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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Uncut is superior.
Prove me wrong. (you can't)
Just rub one out and go to bed already.
>>675721935
wow, you're right
can't prove you wrong there
>>675721935
Uncut head looks like it should be an internal organ. Cut from birth so I'm probably biased. Nothing I can do about it, Sex is still awesome, can't complain. If I ever have a son I prob won't circumsize him, though.
>>675722489
ha ha
Welp, can't argue with that logic.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>fuck the mods edition
>>675729769
god bless you, emi
>Not even surprised at this point
Good night everyone, again.
Last thread was deleted but this has FUCKING POTENTIAL I NEED YOUR PARTICIPATION
>dubs
Tfw you can still make out the number behind the scribble
>>675721637
So what exactly are you plannimg to do?
>>675721637
Listen you young slut, pop them titties out, snap a pic and send it my way. I want to look at it and play with my pimple pod. I also like biggie smalls, weed, ham and watching your ass getting stuffed with animal carcasses.
>>675721637
Let me free style rap for you.
I got 11 Mac tens the shit never ends. You can't touch my riches, even MC hammer has some 357 bitches. Smoke ham
yeah im out...
***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME #2 (GET THE FUCK IN HERE EDITION)***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
>Example: "Roll for Trump" or just "Trump" as a reply to the latest update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
PAST WINNERS:
#1) Trump over Sanders 304-234
***TWO MINUTES UNTIL GAME CONTINUES***
Well folks, Trump has come back from a certain landslide defeat once again. 4 states remain, and anyone can win.
>>675730101
_TRUMP
>>675730101
TRUMP
>>675730101
BERNIE
>>675730230
TRUMP WINS, fucking winrar
Do you guys like when a girl calls you daddy?
>>675726239
yes
Tits or gtfo
>>675726239
Only if she's my daughter.
>>675726465
Pic isn't me, nigger
>>675725904
Who doesn't?
In a civil conversation with a roommate about which special forces unit is the best. I know it could all depend on situation/task but what are your thoughts b
>>675725880
8 years in american special operations here.
in my opinion its a close 1st and 2nd because they are both the best.
americans are the best at planning and the english are the best at executing. the american sf was based off the sas.
>>675726129
follow up to this, you're going to get a ton of homers in here talking about how their country is the best ect.
a lot of country's have units that are great, but they just dont have the logistics and planning to back them up like the two that i mentioned.
ive worked with a lot in training and on deployments and i really dont think it gets much better.
>>675726129
But which unit
Cause you have multiple
Delta,Seals,Sniper
But what about the Russians or French
I was even told Norway has a good one
I am also not well educated on this matter but have always been interested
>>675726129
>>675726335
follow up follow up
just to clairify im SF not some fag seal
>>675725880
GIGN
Thread over
Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread?
Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread
>>675719748
Already released in Brazil?
Shall I proceed?
Huehuehue BrBr
>>675719748
Spoiler alert: the movie wasn't very good.
affleck didnt kill the wife
she planned it all
they saved the canadian hostages in iraq
>>675719748
they release it in other countries then see how it works and will change it before usa release.
Saw one of these posted the other day. Found it to be quite interesting. Choose/Discuss
Pretty sure I would choose Great Observer
Eternal paradise obviously
>>675720880
That one is good, but almost too good. If that makes any sense lol
Construct. No boredom, only endless time with the best hobby ever.
>>675721340
The always being alone part is what I don't like about that one.
>>675721504
It says that emotions are replaced, so you wouldn't even care or notice.
Porn webm thread go
>>675725608
source?
this is an ass thread
>>675725608
God damn thats hot. Love hot chicks fucking in football jerseys. Sauce?
Whoever guesses their post # decides who we raid next.
>>675725961
Ends in a 5
Vote Trump
73
Raid 202 hyphen 322 hyphen 7681, ask for battletoads
>>675726312
Reroll
93
84
Trump's twitter
/r/The_Donald 32
>Feels thread
>Get in here faggots and try to make me cry or an hero
I was in a say my name so I can sleep thread...my name never got said, I shall stay awake for the rest of eternity. I am sorry for I have sinned on my ass...fuck wat
>>675718448
Go to bed jack. Or Fabian
>>675718638
My soul aches...D----N PLEASE
>>675718932
Dick nobler
>>675718932
Dorkeln
>>675718932
Damien.
Look at how savage Trump fanatics are. Ripping this poor girl sign when she is just exercising her right to protest. Look at that glee in here eye she actually thinks she is being a good samaritan.
>>675716895
That girl looks fucking hot and dominant.
Would let her fuck me/10
>>675716895
>>675717187
even with a strap on?
>>675716895
Except that the girl wrote anti-trump shit on the back of the sign and the girl that tore it down is an actual trump supporter..
Based Katie is based.
>>675717596
that's where i draw the line
ITT Random Images.
Don't even look at your thumbnails!!
never really sure whats supposed to happen in those thread
Well.. dubz demands it
Story time /b/, I started posting this earlier, but the thread 404'd. This is about the relationship that fucked me up for good
>be me, 16 y/o
>played xbox live a lot as a teenager and developed a decent network of friends
>one day when I'm playing with one of my buddies, some girl joins the party
>turns out it's his sister
>now being the 16 y/o that I was, I crack a few jokes about how girls can't
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>>675722099
>from this point on I'll refer to her as Megan
>after this night, Megan and I start talking all the time, and not just on xbox live
>we text constantly throughout the day, and spend an hour on the phone every night, with phone sex becoming a regular thing
>eventually we decide to start "dating"
>I had been in relationships before, but none like...
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>>675722504
>over the course of the months following that first night, I started to notice a bit of a change in our relationship
>she was becoming more and more distant
>the time it took her to respond to texts become longer and longer, sometimes hours at a time
>our nightly phone conversations experienced a similar decrease in frequency and length, along with the phone sex
>I...
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>>675722779
>the reality of my fears came crashing down on our 3 month "anniversary"
>I had to get up early that day to catch a flight to visit my dad (parents were divorced), so right before I left I sent her a long text wishing her a happy anniversary and the usual love filled comments about how soon it would be before we would be together
>as I got off the plane, I remember turning my phone off airplane mode and closing my...
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>>675722839
>needless to say, I was devastated
>everything I had tried so hard to keep was gone
>for about 3 weeks I just moped around, feeling totally at loss
>but eventually I started to get over it
>after all, college was just around the corner and a new bright future awaited me
>By mid august, I had registered for my classes and was ready...
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>>675722891
>"oh... well if you're sure, I'd love if you came over for the weekend :)"
>literally insta-boner
>two days later I'm packing up all my shit and about to head to the Greyhound station with 2 nights in a hotel booked near her college (didn't have a car freshman year and her dorm was girls only, guys not allowed to spend the night)
>it was about a 5 hour bus ride,...
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Hai /b/ :3
Put it in your vag
Zephram Cochrane, is that you?
What did you do with your hair?
>>675726566
Eat it
>>675726566
Eat it and go to bed
>>675726566
Set it on fire
So what's /b/`s stance on the whole leafy vs h3h3 drama?
It's over
Confused as to what's going on
practcally everybody in this argument is a cunt, leafy, h3h3, everybody who watches or talks about it, even me
but i'm leaning a little towards leafy because, as it seems, he made a mistake while h3h3 backstabs people on purpose
>>675723321
If you wanna see the sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uTKPwVnNI
Who fucking cares
s/fur was requested
>>675725805
anyway
>>675725676
>>675725639
heh, I remember getting Canadian change occasionally as a kid growing up in MN. always called them beaver ladies and deer quarters
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
/r/ing burbs and scales
YLYL
hehe
oops
>>675724502
ITT post your favorite album and anons judge you
Favorite? It would have to be pic related.
greatest album ever made IMO
Not my favorite but currently listening to it.
>>675723149
How old are you?
