>>752828259
damn i made another thread too soon
niiiiibiiiiiii
Alcohols:
How do you know when to stop?
when you feel the need to come onto /b/ and ask questions
>>752812807
When I pass out
>>752812807
You don't stop.
>>752812807
When the bottle is empty
How long until Trump is impeached? I put a $500 bet that he will be gone by February next year.
>>752824028
also, obligatory pictures to trigger the alt-right
>>752824028
He'll try to hold out until summer, for the ratings.
>>752824028
haha, i'm no trump fan but i'd definitely take that bet
even if he was caught fucking three kids and a dog in the oval office today it would take until february for the impeachment to go through
bikini fap
FB/IG fap thread
Whos better?
Waifu
>>752804680
>Tfw to get the idiots in my house to stop screaming at each other, I had to scream twice as loud as either, and threaten to beat their shit with a practice longsword
This is fucking ridiculous...
I love Ritsu
https://youtu.be/X2JgMniIpRM
/cel/ bread cont
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ edition
>>752829042
Absolutely no ass.
>>752829050
i want to make big cummies for kendall feets
Huge tit thread
The bigger the better
Bonus points for Gifs
no Loli thread
lets fix that
>>752823206
Bump
>>752823206
Does anyone know what happend to anon with that loli game
>>752823206
What kind of pool is that?
Post girls and Anons say what kind of porn they would star in?
What would you see this ditzy GA mom in?
>>752810470
She looks like a good material for BDSM. I imagine that face crying from pain.
What about this girl?
>>752810699
ohh fuck yeah id love to see her tied up and crying.
Looks like a good hookup hotshot video where shes forced to call him daddy and does ass to mouth the entire time
>>752810699
She looks like she would answer the door for the pizza man completely naked and try and fuck him
>>752811111
bump with more of the slut mom
new fb/ig fap
Good game guys, but we have a winner
which ass? want more?
Shouldn't share bread
>>752823714
More
>>752823535
> Black Mail
> Black Ice
> Blackheads
> Black listing
Notice how all of our problems start with niggers?
You're gonna love this, what you're seeing here are singles...
HOLY SHIT ITS SATAN!
>>752812666
You're the definition of epic failure.
>>752812666
stupid nigger there trips, you can't start at ssj3
>>752812666
you have incredibly shit luck
homosexual anthropomorphic men
Celeb Thread - /What's going on in here?/ edition.
sdfsdf
dfhdfh
PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER BOARD FOR THIS GARBAGE
BEST ASSES THREAD
>>752816301
>dis position bouncing on your dick
how long do u last
FB/IG fap
Shes small
>>752820520
not her ass
Had my first threesome with my girlfriend and another guy last night.
The guy had been in a threesome before, but my girlfriend and I had not. She let me pic the guy, so I picked a white guy who had nearly same size penis as I do. He had an STD test that proved he was clean.
We did a lot of research online before it happened. She was already on birth control, but she had an IUD put in to double up on birth control just to be safe. During the previous three days, she inserted gradually larger butt plugs in her ass to stretch out her anus. She gave herself a thorough enema before he came over. The guy and I took some Viagra and some Molly so that we could fuck for hours without cumming and and she did about 5 lines of lines of Xanax to help her relax - two lines before we started and then an additional line ever hour after for 3 hours. She didn't take any molly. Apparently, Xanax makes it a lot easier for girls to have an orgasm.
We fucked her very roughly. She made it very clear that she wanted to be treated like a ragdoll before we even took our clothes off. We established a mercy word in advance, which she never used. I lost count how many orgasms she had. At one point, she seemed like she was in a feral state of mind. She was acting like a wild animal and her eyes were super dilated. The whole experience lasted about 5 hours.
Girlfriend is acting really weird today. I woke up to a clean house. She spent most of the morning cleaning everything while I was sleeping. She scrubbed the entire bathroom with Tilex, even the toilet. She mopped the wood floors in every room. She cleaned the baseboards. She threw away all the shit that I had been complaining about her hoarding. She cooked breakfast for me, but didn't make any for herself. She just sat there and watched me eat my breakfast. She's acting very domestic and extremely submissive.
Can anyone explain her behavior?
>>752811507
No. Get out.
can't tell if copypasta or just some faggot making up stories....
>>752811186
The other dude is going to be a dad from the sounds of it...
Deutscher abendlicher Faden...
Nabend Anons...
Die Fragen...
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Pläne für die Feiertage?
Wie läuft es so mit den Mettchens?
Sonderfrage...
Welche soziale aktivität würdet ihr gerne mal (wieder) machen?
>>752804855
>Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Ausgezeichnet.
>Pläne für die Feiertage?
Die Mutter von OP ficken.
>Wie läuft es so mit den Mettchens?
Sehr gut. Siehe oben.
Ja, auzgezeichnet
Bier
Was sind Mettchen?
Bier
>>752805177
>Ausgezeichnet.
läuft bei dir.
>Die Mutter von OP ficken.
ist schon lange Kill mein Freund...
>Sehr gut. Siehe oben.
Was stimmt nicht mit dir?
>>752805245
Mach grade ne Tüte auf!
Cock Tributes
Post requests or your own!
>>752814689
Are you doing tributes op?
Tribute pls?
This is one I did yesterday. If there is interest I may fulfill a few requests
