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>tfw I slammed my gf to the ground out of a self defense reaction
>she is now staying over at her girl friends house
>her friend texted me to meet her tomorrow to "settle things"
>gf texts me to not do anything to her and still loves me
What do /b/?
Do I leave it?
I love my girlfriend but not willing to face jail time for her
Or do I go
>>768437200
Okay so why did you slam her to the ground?
>>768437200
If you are physically fighting your gf there is something wrong with u. Fix your mental issues. Dont date till u fix your brain. Dont meet this bitch. Its none of her business
>>768437200
>a self defense reaction
that's not a real thing you WWE faggot
What did she do?
>what do
Post her nudes
Tell her it's over and you refuse to stay with an abuser, particularly one who plays the victim instead of owning up to her actions. Pack all her shit and tell her you'll leave it on the sidewalk at 2 o'clock tomorrow
Non-Americans, what are some American only things that you find weird?
>>768436253
>implies there's anything that is "American only"
No such thing, fag.
Wearing your fucking flag as clothing. WTF
Eat at a restaurant, pay the bill then still have pay for service.
>>768436414
>no such thing
What is freedom then?
>>768436253
Interpreting all criticism as jealousy. It's really not.
YLYL
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I want to fuck my daughter. Anyone want to give me tips on how to get her to do it willingly? No b.s., no trolling. 100% legit single dad here.
How old is she?
Adolescent.
>>768436685
Have any pics?
>>768436621
>>768436685
I don't think there's any legal way to coerce your underage daughter into fucking you.
Say "I am your father and you will obey my orders" as you firmly grasp her arms
New fb/ig fap thread
More of the foot slut from last thread?
Wwyd?
Interest?
Interested Anon??
Post your favorite military plane and why.
Pic related: master race reporting for duty
>>768434669
Although frequently fired upon, none of the 32 Blackbirds produced were ever shot down by enemy missiles.
No reconnaissance aircraft in history has operated in more hostile airspace or with such complete impunity.
The SR-71 Blackbird is a long-range, advanced, strategic reconnaissance aircraft used by the U.S. Air Force during the Cold War.
To withstand high temperatures generated by friction in the upper atmosphere during sustained Mach 3 flights, 93% of the Blackbird's airframe consists...
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You've got mine in your pic. They're coming out with an SR-73 that'll be a UAV. Looks pretty sweet from what I've seen so far.
>>768434669
Why use fossil fuel when you can use nuclear fuel?
TR-3B Astra TR-3B Aurora etc
>>768435684
SR-72*, typo
The Tomcat is at the top of my list.
what's the gayest thing you've done?
why aren't you openly bisexual?
>reply or dad gets cancer
>>768435010
I sucked a guy's cock and rode his dick til he came inside of me. I am bi.
>>768435010
>>what's the gayest thing you've done?
gay sex
>>why aren't you openly bisexual?
lack of benefits
>>768435127
>>768435010
came in a guys ass im bi
>>768435166
>>768435214
ITT: Poorly Describe Games
>Cops v Robbers
>Worst of the series
>Hacker-Death Grips
>my ambulators are fractured
>>768437019
Hardline
And it was good!
>>768437019
>you must save the world from evil
>most people ignore this entirely
>really really really bad cutscenes
>hooray, the hero!
>be nig
>get aids
>become hentai rape porn
>a twink goes mountain climbing to pay mystical hookers protection money
>Mario Batali has night terror where tomatoes chase him through a maze
>the ride never ends
Alright guys, what am I drinking tonight?
Cocktails, mixed drinks.. Something sane, not "durr.. 4oz gin, 1/4oz ever clear, splash of antifreeze"..
What do you like?
All I got is in the pic:
Spiced rum
Coconut rum
Vodka
Tequila
Amaretto
Chambord
Crown XO
Midori
Triple sec
Tequila
Frangelico
Fireball
Butter shots
Sour apple pucker
Blue curacao
Gin
>>768435334
put it back in mommies cupboard , fag
>>768435334
What about mixers bruh?
>>768435334
I don't get how people get collections like this.
When I buy something, it's half gone by the time I've fucking got home.
With me, a 70 cl bottle of whiskey won't last longer than 2 days at a massive push.
>>768436056
Tbf used to session on that much for pre drinks before going and getting blasted
>>768435720
I'll run to the store and get whatever mixer I need. too late to get any more/different liquor though, stores here don't sell past 9pm
new cele/b/ thread
>>768436498
Mmm stroking
Post the good jj not that shit one
>>768436664
Post feet
Rule34 thread pic not related
First come, first served
>>768436754
Avatar
Toph
More pics you shouldn't share
>>768438781
>>768439205
sexy hairy cunt
>>768439317
hardcore pics?
>>768439245
Yeah, fun to use
Girls you’ve cum inside of
>>768431924
bet she was yummy
>>768432037
She was. Felt amazing.
Super tight married chick
trap thread
meh
guy I know on facebook
some older pics
Female Rekt Thread
>>768430108
Wha' she do?
sauce?
anyone have the vid of the female cop being over powered and raped?
>>768430022
Whats this whore saying?
hey. what's the easiest, cheapest, and quickest way to kill myself with only household materials. family's home so make it discreet.
thanks in advance
pic not related
>>768430835
alright big guy whats the problem
>>768430835
Drink alcohol then fall asleep and face another day tomorrow
>>768430835
>cheapest
For someone that one see the next day, why would expense even be a priority?
Anyway, between hanging and bleach-drinking, what help do you really need?
>>768430987
just not in a good place and not seeing the point in it
>>768431172
your family will fucking hate it if you kill yourself man
whats stopping you from living a better life?
Come take a bath with me /b/
>>768433885
>>768433885
Is this chick still posting? Goddamn be done with it already
>>768433885
will you also get an enema during this bath?
>>768433963
she likes "safe" adulation from losers
>>768433974
Probably not
Am I crazy or this song is about black on black violence and the black culture
and all I read around is how its about racism
Niggers have no agency, everything's our fault for being tolerant enough to let them exist.
>>768432235
It's about both.
>>768432475
I just dont see anything about racism there
Donald Glover is much more intelligent than people realize. There's a reason why he's not explain the music video. I think the music video has to do with how black culture evolved in America and how it currently is, dealing with the contradictions with such. Sure it tackles racism (note the jim crow stance when he shoots the first guy and the reference to the Charleston shooting), but not in a way where paints black people as victims.
>>768432620
damn I wish I proofread this before typing, but
>>768432475 is correct
well /b/ I have no future in my country
I want to sell everything I got and go to USA and stay there as a illegal
can someone tell me the % of starting a new life there?
im asking to the walljumpers beaners, they know a lot about being illegal
>don't be scared im white
USA? Really, there aint American dream
>Try european countries
>>768426042
This anon is lying, USA is best choice!
i wouldnt worry too much. im hispanic and have been told so many times by my grandfather about "the great crossing" (basically jumped the border) all i can say is if hes correct be minimal
>>768426042
>european countries
they are full of sandniggers i don't want to share my illegality with them
>>768426316
>usafag
>>768426399
its hard to find a job as illegal? im hard worker and would suck literally cocks for a place to live, i just want to get out of here
Just come to Germany.
Say you're a Syrian and lost your papers our government doesn't care. We'll give you free clothes, food, housing, insurance and if they ever decide you should leave there are more than enough lawyers willing to take your case for free (well we pay them :^))
