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Let´s start squirting thread
you mean pissing
because they're pissing
PISS
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S
S
>>684266891
it's just pissing you retarded faggot
kill yourself
Rate my girlfriends asshole??
1/10
>>684267574
Worth going in dry
>>684267574
dirty whale/10
looks a bit dirty and i can see some hair
10/10
Rate my cock /b/
Dick thread
funny/10
I'm cracking up. it's hilarious to me.
>>684264079
What a nice cock.
9/10 More please
>>684264270
Yes sir
>>684264697
I'd suck it any day
Dropbox????,
Bump w/
Yeah! Was seconds before making a thread myself
>>684267331
Dropbox is a file hosting service operated by American company Dropbox, Inc., headquartered in San Francisco, California, that offers cloud storage, file synchronization, personal cloud, and client software.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropbox_%28service%29
gogogo
ITT you go close to being banned
>close to being banned
>no crayola pencils
>>684266313
mods are illiterate trap loving retards who worship nigger cock and always have a mlp buttplug in the ass
>>684266603
I like this one.
>Tranny: I don't feel comfortable shitting in them mens room. You must let me shit in the ladies room.
>Women: But we feel uncomfortable with a man in our bathroom. We're sorry you feel uncomfortable, that we won't play along with your delusion, but wanting to be another gender doesn't make you another gender.
>Tranny: STOP OPPRESSING ME. MY COMFORT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS. I WANT TO SHIT WHERE YOU SHIT. IF YOU SAY NO OR DENY THAT I'M A WOMAN THEN IT'S A HATE CRIME AND YOU CAN BE ARRESTED.
This is our wold now.
>>684263934
Transexualism and gender reassignment is natural, beautiful and is the only form of surgery where a doctor is somehow not violating ethical standards by removing a healthy appendage.
>>684263934
You just flaming for fun or you really feel this way?
>>684264405
I genuinely feel this way. Why is the comfort of a small group more important than the comfort of a larger group (women)?
And the comparisons of this to the civil rights movement is frankly ridiculous.
Transexualism is a mental illness but instead of focussing on finding a cure they focus on acceptance if they had done otherwise we could've had a cure by now
>>684264939
this
Yet again feminism and the LGBTQAIP+ movement is hurting the people they're supposedly protecting because the formed an ideology that doesn't root in reality.
Hey /b/. I'm 22 and I just had my first alcoholic drink tonight after telling myself that I'd never drink alcohol. It was okay I guess, didn't drink enough to feel different though.
How old were you when you had your first beer or whatever?
13 ya Lil cuck. Also shame on you for thinking you'd feel different after one
Too old.
>>684267416
19 got wasted on Scotch. Good times. If you felt nothing, you didn't have enough. Alcohol isn't bad, just be responsible and don't make it a habit.
>>684267416
I had a beer when I was a baby
13 or 14
Redhead/Ginger Appreciation Thread
Prove there's a single type of girl that's hotter
>Protip: You can't
>>684267197
>being this perfect
blondes and brunettes just can't compete
time to checkm
May I?
>>684266488
let me have some of that action also
>>684266488
You may indeed
>>684266488
May I again?
>>684266700
Okay, it's time to share you glutenous hog
Doom (2016) thread
Anyone play it yet?
YUP 10/10 GAMEPLAY 10/10 MULTIPLAYER 10/10 GRAPHICS
>>684264870
it is actually really good, but no doubt some edgy 14 year old will comment soon saying "its worse then getting cum stuck in your beard"
>>684264870
It's a really fun game. You should definitely play it.
the movie was better than this pile of shit
>>684264870
9.8/10
>>684266576
probably cant afford it
>this is your gf
>what to do /b/?
Tell her don't leave it in the oven so long next time
>>684265700
Buy a decent pregnancy tester for starters as this one is clearly a fucking joke.
FYI the girl in the pic is jewish.
Jew girls are going black at unprecedented levels.
>>684265700
does she want a baby?
because i want a baby
>>684265700
Well obviously you're a cuck, and you'd be life-raped if you were to raise someone else's baby. Dump her.
First 25 dubs get game of choice
>leave steam ID & game choice in comments
100% serious
>be me
>rich fag giving back to the community
first time first served, first 25 dubs only, GO
DUBA FUBA DUp
UH AL LA
Roll for Terraria
http://steamcommunity.com/id/104110
Trololo
- tenicle lover
Can any richfag please get me Black Ops 3 while its on sale i really want to play it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Katana Omnislash/
Game is shit. We are doing you a favor by not buying it.
no get bad rats instead
>>684260665
Why, i've tryed it on free weekend and i like it
>>684260380
bump
>>684260380
Step one) Stop being poor
Step two) kill yourself
You got exactly 30 seconds to post your laptop.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how dank is my thinkpad?
8. I have the X60 but Windows 10 doesn't go on it so I have to use Linux.
>>684261133
Why only 8, familia?
How can I make it more dank?
>>684261300
Photo is like 3 years old.
>>684260915
Gets the job done...
>>684261566
>acer
hahahaha consumer sheep
Can I fuck you?
>>684262702
was going to ask the same
>>684263005
goddammit.
>>684262702
CAN I FUCK THAT BUNNY
>>684262702
CAN
I
FUCK
THAT
BUNNNNNNYYYYYYY
>>684262702
can cartoon rabbits be sexually attractive?
What things should I be aware of before starting my own weed farm?
Surely someone would notice my high electricity bill if I'd have 20+ plants?
Also is there a reliable way to get rid of the smell in a block house? Thinking of renting a cheap detached house go grow + live in.
How much electricity would the lighting cost use?
>>684259726
i run a hydroponic kit with 4 plants for personal use, electricity runs be about 7$ a month.
What kind of light should I use? Of course LED seems to be the way to go but how many plants would a certain amount be able to support?
>>684260221
here, take a read through this and you can figure out what you need!, it all depends on your overall setup so!replace DOTS with .
wwwDOTgrowweedeasyDOTcomSLASHgrow-light-upgrade-guide#no-grow-lights
find an electrician you trust and pay him substantial amounts of cash to bypass your meter. 400w / 600w halide lamps will chew through power
just steal electricity from street lights and/or neighbours
Does anyone here engage in anal gaping/stretching (to themselves or others)? Any tips about how to get a pretty, obviously worn fuckhole, not a knotted monstrosity?
I want my asshole to permanently look like it's been used on a regular basis. It's part of the way there, but I want a slight, permanent gape too.
>>684263318
>>684263377
>>684263424
>>684263466
Btw this is what I DON'T want. A gross-looking, knotted mess, or a prolapse. Any tips to avoid those would be nice~ <3
Stoner Thread
Whats everyone tokin on? Aussie here eating some toast, extremely high listening to "Arty - Zara", quite euphoric, but I'm bored so suggestions would be nice.
Lets here what you guys are up to
>>684260230
This was my tool I used last night, incredibly effective. I'll be firing it up tonight too.
how much weed should i put in brownies if theyre only lasting me a week, its shit aussie herb, and im probs only looking to get baked once a day (probs at night) and sharing between three peolpe, how much weed should i put in?? i dont want to put too much in and only eat some of them and then waste heaps by not eating them and having to throw it out
>>684260360
That looks insane, does that electronically set the heat? Enjoy that man, I'm smoking out of a $10 bong right now, will upgrade though for sure
>>684260474
OP here, not sure on edibles man never had them, I'm sure there would be answer somewhere on the internet on how to make them. Aussie weed is meh
>>684260496
Vaping make a 1/4 oz last a month with daily vaping. I use maybe 0.1 per session. Super efficient. Here's my portable, Pax2
BEST OF /b/ Anyone?
>>684262277
bump
>>684262277
Bump
>>684263357
no one!?
Post more than one fag
Gf and I are in NYC and looking for something to do that isn't touristy. First thing that comes to mind?
Assault the homeless
>>684260326
Gangbang
>>684260326
you can invite me over to fuck her...pic related
take a shit in the doorway of trump tower
Brooklyn > Manhattan
Source: I live in Brooklyn
