I can't wait until Tuesday when Hillary Clinton makes history and becomes the first female president of the US
>>710516498
She's going to be involved in a murder/suicide with Huma this weekend.
>>710516520
Seems fitting that the graph looks like anal beads.
YLYL kinda funny, but not too funny edition
Meetup thread. If any of the last three digits in your post match the last three of someone else in your area code, you must fuck. If dubs/trips/etc; sex and you must post pics.
518
305/954
510 BAY AREA
>>710511948
206/425 here.
Can you solve this? Please no arguing.
>>710515691
its 15 dickless
go back to Facebook you fag
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Reasons why you're voting for Hillary on Tuesday?
>>710515625
because he's not trump
>>710515625
she's obviously more qualified and actually has an the intelligence for the job unfortunately
>>710515625
>posters: 1
Come on, nigger. I'm all for dumping Trump, but this shit needs to stop. On both sides.
>>710515625
she isn't a child that throws tantrums
New Celeb thread
>>710514144
>>710514242
Mmm, Emmy..
The most pervert thing you've done.
-Hey /b
I was thinking today, its been really long since i've done anything perv. dont know if I grew up or what, but I used to be really perv before.
What 've done so far:
-I once stayed at my cousins place, I stayed in her room on another bed (I was 15, she was 10). She is/was a really heavy sleeper, so I masturbated next to her, got up and toched her mouth with my penis, Im still sooo amazed she didnt woke up. I came on a sock and smeared some of my jizz on her lips and cheecks. Felt really scared that she would notice next morning, but she didnt.
-Same cousin, diferent place, we were sleeping on a bunker bed and I slowly started to undress her, striped my pants, and masturbated on her face again, she sliped one of her legs outside the bed and so I masturbated on her bent knee, I smell her pussy and touched her ass, yes, she never woke up, I didnt jizzed on her this time tho, felt like I crossed a line there, hahaha.
- I also have stolen many underware from my female friends (And my cousin also), I would always steal 2, one for keeping and the other one I would return after I've already cummed one em.
I've also have groped many female drunk friends, havent been caught so far.
Thats the top of my mind, I think I have masturbated on my cousins clothes more times in the past but I dont remember very well. Havent done anything like that in a while, not really sure why (I always wonder if my cousin is still such a deep sleeper as before huh)
So /b, Im sure you have done way more pervy things than I have. Have you?
Good pervert. Like to hear more
>>710507513
when I was between 10 and 15, my latina babysitter (se was 18 ) was use to make me eat her pussy.
I sometimes go out at 3 am or so to steal panties. Honestly flats have a higher chance of having exposed panties than most houses
>>710508003
Nothing more? She would never blow you at least?
Cute Faces thread
>>710512400
She has a nice face, her ass is disgusting thou
>Cute Faces thread.
Am I being trolled?
>>710512400
Am i cute b?
Every day until you want one.
I'm going to keep a platypus thread up every day until all of an wants to own a puggle for cuddles.
>>710515191
Day 1: I don't want a platypus yet
>>710515217
Sounds like you need more platyfacts and pics.
Platypus's store fat in their tails like reptiles.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efw
>>710515191
Day 468
Still want one.
>tfw no platypus
pics you're not supposed to share
its ok if u don't show their face that's not the intent of the thread
>>710515773
i made a webm really i did
He's voting for Clinton. Why aren't you?
>>710492909
Don't live in the us
>>710492909
Because I don't want a nuclear war with Russia.
Because Gary Johnson is on the ballot.
>>710492909
I am not a cuck.
>The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter
Roll wizards! And let your wand choose you!
roll
>>710508934
Rowling
roll
reroll
b/ what is your fetish?
A girlfriend
>>710506499
Feet. Especially in high heels
ah i'm a religion fetishist.
meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.
essentially, i want a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.
Having a dick in my throat and my nose in the guys pubes. Tasting and smelling his cock makes me so hard.
Riggity Rekt Thread
>>710511072
bump
Fuck this shit im out
bump
bump
Nigger hate thread. The current year edition.
>>710512904
kek
Need some good pranks to fuck up my roomates
Mostly harmful, but also ninja as fuck please
It's also fine to cause medical problems
Help me /b/ pls
Bump pumb
>>710511147
Tell them you're happy and then surprise them by killing yourself.
>>710511351
I'd rather see them dead tho...
>>710511147
Murder them
more like dis
When's the last time you had sex?
Last Saturday, gf lives in another city
>>710493590
about 40 mins ago ... might even go back for seconds
>>710493590
last night, so about 10 hours ago.
never
>>710490889
Let the posting continue.
The masochist still here?
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>>710504783
sauce
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