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Hi /b/
Would you fuck this dude?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed
Would peg the shit outta him
>>677350968
he is gay
>>677351222
Okay and? Would still peg and Domme him
>>677350555
He is nice. But already fucked a dude today.
fuck you
>>677350581
/b/, thoughts on my Powerpuff character?
Create your own here:
https://www.powerpuffyourself.com/
Accurate but I have blue hair.
>>677349681
show us your feet
Rate
>>677349681
>>677350259
Hipster/10
>>677350453
That's a gangsta 9/10 right here, >>677349380 might hang out with you.
Would be a 10/10 without the Hovertrax.
Assholes you'd sink your tongue into
mmm mmmm good.
bump
Creampied ones are fine too
/jennaboo92
She rages a lot.
>>677351234
lets do it
hey this thread will get removed so before it does can some make a tinychat and post the link plz
>>677351234
omw
>>677351492
/anonbase for tinychat
Dubs
>>677348704
nice job, OP. you failed again.
What am i looking at. I never read comics
Did that really happen?
Check'em
Checkkk emmmm
Porn WEBM. Bonus points for Siswet19
>>677348248
SAUCE
Longer version of OPs
I have kik for what you need me?
What the fuck are you saying?
We need you to produce good old home made pron
Go!
>>677348426
I meant maybe you want some stories about your girl or wanna trade with smth special or whatever
>>677348426
Nice
Regular clothed pics of any girl who has had your dick in her mouth. No cheating.
>>677349094
wow OP you are a fag
>>677349762
You're a lucky guy.
I thought about setting up a cam channel with my girlfriend (pic related, its her) and I even talked with her about it. She seemed to be okay with it. What do you guys think about fucking infront of a camera? And would you wear a mask? Any experiences?
Id watch her get fucked
>>677348959
lets see her on cam OP
>>677348959
no one will watch if she wears a mask.
Someone get quints and I'll post pictures of my sister's tits.
Fuck off faggot. Either do it on trips or kill yourself. Either will suffice
>>677348216
do it on singles
roll roll
Quints? This better be worth it
>>677348216
trips is fair i think?
As many of you probably know, pic related is controversial for being too sexual of a pose in the game Overwatch. I think we should take advantage of all the "butthurt" faggots and make the fire rise. I, along with anyone interested, will message someone from Blizzard saying the entire character is too sexual and should be remodeled/removed. It's just a suggestion, I think all the feedback from people who actually enjoy this game would be hilarious. I will be posting my complaint email ITT momentarily.
Please, go on.
>>677347262
So you want them to change the character or at least think they have to, then when they do or suggest they might you and a bunch of other guys get pissy and go 'hurr femanzis!'
>>677347696
I'm currently trying to find Jeff Kaplan's contact info. I'm hoping after I post me emailing him with a stupid complaint about the character, others will do it too. If you don't mind, help me find the best way to contact him directly.
>>677347899
Almost all of that is true. I won't be the one complaining about feminazis. It will primarily be Reddit, the Overwatch community, just the Internet in general.
>>677348250
So you're just trying to butthurt your fellow anons?
>be you
>just walking around
>look down
>you suddenly see a lamp
>you pick it up
>rub it as hard as you can
>genie pops out
>the genie thanks you for saving him from the lamp prison
>grants you 3 wishes
>also tells you that you can't wish for more wishes/genies/lamps
Well
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>>677348136
places to find genies, wishes, and lamps
>>677348251
Never change /b/.
Restore health of my whole family
1 billion €
This >>677348344
Check'em
>>677348136
Happiness
/b/ is shit. Everything is shit. Fuck you and your shitty family life. I hope your dog dies tomorrow, and your sister dates a nigger.
Thanks
>>677348785
jokes on you, i dont have a dog or a sister
>>677348910
Anon:1
OP:0
>>677348910
I hope you get strep throat.
>>677348785
I have a thing for pregnant girls, girls who look pregnant(like when they have food babies and shit), and girls who are thicc and have a belly.
Is this fucked up? How do I possibly tell my girlfriend about this? She seems to really want to please me in any way possible but I still feel weird telling her. I told her about my impregnation fetish and she said "that's really weird" but not in a way where she seemed she would be against including it in the bedroom somehow.
Also if you have any nice pics feel free to share.
bamp
>>677349176
teen pregnancy is best pregnancy OP.
>>677349176
I do not know how to tell your gf, but I am the exact same way.
is she built like one of those types?
also from one perv to another, look up this chick
>>677349176
Look at these little snowflakes, daddy's little treasure, all knocked up by the illiterate loud-mouthed council housed moron next door.
Just imagining that I spent my life getting rejected and made fun of by these bitches!!
/b/'s friendly neighborhood surgeon here.
It's been a while. Ask me your medical and medical-related questions.
>Pic related. Dis jus what I do
>>677350014
My penis shrank. When I was excited, it went above my belly button. Now, it just reaches the bottom. What could have caused this?
>>677350014
Is that a fucking fork stuck in the face?
>>677350014
Story?
How do I get a bigger penis?
>>677350299
Checked
Rate my butt, anon.
>>677347440
I am 10/10, aka. 100% sure that this is a butt.
would reck / 10, post more
>>677347440
You have to spread those cheeks to get r8s
meanwhile all I can say is itsabutt/10
>>677347682
K.
>>677348289
More. Like it?
>>677348556
That would be too intimate.
>>677348949
>That would be too intimate
You came here for this. Let's see that poopootinyhole
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed
>>677349614
I love sluts like this, they'll do anything you say.
Maybe. I don't know.
I would tie her hands the the best post and fuck her from behined until she screams bloody murder
>>677349614
Yes, would fuck
So last night, I was with my girlfriend and she showed me her ex and his new woman. Turns out, they're both meth heads nbd. But then she showed me the girls Tumblr, and she makes her cat smoke their meth. I don't know what to do about it. Call local PD or just let it happen. Help /b/
Pic related
Save The Cate At All Costs
>>677346674
Lmao if somebody I knew posted pictures of themselves with a meth pipe like that id report them just for the lulz.
Dont really give a shit about the cat.
Execute meth heads and save cat
Long live cat
what happened to left eye?
See I don't know the girl personally, all I have is her FB and Tumblr, which is where I got the pic from. I just don't want to be a bitch about something when I really don't know the girl.
just bored.
>>677350063
if that's you in the pic, I'm sure we can find something for you to do
>>677350063
Looks Like my first English teacher lol
>>677350157
Yeah man tell her your name and make her rub her punany while screamigh your name. Fat autist
Can I nudeshop you, or will you show us your tits voluntary ?
