What's the worst injury you've ever had?
A broken heart.
sliced my forearm on the underside of a filing cabinet at work. Was told the drawers were locked so when I picked it up off the van it slid open and took a chunk of my arm out. Scar is all that's left. Pic incoming
>>704307207
here is pic. Left a gnarly looking scar
either when I broke my leg, or when, as a toddler I burned my arm on coffee.
Drawthread: Saturday edition!
Can someone make me a totodile with a skull and crossbones bandana?
>>704306480
with rukia*
>>704306480
>>704306530
Nobody do
Can someone draw lewds of her?
Rule 34, no exceptions
i got a hard one for you, god fucking mother earth, is there any of that?
>>704311616
does this count?
>>704311616
Closest thing I got anon
I need reaction pics
ASAP
Trips get nudes
Fuck it, I've got nothing better to do
Saving up, anything usefull I can do with it?
Also trips decides
y tho
>>704309742
drink it, like our hero bear grylls does.
Chug them all.
Pretty good stink bombs. Wait til they get like a white powder inside the bottles near the bottom. Then they are ready.
FB Fap thread. The last one 404'd quickly
female fetish thread. shaved, stubbly, or hairy
>>704300418
You fucked up
stubble makes me hard
>>704300418
>>704300591
indeed. *ARMPIT fetish thread. fixed.
>>704300714
me as well
Celebs...
>>704293149
She looks really young, how does she have cataracts
>>704293809
No cataracts.
CRINGE THREAD: You Cringe You Lose edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU
>>704305066
Lost within 30 seconds.
>>704305066
One smooth nigga.
>>704305066
ALPHA
AS
FUCK
>>704305066
fuck
lost
You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
Roll to see which items you get.
>>704302064
Roll
Roll
Rolling to survive!
i was gonna cum to one of my exes but then i realized how selfish i was being by not sharing. all these are my exgfs/hookups. roll and get nudes.
99 gets their choice.
>>704308525
Rollando for 00
44 get
>>704308686
Reroll
>>704308698
Take 2
Deutscher Faden
#Krebsausgabe
Wir schaffen das?
Heute schon 2l getrunken.
Rasen schon gemäht?
Warum um die uhrzeit hie rund nicht woanders?
>>704300450
>Wir schaffen das?
die rebellion wird uns recht geben
>Heute schon 2l getrunken.
jo. aber nur nichtalkoholisches.
>Rasen schon gemäht?
ja, eier schon rasiert
>Warum um die uhrzeit hie rund nicht woanders?
geld sparen. gestern schon hart gesoffen
>>704300450
>Warum um die uhrzeit hie rund nicht woanders?
und du?
>>704300450
>Wir schaffen das?
Immer fest dran glauben... egal wie beschissen die Lage ist
>Heute schon 2l getrunken?
Ja, Tee
>Rasen schon gemäht?
Ne
>Warum um die uhrzeit hie rund nicht woanders?
Erkältet etc
>Tod den Krebsen!
Reportiere ein.
ass thread #2
>>704307922
They call it "creep" for a reason, you spectacularly lonely sperg.
No amature Asian thread? I am disappointed in you, /b/.
BUMP
OP dont open a thread without uploading own content...
otherwise this will be my last one...
ALRIGHT /B/ASTARDS, SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE!
2/2 you got somewhere to be just whenever this thread ends?
>>704292974
not really, but I've already spent too much time in front of the computer
>>704293204
holy 11/10
It took me a few years of work, but I have nudes and videos of every one of these women.
Since I had to work so hard at it, you need to work for it to.
QUADS gets all of the nudes. I will dump them here.
Good luck.
Nudes from the old lady and we believe you
>rolling
>>704306233
Of course you do. Why would u even lie
Post a little taste for proof
fuck my life. story time.
>i, 28 yo male, was visiting with family
>meet niece, 11, first time
>day is good, food is had, sleep is restful
>next day, informed by sister that niece has huge crush on me
>ok? idgaf lol
>"anon just take her on one little date, i don't want her first experience liking a guy to end in rejection"
>refuse, but sister gets whole family in on it, badgered constantly
>fuck it, whatever but only if sister comes
fast forward to date night
>take girl to restaurant, is super awkward because she's staring O_O at me the whole time
>sister orders really expensive food knowing i was planning to get the check, fuckn bitch
>take them home, phew, not in jail
>sister calls later talking about second date
>dafuq, not part of the plan here!
>"but anon, you'll break her heart"
>mom even tells me i need to do this
>ohgoddamnit.jpg
fast forward to second date
>go to pick them up
>it's just niece this time
>take her to zoo, decide to just take her home
>she wants to go out to eat again
>Nope
>explain that i'm too old, we can't be together etc
>she's crying her eyes out
>can't take her home like this because it would mean trouble
>... sigh. take her to restaurant, then? yeh.
>sitting in restaurant with little girl
>people are staring
>she keeps trying to hold my hand and kiss me
>this is my life now?
>this is apparently my life right now
>order her some lava cake
>she is content for about 5 minutes
>starts trying to feed me the lava cake
>-__-
>finally get to take her home
>no idea how the fuck the police never showed up
>phone rings
>sister
>pretty much blackmailed into date 3, taking her to buy clothes at a place called Zara
yeah apparently i'm just dating my niece now
probably will be posting from jail sooner or later
what the fuck
how did life become this
i'm thinking about just skipping state
>>704296221
Zaras the fucking scum of the earth. They are responsible for shutting down so many independent fashion labels. Fuckin vultures. Watch netflix and chill.wiyh her instead. I recommend watching The Notebook
>>704296221
Why is your family so bent on making you an incestuous pedophile?
>>704296746
yeah i'm not gonna fucknig netflix and chill
i won't even take her near my apartment because i don't want people seeing me taking a little girl in my apartment wtf
tasty cocks thread
damn
this one looks better anyway
WINRAR BY TWO SECONDS
>>704302631
that would be insane
I wish this fat fly bastard would stop pestering me
Daily reminder that she's going to win.
At this point, it's only a matter of who's already butthurt about it, and who's already welcoming our new Madam President.
Thanks for Correcting the Record!
>>704294632
>not realizing she's already dead
>>704294632
