only the best feet
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Akiko claim
>>680994318
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-TUufvK0gU
Claimed
>age
>sex
>nationality
>virgin?
>favorite vidya
>favorite movie
>>680988731
Go fuck yourself faggot
>>680988731
25
Male
White
No
Don't play videos
Hated: gg allin and the murder junkies
19
male
no
Red Dead Redemption
True Romance or Fight Club, can't decide
>>680988731
21
male
Fin
No
DCS: World
Letters from Iwo Jima
Waifu claiming thread - I think I should try KanColle edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara Claimed
Dio-sama...
Obligatory claim.
>>680988477
>How'd you break it?
Cord got caught in something and the area around the jack is ripped. Going to look at options for nig rigging it when I got the time.
With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct, and all the geological science showing evidence for Noah's flood, and so many Biblical prophecies coming true, why do you still stubbornly reject the simple fact that the Bible is an authoritative social and scientific work?
>>680982473
For Christ sake stop.
Trying too hard with this bait
1/10 made me try and help you bait better young padawan
>rejects science
>using science to try and prove the bible
haha okay
Dubs for Facebook. Singles for tits.
>>680984421
... singles get?
>>680984485
Nice roll.
Hey guys I'm 14 can you rate me please? Be nice thx :p
>>680983154
You look like banned
>>680983154
w/w
>>680983311
Op here that's the point tryna get banned, just posted bait cos it's the easiest way
It's that time of day again /b/
what time
is that you
youre cute
Bet my day was probably more shit than yours.
>be me
>be 19
>roomates out
>got 2 hours to self
>been talking to some girl for two days
>shes been chatting me up
>her roomate keeps messaging me saying she loves her
>wtf.jpg
>suddenly find out they wanted a three some
>I hadn't slept all night and I've been really unwell lately
will continue if enough are interested
pic related: it's them
Go on...
>they keen wanting me to go over
>tried to convince them to come
>after a while they agreed
>they live close
>dont know the area
>willing to pay for their taxi
>give them my address and waiting arrival
>my sickness is gastroenteritis
>so restless and no sleep
2/4
And then...?
>>680983330
So you shit yourself while fucking them?
You need to choose one for the rest of your life and never can access to the another
4CHAN ------- REDDIT
CHOOOSEEE
>>680983613
fag
Reddit for ever
Reddit isn't as bad as /b/ makes it out to be. And not being called a faggot or a nigger all the time is pretty sweet....
>inb4 go back to le reddit
>inb4 nigger, faggot, niggerfaggot, faggotnigger
Haven't fapped for a week so far. My balls are seriously aching right now. Want to see how long I can last though. Do your worst faggots.
Come on guys, give me a challenge.
>>680982520
Just ruined a 5 day spread yesterday. More power to ya buddy. Super hawt lady for your success.
Any lawfags around that can help me with a question?
I'm going to take a plea deal to go to jail for 30 days on a county 2 hours away from here by the end of May. I'm currently on probation on this county, so I'm going to get my probation revoked when that happens and will most likely have to serve jail here as well. My question is, can I have both jail sentences combined into one at the other county? My court dates are 3 days apart from each other.
>>680982442
Depends on if your PO runs a CCH (centralized or computerized (don't remember) criminal history) check on you. You're probably fucked, as failure to disclose info to your PO could be used against you and be charged with perjury. I'd just get in contact with a no shit domestic criminal defense attorney man.
>>680982935
My PO knows, I told her about the new charge, and we went to court soon afterwards. This county is currently trailing the other county's trial, and once they sentence me they will revoke my probation here. I want to serve both sentences over there for reasons
Ask your lawyer.
>>680983174
Then its possible depending on local statutes that the judge in your current county may defer you to serve whatever in the other county. It'll obviously take so coordination effort and probably an appeal on your part to make that happen.
Any anons wanna jack off to Kate Oelrich the news producer wife from Fort Wayne? I still have all her pics that got sent around and love posting them.
>>680984538
Go on...
sure boss
>>680984815
Her husband knows all about these being around. Theyre all from before he married her too, taken for other men.
>4chan (g)old thread
this guy comes up to you and says your waifu isn't real. what do you do /b/?
"you must be looking for someone else, i dont do weeb shit"
>>680983580
tell him that his dad isn't real
>>680983580
I don't care since i don't have a waifu
>>680983801
/THRUTH BOMB
FB FAP
Sister
Trips names my shiny gyarados.
Squirtle
Garyidos
>>680984591
Asseater
!!!
OC here.
Dumping XFuukaX squirt webms!
Also general squirt/piss webm thread
Hey /b/, if you have any, describe your encounters with crazy chicks.
I had a crazy girlfriend for two years straight so here is my story. I actually have a lot involving her but I'll start with this one:
>Be cheating on her for a couple days because she won't let me dump her
>She hacks my Facebook and finds out
>Starts acting like me and bitching out the girl I'm cheating with
>Later I kick her off of my Facebook and apologize to the other girl
>FF a couple hours later, it's 1 in the morning and she's at my door
>Don't answer
>She keeps banging on it so I let her
>Tears and snot running down her face, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
>Act confused
>She believes me but refuses to leave and makes herself at home
>Claims she took a one hour walk all the way here at 1 in the morning
>I tell her she can stay the night if she sucks me off
>She sucks me off with tears streaming down her face
She's really hot too. Petite but has a very nice hip to waist ratio. She has b cup tits and a perky little butt. Her face was also very cute and she had long wavy black hair.
I'll cont. if anyone's interested
Ok post pic of crazy gf?
continue op
>>680982930
YUP WHAT HE SAID
>Wake up to find her frantically going through my laptop
>I instantly jump out of bed and pull her away
>She puts up a fight but I manage to pull her back to the bed and pin her down
>"Anon why aren't you letting me see it?"
>Tears start running down her face and she struggles
>"Because there's nothing to see."
>I kiss her neck and she gives in
>"Do you love me, anon?"
>I say yes only to get inside those sweet walls
>We have some good sex then she goes back home
>FF a couple hours later and she's banging on my door again
>I open it but leave the second glass part of the door shut
>Tears, makeup and snot running down her face again
>"What now?" I ask
>"I SAW THE MESSAGES ANON!"
>Oh shit
>I slam the door and the go back into my room
>All I hear for an entire hour at least is her banging on the door and twisting the doorknob
>It suddenly goes quiet, and I start to relax
>Suddenly I hear something in the backyard, where my window faces
>See girlfriend trying to climb over the fence but failing
>I run out and tell her to stop
>I tell her I'll talk to her if she meets me out front, but I will not let her in
>She agrees and rushes to the front door
>Cont.
It's about to get juicy now. And I won't post any pics for privacy reasons, sorry.
Be nice to each other , until some one gets trips then we go full dick mode
well it's nice to hear from you anons how is your day
>>680984250
I sure hope I dont get trips OP, I would hate to have to be mean to a fellow 4chan user! :(
this threads are fucking stupid
youre fucking stupid
kys op
Fine day we having mate
I'm jewish
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