Stupidest shit youve done while horny
Borrowed my mums dildo. Orgasmed, left it on my bed and forgot about it then went about my day. Dinner was weird that night.
Came on a lollipop, put the wrapper on, and gave it to my friends mom. She loves cherry :P
>>704495582
God tier idea
>>704494866
Stuck it in a shop vac
>>704494866
Stuck my dick in a milk jug. It hurt.
why do so many white women prefer black men?
>>704490870
Not even porn stars prefer black guys.
^lol They're too big
>>704490870
Skewed representation in media by Jewish race-mixing zionists.
A mixed race society is an easy to control society. You won't see Jew porn stars with niggers.
>>704492164
Are you dumb? The jew ones fuck the most niggers
>>704490870
don't know but i really loved how the only black guy i've been with treated me. just like a fucktoy and it was amazing. shockingly enough i'm a crossdresser and white
Trips decide what I float in this bowl of water
Testicles, cut them off
Your dignity
Baking soda
A cat
>>704497887
close
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704482324
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Calamity-masu'd
>>704493421
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. probably for the best. either way our next president is going to be garbage
still here
Even though she will kill me in my sleep.
812 thread! Post your Indiana hotties!
Looks like a girl ik
>>704488212
>>704488360
Feet thread
Really in the mood for some high heels, high arches
>>704488426
>>704488582
Hey /b/.
Sick of this shit. Rolls decide my future.
33 I get my shit together and do what I need to have a future.
66 I kill myself.
99 I fark up as much shit as I can with all the other people in my life who are holding me back.
000 I kill myself live
>>704483351
Check em
>>704483351
My bad - sorry bro. Shit was tight though.
cut off your dick and bleed to death live
>>704483351
Live stream!
READ!!!
The marines have flamethrowers and fuel to last 900 octillion years, after that its handguns and boots.
The fight takes place on an infinite flat field, obviously not in this universe so no black holes and shit. The marines start in 1 group and the ants come from all directions (by foot) untill 1 team is 100% dead.
No death by hunger, dehydration, old age or disease but the marines still need sleep. No reproduction either.
Which team would win and why?
marines
>>704477366
>and why?
How do you think the fight would go?
>>704477518
exactly
The weight of each team would collapse them into a black hole you fucking twat. Neither team would win, they would just combine into a destroyer of worlds.
pictures you saved from other anons
anyone want moar
>>704492542
I was friends with her on fb until about a year ago and then she disappeared
Please grace us with this set
from last thread
*thumbnails you saved from other anons
The anon with the saddest, most depressing picture wins.
>tfw already won
>>704487483
How is that sad? It's just one animal eating another. That's nature
You op
have sum tiny titties
>>704491453
2/3
Gf ass
s/fur
loli bread plz
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/355/
A new celeb thread begins.
would it be fun to have Jessica Alba as a mom?
New facebook fap thread
>>704489519
more 1?
>>704490824
pussy oral anal
So Trump is going to make America great again. What is he going to do to make it great? All I've heard from him is how everyone is a loser and a clown, and how great he is. What is this guy going to do to make things better in our country?
>>704483607
Deport illegal immigrants which will decrease federal spending and open up more job opportunities for blacks which will help decrease poverty which is very closely connected to high crime rates. Lower taxes on middle/lower class while taxing upper class more. Maternity leave for pregnant women etc
>>704483607
if he stops hillary from becoming president he would have already fulfilled his promise 100%
>>704483973
No mention on federal legalization and taxation on pot though?
>Some businessman KEK
He made promises he can't keep.
>>704484134
True that, it's been way too long since corruptions failed. (forget punishment for now)
Continuation of a Game of /b/ros
MUPDATE: Turn 19
Open Houses: None
Event: Fall is Here - Everyone receives a +1 S bonus for all Siege rolls
>>704489117
Siege HG
>Prince Syndel of House Martell, The Iron Viper, the Suns Chosen.
>Allies: Baratheon
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus:'The Wide Way', 'Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken' (1/1)
>>704489117
Tyrell>Retake lands
>Tyrese Tyrell, Your Nigga
>>704489117
siege KL
>Daemon Waters, House Blackfyre, Prince of Dragonstone
>+1 Siege of KL (PoD)
>Fire and Blood
>>704489214
OT or HG?
>>704489220
HOLY SHIT WEW
Hunger Games Thread. 46 tributes. Prison
Nazi soldier
Megumin
Thug Nelson
>i haven't learned anything
Jack Frost
Diovis and Buttaro
Drawthread
Soulless edition
/r/ loli butts
>>704488560
>actual criticism thank fuck
thanks fam. problem is, i kinda just...don't know *how* to do that. i think that maybe i don't have a good enough grasp on figures themselves and so i doubt every single stroke i make
>>704489053
>fud
what a loser
>>704489568
>Can we see you doing this
like sitting down looking confused as why my top decided to slide off?
>>704489604
>I'm not complaining! I liked it!
>Also, damn you and your legs... they're my kryptonite... =3=
gr8 m8
For the anon that wanted a wizard riding a 1980 Ford Ecoline Van in space next to a tiger riding a dragon
Help me /b/fags. Wife left on a business trip for a week and I came back from mine 2 days after she left. Left my step daughter (blonde) and her bestfriend (brunette) to themselves to watch the dog and sent my twin sons to their grandparents house. Step daughter and friend throw a party and left the dog (a year old non neutered great dane) to piss and shit and tear up the entire basement. Begged me not to tell her mom and her friends parents so I made them a proposition; clean the house, watch the twins for the next 5 days and the dog and do whatever it takes to make them happy.
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>>704474435
Tell them take a shit. Pose with it and post it to facebook
>>704475247
Take a shit where, pose how, I'll save this for the last day but need more details to work with
>>704474435
Tell them they have to clean the house in their bras and thong and take pics.
I'm calling the police.
>>704475641
>Take a shit where
Umm... Outside or anywhere in your house with no carpet.
>pose how
Duck face selfy standing next to it