bumping my own thread.
This isn't bait. If it is, il eat a dick.
Practice on ArmyWife1979, its pretty easy
>>684265615
Do I compliment them, or just say "tits or gtfo!"?
Be nice man... Or bm if u have smth on her. This time use first option
>>684266021
Tell her she's cute and ask for a pic, post everything you get here though
Waifu claiming thread.
>Late Night Epiphany Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>don't be a faggot
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>Don't be a faggot
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:
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Good morning everyone!
>who wants a hug?
Shiki claimed
>>684264502
kagami claimed!!
>>684264492
bye bye!
>>684264521
>Ika
wuh? what do you mean?
I think even if the food is the same the methods differ yes?
Like in america they eat scrambled eggs. but arabs eat it with bread, tomatoes and peppers. They it it with fork and hashbrowns.
>>684264090
>>684264236
Vigil here:
Is this what you were looking for?
From 1-10, rate Obama as a president, --objectively--
was he good? bad?
I would say 9/10
He got done as much as he could be expected to get done, given the toxic partisan atmosphere in DC.
>>684264675
4/10 in his first run, 6/10 in his second.
He was pretty bad, though looking at Crazy Hillary and Butch Trump, this nigga might have been a half cut president.
>>684264675
tbh a 6.5/10 at best, even though he did create lots of jobs
race relations reaaaaally took a massive shit
Let´s start squirting thread
you mean pissing
because they're pissing
PISS
I
S
S
>>684266891
it's just pissing you retarded faggot
kill yourself
Rate my girlfriends asshole??
1/10
>>684267574
Worth going in dry
>>684267574
dirty whale/10
looks a bit dirty and i can see some hair
10/10
Rate my cock /b/
Dick thread
funny/10
I'm cracking up. it's hilarious to me.
>>684264079
What a nice cock.
9/10 More please
>>684264270
Yes sir
>>684264697
I'd suck it any day
Dropbox????,
Bump w/
Yeah! Was seconds before making a thread myself
>>684267331
Dropbox is a file hosting service operated by American company Dropbox, Inc., headquartered in San Francisco, California, that offers cloud storage, file synchronization, personal cloud, and client software.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropbox_%28service%29
gogogo
ITT you go close to being banned
>close to being banned
>no crayola pencils
>>684266313
mods are illiterate trap loving retards who worship nigger cock and always have a mlp buttplug in the ass
>>684266603
I like this one.
>Tranny: I don't feel comfortable shitting in them mens room. You must let me shit in the ladies room.
>Women: But we feel uncomfortable with a man in our bathroom. We're sorry you feel uncomfortable, that we won't play along with your delusion, but wanting to be another gender doesn't make you another gender.
>Tranny: STOP OPPRESSING ME. MY COMFORT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS. I WANT TO SHIT WHERE YOU SHIT. IF YOU SAY NO OR DENY THAT I'M A WOMAN THEN IT'S A HATE CRIME AND YOU CAN BE ARRESTED.
This is our wold now.
>>684263934
Transexualism and gender reassignment is natural, beautiful and is the only form of surgery where a doctor is somehow not violating ethical standards by removing a healthy appendage.
>>684263934
You just flaming for fun or you really feel this way?
>>684264405
I genuinely feel this way. Why is the comfort of a small group more important than the comfort of a larger group (women)?
And the comparisons of this to the civil rights movement is frankly ridiculous.
Transexualism is a mental illness but instead of focussing on finding a cure they focus on acceptance if they had done otherwise we could've had a cure by now
>>684264939
this
Yet again feminism and the LGBTQAIP+ movement is hurting the people they're supposedly protecting because the formed an ideology that doesn't root in reality.
Hey /b/. I'm 22 and I just had my first alcoholic drink tonight after telling myself that I'd never drink alcohol. It was okay I guess, didn't drink enough to feel different though.
How old were you when you had your first beer or whatever?
13 ya Lil cuck. Also shame on you for thinking you'd feel different after one
Too old.
>>684267416
19 got wasted on Scotch. Good times. If you felt nothing, you didn't have enough. Alcohol isn't bad, just be responsible and don't make it a habit.
>>684267416
I had a beer when I was a baby
13 or 14
Redhead/Ginger Appreciation Thread
Prove there's a single type of girl that's hotter
>Protip: You can't
>>684267197
>being this perfect
blondes and brunettes just can't compete
time to checkm
May I?
>>684266488
let me have some of that action also
>>684266488
You may indeed
>>684266488
May I again?
>>684266700
Okay, it's time to share you glutenous hog
Doom (2016) thread
Anyone play it yet?
YUP 10/10 GAMEPLAY 10/10 MULTIPLAYER 10/10 GRAPHICS
>>684264870
it is actually really good, but no doubt some edgy 14 year old will comment soon saying "its worse then getting cum stuck in your beard"
>>684264870
It's a really fun game. You should definitely play it.
the movie was better than this pile of shit
>>684264870
9.8/10
>>684266576
probably cant afford it
>this is your gf
>what to do /b/?
Tell her don't leave it in the oven so long next time
>>684265700
Buy a decent pregnancy tester for starters as this one is clearly a fucking joke.
FYI the girl in the pic is jewish.
Jew girls are going black at unprecedented levels.
>>684265700
does she want a baby?
because i want a baby
>>684265700
Well obviously you're a cuck, and you'd be life-raped if you were to raise someone else's baby. Dump her.
First 25 dubs get game of choice
>leave steam ID & game choice in comments
100% serious
>be me
>rich fag giving back to the community
first time first served, first 25 dubs only, GO
DUBA FUBA DUp
UH AL LA
Roll for Terraria
http://steamcommunity.com/id/104110
Trololo
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