lost an opportunity to dance and talk with the girl of my dreams
trips gets to choose how i self harm
>can't be fatal or cause any permanent injuries
shove shoe in butt
>>686498167
Donate to charity until you overdraft your account.
stick water hose as far as you can up your butt and turn it on
Teach yourself how to be a cuck
Any Hillary Supporters?
Bernie? Needs to quit so his cucks can get behind Hillary.
Trump? lol Yeah, never.
She is the gender swapped version of Tricky Dick Nixon. First president put in cuffs after inaugural address.
>>686498345
0/10
Anyhow, if you're not an edgelord bern or trump supporter, come show your loyalty.
Hillary WILL be our next President. I think she'll do a damn good job.
Forget our differences in political ideology for
a moment .
She's an EVIL criminal .
I don't like Bernie's socialist views one bit
either but at least he's not evil .
How do you feel about MGTOW?
>>686496241
what does it imply?
>>686496241
To be identified as a MGTOW is for people who cant get girls, real "men who go their own way" dont call themselves any of this bullshit, they just go their own way
often feels like my dick in my own hand
>>686496241
What are they trying to accomplish?
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules no one cares about
>>686504218
mandatory cc claim
Britfag Maki Claim
>>686503638
Well that remains to be seen I guess~
>>686504218
WHY?
I was I'm charge to make the new one.
YLYL Thread
Hello /b/ can you give me some depressive songs ? also feels thread
Wake up Fetty wap
Whip (Nae Nae) - Silento
waltz #2
>>686495279
Mika - any other world.
Mika usually sounds happy, but not this time.
Loli thread.
Well. Better get this thread rolling I suppose.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/89/
/r/ing a loli for my 4.5 inch cock
Here tho.
bamp
yes? someone asked for sharpies. 404'd while I was looking
>>686502211
Hold your ass open with 3 fingers each hand and push like you need to shit
>>686502211
Use sharpie to draw a picture of Jimmy Krankie on your thigh.
Dominic checking in.
Just to brief you guys, i have advanced stage Esophageal Cancer (squamous cell carcinoma). The doctor gave me 3 weeks to 3 months to live, and i decided to come to /b/ for advice on what to do. I am overwhelmed with the amount of support from you guys, and as requested, i will be checking in every Tuesday and Friday with updates on the things ive done and how i'm doing. Feel free to ask any questions and give me ideas as to what to do before i die (all of my posts will be started with this so finding my updates will be easier)
Since my last update a lot of shit has happened. I went to the doctors on Wednesday, and it turns out the cancer is spreading to more places. I'm offically wheelchair bound and I've been having trouble remembering things. Luckily I had an alarm set so I could remember to post this, otherwise i woulda forgotten.
Ive decided to update you guys on what I've done on Tuesday (next update) because I want to talk about some other things.
I think I'm getting closer to the end of the road, and I want to know your guy's opinions on death and dying. I don't personally believe theres anything after it, but I've been having weird dreams about some sorta afterlife, probably because i keep stressing about it.
Someone asked me today if I'm ready to die for the first time and I froze up. It was weird because I always thought I was okay with it, but now I'm not so sure. I can't tell if I'm scared or nervous or what. I don't think it's fully set in that I am going to die soon. It's been about a month since my doctor gave me the amount of time I have left, so realistically I could probably drop dead any day now.
I think I'm more afraid of not existing than dying, if that makes sense.
Thoughts?
>>686501071
HEy anon! First time seeing your threads.
I don't think there is an after life. We just turn to dirt. Your concious mind will basically turn off so no need to stress.
>>686501071
fuck off faggot
please kill yourself, be faster than mr cancer
>>686501360
Yeah thats what I was thinking. Its so hard to imagine though
>>686501517
Nah
trips get her pussy pic
Rolling for posterity
spread em
This better be worth getting trips for
>>686501537
roll boats
Foot thread seeing as there isn't one.
>>686492637
I knew who's feet these were right when I saw them.
god tier.
DAE cum in girls shoes?
YLYL Thread
this thread is shit
Pray for God's forgiveness before it's too late!
Is there a PDF copy of that book?
>inb4 100MB PDF of a less than 500 page book
I want a file size that's actually readable rather than having to wait 10 seconds of each page to load, even on slim programs such as SumatraPDF.
>Adolf Hitler, the Nazi Socialist
Nazi is sort for National Socialist in German. This is saying National Socialist Socialist. Another book written to tap into the conspiracy theorist market.
It's just like the May 28th Economic Collapse that has been shilled for the last few months.
May 28th 2016 US Dollar collapse is a HOAX!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7_gpnjGbZs
sorry, ITS TOO LATE...
>>686492478
Buy it yourself God would want you to do the right thing.
Chubby/fatty thread
>>686497003
would smash
let me see your face /b/
well i dont see timestamp, so probably fake ?
>>686497412
let me see your boobs :)
>>686497412
Let me see you real face then
What female celeb turns your dick into diamond?
Emma is a goddess.
I have an Emma Watson nude. It's the only one as far as I know. Kik Bromines.1 if you wanna see, not posting it here
>>686497672
No you don't. Emma is pure like the snow.
>>686497464
Liking a feminist labour whore who stores her money in offshore accounts while whining about muh oppressive capitalism
>>686498006
When has she ever spoken ill of capitalism?
ass thread
obvious faggotry
feel free to roll dubs before show off
do eet
>>686494189
Need more of this guy tbh.
Rolling for dubs before show
>>686495194
Sorry folks
Dautschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Was tun gegen die muselmann'sche Invasion?
>>686501972
kennst doch die Deutschen, es muss erst richtig schlimm für alle werden...
auf in den richtigen Deutschlandfaden
>>686501988
>>686501988
>>686501988
s/fur
If you roll a 30, 40, or 50. I will put a symbol of whatever you want on one of these plate /b/.
Niggers
your face
swastika
swasitika>>686496277
