Damn it, 4chan, look what you turned Jessi Slaughter into.Hairy legs, blue hair, 200 pounds, wheelchair and now the bio:
"Queer little snail Cat parent Pronouns are they/them ''
I'm proud of you guys for creating a SJW role model easy to trigger.
>>714292335
Why the fuck is she in a wheelchair?
>>714293050
She likes black cock
>>714293050
Probably because walking around is ableist
Who the fuck knows with these delusional cunts
>>714293050
Because she dun goofed
https://discord.gg/fp88Ddr
Moddddssss
nubiles.net is a well known site.
all their models are 18+
stop acting stupid.
>>714292399
too old
>>714292399
>>714293188
LOL There's my /b/.
Dub Dubs.
Wish we could get you faggots to faggot.
Wake up
see this
what do?
>>714292368
>Go for the .40 in the nightstand.
>shoot burglar in his face
>shoot dog for not doing her fucking job.
>>714292971
I bet you are a real tough guy
>>714293077
I'll bet you're a gigantic cuck
>>714293077
He's a big guy.
Why do girls in middle school dress like hookers these days ?
Cuz they be lit fam
>>714291724
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>714291519
Why are you complaining?
Literally only in America
Hello all,
I 'm Tim from the Anti-Defamation League and would like to ask you to stop with your malicious antisemitism. It can be really hurtful to people and that's not good. Try to show some understanding for the poor jewish people which had to go through a lot of suffering. Show some love.
Have a nice day,
- Tim
Dear Tim,
Noone cares
>>714291899
fuck off, polfag
>league
The autism
Re:tim from ADL
Dear Tim
my name is jim, I am an official spokeperson for darpa weapon systems, we recently came across this email which killed 2 our Secretary.
for this we would like to buy this weapon which can only be classes as weapons grade autism.
yours sincerely
jim
ps: thanks for killing Jill that bitch was carrying my bastard my wife would be pissed lmao
the cycle continues
Hey /b/
When I was in middle school I had my first girlfriend. We both liked a lot of the same things. But after we hung out a lot I really disliked her father for some crude unknown stupid reason. And one day I told her that he was a bit of a cunt. And she got really offended by this, she avoided me afterwards. She even switched schools not to talk to me. Being a stupid kid I had no idea why until high school and even then I heard that she hated me. She switched to my high school in the 11th grade not knowing I was attending the same school. She came into my science class first period and turned around and saw me and her face lit up for some reason and turned around and put her head down. Don't know why, the next day she switched schools. I haven't talked to her in 7-8 years and I attend Uni now. I'll message her at dubs and you guys can tell me what to say. Don't be too much of a cunt. I'll post results.
>>714292405
bumping
>>714292405
bump
>>714292405
bumperino
>>714292405
rolling
rate?
I wish I had 2 more hands, so I can give that ass 4 thumbs down! Agagagaga
i have feeling that this butthole smells like shit
Fluffy thread
Show me your autism
Weapons grade autism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDa2saMdeg
bumpp
What will happen if I eat and drink all this in one day? (2907 kcal and 396 gram sugar)
You continue to hate yourself and be a disappointment to your family
>>714292106
nerve gas
>>714292106
you will turn into an american
You'll be about as 'murrican as they get.
who's that again?
Also brunettes>blondes
>>714292415
Phillies-chan.
And yes. You are right.
Where did it all go?
Actually effective moderations came.
How unfortunate
Im bad at drawing.
Will draw anything
Dubs decide
>>714291503
Your credit card, numbers included
>>714291503
john cena in a 2 piece bathing suit
Draw your mother getting plowed by a big black dick
the mona lisa
Alright /b/ros, advice time.
So there's this chick I am 100% in love with. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever met in my life, and we have quite a bit in common. I did my best to stop being beta, and texted her. We texted back and forth for a while but then the conversation stagnated, and we haven't talked in a few days. Then today, she posts a pic on Instagram where she looks stunningly beautiful. I'm kind of dumbstruck by it, and i've decided to tell her what I think and try and make a move.
She's way way out of league, but I maybe have a chance. Should I go for it?
She looks a bit like pic related
just fucking do it
worst that happens is a big fat no
>>714292125
I'm worried it will come off as too creepy though. She gets hit on by guys all the time, and always rejects them, so I'm not sure it's even worth it.
>>714292072
Bro, one thing a girl likes is confidence. You don't have to confess your love to her but sit her down and be an adult and tell her how you feel. If you've got some sort of connection with her she'll reiterate.
>>714292072
Of course it will come off as creepy you fucking creep. People don't like someone they kind of know telling them they are the most beautiful person they have ever seen. People like compliments from loved ones/close people and complete strangers. In between is just creepy as hell. If you want to stop being a beta CALL her and say "hey wanna see Moana this weekend with me?" Done. If she says yes or sounds excited then she's into you or at the very least willing to give you a shot. If she sounds awkward, or looks for excuses then she's not into you and you move on. Unless she's like a lifelong close friend, no amount of "expressing your feelings" is going to get her interested, it comes desperate and is frankly pretty douchey.
This is my last time on 4chan, it's been a wild ride.
Is that what 4chan does to a person... oh god, i have to get out while i can.
>>714291598
I'd tell you to keep your chin up but I don't think that's possible
bon voyage, brother.
help /b/
I have no money for food until Saturday, I'm fucking starving right now. If anyone has some spare cash in their paypal I would greatly appreciate it. I need about $20. I've been looking for work for about 6 months and got nothing back yet, I have a bunny to feed too.
My paypal is [email protected]
>>714291741
good try
bunnys cant internet
i dont believe your "little" story
>>714291783
>I have a bunny to feed too.
>thinks bunny is posting
>>714291741
timestamp the rabbit
>>714291741
DSP? that you?
my wife got fat, and i hate her for it.
i even feel shame when she hold my hand in public.
divorce fags, how easy is it to get divorced?
pic not her, but very related and very similar.
>>714292385
Hopefully she'll divorce your shallow ass before you figure it out.
Do you hate-fuck her?
>>714292556
no, i cant even get hard with her. i just leave the house when she starts feeling me up.
>>714292553
fat bitch detected.
Do you want to see his penis?
>>714292536
Why should I see something thing that he can't?
>>714292576
Dead
>>714292536
Christ, no.
>>714292536
Who hasn't?
what's wrong with being alcoholic/junkie? let's consider self-harm (health) doesn't count: what makes being alcoholic/junkie this much wrong and disastrous?
for example: i do shitloads of drugs; drink every fuckin day; i care for my parents; show respect to people; treat them right; love kids; don't harm anyone; earn money myself.
and there's some asshole who doesn't even smoke cigarettes but does things absolutely vice-versa.
if it's the case, why do people still disrespect me more than that jerk who is one to be actually blamed?
keep in mind that i am not talking about self-harm.
>>714291217
The fact you are a massive drain of resources.
Police resources having to deal with your lunacy.
Social welfare eesources because you are constantly broke
No tax revenue for the state.
Essentially just a selfish leach that expects everyone else to carry. A real degenerate
>>714291367
>No tax revenue for the state.
Well, this one's their own fault.
>>714291367
Forgot to mention hospitals when you are rushed to ER for fucking yourself up, or giving yourself cancer due to horrible health and life choices, probably other diseases through the use of needles
>>714291217
exactly my thought. I went the other day to a presentation in my workplace and got told, that alcohol/drugs are bad, and that I inevitably make myself and others unhappy. What a bullshit.
>be me
>be last year
>at lunch, all of the special needs kids sit near the lunch line in my school
>there's this one kid, let's call him James
>James is probably the strongest tard I have ever seen
>one day, something goes wrong
>this one kid drops his lunch on him after this one whore named Jamia tripped him
>ohweresodead.png
>instead of a tard screech or tard roar, he knocks him right to the floor with a single punch
>the tard strength be strong with this one
>I was sure he was dead until he got back up and walked slowly away before crumbling for no reason
>I'm sure he has at least 7 extra pairs of chromosomes, because I can do that with 7 extra pairs (yes, I'm autistic)
Keep this thread alive if you want to hear more stories like that.
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