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Check my singles, guys.
>>674376822
Now check my singles again.
>>674376822
You fail at everything op
This is a checkem thread now.
I see doubles
Roll dubs for her fat thighs or big Puerto Rican ass in bikini.
K
rollin because i am depressed and havent slept and im going to gym in a bit
>>674377493
>>674377493
ass
>>674377493
Please rate my body if you like black girl only
>>674376765
low quality shitpost
A strong 6.5 out of 10
Niggerbreed get out
Oh... banana titties...
Turd with legs/10
Name someone better than Kanye West.
Anyone
Kanye Best
>>674377018
I can't post all 7 billion names in one thread.
kanye west
Ray J
Celeb Fap Bread?
>>674377110
>>674377369
so if I banged a trap or feminine twink because I was in a hella big dry spell and unable to get an actual woman, how gay would that be? Like complete faggotry or understandable pursuit of an orgasm not from my hand?
>>674373999
Nice fucking Trips
And it would be super gay anon. You already know this
>>674374131
can't we just say a hole is a hole in the dark anon?
>>674373999
it would be pretty gay, but you know who cares?
just fucking do it
>>674373999
Who cares. It's only a problem if you think it is.
It's your body who gives a fuck
You're avoiding something right now, what is it?
studying for data structures final tommorow
>>674377080
responsibility
accepting my soon to be homelessness
queuing on smite
reality
Nudes of hazel hall
The hottest slut ever
Man she would look so good naked
You can only fuck one in the ass.
1, 2, 3, or 4?
Since you said "only one", I guess only 1
>>674375774
Despite the exploitable wording, it's probably the best choice anyway.
>>674375723
4. 1 has the best face, but I'm beinding number 4 over while I fuck her ass and she has the best body.
>>674375915
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
'no'
>>674375477
I know these two girls and they both want the D but one is way hotter. The other one texts me more though and sometimes late at night gets super emotional because all the guys she likes end up going for her friend instead of her, and I probably will too
all my computer passwords are my home phone number.
>>674375477
that i have proof op is a faggot
I sniff my gf's hot younger sister panties all the time and jerk off while sniffing them, also rubbed my dick on her lips while she was sleeping
>AND HIS NAME, IS ___________ !!!
Captain Tiny Bottom
>>674376169
>VIRAL MARKETING VON USEFUL IDIOTS
President Billary Clinton
papa franku
>Robert Paulson
Please rate my gfs body. What's positive and what's negative about it? Would you fuck her?
>image.jpg
>>674375854
If that's really your girlfriend, she should leave you.
Nice ass, enjoy it while it lasts anon.
Very nice - well done
>>674376011
Why? And yes it is. The whole point behind cropping her face
I just got fired from my first job, I need to relieve some stress.
Post anything you like, lewdness/erp welcome
>>674374946
Lia is all I have saved, but anything is welcome. Gay or straight
What did you do faggot?
>>674375071
No idea, I'd only been there two weeks
>>674375203
There should be a website that counts the days till lia nudes drop
How does one get a girlfriend /b/?
By talking to girls. As though they're like human beings or something like that.
>>674375186
A rag, chloroform, zip ties, and chains in the basement.
>>674375313
/thread
>>674375377
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here...
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>>674375280
Yeah but I meant after that, like how do you ask her to be your gf?
My roommate is hot. Here's what I've got. No, I don't have nudes.
>here's what I got
>doesn't have nudes
Get out newfag
Drop what you got
>>674373704
this.getCustomerAge() <= 17 && this.isStudent() == false
al i have is the bass
-drops the bass-
>>674373867
>>674373867
MODS underage posting
Bumpidity bump bambu bam bam
Greentext collab faggots. Every post contributes one line to the story. I'll start:
>Be 14yo me
>About to ask out crush
>my hot dog sweats boiled juices
>As I'm about to head out to school I realized I forgot my phone
>back at home I remember that I left my phone in my mother's asshole
>niggers can't stump the Trump
>barrel rolls to mom room's
All the nigger hate today makes me want a niggers getting rekt thread. So niggers getting rekt thread
>>674373240
details of why this occured?
was this a white man doing this?
>>674374362
not op but,
The guy filming is a security guard. The niggress was going bananas inside a mall and he kicked her out. I don't have the link to his videos, but he bodycams all of his encounters and they are pretty awesome.
I think they are titled, most brutal security guard or some shit.
>>674374362
Nope, its a video on youtube, black security guard
>>674374639
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO4luf3PRC4
write a story you fucking niggers
Once
niggers
Poop job
died
tounged
