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Wake up in the morning time to FRAP
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Guy thinks I'm a 16 year old girl, dubs decides what I say.
dic pics
I have a feminine pens :3
>>685286157
tell him youre about to kill yourself, and then actually kill yourself
>>685286258
Rol for this
Face and all
want to see my tits?
>Be me
>Move into cheap hotel
>WiFi doesn't work on laptop, but only on phone for some reason.
>Tether.mpeg
>Opens router page (129.168.1.1)
>user: admin pass: admin
>itworked.jpg
Trips decide what I do.
>inb4 anouneemouze
>>685284396
restore factory settings
>>685284396
change SSID to FAGGOT HOTEL
>>685284662
roll
>>685284662
roll
>>685284662
rollin
How Autistic are you /B/tards?
I'm pretty fucking autistic I guess
>>685277370
Maybe you should link to the site so we can take the test too, you fucking autist.
rdos.)net/ eng/ Aspie-quiz.php
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
eh, not the best test layout
>>685278525
Fucking normie
Post moms so hot their sons would fuck them.
Especially if it's your mom.
Also, general mom-son thread.
>>685282550
who is this semen demon
fb fap thread - ex girlfriends and more
>>685281032
She is cute, more please
right before i got the best blow job of my life
>>685281341
Fucking nice tits, continue!
did i fuck up?
>>685281522
Yeah she is great
Dick rate?
Would cram down my throat/10
23/72
filthy Yuropeen/10
>>685280638
Fuckable/10
>>685281060
4/10
Ylyl Ylyl
>>685281790
>>685281790
I'm bored
>>685281593
>>685282171
I would like to thank you for this bounty
>>685282264
you're welcome anon
>>685282315
Little do you know it was I
Anyone have moar of this pawg?
Are you kidding me? I got a whole set of her, but won't give it out unless you get trips.
>>685280124
Let the games begin. Who is she?
>>685279977
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>>685280477
I got dub 7s 3 times. That's gotta count for something. At least another pic of her.
>>685279977
bumping. hope you get trips, OP
>>685279977
>>685280277
>>685280477
>>685280522
Checked. wtf is going on here?
Trips decides it's fate.
Satanic trips kills the poor thing.
Reversed satanic trips saves it.
>>685282221
plz leave snek
>>685282221
shrek snek plz
>>685282281
>>685282349
these, leave snek alon
>>685282221
Fuck it right in the pussy, praise our lord and savior Satan.
>>685282221
leave the snake.
name my band
white guilt
Le Male Feminist
3 tops and the Ginger bottoms
Wow... This is the first time, i've got so many insults to throw at a group, that i can't even decide what to write... Congrats man, i'm utterly speechless..
Johnny and the Queers
ITT: WE BUILD THE UNHOLY EMPIRE OF /b/
>>685281066
No.
>>685281066
You are a fucking faggot
>>685281066
bow down to me
Time to be a peasant
bored in army staff duty my partner is sleeping what do /b/
kill self
>>685276935
let him /b/
im so fucking tired havent slept in 23 hours
why is he sleeping on a pool table? heavy night of celebrating your freedoms?
Timestamp or faggot
Yey or Ney that Male Chastity Cages are rapidly becoming one of the most popular male sex toys?
my fiancee and I love the birdlocked mini my penis is locked in because is prevents me from masturbating which means the only way I get to cum is her vagina, which means I need her sex 4-5 times a week. she LOVES the attention i give her to get sex now. I rub her barefeet, lotion her feet, suck her toes, rub her back and thighs, i make my oral session on her pussy last twice as long.
This little plastic caged locked on my penis has given us a sex life that none of our
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>>685270374
Fucking kill yourself
>>685270483
when i have to pick between being lonely like you or caged, i picked caged every time
as i said, it;s really not that bad. i still get sex about 4 times a week. it's just the random erections i miss out on these days and fapping
sex>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fapping...
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bump for female feet and male chastity
god tier fetishes OP
I want to be in chastity but not allowed to cum at all with it off
>>685271119
my gf makes me stay locked up an extra week if I really piss her off (2 weeks of cum backedup in your balls is torture, most males have never felt this in their life) if i only slighyly miss her off she lets me cum in my chastity cage: she rubs the cage with her lotioned barefeet, gives my cage a blowjob(the worst, just feeling her pursed lips and saliva giving that piece of palstic the pleasure and not my erect cock just rustles my jimmes, or pegging me) all get the cum out and make life a bit more comfortable, but they do nothing for what an orgasm does to relax your mental state, if anything being forced to cum in your cage and having to wait another week for her to unlock it is way way more frustrating to your penis and your mind.
>it's only a matter of time before more females lock these things on their males. the perks they get are absurd. and if your gf is not enough, you're going to at least try it, and you fucking know it. these guys that act like they'd dump a girl even for suggesting a chastity cage are definitely /pol/ virgins.
What headphones is /b/ using?
pic related just picked up this sick ass headset
AKG master race reporting in
>>685277458
>le gaymen headset
why??
pic related. just replaced the silver pads with black pads to my dt770's.
Ones from the pound shop, had them about four years.
>>685277458
Audiotechnica ADH-PDG1, got them on advice from an audiophile friend for a quality pair of open back cans that arent like 300 bucks.
Nice sound and mic clarity, sits comfy on your head and being able to hear most stuff going on around me is mostly good (for example my phone alerts or people talking)
As an added bonus, it definitely sounds less 'artificial' with an open back and loud sounds arent as harsh
>>685277779
fucking forgot pic
fb fap
>>685278918
More of her please.
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>>685279257
A or B
if i need to then id choose B
Vaginas are pretty gross on a good day, so B obviously.
>>685277912
Both
>>685277912
B, every time.
>>685277912
A
Always go with pussy, no matter what. If you stick your dick in her, and she grunts like a man when you fuck her, that would be fucked up, but make your best effort to make the man body scream like a woman. Gotta have goals.
Imagine your dick, make the him, scream like a girl?
![6879c6fae665af59439bc9688386f170[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b2enAKS.jpg "6879c6fae665af59439bc9688386f170[1].jpg")
Give me one good reason why you want to vote for Hillary Clinton?
Protip: You Can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY 77j6uBHI
because i'm sure as hell not voting for trump
/thread
>>685273577
good sheep, obey your CNN/MSNBC overlords.
>>685273460
>>685273577
why not anon?
you know hes the right choice deep down
>>685273460
there arent any
>>685273637
Good sheep, obey your Fox News overlords.
huehuehue i can do it too huehuehue
Trump is a meme. It's fucking sad that the only reason he is so popular is because people think it's cool and edgy because facebook distorts trending topics. They know full well you retards will pledge your soul to whatever gets you the most likes and upvotes. Just sad
Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Britfag Maki Claimed.
Good morning all.
>claiming yume
Kotori claim breakfast Edition
