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Goddamn.
Today has sucked and I need to vent
>Been depressed
>Roommate who owns home thinks I'm against him
>Tell him I'm not and that I'm depressed
>Tells me he's tired of the fact I have friends
>Hates that I date and get laid
>Says that I'm holding him back
>Blames me for his DUI
>Tell him
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Catfish him as your ex-wife, get him to take a picture of him putting a kingsize sharpie up his ass, and post them here.
Just let it go. I hope all improves, but unless he starts the fight, don't do anything. Just move on.
ouch dude, this kind of thing usually blows over, but i guess him doing the deed with your ex kind of seals the deal. dont destroy him, take the high ground. get another place to live ( i would stay in a hotel as it is a short notice situation ) you probably have a job already so i would just keep on gradually building up what you have. you dont need him in your life. you never have, fuckem.
>>767993302
That is actually not a bad idea. He left his email open once and he had several messages about sucking dick on craigslist. Been thinking about sending those to his parents.
>Get home from work
>Walk in see gf and this
wat do?
>>767995926
Find something else i have already seen this a dozen times, good girl
Ask my gf why an interracial couple is having sex in our house?...
>>767995926
Get over it and find a GF thats not a whore ?
Probably just game until shes done
>>767995926
Shoot her and the nigger
Go make ramen
post cute girls
>>767993963
Hey /b/, I'm just wondering how "neet" everyones rooms are. that's it. good day chaps.
>>767992403
is that your bathroom?
why not both, we know that your office is clean.
>>767992496
yeah man, looks great huh?
looks a little cramped but cozy.
>>767992403
Heathen.
oof
Hey /b/ help us name our band.
>>767988168
Has Beens and Never Was'es
>>767988168
Fag and the Faggets
8 get
>>767988168
The Embodiment of Dingleberries
>>767988168
Alice In Chains
>>767988168
Hopeless Hygiene
Yeah so worst day of my life, I found out from a reliable source my dick is smallish... so I took a pic without cheating to ask since im
pretty pissed off about it, how small am I exactly? Workable small? or jump of a fucking cliff small.
fml
I mean, I'd fuck you.
>>767995790
Youre fine. If anything worry about your muscles your scrawny as hell
>>767995854
men would fuck anyone zzzz
>>767995790
Idunno. How long is it in inches
Looks average to me tho
>>767995790
Might be small in length, but looks pretty thick in girth. You're all gucci mate. Girth is infinity more important.
Where do I find more of this qt. Sauce please
Wherever they store retarded niggers.
His name is elfslut, his BF is broccolibutt.
/users/broccolibutts/videos/public
put that after pornhub,com
They're both on tumblr, certain other board, and drop by /b/ occasionally.
Really nice people who live in Sweden.
A real inspiration for wannabe fags like me=)
/b/ I'm hooked on the sissy fetish, how do I escape this? have any of you escaped it? have any of you just went down the rabbit hole? what do?
>>767996088
get a jar and put something fucking disgusting in it. like eggs and let them spoil a bit. or sardines, whatever kind of thing repulses you. keep it by your computer. every time you catch yourself indulging in your fetish, open the lid and take a big whiff.
it takes a little self discipline, but you might be able to build up a negative association.
either that or you'll just incorporate it into your feitsh and it'll get even weirder, like you'll start looking for sissy scat, or rubbing...
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>>767996737
Jesus I hope the second part doesn't happen
>>767996879
alternatively, you could use pain. keep a rubberband around your wrist at all times, and when you catch yourself, snap that bitch as hard as you can. or use a razor and give yourself a small cut. something that you actually dislike enough to get a proper result.
>>767997022
that's a better plan
NIGGER HATE THREAD
You are white trash
>>767995588
And people wonder why Mike Brown got blasted. Kek
"Black men"
>>767995722
who's the one top left?
Left side is Haiti (95% Nigger) and right side is the Dominican Republic (only 11% Nigger)
Post girls wearing glasses nude
This?
You.. do remember what THIS does, right?
This.. fucking KILLS the white race.
This is genocide. White, genocide.
Good.
I'm mulatto myself. We're not bad people. Perfect skin complexion.
Also, ridding both race populations of inbreeding depression by introducing more genetic diversity is a good thing.
>>767998098
Your mother just couldn't resist, could she?
>>767998098
MUTT PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!
boys im high as fuck I need a comfy thread
>pic unrelated
>>767996842
lmao
Why do junkies enjoy living shitty lives on the streets? How can you be content this way?
>>767996279
fuck off and die, cunt. you'll never understand.
>>767996279
they enjoy the junk, dumbass.
>>767996279
Number of reasons, pure laziness, grew up in poverty so they can tolerate it, addiction ... etc etc
>>767996315
Help me understand? I just don't get it, there's this one junkie in particular that I keep seeing on the streets, this person has potential to live a better life, they aren't crippled, why live on the cold dirty streets getting high all the time?
>>767996279
dont give a fuck about anything but getting high
Why don't you own a gun?
cuz rulez
Lost them all in a boating accident.
Because I don't live in the shithole named America, where you need a .50 cal machine gun to fight off feral niggers trying to kill you every second of the day
>>767997769
I'm Canadian and I don't hunt.
I don't own a gun, I own several.
Prized possession is s K98k used by a Einsatzgruppen soldier to execute Jews.
new fb/ig fap thread
>>767997856
Moar
>>767997590
More
>>767997872
you like hannah?
Anyone interested?
How the fuck do you find your passion, please explain as easily understandable as you can
>>767991638
passion is feeling. I take yearly trips to Detroit's no go zones and hunt niggers.
Expand on stuff you do/want to do in your free time, you don't have to choose from the list of acceptable hobbies for it to count. Also trying new experiences might give you more of an idea of what type of things you enjoy, even if it's by ruling out things you don't
>>767991638
It's what you want to do but can't in 90% of cases
But basically its something you're willing to suffer for.
>>767991638
>guys, i found... a bugged online store! $0
>>767991638
Sorry mate. Once you loose your passion it can not be retrieved. For this you are doomed to dwell in angst and misery for the rest of your remaining days while feeling empty and unsatisfied. Slowly you will loose what little remains of your will to live and all the joy and passion around you just makes it worse. In the end, as the last ray of light dimms out inside you, you go insane. You will probably just end up killing your self but there is a good chance that before that happens, you will take those close to...
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please rate my balls
28 male
cali
:)
that shit stain doe
>>767992384
it’s not a “shit” stain it’s a streak mark there’s a difference. it’s just a mark, man. i have old underwear lol
>>767992306
Either that's one pronounced epididimis.. or you have bollock cancer bruh
>>767992432
i’ve has swollen balls and ball “area” my whole life haha
Poop stain / 10
all hail queen lia
>>767991397
>>767991644
bump
>>767991397
Does she breathe?
If so, she's no queen.
>>767992301
wait what?
Friends that you want to fuck. You fap everyday to your friend? Show her here and tell us about it.
This is GF of my friend, and my friend as well. Every day I lust her, I fap to her and want her.
>>767993984
>>767993984
I get where you are coming from. She is beautiful.
