YLYL (whatever the fuck you faggots think is funny edition)
FB/IG
More of Annie please
Kik sloots, post em
>Pic related, kik is nikkisplash8
>>767551340
post funny oc or go back to lurking faggot
>>767551340
Post sluts and not paywhores
GeekChicNeko
Is a slut for big dick, should be able to get wins from here
bump
pics you shouldnt
gf
OC of the wife
>>767556028
pls go on with her tied up
Clone yourself by accident, but your clone is a woman with all your memories. She offers to date you.
What do?
Fuck myself
>>767553154
where's the problem?
>>767554224
>>767553154
Would this be incest or masturbation?
>>767553154
if it feels wrong just play along
you save you lose
Ability to eat through ass hole and shit through mouth.
crack my fingers every time
Nap anywhere, I am Napman
The ability to speak every language, but you can't use your mouth.
Be invisible but only if you scream very loud
Schizo here. Anybody else who has schizophrenia want to share their story or what happens on a daily with you?
Me it's mostly physical sensations . Drive me to suicide and back again.
One guy the other day said he was followed by a yellow circle.
Ever heard of tulpamancy or so called tulpas?
>>767556898
Fuck off back to /x/
I personalize everything I experience. Everything I percieve, especially colors, send me spiraling out of it. I also think every post on 4chan is a psyop to destroy my psyche, as it once has....
>>767557466
Im not schizo, but I know for a fact 4chan is to propogate imbecility. This site is hell for everyone, not anyone specifically.
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find a black man fucking your girlfriend
What do /b/?
>>767551335
Yay! A suprise threesome.
Kill them both.
It would mean my life was a lie and she wanted me to find out
>>767551416
>lines up to fuck the black guy in the ass
>>767551335
stick it in his ass and use him as a condom!
is that the answer you where looking for?
No?
Interview
1) Your age
2) Gender
3) Your country
4) Ethnicity
5) Temperament (choleric / sanguine / phlegmatic / melancholic)
6) IQ
7) Education
8) Do you have a job or a business? If yes - what is your income?
9) What are your savings?
10) Do you have a driver's license?
11) Do you have weapons?
12) Do you like anime and manga?
13) Are you a virgin? (If not - at what age did you lose your virginity?)
14) Your appearance (ugly / average / beautiful)
15) For guys - the size of the penis, for girls - the size of the boobs
16) How often do you masturbate or fuck?
17) Do you watch porn?
18) Are you a pervert?
19) Do you drink? Do you smoke? Do you use drugs?
20) Do you live with or apart from your parents?
21) Do you have friends IRL?
22) Have you ever been abroad?
23) Do you live in a large city, small town or village?
24) Have you ever been in prison?
36
M
USA
White
Melancholic
121
2 year degree
Stay-at-home-dad - income is not having to go into a job everyday
90k
yes
yes
yes
no - 17
average
6 inches
masturbate everyday I don't have sex with wife
yes
yes
smoke weed
apart
yes
yes to germany and switzerland
very small town
no
Oh fun!
1) Your age
28
2) Gender
Female
3) Your country
USA! USA!
4) Ethnicity
White
5) Temperament (choleric / sanguine / phlegmatic / melancholic)
Im probably more phlegmatic
6) IQ
I hardly understood those words above....what does that tell ya? Lol
7) Education
GED
8) Do you have a job or a business? If yes - what is your income?
Currently jobless
9) What are your savings?
Pfft I have no savings
10) Do you have a driver's license?
Nope...i can't drive
11) Do you have weapons?
Nah I don't need em
12) Do you like anime and manga?
Was a big weeb at 16...i calmed down now...
13) Are you a virgin? (If not - at what age did you lose your virginity?)
Lost it at 16
14) Your appearance (ugly / average / beautiful)
Well that's hard to say...if I say in beautiful then I'm conceited...but Hey whatever...i feel damn beautiful
15) For guys - the size of the penis, for girls - the size of the boobs
I'm a 36C
16) How often do you masturbate or fuck?
I have a bf. We do it like once a week at least
17) Do you watch porn?
I watch the sillier porn...for the lols I guess
18) Are you a pervert?
Ehhh....sort of...does an awkward pervert count?
19) Do you drink? Do you smoke? Do you use drugs?
I drink once every few weeks
20) Do you live with or apart from your parents?
With them technically...basically live with bf
21) Do you have friends IRL?
A little bit...i had more bit I sort of shunned most of them
22) Have you ever been abroad?
Nope
23) Do you live in a large city, small town or village?
Pretty darn large city
24) Have you ever been in prison?
Nope and thankfully I'm sure I never will
>>767553009
>1) Your age
29
>2) Gender
male
>3) Your country
Russia
>4) Ethnicity
Russian
>5) Temperament (choleric / sanguine / phlegmatic / melancholic)
phlegmatic / melancholic 50/50
>6) IQ
105-115 according to online tests
>7) Education
higher
>8) Do you have a job or a business? If yes - what is your income?
I rent an apartment. 240 $ per month Also, I'm unemployed.
>9) What are your savings?
15000$
>10) Do you have a driver's license?
no
>11) Do you have weapons?
yes
>12) Do you like anime and manga?
yes
>13) Are you a virgin? (If not - at what age did you lose your virginity?)
yes
>14) Your appearance (ugly / average / beautiful)
average-beautiful 50/50
>15) For guys - the size of the penis, for girls - the size of the boobs
6,6”
>16) How often do you masturbate or fuck?
once a day
>17) Do you watch porn?
yes
>18) Are you a pervert?
yes
>19) Do you drink? Do you smoke? Do you use drugs?
no, no, no
>20) Do you live with or apart from your parents?
with parents
>21) Do you have friends IRL?
no
>22) Have you ever been abroad?
no
>23) Do you live in a large city, small town or village?
Large city
>24) Have you ever been in prison?
No. But if the police knew about some of my affairs, I would definitely go to jail.
>>767553009
Fuck off FBI, how did no one else figure that out sooner. Giving you nothing. Sage.
UK girls
>>767554111
post funny oc or go back to lurking faggot
>>767554258
Funny oc?
>>767554590
>HURRR
LETS DO THIS /b
?
>>767556209
We post mega links for download and generally be generous
Here's like 20,000 pictures for you people
https://mega.nz/#!pmpHiI6a!ImqsgbsU6obKWeqp5yzN3467Zy9tyks1Cvs0dSgt8P4
>>767556444
More things
https://mega.nz/#!1GhBQCzb!d9m2DivAbOb8-IAu8t3eL9nG3T4_3Jnt7wSdfa1L9Ro
new game
which feet would you lick?
(wfwyl)
Whats the name of left?
>>767550613
1, only 1.
>>767550729
none, shitty picture btw
>>767550613
1 if I had to. Not a good selection by any means
Feels thread
What's going on with you guys?
>>767552182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>767552182
OP it helps to have a couple of pics already to oost the thread some. what are you, some kind of fuck?
>>767552916
hey buddy i'm drunk for like the third time in my life, cut me some slack
Why is the plural of milf milfs?
Shouldn't it be msilf?
Or maybe milves?
>>767554361
Those women might have been attractive 20 years ago.
>Be Nikola Tesla
>Know there's a big announcement coming soon that will skyrocket stock value
>Act rude as hell and weird at earnings conference
>Company value drops $2bn overnight
>Get people you know to buy Tesla (stock or forex)
>Laugh all the way to the bank
How is the system so easy to exploit?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5685057/The-price-cutting-analysts-For-Tesla-2-billion.html
>be op
>be not know Musk<> Tesla
>be thinking how Tesla manipulate markets & be 162 years old!
>gotta be illumiati when that Tesla nigga shine!
You know OP, the system is easy to exploit because it is comprised of fags who think they're smart but cant even differentiate between a brand and a person
you are what's left once the cancer has all but eaten this place
>>767554418
>Be Nikola Tesla
>>767554849
>be you
>think I didn't intentionally say Nikola Tesla instead of Elon Musk to bait someone
>that someone was you
>>767555179
>Buuuuuuut moooooom,I was ONLY PRETENDING I TO BE RETARDED
celeb thread featuring lots of cleavage, long legs
but above all TITS
have you ever posted your girl here and have someone recognize her?
kind of. anon knew some details about her but didnt remember her name.
>>767552067
same thing happened to me a few times
>>767551953
No but I saw my wife posted once by someone else.
>>767552669
how was that
REGISTERED CHILD SEX OFFENDER...
AMA (excluding retarded shit)
>>767554104
Are you regular pedo, or was she just not-quite-legal?
how'd you get caught?
so it's almost over? what'd you do?
full on rape, or just touchytouchy? and your ages when it happened?
ITT post fictional characters that are literally you
