Fap to Jesus.
eoll
>>685949101
oh yeah let me just fucking find an airplane
reroll
Rawr
No actual Ylyl here. Why /b/
Because fuck you.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Well lets get this started
>>685951431
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>>685951618
great way to start, nice hilarious gif you fucking neanderthal!
I found this site where you can view peoples mms.
http://mmsking.tumblr.com/
I got my sisters friend pics.
Post what you got and their number!!
first one I've seen that actually works! thanks op.
This really works!! I got this from my cousin,thx
Friend from school, I seen alot of her nude before but this was it for me!! I will return to my mancave, thank you <3
>>685951564
Go back to Tumblr, faggot
Why is everyone so pumped and hyped for this game? It's okay... but it's just okay. It was fun to play for a couple of hours but then it got boring.
Then again Blizzard fans are the same people that kept supporting World of Warcraft after 2008 and people who would buy literal diarrhea on a plate if it had Blizzard's name attached.
>>685946036
It's an alternative to Cosmetic Fortress 2, except with girls who aren't total cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAMuJuZB_MU
Its a good game fuck off faggot
>>685946695
>Its a good game fuck off faggot
>2016
>falling for the Blizzard shilling
Never really thought about buying it. Blizzard seems to think this game will be super profitable which sounds to me like the game will be a money-/time sink. I'll pass
Roll /b/itches
Hold the door whilst I roll
ROL ROLL ROLLLING
Rollerino
>>685951203
You're on a list now...
Fat ass thread
>>685949186
dump please
People at work think I'm an ass hole.
I don't hang out with anyone outside of work. I don't give out my phone number. I don't add anyone on social media. I don't really talk about my personal life.
It seems to blow everyones mind that I'm like that. I see these people 40-50 hours a week. That's more than I see anyone. Why do they want me to be in their lives even more.
Am I being a dick or are they?
>>685937685
You are an ass hole
Why cant you make friends like a normal person?
Faggot
>>685937876
What if I can make friends ? I just don't choose to be "friends" with the people I am only around because of a paycheck and would never talk to otherwise
>>685937685
Nah, I'm the same way. I get along with my coworkers and am nice to them, but I am with you on already seeing them enough. I have other closer friends I don't see every week, let alone every day. I have hobbies that I can't put 40-45 hour a week into unlike my job. I am glad I have my job and like my position, but when I leave work I leave it out of mind as well.
Just make sure you aren't rude to them when you turn things down, etc.
>>685938118
stop thinking of work as a paycheck thats your first problem
you need to think of work as helping your fellow man, the guys you work with are the people your working for, thats how the whole world is, working for eachother
your mindset is all wrong, you'll never make friends at work that way
ITT: good song to kill yourself to
>>685944642
9 inch nails - hurt
Under Pressure - David Bowie and Freddie Mercury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqozt-K0PXU
>>685944642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Duyxhf9vQ
Hey guys could you photoshop the eiffel tower under my finger?
Thanks
Hey /b/, tonigh I'm going to commit suicide.
63 choose how I'm gonna kill myself.
Don't.
>>685951299
forget to stream it
Slowly. By living.
Drown your face in a pizza by dipping your face into the pizza.
Faces of /b/ thread
>post and rate
Post your delicious tits sugarbun.
Mmm yeah, come to daddy.
>>685949918
I want to date you
>>685949918
>attention whoring this hard
>>685949918
OP that's not you though
youre thread is a lie
Hey /b/ fucked up. So about a month and a half ago I fucked my girlfriend. Pulled out. Shit was cash. Well she didnt get her period this month. Naturally we freaked out. Got some pregnancy tests and took the first one. Not pregnant. Week later took the next one. Still not pregnant. She still hasn't had her period. How worried should I be? I feel like it's just something funky with her lady parts. Pic related. Her. Will dump more if requested.
>>685941903
Could be stress and ya dump them bro
Def pregnant with a nigger baby. They don't register on pregnancy tests since they are looking for human fetus DNA.
And yes, of course we would like you to dump. I hate this meme of asking or saying >continue?
>Why's that's
>Why is that is
need pic of her vag to see what is going on, please keep ur dick out of the picture
Gen X > Gen Y (Millennials)
>>685948485
I'm gen x, and all the baby boomers thought we were slack, unmotivated, lazy disaffected douchebags who did nothing but do drugs, fuck and get into trouble
Which was largely true. But it's better to say "20 somethings are shitty".
FF to today, we're starting / have started businesses, lived life, etc. And in come the millenials. And we couldn't wait to see what they brought to the table.
So instead of a bunch of rebels, living life, getting in the face of authority etc, you have the biggest group of fucking pussies that's ever existed. Whiny faggots Crying about their feelings. Blue haired, professionally offended people. Do drugs? Maybe, but only if it comes from some pharmacy, and only if it's an anti-depressant, something to deal with ADD or occasionally painkillers, so they can have a nap. Coke? Acid? Shrooms? Forget about it. These pussies are TERRIFIED of life. Constantly jumping at shadows. A bunch of idiots who parroted "stranger danger!" "don't do drugs!" and other childhood platitudes that we had the sense to laugh at when they were shoved on us, but these dips took it to heart, and dragged it into their 20's.
And causes. Holy fuck the never ending list of 'causes' they're all into. The never-ending parade of goody goody bullshit.
And then there's the work ethic. I'm all for slacking, but we understood that when we didn't work, we didn't get raises, promotions, etc. And we were happy with that, till we hit our thirties and we decided it was probably time to get off our ass.
But not millennials. hire them for a job, and watch them spend 6 hours straight fucking around on their phone. At review time, they list off the meager handful of accomplishments they did that year, then you never hear the fucking end of it about how they need recognition for the most pedestrian of accomplishments. They need a hundred likes on every picture they post, no matter what it is, so it stands to reason they need validation for doing their day-to-day work.
>>685948533
How did you type up all that in one minute?
>>685948657
Notepad
>>685948533
Damn nigga
/b/ once fully hard it usually takes me less than 1minute to cum whilst masturbating and even less in sex. Any tips on lasting longer?
Also Porn Webm thread
Yea if you k own you're getting laid that night jersey off 4 or 5 times. It will make you last longer.
>>685937032
Fucking autof correct.
If you know you're getting laid that night jerk off a few times before hand.
Desensitize your cock
Fuck a rag or something
>>685937128
ill try that next time
POST YOUR BATTLESTATIONS
what a fucking tool
femanon here, not very impressive i know
i just play league of legends
Hold the door
Literally the saddest death in the franchise.
>>685945666
satanic trips of truth
/thread
>>685945666
hold the door, satan is behind it
>>685945666
Delightful trips my man..
Are we sure he's dead though? Only shows him getting scratched?
Why the fuck do people like this so much?
How did this become a thing?
ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>685937165
Think of it as a new meme for little kids.
>>685937165
Im pretty sure that you are only upset about this because you are a little bitch and are jealous of the attention shes getting. >hurr duur im mad because shes happy and im not. Fag.
>>685937165
i dont get it
My place or yours?
>>685948344
Niggers tongue my anus
>>685948344
>I am a furrie
Will you marry me?
>>685948344
don't want aids again..
Trips decides what I tattoo on myself
>>685947148
timestamp
The lyrics to Dolly Partons "Jolene"
I'm a massive faggot. Do it across your face.
Trump is literally Hitler
>>685937067
And what exactly is bad about that?
Get the fuck outta here! Trump loves everyone
>>685937067
Sieg heil - Maga
