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>ask girl to get food
>says sure
>on our way there she gets a text and says she has to reschedule
>give her my number (my phone was dead)
>she never texted me
>it has been four days
>I cant text her because I dont have her number
>saw her today and she smiled and waved for like a second
I don't get it. Does she like me or not? She smiled and said yes to getting food. Is that a yes or a no?
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>>767316977
Bump plz. I need to know or im going to an hero.
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>>767316977
Dude she already bailed on you. That's your first sign. Then she didn't text you. There's your second sign. Now you saw her and just smiled and waved. How many fucking signs do you need? Don't be a whiny faggot.
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>>767316977
If you see her whats the problem? Use your voice...
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>>767316977
OP driving to their would have been date

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Went to high school with Ciara for 2 years. Ask any questions you have. I'll do my best to answer.
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>>767316045
Which highschool?
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>>767316045
Is she fun to be around?
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>>767316045
what did her feet smell like?

should blacks have the right to vote?

peenie poo poo aids caca weiner and ding dong or nigger fuck cunt ass grits bits shits tits?
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>>767316545
Honestly she was really quiet but we got a new student who was on drugs hard and openly and she started dealing with him. One day him and a couple other kids popped xanax in the middle of the school day and a couple people, including her got kicked out

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Asian time
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Ask a guy who fucked Instagram model Mazzaratie Monica anything.
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>>767317094
Yeah I have one question, why?
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How does she smell?
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>>767317587
Idk because she's hot and it was cheap to fuck a famous slut.

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/b/ I need your help,

I’m on ecstasy right now on my own in my room. And I’m down for doing some super kinky weird shit.

I have about 20 pairs of panties/ thongs/lingerie that I’ve collected over the past 5 years. (One pair is a thong that was used recently, still has a scent)

I have several butt plugs, ones a prostate vibe, a hitachi magic wand vibrator (with butt plug attachment)
And a fleshlight, vr porn, or the internet,

Ecstasy gives me erectile dysfunction when I’m on it (goes back to normal after not sure why, probs the same reason why you stop peeing)
So my plan is to do something super kinky because everything feels amazing

I also love tying myself up and being tied up (safely ofc) into positions where I like have a vibrator strapped to myself or I can fuck a fleshlight in

I’m dominant, but ecstasy makes me super submissive and wanting to be told to do stuff

So what shall I do /b/? I’m peaking on e right now so having a great time

Also the magic wand vibrator (if you don’t know what it is Google it) is quite noisy any ideas on how to muffle this the best?
I’ve tried it with the shower on and that worked, got the fan on in the bathroom, that helps a bit and my PS4 is breaking so the fan is loud which is great.
Might put on some quiet music but I don’t want to wake up my housemates. Nor do I want them knowing about the vibrations

TLDR; wanna do kinky shit, what do b?

Also post loli, cute girls, cute porn, any girls that are cute tbh.. that’s my biggest turn on

Help a /b/rother out? I may post pics of what you get me to do if you ask very nicely

I also have handcuffs and stuff to tie up with,

Also the hitachi wand vibe plug won’t stay in my ass what shall I use to keep it in?
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holy fucking shit my nigga you on some shit
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Drop the sexual stuff and PRODUCE ART

Any medium, any support, but you must produce some sort of work revolving around BIRDS.

Good luck anon
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BIRD ART OR RIOT
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>>767320602
Yeah haha, it's fun
>>767320653
and ohh shit, i'll do some sketching first!
..or even, see how I draw while I do kinky shit!

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who would be your sex slave
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>>767316960
prolly 2nd from the left.

which one would you pick?
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>>767317180
left
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>>767317317
how about with a hotter friend, right or left?

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Why haven't you killed yourself tonight?

What is your reason to wake up tomorrow?
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im out here tryna be a police officer when im older, which is badass. waiting to do better shit in life i guess
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>>767320344
thats really cool actually! if i could afford it, i would do forensic sciences
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>>767320344
that sounds chill! why you want to be a cop?
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>>767320216
Andy Sixx

itt: we all live in one house together
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>>767316024

Pipe down in there, I'm trying to study for my bar exam.
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>>767316024
i walk in, drop my bags, drop my pants and immediately start jacking off onto the floor
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dammit, who left their dragon dildo on the kitchen counter?
also >>767316139 can i join you?
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my sheets are sticky... what did you guys do?

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Roll with me, fellow human beans
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>>767317354
>Straight porn
Ew, how boring.

Re-roll
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Rollin Rollin Rollin
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>>767317354
rolling
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Roll

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Ask a cuckold any

>pic related
>not my dick
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>>767316766
Why do you choose to cuck yourself instead of an heroing? It's a much more efficient way to remove yourself from the gene pool.
>sage
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What made you get into cuckold?

I realized majority of my friends wanted to fuck my gf and I never realized how hot it sounded
I'll never do it in real life, I'm too protective, but I like the idea of sharing her with my mates

It also makes me feel good when other people want to bone her too
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>>767316766
Why don't you break it off with your gf/wife so a real man can treat her right?
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>>767316766
are you a jew? You seem like a jew....

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How do I get my girlfriend to stop cucking me with my roommates?
She said she would stop, and I believed her because I'm mildly autistic, but I'm not so autistic that I didn't realize that she cucked me again last night.
After we 'fucked', which means I came in about two seconds, I pretended to fall asleep, but was waiting for her to leave so i could listen to her fuck my roommates. She did and I was beating off outside the door, so much that I almost got caught listening while beating off when she went to go fuck our other roommate. I 'love' her so much, which means that if she leaves me I know I'm going to blow my brains out because I'm autistic and cannot get another girlfriend, and I also don't have the balls to break up with my slut for a girlfriend
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I'm a girl btw
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Allow me to let you in on a truth. Conservatives hate you. They hate everything except themselves. They hate black people, they hate anyone that has less money than them, they hate anyone who doesn't live in the country, they hate drugs, they hate jew, they'd rather you get robbed by "misunderstood" rich people than have you defend yourself and yours, they want to take money out of your paycheck, which isn't a living wage, so that junkies can continue getting tortured in jail. Trust me, if these people had to choose between killing a jew or a black person they would kill the jew ten times out of ten. These people HATE Mexico. It's as if Mexico molested them as a child and now that they're grown up they're trying to destroy America as revenge. I'm sorry conservatives, but if Mexico hurt you then that means Mexico is not for you. There are dozens of other countries that will gladly accept you and your hatred. You conservatives leave and it's a win-win.
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>>767317386
Kill yourself
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>>767317386
tits or get the fuck out

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Does anyone have more Emily to share?
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can you share what emily you have, been trying to find whats been posted of her having no luck, sad times
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>>767315549
Absolutely, long as you post more too
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Ylyl racist edition
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YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS

What will you first historic words on the red planet be?
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do u kno de wey?
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>>767317457
"Aliens r gay"
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>>767317457
Where all da white women at?
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>>767317457
Fuck I left the spare air tank on earth.

Dear pedophiles,
You know who you are, I assume you've been attracted to prepubescent children for a while. I know this probably wasn't your choice. I know it alienates you from society, and I know you fear the social repercussions of your attractions. Some of you are well meaning kind people who would never harm a child. Some of you are not. But I would like to speak to the group of you that thinks you would never harm a child but still wishes to engage in sexual relationships with children. I primarily have one thing to say: You are wrong.

Any sexual relationship between an adult and a child is exploitative in nature. It does not matter how gentle, kind, or well meaning you are, it is exploitation. It does not matter if society pushes a stigma on the child or not, it is exploitation. This is because pedophiles are primarily attracted to children between the ages of 5 and 12. In this stage of life a child is just beginning to learn who they are as a person. This stage is called Competence: Industry vs Inferiority. In it children form moral values and recognize cultural and individual differences. This is also when children start developing self-confidence by seeking guidance/approval from mentors. As such it is impossible to have a sexual relationship with a child of this age without grooming/exploiting them.

Around the age of 13 children enter the stage known as Fidelity: Identity vs. Role Confusion. This is when they begin to form an understanding of social roles and their own sexual identity. If a child has been sexually groomed before this stage of development there is likely to be a long lasting impact on their sense of self/identity. So in short, you cannot engage in sexual relations with a child without risking their future well being.

Pedophiles who fail to recognize this basic fact of human development will always be viewed with hatred and fear. They give rational pedophiles a bad name, put their lives at risk, and prevent much needed social progress.
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>>767318044
>social progress
I think an excellent place to start would be in allowing pedophiles to seek help/guidance without risk of going to prison. Currently many therapists assume that a person with any sexual attractions to children is a risk, so they feel legally obligated to inform the police. Not every pedophile is a potential rapist. There need to be clear criteria for determining if a pedophile is in fact a risk to any children.
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>>767318044

> Dear pedophiles,

wrote a super long post on /b/ thinking someone actually gives a shit what u think? what a fucking fag.
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>>767318044
This wall of text makes me horny about kids.
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>>767318945
If it reaches just one person it's worth it.

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fb/ig cont
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my friend fucked her, said she loved to be thrown around the bedroom
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Could you post round ass blondes with strong legs/glutes like short distance runners/sprinters?
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>>767316771
oooo

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Share some wisdom.
It doesnt have to be lessons learned the hard ways, it could also be days of joy earned through listening to that one piece of actually good advice from grandma.

>Because it's hard to tell what's right, advice tends to be very biased in favour of whatever wholesome views will make an instructor look good.
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>Don't eat the yellow snow.
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>if you cant explain it to others, you havent understood if yet

>>767314983
a true classic
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>If you're not happy outside of a relationship, you'll be unhappy inside a relationship.
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>>767316087
hits a bit too close to my basement

Chubby/Thicc/& Perfectly Plump Chicks

Come and get your daily dose of ass.
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Nude game
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no
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8.
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>>767320505
9
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>>767320810
full nude w/ face

Why do liberals think it’s okay to fly a Mexican flag on your own property in the US, but the Confederate flag is automatically taboo and not okay?
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>>767318651
one if for racists confederates white washing history


the other is just a different countries flag
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>>767318741
But it’s part of American history, one of my ancestors died for the south in the war

And it has nothing to do with slavery
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>>767318651
MUH SLAVERY
MUH RACISM
MUH KANGS
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>>767318918
>And it has nothing to do with slavery
it does have to do with slavery

the fact that you don't connect that is part of the white washing. Some people are just not blue pilled in this subject.

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