Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711985478
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
hug me false king
Claimed.
I want to take my konata figures to work but I'm scared my co workers will make fun of me :o
Battlestation thread
Don't just post pictures of your computer edition
This is mine
Kill yourself, faggot.
So is this an anti-lgbt thread?
>>711995162
I think the flag is burnt to signify OP isn't a faggot.
Neck yourself.
>>711995223
OP here. No, this is just a battlestation thread. I just happen to hate faggots
if trips ill cut my dick off w timestamp
Rollz
Lets see
we can only hope a fag like this won't reproduce
You better do it pussy
FB/insta fap thread
>>711998539
MOAR
>>711998539
Damn, she's so hot.
How many pics? and I might need a name for the folder.
You guys like raids? I'm not asking for a personal army. But this bitch is totally asking for raids. Send her dick pics.. as many as you can. I want this bitch to rage, just so I can have my laughs along with you guys!
GO GO GO!!!
Maxwell... im not your army!
>>711988569
Your name is Maxwell, OK? You don't get shit.
Give me your best post election memes
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
BAMP
New creep/hidden cam/voyeur thread.
Have vid of my sexy future mother in law (petite Asian) gotta find them. Bump in meantime!!
>>711989295
Bumping for you anon, sounds hot.
show me your setup skatefags, i'll start
>chocolate jerry hsu pro model (8.0)
>indy trucks (idfk what size)
>jessup grip
>some off brand / local wheels (45mm)
>>711989407
can you laser flip 720 muthafuckka ?
>>711989407
what bearings you cuck
>if anything but redz your a faggot
>>711989764
no but can fakie switch nollie 540 360 flip sex change pigeon mall grab stall to fakie
>>711989929
oh shit i got some shit spitfires
Celeb thread con't again
Tell me how much of a fat bitch she's gonna become
Where are you Debby? Want to blow me?
>>711994316
Because she is fuck off
s/fur
ITT: Awkward sexual experiences.
I'll start.
>Be me, britfag.
>Talking to girl on tinder for a few days, just the usual flirting and shit.
>Pretty cute face, in the pics that I saw she was a little chubby but not obese or anything.
>Conversation naturally turns towards sex, turns out she's into the same stuff.
>Skype for a bit, never saw more than her face, didn't think much to it at the time.
>Arrange to meet up.
>Day eventually arrives, catch train and wander the mile or so towards her flat.
>MFW stops answering texts when i'm like 200 yards away from the door.
>After 10 minutes, get a text saying she's sending a flatmate to open the door for me, since she can't be bothered.
>Get into flat eventually, quickly ushered into a room by mystery girl.
>Realise it's her, it's the girl.
>OhFuck.jpg
Cont. 1/5
>>711975155
>Sit on bed awkwardly, trying not to make it clear I'm surprised.
>Turns out she's still quite nice to talk to, but looks completely different in person.
>Lie on bed next to her, faces quite close to each other as we talk.
>Her phone goes off, she moves over and looks at it.
>Minutes pass, girl is still scrolling through her facebook feed for some reason.
>Be 15 mins later, about to get up and leave.
>Puts phone down, starts talking about kissing.
>Weigh up my options: Either go through with it for another notch in the bedpost, or leave and humilate the poor girl.
>Fuck it, kiss her.
>She barely moved her mouth, pull away thinking she was joking or something.
>Turns out, nah, completely serious.
>It's really weird, worry that she'll think I'm the weird one.
>Feels super wet between her legs. Guess I'll just go for it.
Cont. 2/5
go on
>>711975195
>10 minutes of fingering later, figure twice for her is enough for it to be my turn.
>Carry on kissing, move her hand to my crotch.
>She fumbles with belt clasp for solid minute before I do it myself.
>Girl grabs limp penis.
>Looks me in the eyes with a 'Yeah you like that don't you?' sort of smile.
>Starts jerking me off, but just the base, so basically pointless.
>Puts it in her mouth and sort of moves it around a bit.
>Get maybe a semi.
>Another 10 minutes later, begin to get worried I'm taking too long to cum.
>Tensing like crazy, calling forth ancestral spirits to help me fucking nut.
>In an effort to not seem entirely autistic, start fingering her again and just do it myself.
>Finally come on her, since she asked me to.
>Girl starts complaining and shouting about rapidly cooling jizz.
>SquealLikeApig.WAV
>Forced to clean up.
>"So anon, you wanna...?"
Cont. 3/5
>>711975814
Why would you continue after that? Jesus.
also, bump
In one word prove you're an oldfag.
>We will know if you're lying.
smupa
>>711993778
PornPC
Fishysticks
>>711993778
Slushy
Mkay 3rd time's the charm rule 34 thread go >>711988720
Syndra <3?
ok i lie
>>711995220
Sure
>>711995220
The self-ult~~~
ITT: post pics that you probably shouldn't share
Yush
>>711984108
Post YFW you just saw the new POST SUCCESSFUL! screen.
sauce please
>>711981740
3rd day in a row. Maybe more?
Could you please stop posting this stupid fucking picture. As the anon said yesterday; everytime I see it, I have to go to porbhubbo to jerk off, and I need to study.
Wow
>>711982049
As requested by >>711987734
Drawfred
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>>711988413
I'm just making the thread. I don't draw nuffin.
>>711987954
Didn't mean to bother. Keep staring at me if you want.
>>711988477
I'm just making the request. I didn't ask ya for it
what's wrong with fucking a horse? you're not gonna hurt them physically/emotionally
>>711988361
Horse aids
>>711988361
What's wrong with you that you can't find a human to fuck? Are you that disgusting or pathetic?
>>711988361
cus its wierd innit. basically the reason behind all sexually prohibiting laws.
yes, you will hurt them physically and emotionally
Beastiality is frowned upon for a reason, horse fucker
Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
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>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>I ask that you don't donate readings to people who weren't seeking them, or to people whose questions are better suited for mundane advice.
>Patience and love! It takes a while to write up readings, and if I have a lot of requests you may be waiting a bit. Hang out with us while you wait!
>If it seems like I missed you, feel free to remind me.
>Leave internet drama at the gate, please!
bump
Hm have you started changing shrine hours?
I achieved a major goal and I'm very introspective, thinking of the past and how to approach my future.
>>711991161
What took so long?
ADHD thread buddy Bois.
I don't know how many of you guys have tried this but Addy and weed mix so well together. I've had like 3 different college essays to write this week so I've been taking a lot more Adderall and things like not being able to sleep or eat are fixed right when you smoke. It's like without weed if I take Addy after like 6pm I won't fall asleep that night. But if I toke right before I go to bed Its all smooth sailing.
why do you keep making this thread
>>711983524
Just wanna talk with other fags with add I don't have any other friends with it.
bro I have ADHD as well and im high as fuck right now. took my addy this morning, chillin now. it has probably worn off by now, but still
>>711983648
oh
well i wish i had addies but i dont. my roommate is a stoner; i smoke but its bad for my bulimia (binging from munchies) and bipolar. he doesnt have any weed anyways. he smokes it all and his hookup is dry.
ihave a couple edible gummies at least.
