Alright /b/
I bought a laptop 1 1/2 year ago.. with a 2 year total warranty - how do i destroy it to get a new one . but still make it look plausible?
So far im thinking of just pouring coffee into it
>>674376107
fucking scumbag
>>674376107
>So far im thinking of just pouring coffee into it
That will do the trick, do it faggot.
>>674376736
Abuse the system when you can, It fucks you over everyday lol
My friend sat his macbook on a wood burning stove yesterday and it blew the fuck up. Go that route.
Picture you saved from other anon! Amateur FTW
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Get rolling
>>674378677
RIP Anon | before 2016 - 2016
Why not
Fapping anyway, let's make things intresting. Rolling for lels.
Refugee in France, AMA .
>>674377498
whats it like to be a pedophile rapist who is destroying a great country?
Fuck you
>>674378742
I'm an 18 Russian tho
>>674377498
Are you planning to Allahu Akbar some day?
Requests?
>>674378787
Same shot, panties off.
Throw 2 fingers in the ass with a pussy spread
Sit on a glass cup
Let it shatter inside you
Shit blood on floor
Check ma trips nigletd
>>674378787
Play scrabble
In math class dubs decide what I do probably only will do one thing.
Walk up and ask if she knows what FUPA means
>>674379280
kill yourself highschool faggot
underage b&
reported
> Take out dick
> Smash it in teachers face
Just shout niggers
Dubs thread
noob
close thread idiot
>>674379417
check these
this is how you do it
Fucking faggots
Beta/Cringe
>>674378430
yeah he is fat and ugly, but where is the beta? not even a hoverhand
https://youtu.be/X-xoXbhnFHY
>>674378430
hes alpha as fuck.
>>674378569
That girl is his girlfriend.
I have this problem that I need to tell. I've been having these strange dreams for the past few weeks. I will go into more detail about them if anyone is interested. For now, I just need some advice on how to get more sleep.
Yeah sure tell us about the strange dreams.
>I just need some advice on how to get more sleep.
I don't know. I don't sleep very much as well. You could take sleeping pills.
just kys OP
It all started last month. The first dream I had was me just standing in front of a mirror. I couldn't move. I just stood there staring at my face. Then it started to melt away into a black void. The void started to speak to me in a low voice, "are you still looking?". That's when I woke up.
>>674377697It all started last month. The first dream I had was me just standing in front of a mirror. I couldn't move. I just stood there staring at my face. Then it started to melt away into a black void. The void started to speak to me in a low voice, "are you still looking?". That's when I woke up.
good morning
>>674375506
Don't do this to me, I can't stand it.
ayylmao
is that you op? if it is your us your pussy
***U.S. ELECTION GAME #2 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
PAST WINNERS:
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*2 MINUTE UNTIL GAME CONTINUES*
-OP
Trump has a slight lead over Sanders early on.
-OP
time for a quick fap sesh
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i had a bad day at work
sorry, this isn't in english (i doubt it really matters)
Post all your saved greentexts
/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
Chocolate milk and pizza.
>>674378745
shitty, realistic scratch and sniff stickers
Nothing because it burns down overnight.
Bananas. Just fucking piles of bananas
How often do you guys get dubs?
[spoiler]Like right now[spoiler/]
all the time, like these
evvvvryday
>>674378603
ALWAYS
>mfw
So it has been said, and so it will be
>>674378941
i don'T think so
check 'em
>>674378834
>cue debate whether or not OP counts as a post when fifth post inevitably has 7
Hey guys. Let's just post damn beautifully rendered images.
I don't care if their original shit or Pixar screencaps.
I just want pretty fuckin pictures.
>I don't care if its porn either, but I prefer casual shit than porn.
>the image is an 18 year old individual
>so calm your shit
>18 year old Boo from Monsters Inc.
>inb4 loli fags
>>674375666
Check em.
Sweet Satan trips anon
>>674375638
>not wanting loli
>the image is an 18 year old individual
it's a cartoon - you can say she's 180 and be technically correst
Guys send me your cocks on snapchat. I'll send back boobs and more. Zaster66
Add me
>hey guys here's this girl that rejected me and wouldn't send me nudes so send her dicks XDXDXDXDXDdDXddxddx
Just send and see
>>674374350
/thread
