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new jew mouse thread
Old thread: >>687141267 >>687145343
Going to deliver, hold on.
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>>687149982
Go on op, release and kill
>>687149982
set them free op dubs and trips demands it
You better delivar nigger
Demonic trips said release. I'd suggest driving a kilometer or so before the release so they don't just run back into your house.
Anon - you have been found guilty
Roll for your punishment
let's try it
>>687146496
8 get!
>>687146743
lucky bastard
>>687147070
Damn it pretty sure i got worst roll
drawthread
>>687144133
>anons making threads with reposts
>It's the best, just go to the front and order them. I'll be here
there. now we just need to wait. while we wait may i ask you somthing?
>>687142899
avert your eyes, kids
>>687144775
>kids
nice one.
>>687144775
kek.
Waifu claiming thread
>claim your waifu/husbando
>discuss topics
>minimum rp/erp
>insult other waifus
>most important; have fun
Chara claimed
Britfag Maki Claim
>>687146127
shiet nigga, no not seen that.
Has it been solved?
Koneko claimed
>>687146451
Ayyyyyyyy
finally an excuse to use this
Pictures of girls you have wins of but have never shared. see who's interested in your girls. If you get persuaded to share please do or maybe find someone to trade with:)
>>687131218
give your kik :)
Op.post that girl.
Please
>>687132237
kik is mhelling11 what do you have to share?
Already shared her once here. Will gladly share again!
please do!
>>687132817
Wincest thread: cousin edition
>>687118324
cutie
had a story written but had to reinstall windows the other day. Long greentext stories aren't a thing anymore for what I've seen in the past few days
>>687119635
Please post it
>>687119635
Yes they are, that's how we make decent compilation images.
My mom.
Dubs decide
Shove eggs up my ass
You wanna peg?
suck my dick
suck my dickk
come suck my dick
ITT: girls you literally can't stop wanking over
Cringe thread you fucking cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>>687126450
Man, she made cringe real hard.
>>687126566
Yeah. Guy on the right puts head down in shame
>>687126566
>>687126450
it's cringier with the sound on
she goes like "WHAZUP WHAZUP WHAZUPPPP"
DEUTSCHLAND
Fragen:
Warum muss ich einen Faden aufmachen?
Wie war euer Tag?
Warum ist es ohne Avatare besser?
Linux oder Windows?
Heute schon in den Becher Gewixxt?
>>687130633
Please kill Merkel and purge all non-Germans and especially African Muslims out.
Germany will be destroyed otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjBKYDEJDJk
>>687130633
Zipfelklatscher.
>>687130633
>Warum muss ich einen Faden aufmachen?
weil einer das ja endlich mal machen muss.
>Wie war euer Tag?
8/10
>Warum ist es ohne Avatare besser?
weil endlich keiner mehr nervt.
>Linux oder Windows?
Windows
>Heute schon in den Becher Gewixxt?
ja, zweimal schon Anon
>>687130633
DANKE OP
endlich n richtiger thread ich bumpe erst
>>687130633
>Warum muss ich einen Faden aufmachen?
weil ich gerade esse, original OP hier btw
>Wie war euer Tag?
lange
>Warum ist es ohne Avatare besser?
naja geht so, ohne haley natürlich
>Linux oder Windows?
beides
>Heute schon in den Becher Gewixxt?
ne, aber in flaschen gepisst kek
wwas geht bei dir op
caught creepshot thread
>>687138147
>>687139132
doesn't look too happy with you, cute though
>>687138147
>>687139132
lol, just kick in the bathroom door next time she's in there.... she's clearly expecting it at this point.
>>687135521
go fuck a goat...
>>687135675
I would rather rape your sister... for Allah has given me rights to do as I please with infidel girls.
>our blades are sharpened
Bitch our bombers are loading up, the second America decides to join in the fight is the same second that all you goat fuckers and your family members will get a sweet taste of this beautiful thing we Americans like to call: Freedom
Your religion's core is based off of murdering and fucking children. Do the world a favor and kill yourself faggot. One less pedo and human parasite to deal with then. Oh and one more thing, your 3 inch Muslim dick isn't enough to please your wife, let alone 7. (this is a bait thread but I don't give a shit)
>>687135521
is this bait?
I hope it's bait.
have fun facing the fbi you isis-loving faggot
your goat better be ready for the nukes we're dropping on it sandnigger, coz we're gonna start nukin if you piss us off.
Who will you do and what will you do to them?
Rollio
roll bitach
>>687142035
Rolling
ya fucking cunt!
>>687142035
rool
Old thread: >>687141267
Couldn't new thread fast enough. You should be able to use the catalog anyway.
Today I got fucking tired of mice running around my house.
I cut a plastic bottle up and made a trap.
Now I have a concentration camp for mice.
666 decides how they die.
Fuck those vermine.
Pic related. There are 4 of those fuckers so far.
Next pic is timestamp.
>>687145343
Love them
>Get a pvc tube
>screw a hole in one end
>stuff one end with something hard and tape the shit out of it
>Get firecracker, blackpowder , deodorant and put it in the tube
>Tape mouse to keep it motionless, then roll mouse in toiletpaper until it perfectly fits in tube
>Light firecracker/ deodorant through the screwed hole
>Profit
burn
>>687145639
Roll
YLYL thread no cancer
https://youtu.be/zZ6ms2Cyqc8
>>687132896
Bump
>>687134069
Fug
>>687134069
Pls no
Rollout!
rollin
>>687135115
let's go
Ok
Roll nigga,
sdghgsdf
What is /b/'s wallpaper?
>>687137017
Saved
Dumping a few in return.
>>687137152
>>687137242
Everyone needs to appreciate Mystery Skulls more.
Thanks for the wallpapers.
More pics you promised not to share
>>687137703
>>687137755
I'm a cuck. I am not subhuman, nor am I a faggot. Cuckolding is nothing more than live porn. Not only does it pleasure me but it pleasures my girlfriend. It is a win / win situation.
The dominance factor is merely just a way of honoring the two actors in the role, and thanking them. For example, while a bull is pumping his dick in my girlfriend's pussy, why not suck his balls and show him my gratitude? If he's doing a good job, I'll give him extra pleasure. Then I'll clean my girlfriend up with my tongue.
You can't tell me that watching
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>>687136431
Not great bait mate. Need to work on that.
>>687136431
gf and my cousin
Black Men
-alpha
-smooth
-swag
-more melanin (masculine)
-more pheromones
-more testosterone
-lower bodyfat
-deeper voice
-bigger
-faster
-stonger
-taller
-age better
-bigger dick
-better fashion sense
-lose virginity earlier
-dominate every social circle
-knows how to fight
-probably bullied you in school
>>687138256
10/10 Celeb Thread III
