New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>693492401
Stop posting this stale crusty old meme, you degenerate summerfag cock-sucker.
>>693492723
Found the actual summerfag
Draw thread
>>693509832
Gomen
>>693505107
They made me do it
>>693505112
https://youtu.be/fdxLohjwhoQ
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>>693505149
Now u
>>693510106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoA1vG5CYN (embed)
Also have a really bad lisp that I force myself not to show.
not durst
>>693509128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lh0gaK40yD
10/10 noice one m8
>>693510004
okay now sing some lullaby .
OW NO BETTER
Can you try to speak french? that'll be awesome ahah
Also ,request?
>>693500222
Holy fuck I'm late to the thing but Delete's voice
CRACKHEAD TALES!
I'll go first.
>work at cinema
>enter crackhead couple
>obviously total scumbags, look almost homeless
>woman seems near enough sober, maybe had a couple of drinks, but crack/heroin has destroyed her face
>the guy
>the guy....
>absolutely 100% out of his mind on heroin or some other strong opiate
>pic related, only he was more visibly drawn-out from drugs
>they approach the till next to mine being manned by a fat bitch that I hate but that's beside the point
>they ask to see the conjuring 2
decent film btw, acting is pure and total cringe but it will definitely shit you up if you watch it loud
>anyway
>next showing isn't for an hour
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses
CONT
>>693484009
>as I said, their next showing isn't for an hour so I say nothing and they leave the cinema to go shoot heroin or something before their film starts
>go into managers office, tell them what happened, and ask to see security footage
>it couldn't be more perfect
>just as he takes the bag and is putting it into his jacket he looks up and makes eye contact with the security camera
>this guy could be on a poster of what shoplifting looks like
>you stupid nigger
>hour or so later, they come back
>"yo mate can I have a word?", I say in a slightly hushed voiced, beckoning him over to the counter
>trying to hide my erection as I anticipate a good old crackhead-kickoff
>"uhhhhhbluhhhh yeah man sure"
>slumps his way over to the tills
>he's even more wasted than before
>"so about those sweets?"
>woman, who is now clearly intoxicated, starts to be all like "what are you on about?"
>before he can finish her sentence, wasted guy cuts her off
>"shut the fuck up you bitch" sharp as fuck, out of nowhere
>mfw
>she has done nothing wrong
>he grabs a handful of dirty ass-pennies out of his pocket and asks how much
>"£3.40"
>cinema prices are toppest of keks in the UK, don't know about you other faggots
>"fukkin hell"
>he doesn't have enough
>manager has in this time been notified of the crackhead bandits arrival and has approached the till
>he says "oh if you can't pay for them then we'll have to just refund your tickets and we can pay for it out of that"
>"oh yeah sure cool"
>>693484175
CONT
>we refund the tickets and give them the money minus the amount they had to pay for the sweets
>they both look confounded
>"we payed £x.XX, wtf"
>"yeah that's the £X.XX minus the £3.40 for the sweets you took"
>.....
>..........
>cogsturning.avi
>"okay well can we have another two tickets for the conjuring then?"
>they clearly will not have enough money...
>manager explains the whole thing and slowly it sinks into crackhead ladies head
>they aren't seeing this movie today
>she EXPLODES out of nowhere into a fit of rage at crackheadguy
>absolutely screaming
>"YOU FUCKING JUNKIE CUNT ALL THIS FOR SOME ROLO'S WHAT A FUCKING JOKE"
>there are kids with their parents at the cinema
>she's still going
>mfw
>crackhead guy is at this point literally just staring into space wondering where the fuck he is
>is not listening at all
>me, manager, and three other members of staff are just stood there
>Watching this spaced out junkie pay absolutely no attention to crackhead bitch going apeshit into his ear
>he looks a mixture of serenly content, and in nightmarish agony
>after 20 seconds or so manager starts asking them to leave the building or the police will be called
>crackhead woman storms out, screaming the whole time
>crackhead guy regains consioucness after a minute or so
>slowly turns his head to me
>no joke
>"uhhhh two for the conjuring please"
Bümp
>>693484575
>>693484175
>>693484009
i enjoyed OP
Teens teens teens
mods mods mods
>>693506195
>>693506282
that was quick
>>693506282
fags fags fags
ylyl bread?
Ok but you have to watch this once again in your life https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ or your mother will die
Still not going to directly reply, even to save my mother's life...who's dead.
Also, your ylyl sucks. Try starting it then others MAY join in.
>>693495952
not laughing
.
THE COLOR WAR CONTINUED!
GO /B/ GO!
green to red
>>693517066
blue kills the red.
blue takes red
Red to blue
Disturbingly bad YLYL thread. Lowest keks ONLY
Being a patriot means nothing when you wouldn't stand a chance against the most powerful assembly of Islamic warriors who are more willing to die than you are willing to live.
America is doomed.
>>693495079
What is a drone strike?
0/10
>>693495079
agreed holy shit who is that tank?
>>693495079
>Because war is fought with fists
>>693495079
must be why isis loses ground everyday even to other weak sandniggers
we post pics of girls we know and anon says what they would do to them
>>693511257
tie her up and slap her clit until she begs for me to stop.
>>693511257
Still here
Pics you saved or shouldn't share, part 8433570973
>>693513120
More of this chick?
This grill please
The War has begun.
Pick a side, Blue, Green, Red, or Gold, and roll for them.
GO /B/, GO!
>>693508737
Rolling for Green.
Blue
>>693508737
blue again
reeeeeeeed
Good old fashioned cringe thread
god is real
>>693508392
Hillary Clinton is a criminal
>>693508392
Donald Trump is a god.
>>693508392
OP is a faggot
>>693508392
Niggers are fucking retarded
Pics you shouldn't share and pics you saved cont.
Anyone have snapchat wins?
New shota thread. Also, join!
>>693502322
Add bisole
Oliver_oswyn add me
Roll trips and i'll give the password to this
https://privnote.com/nfjW6wxS
gang
Roll
Reroll
Rollerino
Explain a film plot badly:
I'll start.
>A young man quits his job, steals a jack and hangs out with a homeless girl and her pet.
> a teenager discovers he has magical powers and that he has to save the world by dying or everyone else he loves dies.
>A guy fights a pretty big guy
>>693480098
Harry Potter
>Teenager is sick
>not actually sick
>Skipping school
>Hangs with friends
>TWIST AND SHOUT
Why are African Americans against Trump? To my knowledge he has not said anything negative towards them. Maybe i missed something?
>>693484954
>NAME ONE RACIST THING HE HAS SAID
>NAME ONE
>YOU CANT, BRAINWASHED IDIOT
he says racist shit all the time and blacks dont hate mexicans so why would they vote for an anti mexican political platform?
>>693485310
>anti mexican
We has trump said no mexicans?
>>693485310
By the way they talk i assumed he did. I always hear them say he's going to deport them and i think to myself the mexicans not african americans. Then again maybe he could keep the good ones.
Beacuse he´s making America great again.
Can´t stump the Trump, faggots.
pics you shouldnt share v4
op of this, please post more
>>693501599
>pics of random girls from the internet that have been saved and reposted on 4chan over and over and over and over
>v 1.6 billion
r34 thread.
Moar of this bitch
