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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT sexual stories from our childhood
I have a few to get the thread rolling
>11 years old
>go swimming at neighbor's house with their two daughters around my age
>they say to change out of our bathing suits before we relax inside
>3 of us in bathroom get naked
>they starts laughing and saying my "thing" is weird
>standing with too small towel wrapped around my shoulders
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>>768006280
>probably around 12-13 at this point
>starting to masturbate like crazy
>haven't seen a naked girl since the whole bathroom story
>can't stop thinking about seeing naked girls
>sleep over at cousin's house
>she is a girl
>time to formulate my master plan
>she is 15, tall and skinny, long brown hair down to her waist
>she sleeps in her bedroom, I sleep on a air matress in living room
>wait till middle of the night when everyone is asleep
>aaaaaand GO!
>sneak into cousin's bedroom
>leave hallway light on and door open so I can see her sleeping
>I sneak over, lightly poke her to make sure she is asleep
>she's out cold
>pull off her bed sheet
>still out cold
>start to pull down the front of her pj bottoms
>still out
>pull down panty waistband
>"...Anon, what are you doing?"
>FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT!
>I just snap her waistband and try to awkwardly play it off as a prank
>say HA HA I SNAPPED YOUR UNDERWEAR!
>she did not buy it
>she calls my uncle and aunt in
>run back to air matress and when confronted play it off like I was asleep
>I am bad at this
>I am sat at kitchen table and given a stern talking to
>my mom is called next day
>god dammit it happened again...
>be me around 9-10
>have a neighbour girl around the same age
>can't remember how it started
>but we used to do a thing called the sex game
>we used to rub eachothers privates together
>used to do it tons
>in the pool
>in bed
>in the bathroom
>she sucked my...
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>>768006280
Without wanting to sound like a freak it's kinda cute in a way. Just kids doing goofy kids stuff. I'm sorry you got in trouble though.
>>768007089
Go ahead and fuck her in the process
>>768007137
I wish it were that easy.
Why the fuck is this board so fucking bad?
>>768010374
what do you think /b/ stands for?
>>768010374
Bots, shills, newfags.
>>768010450
Not absolute garbage?
>>768010475
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768010374
>implying it's ever been good.
Bienaventurados los Españoles, pues de ellos será el reino de los cielos.
Antes entrará un camello por el hueco de una aguja, que un Mutt en el reino de los cielos.
>>768010945
Pues si el camello no va a mahoma, que vaya mahoma a por la droja.
>>768011157
>mahoma
>Da Homa
Ya cierro yo.
>>768011157
Galego eu vexo, a man o gusto ti ers.
>>768011403
Habla en esperanto.
Why's there so many fucking negroid superiority threads now, what the fuck happened /b/
>>768009449
nignogs just getting mad because hey are inferior so they do what most weak fags do:stir shit online while not throwing hands
>>768009449
>>768009531
no it's not. it's literal children who figured out it triggers brainlets like you two and paid shills. don't reply and the threads die.
people, not even niggers wanting to stir shit because they lack creativity
>>768009449
READ THIS
>>768009449
White cucks who can't deal with being white and wish to GAWD they was black
fb/ig fap thread
left or right?
>>768010532
Right
>>768010532
Still here, keep going with both
mom and daughter
Continuing
![[001594].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MMaZSpn.jpg "[001594].jpg")
Which one?
Breast envy/size differential thread
>>768010046
I like it. not sure I have any though. let me have a look
>>768010046
really doubt there's any envy for that whale
got one
>>768010245
Where do i find mixed gender locker rooms with exhibitionists wow
Post the best nude pics you have!
>>768010916
Awesome posts.
>>768011353
Bump
Femanon here roll trips and i will post timestamped tits quads for tagged nudes
>>768011502
rollerino
>>768011599
re-re-reroll
>>768011502
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768011656
and yet you posted
>>768011710
Lurk moar, this is a pasta
Please say tjeres more to come celeb fap 4.0
>>768006536
Gold rimmed glasses fag
what is the bottom circling?
>>768006815
Areola
>>768006888
but what about it? does she have a special areola? what am I comparing it to?
>>768006778
Its called people have multiple pairs of glasses i have 3 myself dick
Incest Thread?
>>768001132
Only if it's Halal brother/sister shit. Promise OP?
Of course
>>768001132
theres no real incest on the interwebs new fagot
prove me wrong
>>768001249
what's it like having only been on the clearnet?
>>768001485
kinda boring, i dont know any free vpn's plus tor and onion scare me
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Hi /b/tards I have a little experiment that I'd like you to participate in. As the wonderful well read individuals that you surely are how would you deal with this situation?
You are a psychotherapist at a friend’s party when a fellow guest at the party asks you for the name of an electrician. Another guest mentions the name of a man who happened to be a patient of yours. The patient has a prison record and has recently been arrested for a series of house break-ins and thefts. He shows little remorse for the harm he has caused. You feel considerable tension when
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>>768004332
Give your friend the name of an electrician. There are like a million.
>>768004332
Tell the patient that his name was mentioned in the given context. Inform him that if that house is burglarized you will stand to witness unto the law.
As far as I'm aware that wouldn't breach patient confidentiality.
>>768004773
At lease in Canada, patient confidentiality can be broken if the patient is a threat to him/herself, others, or is engaging in illegal activity
>>768005037
>>768004773
*least
>>768004332
I wouldn't give a shit. It wouldn't be my stuff getting stolen.
oc
Hotttt
>>768005920
>>768006409
Nice, Your gf?
Moar pls
>>768005920
Historic oc...
Cum shot?
Girls you saved you want more of
>>768002648
good choice anon, moar would be great
>>768002723
>>768002648
>>768001959
More right OP?
sometimes i wonder if i have borderline personality disorder
ughgf
Gotta have personality to begin with
>>768005967
I HAVE LOTS OF PERSONALITY
except idk
>>768006122
altho mostly it is about being a whiny cunt who has tantrums often and talks shit about some fucked up shit that MAY have happened in early childhood
>>768006236
>greentext storytime
>>768006236
Breakup has impacted your life.
>Story
need her nudes
>>768003916
need 1 billion in cash
>>768003916
Need my breakfast
need to kill all shit skins
>>768003916
Need to shit
>>768003916
They don't exist she's clearly the prude type
How did I do?
You just happily accepted a no. Beta as fuck with how you left off too
>>768007408
Shouldn't have said you had a major crush on her, that comes of really creepy like you've been stalking her, also brunch? This ain't real housewives nigga, step up yo game
>>768007494
>>768007581
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
Thank you for the second hand embarrassment, anon. For fucks sake..
>Heyy doesn't work
>Get an idea of where she is at before admitting a crush
>Should have not replied at 1am and waited until morning
Loaf
Log
Of
Shit
>>768005384
Fucking
cock tributes
>>768008869
>>768008948
>>768008961
>>768008977
Fb/Ig thread pt.2
>>768007172
Hick yoga
my skinny petite ex teacher with big boobs glad her instagram is public
_danihansen
Early morning Virginia thread
Who has more of them?
>>768001911
Is that a picture for ants?
Bump
Bump 757
434 uvafag here, anyone wanna come fuck? its my last day in my frat house :(
