Why do girls in middle school dress like hookers these days ?
Cuz they be lit fam
>>714291724
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>714291519
Why are you complaining?
Literally only in America
>>714291519
I dunno but 2nd from right looks ready
Hello all,
I 'm Tim from the Anti-Defamation League and would like to ask you to stop with your malicious antisemitism. It can be really hurtful to people and that's not good. Try to show some understanding for the poor jewish people which had to go through a lot of suffering. Show some love.
Have a nice day,
- Tim
Dear Tim,
Noone cares
>>714291899
fuck off, polfag
>league
The autism
Re:tim from ADL
Dear Tim
my name is jim, I am an official spokeperson for darpa weapon systems, we recently came across this email which killed 2 our Secretary.
for this we would like to buy this weapon which can only be classes as weapons grade autism.
yours sincerely
jim
ps: thanks for killing Jill that bitch was carrying my bastard my wife would be pissed lmao
the cycle continues
Hey /b/
When I was in middle school I had my first girlfriend. We both liked a lot of the same things. But after we hung out a lot I really disliked her father for some crude unknown stupid reason. And one day I told her that he was a bit of a cunt. And she got really offended by this, she avoided me afterwards. She even switched schools not to talk to me. Being a stupid kid I had no idea why until high school and even then I heard that she hated me. She switched to my high school in the 11th grade not knowing I was attending the same school. She came into my science
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>>714292405
bumping
>>714292405
bump
>>714292405
bumperino
>>714292405
rolling
>>714292826
roll 2
rate?
I wish I had 2 more hands, so I can give that ass 4 thumbs down! Agagagaga
i have feeling that this butthole smells like shit
Fluffy thread
Show me your autism
Weapons grade autism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ID a2saMdeg
bumpp
What will happen if I eat and drink all this in one day? (2907 kcal and 396 gram sugar)
You continue to hate yourself and be a disappointment to your family
>>714292106
nerve gas
>>714292106
you will turn into an american
You'll be about as 'murrican as they get.
You'll become American
who's that again?
Also brunettes>blondes
>>714292415
Phillies-chan.
And yes. You are right.
Where did it all go?
Actually effective moderations came.
How unfortunate
Im bad at drawing.
Will draw anything
Dubs decide
>>714291503
Your credit card, numbers included
>>714291503
john cena in a 2 piece bathing suit
Draw your mother getting plowed by a big black dick
the mona lisa
>>714291503
your happy place
Alright /b/ros, advice time.
So there's this chick I am 100% in love with. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever met in my life, and we have quite a bit in common. I did my best to stop being beta, and texted her. We texted back and forth for a while but then the conversation stagnated, and we haven't talked in a few days. Then today, she posts a pic on Instagram where she looks stunningly beautiful. I'm kind of dumbstruck by it, and i've decided to tell her what I think and try and make a move.
She's way way out of league, but I maybe
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just fucking do it
worst that happens is a big fat no
>>714292125
I'm worried it will come off as too creepy though. She gets hit on by guys all the time, and always rejects them, so I'm not sure it's even worth it.
>>714292072
Bro, one thing a girl likes is confidence. You don't have to confess your love to her but sit her down and be an adult and tell her how you feel. If you've got some sort of connection with her she'll reiterate.
>>714292072
Of course it will come off as creepy you fucking creep. People don't like someone they kind of know telling them they are the most beautiful person they have ever seen. People like compliments from loved ones/close people and complete strangers. In between is just creepy as hell. If you want to stop being a beta CALL her and say "hey wanna see Moana this weekend with me?" Done. If she says yes or sounds excited then she's into you or at the very least willing to give you a shot. If she sounds...
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>>714292516
yeah, I'm just hoping I don't sperg out and make myself seem like a creepy stalker or something
This is my last time on 4chan, it's been a wild ride.
Is that what 4chan does to a person... oh god, i have to get out while i can.
>>714291598
I'd tell you to keep your chin up but I don't think that's possible
bon voyage, brother.
What the fuck do you want a medal for being a deserter ? GTFO cockbag.
help /b/
I have no money for food until Saturday, I'm fucking starving right now. If anyone has some spare cash in their paypal I would greatly appreciate it. I need about $20. I've been looking for work for about 6 months and got nothing back yet, I have a bunny to feed too.
My paypal is [email protected]
>>714291741
good try
bunnys cant internet
i dont believe your "little" story
>>714291783
>I have a bunny to feed too.
>thinks bunny is posting
>>714291741
timestamp the rabbit
>>714291741
DSP? that you?
>>714291881
everything you say are filthy lies
do you even white masterrace
my wife got fat, and i hate her for it.
i even feel shame when she hold my hand in public.
divorce fags, how easy is it to get divorced?
pic not her, but very related and very similar.
>>714292385
Hopefully she'll divorce your shallow ass before you figure it out.
Do you hate-fuck her?
>>714292556
no, i cant even get hard with her. i just leave the house when she starts feeling me up.
>>714292553
fat bitch detected.
thats what you get for getting married faggot.
if shes not satisfying you anymore, just fuck women on the side.
Do you want to see his penis?
>>714292536
Why should I see something thing that he can't?
>>714292576
Dead
>>714292536
Christ, no.
>>714292536
Who hasn't?
>>714292536
no ty
what's wrong with being alcoholic/junkie? let's consider self-harm (health) doesn't count: what makes being alcoholic/junkie this much wrong and disastrous?
for example: i do shitloads of drugs; drink every fuckin day; i care for my parents; show respect to people; treat them right; love kids; don't harm anyone; earn money myself.
and there's some asshole who doesn't even smoke cigarettes but does things absolutely vice-versa.
if it's the case, why do people still disrespect me more than that jerk who is one to be actually
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>>714291217
The fact you are a massive drain of resources.
Police resources having to deal with your lunacy.
Social welfare eesources because you are constantly broke
No tax revenue for the state.
Essentially just a selfish leach that expects everyone else to carry. A real degenerate
>>714291367
>No tax revenue for the state.
Well, this one's their own fault.
>>714291367
Forgot to mention hospitals when you are rushed to ER for fucking yourself up, or giving yourself cancer due to horrible health and life choices, probably other diseases through the use of needles
>>714291217
exactly my thought. I went the other day to a presentation in my workplace and got told, that alcohol/drugs are bad, and that I inevitably make myself and others unhappy. What a bullshit.
because the stigma around junkies and alcoholics is really bad and people tend to stereotype them and they are 80% of the time right. junkies are unreliable and lying people who will turn back to you regardless of how long youve been mates with.
doing drugs at the weekends is more socially accepted than doing everyday as is alcohol at the weekends, just some people tend to release week stress with drugs on weekends. some alcohol. and nobody is addicted. everyone are functional
>be me
>be last year
>at lunch, all of the special needs kids sit near the lunch line in my school
>there's this one kid, let's call him James
>James is probably the strongest tard I have ever seen
>one day, something goes wrong
>this one kid drops his lunch on him after this one whore named Jamia tripped him
>ohweresodead.png
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Bump
Captions to remind you that our sisters suck and fuck just as much BBC as the rest of the white whores.
>>714292431
I don't even have a sister, but if I had, and she looked like that, id love to know she is a BBC whore
>>714292431
>>714292600
/pol/ is the containment board for cuck fetishists and redditors. Go there now.
>>714293037
Sorry sir
But this also classifies as incest fetish...right?
>>714293424
What I'm meaning is saying...does /Pol/ also for the incest porn or just interace cuckolding?
>>714293488
You're thinking about big black cocks a lot, regardless of who they are entering, this is pure /pol/
Hey /b/
It's ugly girls naked/ thread
>>714291479
Was expecting uglier
>>714291754
yeah, i guess her boobs are a little asymmetrical in size but her face is alright
>>714291816
>face is alright
kill yourself. seriously. you have shit standards.
>>714291479
MOAR
She is great
>>714292008
would do her /10
discuss.
what is this tho? and sauce?
>>714291506
lena durnham or whatever that cunts name is
its mad that it looks like she has tits here...when she stands up she looks like that chubby 9 year boy tits u saw when u were in gym
>>714291434
Kathy Bates,
>>714291563
What is a "Lena Durnham"?