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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This is an electroejaculation/orgasmatron/inst ant ejaculation thread. Also included; fucking machines, sybians and prostate massage/g-spot massage. This thread is specifically about orgasms and their induction. I own a tens device and intend to experiment with diode configuration and quantity. Anyone else here have experience with electroejaculation/ instant orgasms? Lane ram ejaculator is what I intend to purchase. $387 Mfg sug retail price. Will also experiment with my own creations.
>>707511946
I also want to go all out. $2000+ for the pulsator IV. hope I can fit it in. It's designed for ejaculating fullgrown male bulls.
>>707512425
I also intend to buy an f-machine brand fucking machine. Any thoughts? Anything at all? I was going to get the pro model for the 6" thrust.
Really? Nobody? A board filled with pervy neckbeard basement faggots and nobody wants to jolt orgasms out at the push of a button. For shame. First and only self bump, then I let my glorious intentions fade out of history. Wussies.
I'll bump for you but im a vanilla sex man myself, i simply stick my wiener in vaginas
>>707513494
Thanks. You should give electrogenital stimulation a try. Pussy is great and all, but I have seen the light. Prostate massage can keep me peaked for >20 minutes, but takes time to prep and stimulate. I want to experiment with immediate forced orgasm.
Post your keys
Judge eachother
Hm... I'm willing to wager that you drive a car, am I correct?
>>707510336
Kee-rect
>>707510460
Oh God pun unintended
Started reading IT again a few days ago
>>707510222
2 of those car keys belong to your parents. I'm guessing the Acura is yours?
>>707510869
Slod the Acura 3 years ago. The Nissan is mom's truck. bought the fiat today. The other black one is a a stealth tt, not running of course
What's your secret gay fantasy, /b/?
What's the gayest thought you've had?
Gayest experience?
>>707510962
bump
>>707510962
i once went over a guy's place to have fun, played mortal kombat, lost, sucked his cock, got rimmed, got oil massaged and took a bath with a guy while wearing a thong.
no homo
bump
Cute anime guys characters
>>707510962
fuck more pictures of him
Roast this nigger
>>707513300
He is unfortunate enough to know you.
>>707513300
He doesn't know his father. Neither does his white mother.
>>707513586
Topkek
he looks boring i dont like him
>>707513300
He looks like someone op would fuck
You there, girl?
No I'm not.
>>707511215
Vigil on, anon! Bumping for you!
>>707511484
yes ur hot
>>707511484
fukken prove it
Bump
You run a cult and it's sacrifice season. Today's sacrifice is this girl who is to be killed at noon. How do you kill her?
The cult gets to have their way with her for being so loyal. Then the cult members go about deciding how to dispose of her before she reveals our evil secrets.
>>707510498
With kindness, duh.
Brother begin to anoint the sacrifice in LSD to begin the spiritual journey for her. She is to be purified by being bound naked. She will endure sessions of pain and pleasure while her journey progresses. Toward the end she will be have her heart cut out and continue her spiritual journey in the next life.
>>707511053
with kindness
and my dick
>>707510498
Death by Unga-Bunga
What does /b/ think of investing in silver? I have about 500 bucks lying around. I'll sell it when economy goes to shit. Good plan or retarded?
You're better off investing in bitcoin.
Lost about 50% following that retard mike maloney
Could plunge lower over the next 45 years continuously
>>707509801
it will not make as much as it could by investing in the market
but it will not run the risk of losing all value
if you need to liquidate it quickly, you'll be fucked
So you're gunna buy it for $500 and sell it for $550?
>>707510124
Bitcoin isn't backed by anything. Precious metals at least have intrinsic value.
You have 30 seconds to post a girl sexier than this
Protip: You can't.
>>707505563
Need some meat on thoes bones!
feels thread - alcoholic/alcohol abuse edition
what are you using to kill the hurt tonight, /b/?
everyone's welcome, you don't have to be a drunk like me
got some polish beer, Zywiec
alcy here but not feeling too depressed tonight so gonna ride these good waves with the help of the beer
>>707501055
good to hear things are going good, anon
this is one of my rougher nights in recent weeks so i'm a bit jelly
Bump, I know you're out there /b/ros
>>707501165
Yeah, my depressions seems to always lurkin, cigarettes for me
Vodka and lemon water for me
Please rate 1 out of 10
>>707511516
>>707511516
Will rate for timestamp
10/10
Timestamp or I don't rate.
>>707511516
1 out of 10
MOD KEEP DELETING
Ok /b/, we are humiliating Ivy
Lets just get this outta the way so people can stop shitting up the board with this.
Too many threads about defending Ivy whore. So what needs to be done to make this video explode and become a major thing for 15 minutes?
Just to make Ivy pissing herself video historically public https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcW 1iJhT2JQ, because yt will delete it, just make it to where normalfags see this piss.
Here is the video her pissing herself and exposing her wearing adult diapers and her family/whiteknights keep posting
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QUIT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS LITTLE LADY!!
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER
That is pretty fucked up. You shouldnt want do that to this girl. She is suffering enough without faggots like you hurting her more
I ain't no white knight but reported because raids and personal army requests are for faggots like op and you.
>>707511598
This
Bullying her is wrong
>>707510487
Good job mods
On/Off Thead
Post ya bests anons!
>the ass was phat
>>707508201
More of this chick, post a nude with her face
>>707508642
Wow, she's gorgeous! And thoes tits are amazing!
>>707508201
>>707508642
both gorgeous, anyone moar?
Aroused by this one, feel sorry for her, and skeeved out by her "job" all at once.
Muslims believe the Qur'an is the perfect, eternal word of the creator of the universe.
Trips decides which text is the real perfect, eternal word of the creator of the universe.
This is the only true word
"CUNTYSHITFUCK"
Trips Go!
Nigger
im not sure if its a book or whatever it is, but that chinese star shit. astrology, thats it.
The twilight saga
Battlefield Earth
Name one type of thread that you think should be banned to make /b/ great again.
I'll start: FB fap.
>inb4 this thread
>>707513207
Fuck, marry, kill threads, or any variation thereof
faggy dick rate threads
Porn threads.
They slide all the unique content and there are lots of porn boards.
>>707513207
It's the threads that ARE banned that would make /b/ great again.
Unban everything.
>>707513207
This asshole (pic very related)
HERES WHAT WE KNOW FAGGOTS
>In 2009 a girl goes missing
>This video gets created in 2009 and goes unnoticed by YouTube and the billions that view the site
>Video just recently gets made popular
>Mother/family/friends of the girl who went missing say this looks and sounds just like her
>Police are investigating
>Police get a tip of someone by the name Michael Ausloos
>Police
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Why the fuck is there a sudden surge of these threads? Three or four in the last twenty minutes.
I'm assuming you just can't stop posting.
That aside, I think it's a coincidence (lookalike) or someone's trying to buff the hoax.
>>707511218
youtube link or it didn't happen
>>707511791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FwkLNvad5w
Anyone wants to fap to rapey videos with me on rabb.it?
>>707511791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7RWhrkPkp0
warning Analysis
Lets you get a groove you lose thread. Post you funky/ good beats or songs and reply to the post you lost to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPv 6HlLs7CI
sad bump
>>707508641
DO YOU KNOW ALL HE DID WAS FINGER THAT BITCH??? HE DIDNT EVEN PUT HIS DICK IN HER
>>707508641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n2VC45-88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChCHfJoo9CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S77zUWqawag
You know what to do.
literally 5 minutes ago on /soc/
>>707513799
Post something you fucking cuck wankstain
>>707514835
I posted the first file after first post, cumdrop
They're called Rekt threads newfag
winterfags
>>707512867
>Fukked Up thread
subtle b8
>>707512867
What happened?
>>707514291
He shot himself.
>>707514451
Lol how?
when did you guys realize western countries should welcome refugees?
>>707506757
years ago. It's common sense really.
Norway should start taking in refugees from the humanitarian crisis of Sweden.
>>707506757
>western countries
What's wrong with fleeing a country or 2 away from where they're from and working to change the unrest that caused them to flee in the first place? Why do they have to travel half way around the world and never go back?
Canadian here.
At least our refugees want to contribute and have legitimate sponsors
Atlantic's too big for a shitty little overcrowded boat to cross in one piece
>>707506757
you traitorous bastord!
that's the situation: it's more than a 1 year I hurt my tooth, from time to time, especially when I eat nutella on the right side.
My dentist has nothing to do with my problem, at first he told me "you have a receding because you can not brush your teeth", then a few months later he said "you're wrong brush teeth, there's dirt, it's your fault, I can do nothing "
at the last appointment, he just told me "brush your teeth from red to white, vertical"
great, but it's not that that will solve the problem
here
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You have toothstone, it has to be removed by a dentist
Top chubby out of zozzle
Step up your rotten tooth game OP.
Internal bleeding. Sign on tooth cancer.
You can prevent it by consuming homemade turmeric juice
>>707509139
why let it get that bad?..
