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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Happiness is...
2 bobs and a vagine
replying to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
a warm gun?
A nice cup of coffee...
>>767331343
Fresh baked cookies
Hangers thread: big fat natural boobs that hang a bit
what weird ass shit gets you horny? explain yourself ITT
>>767332522
Beastiality / Zoo stuff is super hot to me
Specifically Man on Mare or Bitch
if youre hot and have an ass, I want to sniff it
>>767332589
Fuck, me too
>>767332933
nice 33 dubs.
I've been seeing 33 everywhere wtf
>>767332522
When a girl tongue fucks my ear, nothing gets me more diamonds.
i have this weed cartridge, but my mod fried the coil. Is there anyway i can use the oil for to get high with for the night ?
thank you.
Pour a v small amount onto a loaded bowl. Use it in a banger. Drizzle into a blunt. The world is your oyster
If it's just normal extract you can use a dab rig or throw some drops in a joint or bowl
But next time be smart and run the cartridge at the recommended watts (usually 5-10 for those cartridges)
>>767331882
No.
>>767332152
>>767332288
may Buddha be with you
>>767331882
>>767332152
For the love of God don't shoot it up.
Just freebase it on foil
WWYD Thread
Replies for Replies
>>767333599
Fuck her with the dress on so i can see my cum after i blow my load all over her
>>767333599
Suck her nipples raw
>>767333781
Set it on fire
who wants a go on noelle?
Illinois thread
>>767335317
708
>>767335366
708
Any milfs in Oak Park?
>>767335595
312
>>767335366
Name?
It's been a boring day. Time for your new fantasy Waifu. 68 THROUGH 99, SUBTRACT 67 FOR YOUR ANSWER, 00 GETS YOU YOUR PICK!.
Rollo
Check
>>767331917
Roll Roll Roll Roll Roll Roll Roll
>>767331917
Should be studying for finals right now, or at least sleeping.
But I'm here.
Doing this bullshit.
waifu bread
>>767332402
soft bump so we can use it!
>>767334221
why
Nagatoro claimed.
Still here
and
>>767334221
I love the sounds the ear licking makes me squirmish its great
God here. [AMA]
How’s it going
>>767330292
Get me off this fucking planet
Explain pediatric AIDS, fucker.
>>767330292
Hey, God.
Why?
Sincerely, Anon.
>be me
>10th grade
>have only one friend
>let’s call him Dave
>Dave has an odd obsession with printing out motivational posters and sending them to me whenever he thinks i’m depressed
>pretty fucking gay, but i bear it
>one day, he sends me a picture of a pigeon with the words “fly like the motherfucking wind” below
>odd,
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>>767331820
oh shit, are we having a long greentext story? my favorite
>ohshit.jpeg
>look around desperately for some place to hide
>suddenly, my eyes fall upon the open door of a small closet
>hear the janitor stepping towards the door
>fuck it
>jump into the closet and close the door as quietly as possible
>hear the janitor step inside
>peer through the crack in the doorway to get a look at what...
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>>767331984
fuck, gimme a sec to post the whole chapter, made a fucking mistake there.
>at home that night
>print out about 30 pictures of various species of pigeons
>also scout out a roll of duct tape and a sheaf of post-its
>come to school the next day and slip them all in my locker
>pretend to have an otherwise normal day
>that is, until the school ends
>stay behind in the library to do some “studying”
>due...
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>finish scrawling down the note and run my ass out of the room
>hastily slip the rest of the pictures into some random fuck’s locker, and run away, snickering to myself
>i still remember what i scrawled down on the note to this very day
>”i am the terror that flaps in the night”
>the next day
>an announcement over the speakers came on about a “mysterious school vandal has posted...
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>Be you
>Inside convenience store
what is your go to snack and drink combo?
>>767332244
1Litre pepsi, sub sammich
1893 original cola and cheddar chex mix
>>767332244
No.
>>767332244
3 taquitos and an unsweet pure leaf tea. monster rehab if im hungover
>>767332244
gotta get that double gulp, the buffalo chicken sticks that 7-11 has, but in buns.
a doughnut
Even more pics you shouldn't share
Love this little slut’s pics.
>>767336919
She’s cute, more??
I have her name and email
Cameltoes / Seethrough thread
I'd like to see this thread continue
Crypto is dying and I'm getting out while I can. I'll give some out before I do. Whoever rolls trips in this thread will get .05 of a bitcoin. Femanons who post tits with timestamp will get .04 of a bitcoin. tits + face will get .1 of a bitcoin. Also draw a coin with a square in the middle of it on the timestamp.
Pic related, past winner.
>>767329852
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rollin
rollll
>>767330060
reroll
>>767330387
roll
Witness me
HG
HUNGER GAME
First 24
Lain
kirb
Megumi
Tanya
new celeb thread
Kevin?
>>767336022
Post her sweaty slut toes , drooling on my fat diabetic feet
Who else is broke and alone tonight?
>>767334737
Pretty much everyone here.
>>767334865
Truth.
>>767334737
>>767334737
kiss my butt
>>767335180
im not a gay i only kiss female assholes.
FB/IG Fap thread
>>767334343
where is the shota?
Should be nowhere because this shit is GAY.
Im not in a good place b.
My long term first ever girlfriend has told me she Took her family pupper’s “knot” when she was living at home. Now i didnt know what this meant and i had to look it up. Im in shock and disgust. The fact she used such terminology aswell means to me she didnt do it once but maybe many times. I work nights on a rotation and shes at home alot of the time unsupervised with my dog. I cant continue this relationship surely ?
What would b do. Pic related
>>767325179
>Pic related
Bullshit. Give sauce.
>>767325179
>she Took her family pupper’s “knot” when she was living at home. Now i didnt know what this meant and i had to look it up. Im in shock and disgust
Explain
>>767325364
What do you mean give sauce ? How can i provide evidence of s conversation that took place in person over drinks ?
>>767325532
I mean bullshit as in pic related is your gf that got nailed by the family dog. Where did you get pic? share, don't be gay.
>>767325714
Set aside the fact most of the “stories” posted here are bullshit. Honest to god
