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Alright, you lonely faggots, post what you're drinking tonight....
>>674477695
Just turned 21. I'm a college student with no money so it's all I can afford.
A lovely cheap white merlot.
and stella
>>674477695
That stuff actually taste like tires. Is that intentional? Or what the fug?
Lost my gf and now downing a case of this...
Last saved image in your phone/comp thread
Too creepy
This could be fun
The reason I like petite girls,
>be me
>be 19
>be at party
>everyone is high and drunk
>I'm straight edge faglord
>intoxicated bros hitting on qt
>it's around 10:30 at night
>gotta be home before 11pm dad gets mad
>qt sees me leaving
>she says take
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>>674477497
TL;DR?
>>674477692
Fucked a skinny chick before he got cucked by his Dad's curfew.
I like submissive petite girls because I can throw them around, fuck them hard and make it all about me only using them to get off.
I just think they're hotter. No reason for it.
>>674477497
so you like petite girls because you are a manlet?
I'm not going to kill myself, you guys talked me out of it.
Thanks for being so kind to me, Anon.
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>>674477120
what's your kik?
>>674477120
You won't kill yourself because you're a fucking narcissist.
>>674477480
>Virgin
Good to know all faith isn't lost
Why would she like me anyways?
>>674472214
No really, why would she /b/ro? I'm not tryna be disrespectful, what do you bring to the table that no one else does? You gotta get on your grind and find your niche.
>>674472214
No idea.
>>674472214
Human fondness is not a reliable judgment of human worth.
>>674472214
She wouldn't. You're an honestly to god faggot who can't get out in life enough because he has daddy or mommy issues.
Just an hero, OP. There's a point where people just won't care or miss you if you're gone. So why not kill yourself if nobody will be there to miss you? Your mom and dad are probably sick of you from leeching off their lives with repeated loans that you never pay back.
You're a failure in life and you know it. Nobody could really blame her for not wanting you.
You don't even like yourself.
Don't expect people to like you if you can't even bring yourself to do it.
Work out, get a hobby, become intelligent.
Girls like a guy who has money, knows what he wants, and is on his path to success.
That naturally attracts people.
I'm a socially retarded guy persuing my bachelors in software development.
I feel like my life has no meaning.
pic related, my sorry ass
What can I do to improve my life or at least add meaning to it.
>>674477330
Let me put my penis in your butt
>>674477500
Nah son, not about that life.
>>674477330
You mean you're starting a thread on:
>how to be a dyke 101
Be a Muslim. Very simple op
>inb4 terrorist
Be a trap and be my cum bucket
what the actual fuck!
>>674477777
teYH&%^tOIKREYHFYTGKi5WERgsB
>>674477777
>>674477777
>>674477777
>lia marie johnson
find a flaw
oh wait, you can't....
>>674474618
she hasn't released nudes
>>674475051
More like this
I require a checking of these digits
>>674476145
No, check these dubs.
>>674476145
here we go
>>674476432
Stockings and lingerie thread. Long socks are also acceptable. Bonus points if also asian
adolf hiter was not a bad person, who agrees, and why?
>>674474500
he truly was an hero
>>674474500
Too many things he said turned out to be true, while the allegations made about him and his party haven't held up well over time
i agree cause he stoppped the terrible inflation in germany
hitler was fucking terrible why would u say that
Gentlemen, post your hotstoves
What the fuck
If dubs then say "Will you be my girlfriend?" to the last girl you spoke to. Post results
not happening
My mother.
>>674475922
lmao
>>674475922
yes it is, do it faggot
>>674476133
winrar
ARGENTINA thread che posteen sus mejores minas boludos
Fuck argentina third world shithole, kill yourself you fucking beaner
>>674474793
>>674474793
There are plenty of reasons to make fun of Argies, like how they think of themselves as frustrated Europeans, their hilarious accents or how they think the sun shines out of the fatherland's ass, but they've got a different diet than the rest of Latin America.
Still third world, but not exactly beaners.
Wwyd
FHRITP
make a ylyl webm
amazing titties
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Girls too young for tits like that
>>674476084
Fuck they are gross
last fb fap thread hit image limit
post them up fags
6/10
>>674475455
>>674475832
More please.
Post a pic of a girl. Other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them.
Replys get replies.
>>674475322
Would steal her first blowjob after she gets the braces off
>>674475322
Would cum all over her face while she smiled at me like that.
After fucking her. No blowjob.
>>674476459
Duck her in the ass then tits. Finish on tits then have her suck me off again. Cum on face v
>>674476752
>Duck her
Typo?
>>674476860
Yes
>mobile fag.
Does this actually work?
Bump for interest
>>674474735
Short answer, yes.
Long answer, it'll melt your fucking dick off and invite Grandfather Nurgle and his gaggle of ruinous powers to make a home in your now festering pustule-covered maggot factory of a penis.
I'd also like to know.
My toddler sister is about to talk so I won't be using her as much anymore.
>>674475549
Well, I suppose the idea is to let it cool down before inserting one's reproductive shtickle. No?
>>674474735
It makes mustard gas.
OP was a faggot. Hunger games thread here. First 24.
Hank Scorpio
Omega Flowey
Judy Hopps
Chimpanzee
