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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Atheists claim to support science, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist.
>>678374793
if he/she/it existed, science probably would have proved it by now
Provide evidence that God "does" exist.
>>678374793
nice to see you again. how you been?
>>678374793
thus the agnostics
How can Christians be so sure s/he dose?
why is there no feels thread?
There is now
>>678375993
damn..
>>678375993
sometimes i wish i could talk to like-minded people like you in real life. i feel like there's no one i can truly relate to
>>678375993
i'm a no-life loser and video games make me very happy.
God-tier TV shows.
I'll start: Dexter, if you exclude the disgusting series finale.
>>678375026
Breaking Bad will always be a classic, and Better Call Saul is spot on
>>678375026
Goddamn was that finale shit.
Dexter was good until it ended. Also Mr Robot
Sons of Anarchy.
The Sopranos
Pic relsted
> be me
> be known for making school shooting jokes
> stupid mondsy night bein edgy as usual
> post pic of me holding spear and says dont come to school tommorow
> everyone laughs all but one
> tuesday night cops show up
> ask for any school shooting plans
> i laugh
> they
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>>678374386
its better to burn out then fade away anon riot
"Land of the free"
if it's true start a protest, if you really have so many people behind you, just chain yourself against some building in your school
>>678374386
>>678374386
>be known for making school shooting jokes
jesus christ you're gay
I hope you get pounded in the ass OP
Thinking its 'cool' or 'edgy' to make school shooting jokes just shows how cringy you are.
Kill yourself
>>678374897
Second this, become an hero
trap/sissy/faggot thread
Bamp
>>678373354
any sissies on kik or steam??
god kik?
is there a good group ?
Just start of e and post link
bumping for group
post group
Fuck it I will start one but you gags batter post
FB fap thread. I'll start. My sister.
Anyone got more?
I used to before I had to wipe my HDD
>>678374586
Whyd you do that
These are great. What program do you do to do them again?
>>678375279
gmask
unsausable tread, also sauce plz
pls
this looks like someone I know
need to fap
will post webm til done
1/?
2/?
>>678375204
realitykings.com
Learn to use Google.
It's 2016 you lazy faggots, you have no excuse anymore.
shota thread boys
>>678375502
stupid as fuck to do this but
im gonna go make food, yall will probably make this thread survive
maybe
funny, OP from last thread was about to do the same darn thing.
will have to use the special juju for this then
>>678375944
really like this artist
alright brb
what's your best xtc expierence, i dont want to hear any raving shit or w/e, give me stories about doing it with girls
>>678373636
me and my gf smothered ourselves in olive oil, ate a bunch of srawberries off/out of eachother and danced in a thunderstorm all night
btw, how do you convince a girl to try out a pill?
>>678373636
Took e at a ski mountain on New Years with a couple girls went back to their condo and fucked them both in a hot tub on the bed on the floor, story doesn't have a good ending though, apparently one of them had a boyfriend and she confessed to him and he smashed my car up with a golf club, I caught him doing it and pointed a gun at him, but when he told me what he was doing I just let him walk away. Never did fix the dents either
>>678374033
wow, nice idea that olive oil lol, do you take it often?
YLYL
>>678374560
Lost
>>678374560
LOST
Im 15... Do you have any nacked pictures of girls in my age?
Thank you greetings from germany:D
>>678373647
'Fuck outta here
>>678373647
Sure send me your home address and i'll give you my personal conection in a pendrive.
Be sure your parents are not home so they won't suspect a thing ;-)
Also i don't think i have any three arm girl pictures like yours
sure... nice try fbi
aaaand reported
its k guys, hes german
Small question /b/; I've never watched any Star Wars films. In what order should i watch them in?
>>678371488
The machete cut goes 4, 5, 2, 3, 6. Skip 1, it's awful.
>>678371954
I've heard this a lot. Why not just watch them in Chronological order?
>>678372140
It would give away spoilers to tell you why. It's just like, the prequels aren't that amazing if you don't know why they're happening. By watching 4 and 5 first, the prequels seem like a flashback to explain how we got to that point and then you finish with 6.
>>678372545
I generally prefer 456123 but I honestly don't mind the machete version sans cutting out 1
7, 3,1,5,4,2,6 becuase fuck you
old spongebob folder was deleted, help me out /b/
>>678375489
I got you
>>678376120
appreciate it
Dubs names it
Poor
Door
Sir Winston Bilfordshire IV Esquire
>>678375607
I'm a huge faggot
>>678375607
Fleshlight
So /b/ I found some dudes phone on the side of the road. I'm going to do the responsible thing and return it tomorrow, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun. Ever photo in this thread will be added to his gallery. Do your worst.. no cp.
were there any pictures already on it?
>>678374711
This.
This'll be enough.
Post time stamp
>>678374711
>>678374711
Post a better body than this
Protip: You can't
>>678374314
But that's just the upper body, she may have no legs,and that's is a turn off sometimes
>>678374947
no hips
My sister posted this on Instagram. She got a bunch of heart eyes and black dudes talking about her ass in the comments. Is she a slut?
>>678371612
bix noods mufuka
russian model n1
>>678371612
Every woman is a slut, friend.
>>678371981
/thread
This is her Instagram: anastasiya_kvitko (might not be entirely correct, I translated a webpage to prove that OP is a fag).
She's a Russian model
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses, pics preferred
Stop making these threads you beta virgin
sage
All girls can be groped by anyone. First offense is removal of upper clothes while still keeping bra on. Second offense is removal of top and bottom clothes while still keeping undergarments. Third offense is removal of all clothing.
I can't take my eyes off you for a minute, can I?
I'll (almost) always be here to Arnoldpost you into obscurity, though...
>>678371947
Um, please don't?
>>678371245
which parts would be groped the most?
