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YLYL: General
>>695288999
I don't get it
>>695289633
nani?
>>695289633
Asunyan isnt even turned on.
>>695289633
Post more hentai please I'm so fucking horny
Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take
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Second?
-Sweet Roll
Angrymost
>>695288736
Aww, you shoulda had more faith in yourself.
>>695288556
Tits or gtfo
>>695288556
Can you post lewds?
Please.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED GUNS? I was talking to a friend and he said if the goverment trys and takes his guns he will kill as many people as he can before he goes.
Talk about fucking extreme, are all gun owners terrorist?
>>695275158
West Germany???? What decade do you live in???? West Germany doesn't exist anymore!
Dear Huron! You from the side, of course, know better than me. I just grew up in Chechnya (Nadterechniy district, Art Shelkovskaya.), And then exported from there family and neighbors (who could), and then was "divorced chode", twice: from 1994 to 1996 and from 1999 to 2004. And that's what I can tell you. In 1991-1992 (before the first war) Tens of thousands of Russian were massacred in Chechnya. In the spring of 1992 Shelkovskaya "Chechen police" in the Russian population were seized all hunting weapons, and a week later the brigands came to the weaponless...
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Those people were killed by people, perhaps armed with handguns, but not by handguns themselves. Handguns are harmless unless in a harmful manner. They are tools and incapable or killing anyone on their own.
> My gun killed no one yesterday.
>>695276048
That's what the Jews want you to believe.
Owning a gun makes me feel safer and more capable of protecting my wife as I watch her getting plowed by a stranger (we're both into it).
Finishing what OP started, get thread while I work on this shit
bump
Bump af
New op is the real mvp (if this gets done
>>695287805
buuuump
>>695287805
Pics you shouldnt share
will die for this
>>695284839
Infact anon, you should NEVER share that again, that's disgusting.
>watched both Seinfeld and Simpsons dozens of times
>tfw no other comedy show can ever live up to them
Seriously, where are these other good comedy shows? Everything I watched since feels just bad or mediocre in relation to these two shows.
Post some recommendations if you have some
Rick and Morty's up there
The Larry Sanders Show
Seinfeld is even in it.
Rick and morty ... agreed.
Curb your enthusiasm.
>>695267618
Would be better without the annoying improvization and the stupid fanservice though. But yeah it's a good show overall
Prove ur an oldfag
>>695283473
>having this thread this early in the day
Nice one newfag
Sage
i had a za warudo of dsfargeg and now i can't find it. fuck you.
But, I'm not an oldfag
>>695283834
Where the hell are you, Hawaii??
>>695283834
Theres a thing called timezones u fucking idiot.
>summer
Fantasy life time bros
>>695278722
Roll.
>>695278722
Rull zul
>>695278722
>>695278722
roool
ur a lsoer
Faces of /b/, rate thread
yup
r8
>>695284767
Do you go to NYU?
>>695284936
C-can I make you my trap
Last two digits of your post decides how many hours you must go without fapping.
Lgtss anons.
>>695282080
rolling for 99
roll
why hours and not days?
Rollin
>>695282080
Roll
oh boy
ITT: We are all in a plane. Everything goes smoothly until someone:
Rolls Dubs= We start going towards the ground. If someone doesn't roll dubs again in 30 posts we fucking crash and die. Also whoever does is a nigger.
Roll Trips= Same as before only we have 15 posts.
Roll Quads= We crash into the Twin Towers and fucking die. Whoever rolls this is a filthy fucking nigger.
>>695284802
Here we go boys.
>>695284802
plsno
roll
Boy that cloud sure looks dandy!
> U.S Police spend decades harassing and killing people for minor drug offenses and broken window policing, sapping billions from the economy every year.
>The most disproportionately targeted group starts killing them back. Recently with a higher K/D ratio.
>Police cry and idiots who aren't victim of police overreach jump to defend them.
This is your daily reminder that you live in a police state, and you can't fucking expect people to trust the footsoldiers
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> found the nigger
>>695272380
I'm the whitest motherfucker you'll ever meet, but like any decent heir of the Enlightenment, I have the balls to call out authoritarian bullshit.
>True Jeffersonian American Patriot
>You dishonor your ancestors.
>>695271914
>you live in a police state
Jesus you faggy kids need to lay off the hyperbole.
>>695272652
>but like any decent heir of the Enlightenment
Classic. Read some Horkheimer or Adorno, you pseudo-smart-fag. The logic of enlightenment is precisely what has driven us to this totalitarian madness.
If you're too daft to read, at least watch a lecture on postmodernism by Rick Roderick.
>>695272873
po·lice state
noun
a totalitarian state controlled by a political police force that secretly supervises the citizens' activities.
If you don't think that the NSA, demanding papers for every little deviation, busting down doors with military grade equipment because of harmless plants, and cameras on the street corner that automatically issue fines don't fit this definition, then you're a fucking moron.
Need I say again: Michael Brown was stopped and harassed by a police officer...
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Stupidest shit youve done while horny
Bump
>>695267597
Bump come on guys
Wanked using milkshake smh
hump my pillow
>>695268249
Howd it feel?
EDC Thread.
Post your EDC Materials
>>695269552
If you carry weapons to compensate for being a sissy that can't fight, chances are pretty good that a nigger would just forcibly take them from you in a real situation.
>>695270538
Look at that wallet, we're obviously dealing with a walking weapon
Chevy, no hollow points, shitty holster... seems legit.
>>695270767
Kek
>>695269552
>>695270767
We're also dealing with a faggot who has flat tipped target rounds in their mag instead of hollow points.
Hey /b/, I'm looking for Brazzer/Netflix/Hulu/BangBros/etc. accounts. I had a forum I previously used, but they closed. Looking for a new forum.
>>695288206
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
^^^ There you go, OP
Pay for it you cheap cunt, stop spamming this shit
Rolling
>>695273593
ROLL
roll
rolling
>>695273593
rollning
rollerino
Gay fur, and fursuit thread
lets all post some pics below
>>695282594
>autosaging the OP
nice, newbie
>>695282594
Fursuits are gay, just post no homo gfur
amazing
>>695283138
>no homo gfur
dafaq
s/fur
