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this guy comes up to you and says your waifu isn't real. what do you do /b/?
"you must be looking for someone else, i dont do weeb shit"
>>680983580
tell him that his dad isn't real
>>680983580
I don't care since i don't have a waifu
>>680983801
/THRUTH BOMB
>>680983580
I know krav maga, jiu jitsu and boxing. Might as well knock the fuck out him
FB FAP
Sister
What would you do?
Trips names my shiny gyarados.
Squirtle
Garyidos
>>680984591
Asseater
!!!
Chlamydia
OC here.
Dumping XFuukaX squirt webms!
Also general squirt/piss webm thread
Hey /b/, if you have any, describe your encounters with crazy chicks.
I had a crazy girlfriend for two years straight so here is my story. I actually have a lot involving her but I'll start with this one:
>Be cheating on her for a couple days because she won't let me dump her
>She hacks my Facebook and finds out
>Starts acting like me and bitching out the girl I'm cheating with
>Later I kick her off of my Facebook and apologize
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Ok post pic of crazy gf?
continue op
>>680982930
YUP WHAT HE SAID
>Wake up to find her frantically going through my laptop
>I instantly jump out of bed and pull her away
>She puts up a fight but I manage to pull her back to the bed and pin her down
>"Anon why aren't you letting me see it?"
>Tears start running down her face and she struggles
>"Because there's nothing to see."
>I kiss her neck...
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How exactly was she crazy besides wanting to be with an idiot like you?
Be nice to each other , until some one gets trips then we go full dick mode
well it's nice to hear from you anons how is your day
>>680984250
I sure hope I dont get trips OP, I would hate to have to be mean to a fellow 4chan user! :(
this threads are fucking stupid
youre fucking stupid
kys op
Fine day we having mate
I'm jewish
>>680984250
I have to piss really bad and not a bathroom in sight, JUST PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
my day is bad
Whats the circle thing on my toe /b/? It hurts, help me out
Planar wart aka verruca.
>>680983442
It's a wart, nothing special. I've had a few as well. Want an easy recipe to get rid of it?
>>680983606
Sure
>>680983442
genital warps on your toe
>>680983442
I work for the nasa and this looks like the beginning of an alien feet egg infestation
sucks to be you bro, they'll be everywhere soon
![ps4logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F8HQiIO.jpg "ps4logo[1].jpg")
in a moment of weakness i betrayed my nature as a pcmasterrace and bought a ps4 last year.
shitty collection, and my gta5 disk is cracked(actualy why i bought it)
need suggestion on games.
>>680983066
TFW digital dl
Bloodborne is the first one I'd get. Walmart will even match price match the Canadian best buy price for 20 bucks
>>680983066
You have Bloodborne, right? Is probably the best PS4 Exclusive
Bloodborne
Dark Souls III (best platform,hackers on PC since day 2,see yukas' PvP for proof)
>>680983750
nope, i have a sad, sad sorry collection
Waifu claiming thread - Do you have a question for the thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara Claimed
Dio-sama...
Claiming Homura for Homuranon because she into that sort of thing..
- tsuzu
>>680984688
claimed
>>680984484
nawww, just a monday lol
>>680984566
yeah....i would like her to calm down once in a while...
>>680984692
nah, it's swept to the side, but it almost touches my ear
Celeb Fap 2016 official
>>680983828
>>680983862
Sel has amazing feet
>>680984035
>>680984035
Yes she does.
A/fur
(all/any fur)
Ok /b/, need some advice...though I probably already know what I'm going to do.
>Me, 50. Been with my wife for 5 years, married the last 1 (our 2nd marriages).
>Was single for 20 years after my first marriage
>My son is grown and out of the house, my step-daughter is 13 (and no, I'm not molesting her...this isn't
>that kind of post).
>I bring in 2/3rds of our income right now (though her's can fluctuate
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an hero
>>680981665
LOL. Not even in the realm of possibility. Other than this shit, my life is great.
>>680981156
>No anal July of last year. No sub since April of last year. Boring, vanilla sex when we do have sex
do stuff then, tell her thats what you want to do
>>680982225
I've already done that. She's always got an excuse as to why not. Last night I was just caressing her ass when we were in bed. I was reaching down and she told me that she has a plug in there. I told her that her backdoor had no plug. She told me it's exit only. I told her that's not necessarily the case. All of this was joking. Then she said, "Nope, exit only." And I lightheartedly said, "Well, that's kinda sad because it's a waste." She got really serious and...
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i just made a girl cum /b/, ask me anything
>>680983593
me too not even joking.
she's putting on her clothes as i type.
>>680983593
How much did you pay the nigger you cuck
>>680983593
>i just made a girl cum /b/, ask me anything
> girl
Tits or gtfo.
Did she cum in your ass or in your mouth?
How big was her penis?
>>680983593
>>680983717
samefag and shit
opinion discarded
Roll the ball
will i get into the military
>>680984252
re roll
>>680984145
Oy vey, is this roll real ?
>>680984252
>>680984312
The ball doesn't give a shit
>>680984145
are you a fag?
Any tips how to stop being socially awkward?
man up
>>680983312
stop being socially awkard
smoke weed, fuck hookers, travel alone, get over yourself
Get a job. It'll force social interaction and within less time than you think you won't give a shit about people anymore.
Smoke meth until you can't feel anymore.
YLYL
>>680983268
11/10 Girls.
>>680983415
>>680983587
/thread
Loyalty thread wives and gfs.
Message Kik:yoursecretisme and I'll get wins, you decide if we post. I broke carrgirl95 and maddieloo2. Bring me a challenge
Maddie 1/4 her bf rage posted vid after lol
2/4
Ha! If your wife HAS a kik, i can promise you she's not faithful.
>>680981536
So true, but wins can be hard to get because sometimes they only cheat with people they know
4/4
What I'm hiding inside /b/?
dead body
>>680979282
A corpse?
a bike
A bunch of nigger penises
Idk man, show it.
Cringe-Time?!
https://youtu.be/vdIrKPXCBpo
>>680973964
Loch some.
OC incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKl9jnm3SU
x-ray this please
