I'm sitting at home bored. Amuse me peasants
>>684768187
I cant, im banned
>>684768187
My brandy is getting warm. If you people don't entertain me I'll push the button
Doing tributes for a while
>>684767151
>>684767151
barechestedness
pics you promised not to shared/pics you saved from previous threads.
cont >>684751586
>>684770280
thick, but nice pussy
>>684770102
You gonna post more or give us a story with that webm anon?
Shemale + Trap Thread?
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>be me
>having sex with this qt girl I met on the bus
>took her out to apple bees, paid, brought her back and watched tv
>eventually start talking about sexual encounters
>she says she is a "squirter"
>tell her I could make her gush like old faithful
>she's game
>start fucking
>she's on top of me riding my dick
>suddenly stops and pulls my dick out
>she starts PISSING ON ME
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>she is moaning and shit, but I know it's piss. It's fucking stained yellow and feels warm like piss
>she gets off of me
>run into the bathroom and start the shower
>jump in socks still on
>get out, she's gone
>have to put bedding in the washer
>now 11:38 at night
>can't sleep yet because all of my bedding is in the fucking washer/dryer
>only own one blanket, big green microfiber one that takes about 2 hours to dry, still in the washer
Tl:Dr what should I do for the next 3 hours or so until all my bedding is clean?
>pic unrelated
>it's not cp just coincidentally looks like cp
>>684756298
you met a girl on the bus? you actually talked to her and she replied? is she a whore? a hooker? what kind of girl lets herself get picked up on a bus?
>>684756298
do what everyone else does, stare at traps and or ponies and put things into your anus while eating cheetos and drinking MTN.Dew and then play some Call of Duty.
>>684756429
Long story short I met her on the bus. she was wearing this Tshirt with a zombie on it, so I thought to myself "hey, she's pretty cute. I could use that shirt to open conversation"
We talked for a long time and before I got off I gave her my number and told her to call me if she ever wanted to hang out or anything. We kind of became friends, and a few days ago I asked her if she wanted to go out to eat.
Asian thread
>>684763195
getthelube.com
Ylyl thread go faggots.
>>684766007
barechestedness
porn webm/gif
Dont die one me yet thread
Waifu claiming thread.
>Cooking Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: The Rules
>>684768917
If you can't take the heat...
>>684768917
>>684768278
Yuno you're always my ship.
>but i can still have a fleet.
>>684768864
shh
>>684768623
is there a problem with that?
still here
Megumin claimed and going to sleep~
Post your top 10 bands and we will try to guess your age.
Mine are
GWAR
sex pistols
Dead Kennedys
Asking for it
Choking victim
Gg allin and the murder junkies
Goatwhore
Cannibal corpse
The exploited
My digital escape
I don't have 10 favourite bands.
>>684767383
Nope
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Don't post unless you are prepared to deliver!
number is 8
>>684767645
full frontal
>>684767645
butthole
>>684767645
sucking dick
roll dubs for nudes
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'Tis most difficult to refuse that smile ... rollin'
bamp
What's cookin', good lookin'?
guess first or last name for 2.7gb dump of pics and vids
>>684761049
Probably a white ghetto name like Shantel or Amanda
Vanessa
looks like a morgan
>>684761049
Ashley
MORE
hot
gay
fuzzy
sex
Come join our kahoot to troll our teacher. Join At kahoot.it i'll post the pin any moment
Come on OP, I want to ruin some teacher's day
>>684764947
do it OP
>>684764947
Offensive name suggestions?
No rekt?? Psh rekt.
>>684764841
he just, like, took it. what
Bump
Will dump if dis alive in 3 minutes :)))
No smash or pass? Smash or pass starting with these two
>>684758252
Smash both
>>684758453
Mmm would smash
Which one
>>684758794
Would fuck the little Blondie
New Puzzle Game thread
RULES:
You guess what is this, you winrar.
Dubs reveal small square.
Trips reveal big square.
Complete image will be revealed only if someone figure out what is it or if cuads or higher appear (in this case that faggot get the prize).
TODAY PRIZE:
>your girlfriend will have an abortion
>>684763519
BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND , GIFT ME A COPY OF OVERWATCH
ulumulu
>>684763817
I don't' specify when. you still have chances dude
>>684764034
off by one
Hey /b/ :( I really need some help.
I have no family or friends and I don't know anyone who can help me. Im in a really bad situation with my boyfriend I need 40$ for a bus ticket to get out of the shit town I'm in and away from him. I can work fine but he takes any money I make. I just need a fresh start in life please..
I'd be so fucking thankful if you helped me my paypal is [email protected]
>>684758674
what's this? is that a timestamp without tits?
try again.
If I wanted to do that shit I'd just stay with this current guy.
tits or gtfo, nobodies payin for your shitty life choices unless u make w the fun
>>684758674
TITS OR GTFO
god tier album thread
Very appropriate first pic
>>684761137
Listening to it., on 1first song.
