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My Swedish hometown just approved Muslims request to be able to host Adhan once every week. Why haven't I kms already?
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Because if you're killing yourself, you're killing the wrong fucktard.

You should be killing the muslims.

It's your country. Why don't you fight for it.
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>>768010608
dont kys yet
>get a gun
>go to a muslim gathering
>shoot every single one of them THEN kys
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Convert to Islam and start attending their mosque. If they have to hang around with you, they'll all kill themselves in no time.
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>>768010810
Since we swedes accept their culture why shouldn't them? Right?

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ITT sexual stories from our childhood
I have a few to get the thread rolling
>11 years old
>go swimming at neighbor's house with their two daughters around my age
>they say to change out of our bathing suits before we relax inside
>3 of us in bathroom get naked
>they starts laughing and saying my "thing" is weird
>standing with too small towel wrapped around my shoulders with my kid dong on full display
>this turns into the three of us taking turns looking at eachothers privates
>the more they keep this up the harder my boy boner gets
>they just keep holding it down and watching it bounce back up
>must have been doing this a while cause their mom burst in wondering wtf we were doing in there
>somehow I'm the one that did something wrong and my mom is called
Bitches be crazy...
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>>768006280
>probably around 12-13 at this point
>starting to masturbate like crazy
>haven't seen a naked girl since the whole bathroom story
>can't stop thinking about seeing naked girls
>sleep over at cousin's house
>she is a girl
>time to formulate my master plan
>she is 15, tall and skinny, long brown hair down to her waist
>she sleeps in her bedroom, I sleep on a air matress in living room
>wait till middle of the night when everyone is asleep
>aaaaaand GO!
>sneak into cousin's bedroom
>leave hallway light on and door open so I can see her sleeping
>I sneak over, lightly poke her to make sure she is asleep
>she's out cold
>pull off her bed sheet
>still out cold
>start to pull down the front of her pj bottoms
>still out
>pull down panty waistband
>"...Anon, what are you doing?"
>FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT!
>I just snap her waistband and try to awkwardly play it off as a prank
>say HA HA I SNAPPED YOUR UNDERWEAR!
>she did not buy it
>she calls my uncle and aunt in
>run back to air matress and when confronted play it off like I was asleep
>I am bad at this
>I am sat at kitchen table and given a stern talking to
>my mom is called next day
>god dammit it happened again...
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>be me around 9-10
>have a neighbour girl around the same age
>can't remember how it started
>but we used to do a thing called the sex game
>we used to rub eachothers privates together
>used to do it tons
>in the pool
>in bed
>in the bathroom
>she sucked my dick a few times cause she was curious
>tfw can't remember if lil anon actually put it in or not
>tfw she sent me a friend request on Facebook a few weeks ago
>not sure if i should talk to her
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>>768006280
Without wanting to sound like a freak it's kinda cute in a way. Just kids doing goofy kids stuff. I'm sorry you got in trouble though.
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>>768007089
Go ahead and fuck her in the process

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Why the fuck is this board so fucking bad?
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>>768010374
what do you think /b/ stands for?
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>>768010374
Bots, shills, newfags.
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>>768010450
Not absolute garbage?
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>>768010475
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.

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Bienaventurados los Españoles, pues de ellos será el reino de los cielos.
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Antes entrará un camello por el hueco de una aguja, que un Mutt en el reino de los cielos.
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>>768010945
Pues si el camello no va a mahoma, que vaya mahoma a por la droja.
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>>768011157
>mahoma
>Da Homa

Ya cierro yo.
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>>768011157
Galego eu vexo, a man o gusto ti ers.

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Why's there so many fucking negroid superiority threads now, what the fuck happened /b/
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>>768009449
nignogs just getting mad because hey are inferior so they do what most weak fags do:stir shit online while not throwing hands
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>>768009449
>>768009531
no it's not. it's literal children who figured out it triggers brainlets like you two and paid shills. don't reply and the threads die.
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people, not even niggers wanting to stir shit because they lack creativity
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>>768009449
READ THIS

fb/ig fap thread

left or right?
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>>768010532
Right
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>>768010532
Still here, keep going with both
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mom and daughter
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Continuing

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Breast envy/size differential thread
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>>768010046
I like it. not sure I have any though. let me have a look
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>>768010046
really doubt there's any envy for that whale
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got one
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>>768010245
Where do i find mixed gender locker rooms with exhibitionists wow

Post the best nude pics you have!
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>>768010916
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Awesome posts.
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Femanon here roll trips and i will post timestamped tits quads for tagged nudes
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>>768011502
rollerino
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>>768011599
re-re-reroll
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>>768011502
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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>>768011656
and yet you posted

Please say tjeres more to come celeb fap 4.0
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>>768006536
Gold rimmed glasses fag
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what is the bottom circling?
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>>768006815
Areola
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>>768006888
but what about it? does she have a special areola? what am I comparing it to?

Incest Thread?
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>>768001132
Only if it's Halal brother/sister shit. Promise OP?
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Of course
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>>768001132
theres no real incest on the interwebs new fagot

prove me wrong
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>>768001249
what's it like having only been on the clearnet?

Hi /b/tards I have a little experiment that I'd like you to participate in. As the wonderful well read individuals that you surely are how would you deal with this situation?

You are a psychotherapist at a friend’s party when a fellow guest at the party asks you for the name of an electrician. Another guest mentions the name of a man who happened to be a patient of yours. The patient has a prison record and has recently been arrested for a series of house break-ins and thefts. He shows little remorse for the harm he has caused. You feel considerable tension when you hear this comment.

Discuss the ethical dilemma, bonus points for citing literature, other dilemma issues, philosophy etc. Also loli.
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>>768004332
Give your friend the name of an electrician. There are like a million.
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>>768004332

Tell the patient that his name was mentioned in the given context. Inform him that if that house is burglarized you will stand to witness unto the law.

As far as I'm aware that wouldn't breach patient confidentiality.
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>>768004773
At lease in Canada, patient confidentiality can be broken if the patient is a threat to him/herself, others, or is engaging in illegal activity
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>>768005037
>>768004773
*least

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oc
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Hotttt
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>>768005920
>>768006409
Nice, Your gf?
Moar pls
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>>768005920
Historic oc...

Girls you saved you want more of
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>>768002648
good choice anon, moar would be great
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>>768002723
>>768002648

sometimes i wonder if i have borderline personality disorder

ughgf
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Gotta have personality to begin with
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>>768005967
I HAVE LOTS OF PERSONALITY

except idk
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>>768006122
altho mostly it is about being a whiny cunt who has tantrums often and talks shit about some fucked up shit that MAY have happened in early childhood
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>>768006236
>greentext storytime

need her nudes
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>>768003916

need 1 billion in cash
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>>768003916
Need my breakfast
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need to kill all shit skins
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>>768003916
Need to shit

How did I do?
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You just happily accepted a no. Beta as fuck with how you left off too
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>>768007408

Shouldn't have said you had a major crush on her, that comes of really creepy like you've been stalking her, also brunch? This ain't real housewives nigga, step up yo game
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>>768007494
>>768007581
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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Thank you for the second hand embarrassment, anon. For fucks sake..

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Loaf
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Log
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Of
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Shit
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>>768005359
So

cock tributes
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>>768008869
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>>768008948
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>>768008961

Fb/Ig thread pt.2
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>>768007172
Hick yoga
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my skinny petite ex teacher with big boobs glad her instagram is public
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_danihansen

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