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>fap r nap thread
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dubs reroll
Pls
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>>678418657
Roll
kjn
Oh
Alright /b/tards, I need your advice/ help. I'll greentext it cuz why the hell not
>have gf of 3 months
>I was super nerdy beforehand and still am
>both 18
>we have sex
>it's my first
>she's had sex several times before
>I get her super wet and make her cum several times within 15 minutes
>I'm fucking
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Easy. You've desensitized yourself from fapping too hard/too often. You're used to the coarser feeling of using your hand, so it'll be more difficult for a girl to get you off.
Reduce how often you're masturbating and the intensity of your strokes to increase your sensitivity if you want to be able to finish more easily.
you are used to masturbating, stop it and it will go away
>>678417443
Will bump as I have this problem as well. As sad as it is, I usually tell them to tell me when they're about don't so I can try and finish because I have to really concentrate to do so for some reason. I have gone for like 2 to 2.5 hours before without getting close until I really focused on it.
Happens to me too. It's in your head. Desentized from overfapping. Stop watching porn and jerking off. Youll need a good 3-4 weeks to recover so you can perform normally. It takes willpower though. Google nofapping
>>678418010
/thread
One of my good female friends, sent me a message. About a second later she rang me, asking me not to open the message, and to promise I wouldn't look. I told her I wouldn't, I thought she must have been saying something bad about me, and sent it to me by mistake, so I had a look. It was a naked photo of her. Her boyfriend has the same first name as me, so obviously meant for him. Should I tell her I looked? I have deleted the message and photo.
Pic NOT related
post said photo then we'll decide.
>>678419184
oh you deleted it, you might actually be a faggot.
You're a useless faggot
i swear you're autistic
>>678419184
> I have deleted the message and photo.
y-you..animal..
This is my teacher going through a castle in Germany. I shot lots of photos through out and was told at the end of the tour not to take photos. Should I have listened? Should I have asked questions? Why aren't photographers allowed to take pictures on certain historical sites?
Pisses me off too. I had to go back to the car to put my camera away because they wouldn't let me bring it into a concert and the fucking headliner was asking people to go ahead and take pics. The Bodyworlds exhibit won't let you take pics either. Like to see them keep everyone with a phone out.
Yes! It's so inconsistent everywhere I go too
< 53 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>tour is over
>btw don't take pictures plz
Fuck those idiots. You should've taken more.
>>678416575
This guys gotta fuck off with this
This is my wife. Post an e-mail and area code and if it matches ours, I'll let you fuck her brains out.
I will deliver.
Is this a mental disorder?
[email protected] 215/610
Post timestamp.
715
239
What do you think of this selection, /b/?
Also, general sex toy thread.
looks fun. i also have a few toys. 1 dildo, 1 vibrating aneros, 1 bubble sound, and 1 set of (haegar) sounds. sadly though, no matter what i do, i still can't get that prostate gasm. woe to my gay booty. Woe unto it and the unrammed prostate within.
>>678415840
what do you do with the card? I'm asking for a friend.
< 57 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678416672
my guess is that the card is either for size comparison, or the brand of dildo. "blackjack" perhaps.
>>678416545
You don't have to orgasm from it to have rammed your prostate, anon.
>>678416672
>>678416819
It's just there for scale.
Explain why you are/aren't religious.
GO!!
I'm a scientist.
too much drama and too much war because of religion
>>678417362
>>678417179
>Tell me what to believe
>heu
>>678417729
Milf thread?
< 55 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
damn i wish this thread took off
im so hard lets goo
Asian girls thready
Fuckin weird typo
>>678418562
More
>>678419072
>>678418257
No nudes but this is my 37yo coworker. She has two kids.
Marica Hase
JAV star who fucks black guys.
Transitions to western porn....jucks mostly black guys.
What's wrong with her?
She likes em big m8.
She just wants the $$$. Scenes with black people are paid more.
>>678419663
Why?
>>678419051
>What's wrong with her?
I have no idea but I can't wait for her upcoming scene with Mandingo.
>>678420003
Her little butthole is gonna get stretched.
Where did the Zootopia threads go?
Bringing you a fresh update:
-150% more Judy
.Nick Wilde gets a promotion
-1 new Zootopia added
Bonus:
-You can now fuck the rabbit
>>678417795
Really nice patch notes
>>678417795
>implying i wasn't already fucking the rabbit
I'd rather be fucked by the fox.
WHAT IS LOVE
I'm sorry, but I think she's already taken
>tfw you'll never even so much as get to KNOW the bunny, let alone befriend/fuck her
Waifu claiming thread - Don't like being OP Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Ruri obviously a qt
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
sachi claim
Holo Claimed
Yuno claimed
You know it
Shinoa claim
>be me irish guy
>go to Portugal on holiday
>meet a polish girl doing Eramus
>we start dating a bit
>she leaves me for an indian who works in a call centre
>cant even poo in loo
>i know about sleazy indian fucks
>make a fake facebook using picture i got from some sloot I met off tinder last year
>3
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If black people went extinct, how much would that hurt the Porn industry?
Not just western porn, but JAV would also be effected.
Get used to a lot more LITTLE
>>678417444
checkd fam
death upon us all
>>678417115
Porn would suck.
>>678417115
Man you shills are very orchestrated. I guess you fags have no problem being sellouts for money.
>>678400463
Hey guise. Can we haves a fwuffy abuse twead? I wuv huwties.
Creepshot thread. Requesting more beautiful legs like these but everything is welcome
How about these
Let's see the faces of /b/
blmp
>>678418413
Nice beard
So I just told my ex that i dont really wanna get back with her over the summer. We made a promise together when it summer time we would get back together. I still have feelings for her and i know she has feelings for me as well but i dont really wanna do a distant relationship thing anymore. Idk what to do anymore help me /b/ros
find a real girl
shut the fuck up
I told her its best to just stay friends for the time being until we meet up again then hopefully things will change.
>>678414161
If you're not comfortable with it then be honest with her. It's fine to not want to do that OP, I barely lasted the 4 months my boyfriend was away from me when he moved back to our hometown, I certainly wouldn't do it for a long period of time.
>>678414161
if you can't move to her. or she wont move to you. then fuck it. dump her ass.
Post girls kiks anons will attempt to get nudes
xilent502
Fernandacx
And
gladysxoxox
lokkitakrys mexican hood rat
xoluvb20
Runningfofun6820. Post if you get anything from that slut.
Poor fag begging that a rich fag could gift me a copy of Enter the gungeon.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nerro0 102/
Noone?
Sharpie in pooper and u get it.
< 47 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678414787
>private inventory
and its gone.
>>678416725
thats how you prevent bots from adding you...
