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Asian time
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>>767319240
Ask a guy who fucked Instagram model Mazzaratie Monica anything.
>>767317094
Yeah I have one question, why?
How does she smell?
>>767317587
Idk because she's hot and it was cheap to fuck a famous slut.
>>767317637
Like cocoa butter
/b/ I need your help,
I’m on ecstasy right now on my own in my room. And I’m down for doing some super kinky weird shit.
I have about 20 pairs of panties/ thongs/lingerie that I’ve collected over the past 5 years. (One pair is a thong that was used recently, still has a scent)
I have several butt plugs, ones a prostate vibe, a hitachi magic wand vibrator (with butt plug attachment)
And a fleshlight, vr porn, or the internet,
Ecstasy gives me erectile dysfunction when I’m on it (goes back to normal after not sure why, probs the same
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holy fucking shit my nigga you on some shit
Drop the sexual stuff and PRODUCE ART
Any medium, any support, but you must produce some sort of work revolving around BIRDS.
Good luck anon
BIRD ART OR RIOT
>>767320602
Yeah haha, it's fun
>>767320653
and ohh shit, i'll do some sketching first!
..or even, see how I draw while I do kinky shit!
>>767320653
>>767320744
You mean bird art as in paint right?
who would be your sex slave
>>767316960
prolly 2nd from the left.
which one would you pick?
>>767317180
left
>>767317317
how about with a hotter friend, right or left?
Why haven't you killed yourself tonight?
What is your reason to wake up tomorrow?
im out here tryna be a police officer when im older, which is badass. waiting to do better shit in life i guess
>>767320344
thats really cool actually! if i could afford it, i would do forensic sciences
>>767320344
that sounds chill! why you want to be a cop?
>>767320216
Andy Sixx
>>767320216
I've got many more bitches to fuck and places to see
itt: we all live in one house together
>>767316024
Pipe down in there, I'm trying to study for my bar exam.
>>767316024
i walk in, drop my bags, drop my pants and immediately start jacking off onto the floor
dammit, who left their dragon dildo on the kitchen counter?
also >>767316139 can i join you?
my sheets are sticky... what did you guys do?
>>767316024
Roll with me, fellow human beans
>>767317354
>Straight porn
Ew, how boring.
Re-roll
Rollin Rollin Rollin
>>767317354
rolling
Roll
>>767317354
Roller coaster
Ask a cuckold any
>pic related
>not my dick
>>767316766
Why do you choose to cuck yourself instead of an heroing? It's a much more efficient way to remove yourself from the gene pool.
>sage
What made you get into cuckold?
I realized majority of my friends wanted to fuck my gf and I never realized how hot it sounded
I'll never do it in real life, I'm too protective, but I like the idea of sharing her with my mates
It also makes me feel good when other people want to bone her too
>>767316766
Why don't you break it off with your gf/wife so a real man can treat her right?
>>767316766
are you a jew? You seem like a jew....
Got a kik
How do I get my girlfriend to stop cucking me with my roommates?
She said she would stop, and I believed her because I'm mildly autistic, but I'm not so autistic that I didn't realize that she cucked me again last night.
After we 'fucked', which means I came in about two seconds, I pretended to fall asleep, but was waiting for her to leave so i could listen to her fuck my roommates. She did and I was beating off outside the door, so much that I almost got caught listening while beating off when she went to go fuck our other roommate. I 'love'
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I'm a girl btw
Allow me to let you in on a truth. Conservatives hate you. They hate everything except themselves. They hate black people, they hate anyone that has less money than them, they hate anyone who doesn't live in the country, they hate drugs, they hate jew, they'd rather you get robbed by "misunderstood" rich people than have you defend yourself and yours, they want to take money out of your paycheck, which isn't a living wage, so that junkies can continue getting tortured in jail. Trust me, if these people had to choose between killing a jew or a black person...
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>>767317386
Kill yourself
>>767317386
tits or get the fuck out
Tits or GTFO
Does anyone have more Emily to share?
can you share what emily you have, been trying to find whats been posted of her having no luck, sad times
>>767315549
Absolutely, long as you post more too
>>767315958
Ylyl racist edition
YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will you first historic words on the red planet be?
do u kno de wey?
>>767317457
"Aliens r gay"
>>767317457
Where all da white women at?
>>767317457
Fuck I left the spare air tank on earth.
>>767317457
God bless the American Nazi Party.
Dear pedophiles,
You know who you are, I assume you've been attracted to prepubescent children for a while. I know this probably wasn't your choice. I know it alienates you from society, and I know you fear the social repercussions of your attractions. Some of you are well meaning kind people who would never harm a child. Some of you are not. But I would like to speak to the group of you that thinks you would never harm a child but still wishes to engage in sexual relationships with children. I primarily have one thing to say: You are wrong.
Any sexual relationship
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>>767318044
>social progress
I think an excellent place to start would be in allowing pedophiles to seek help/guidance without risk of going to prison. Currently many therapists assume that a person with any sexual attractions to children is a risk, so they feel legally obligated to inform the police. Not every pedophile is a potential rapist. There need to be clear criteria for determining if a pedophile is in fact a risk to any children.
>>767318044
> Dear pedophiles,
wrote a super long post on /b/ thinking someone actually gives a shit what u think? what a fucking fag.
>>767318044
This wall of text makes me horny about kids.
>>767318945
If it reaches just one person it's worth it.
fb/ig cont
my friend fucked her, said she loved to be thrown around the bedroom
Could you post round ass blondes with strong legs/glutes like short distance runners/sprinters?
>>767316771
oooo
Share some wisdom.
It doesnt have to be lessons learned the hard ways, it could also be days of joy earned through listening to that one piece of actually good advice from grandma.
>Because it's hard to tell what's right, advice tends to be very biased in favour of whatever wholesome views will make an instructor look good.
>Don't eat the yellow snow.
>if you cant explain it to others, you havent understood if yet
>>767314983
a true classic
>If you're not happy outside of a relationship, you'll be unhappy inside a relationship.
>>767316087
hits a bit too close to my basement
>There is no one you will spend as much time with as yourself, so at least try to make yourself interesting.
In a similar line
>When life gives you options, take the route to the best story.
Chubby/Thicc/& Perfectly Plump Chicks
Come and get your daily dose of ass.
>>767317003
Nude game
no
>>767320505
9
>>767320810
full nude w/ face
>>767320810
Full frontal
Why do liberals think it’s okay to fly a Mexican flag on your own property in the US, but the Confederate flag is automatically taboo and not okay?
>>767318651
one if for racists confederates white washing history
the other is just a different countries flag
>>767318741
But it’s part of American history, one of my ancestors died for the south in the war
And it has nothing to do with slavery
>>767318651
MUH SLAVERY
MUH RACISM
MUH KANGS
>>767318918
>And it has nothing to do with slavery
it does have to do with slavery
the fact that you don't connect that is part of the white washing. Some people are just not blue pilled in this subject.
>>767319202
No, it didn’t have to do with slavery.
My 3rd great grandfather didn’t die for slaves, he was dirt poor as fuck. He died for Virginia
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>>767319397
More Sophia?
>>767319578
Who wants more of this slut?
>>767319578
https://imgur.com/a/UdbSTgg
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post your favourite sluts of /b/ ROUND 2
Nevermind. I'm making a new thread.
http://tobe.exposed/image/5ae7ac98e24e3
>>767319348
if someone figures out this dropbox link, ill post everything I have
/sh/4pv7j2bi8ibzrddAAAApLnyptObeyT1DkGi_gC3a?dl=0
