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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>wake up
>umaru is now your sister
what do?
wake up
take shower
have breakfast
go to work
get home from work
clean
cook
work more
go to sleep
wake up
fap
go to sleep
>>674617710
which version
>>674618251
She can transform between
Råpë hêr §lüţ hølè
Twitch fun times twitch tv / missmelly
>>674619521
>>674619569
>>674619448
same fag
shit
YLYL tard edition
>>674618074
lmao
alright, dumping all in just a moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPaJTrfIso,
anyone called?
The winner from last game Is Whatever Man but whatever
>>674618761
Knight of The Holy Order
Chen
Sly Cooper
Rick
Omega Flowey
any local brits wanna fuck my chubby gf?
we're in essex btw
>>674617010
Cuck
Nice tits
she's up for pretty much anything. she loves it rough ad she does anal
Is she a boy, because brits are fags and they fuck boys
Best of 4Chan?
bumping for interest
>>674615810
boimp
Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>fuck captcha
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Allah claimed
On repeat. Like a broken CD.
Ayy
How is everyone?
>claimed
>>674618906
Emi a qt.
No incest stories??
Lets change that!
We are no pervs,.
here one storie I saved form a /r/ thread, part 1
>>674618029
>>674618479
Samefag
>>674619273
Not sure if troll,. Cant see shit! But thanks
and part 2, I don't have part 3, if anyone have it post it please
Trips decides what sentence/word/phrase we all google until it hits the top of the google search suggestions and trends
Who is fone?
>thinks this is how Google works
Zozzle
>>674616458
Ill bite
"Final Boss of the Internet"
Erik Duncan nudes
>>674617119
>thing gets googled a shit ton in a small amount of time
>if you type the first couple letters of it, it will be at the top of the suggestions
>implying thats not how it works
It's time
>>674617378
Blue Banana standing by!
Red robin standing by
>>674617378
Red Rocket standing by!
Red meat, standing by
Red Dragon standing by
Color Splash girls thread.
>inb4 mario bullshit
Dumping what I've got, it's not much.
need a new wallpaper for my phone /b/ros help a faggot out.
Stumbled upon the number of a pedophile that lives here in Manchester.
44 7478 399398
Fuck this beta fag.
>>674616736
Are you are of what you've done?
If you're telling the truth, and /b/ starts calling him out on it, he will have the time to delete all the CP on his computer. Now he can't get arrested because there is no evidence, and it will be all your fault.
You should report him to the police, not post his number here. We don't even know if he's not just a guy you don't like and wanted to slander him.
I rang this nigger while twisting my nipples he responded with a 5 year old calling me a noob.
Why is everyone scared of such a small country
>>674616943
Jin Ling
>>674616943
Russia big.
>>674616943
they have a fuck tonne of nukes and a leader that isn't afraid to use them
kinda funny how small nations are like that
>>674616943
zozzle
3000 or more nukes on that small place. if you even fart in the wrong direction the world will burn.
SECRETS THREAD
>>674616891
I catfish random lonely guys, get them to agree to meet in the middle of nowhere and murder them.
I would suck dick for dubs tbqh
>>674617030
here you go
I'm secretly a faggot
I am a 40 year old single mom and I like to masturbate to videos of apes fucking.
MORE FEMINIST ABSUDRITY
Old thread just died.
Hey, /b/.
I know that most of you will ignore my post and go back to your trap/porn webm threads, but I guess it's worth a shot.
Basically I've hit rock bottom. I met this girl a couple of months ago and we've been friends ever since. I have a lot of fun talking to her, she's very kind and I feel like she actually tries to understand what I talk about.
Now here's the very anticipated part of the story.
During the first month she used to tell me how nobody loves her and that she sometimes doesn't feel very happy about that.
Also
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>>674613667
just do it nigger
Kill yourself.
>>674613667
nigger
>>674614549
Actually, I was planning on doing that, but she gave me hope.
>>674614535
I would love to, I just don't know how.
>>674614930
b-but, we wuz kaingz n shiet
Just take her on a dinner, coffe, meet with her somewhere. You just have to tell her. Be honest with her, tell what you feel. GL.
Hey /b/ my school is doing a contest against other schools to win 5000 dollars and a chance for the marching band to play at a pro baseball game. I need ideas on how to get more votes, we currently have 7073 votes an we are in 4th place and the 1st place niggers have 17164 votes. Best idea gets my 25 dollar debit card code, and cvc, and expiration date
Shoot the other school up, bound to win
>>674615213
but then the contest hosts will feel bad for them and let them win, prolly should shoot up his own school
how are the votes being made
>>674616046
through facebook
>>674615088
'get more votes' is the wrong approach, make the others get less !
smuggle cp on their devices/servers/etc, then call the cops or start a smear campaign against them for racism, sexism, or some other pc bullshit...be fuckin creative.
and if everything else fails ->>>674615213
FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
YOU SAVE, YOU POST 2
Hello, I'm here for the job interview.
>>674613761
>>674613761
can you do basic math
>yes
First pay comes out of your tattoo removal.
>We all make mistakes anon , we shouldnt be punished for life for them.
I would legit give this guy a chance, if he wanted to change.
instanthire/10
that doesnt mean he;s doing PR work or interacting with my clients/customers, at all. but yknow, warehouse shit.
just gotta think a bit outside the box
>>674613761
Brown eyes think he is aryan kek
> what does this job pay?
