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Waifuism thread, The Restoration
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining
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Best waifu and most beautiful waifu claimed
https://youtu.be/cGbP2y7Obas
>QOTT
Yup.
>>684142790
nope!!! never killed anyone
>unlike i, *le edgy katana stab*
Rule 34 thread
Roll for /b Name
>>684143469
and Op is Trigger Tard kek
>>684143469
rolling Anon Mate
Cmon give me somthing good.
>>684143469
rolling fags
>>684144424
pajeet trap kek
>fuck pajeet bait
Just ordered a pizza that has driver instructions of "Put a meme in the box"
Curious to see what they will do
>Didn't screenshot the driver instructions because I confirmed the order first like a fucking idiot.
Bumping for intestest.
bump
bumpadumpawumpagumpaschooblybooblydooblydoo
I think it should give the details in the confirmation email you receive.
>>684144011
true story jeopardy teen
Lets go
What?
I'm guessing this is a creepshot thread?
>>684143781
>>684143529
give me your best slav squats
I want this to live
>>684142454
then help me /b/rother
Guys these shrooms grow in my front yard every time after rain, any professional shroomsters know if they are poisonous?
Nah man, you should totally put them into your pizza, they are perfectly edible and delicious if cooked right.
>>684142402
cook it and give it to a dog, if it is dead, they are fine.
If you ate it you'd most likely have diarrhea and maybe some food poisoning but thats all.
>>684142402
Just make sure you wash them first and you should be fine
Those look poisonous
What's the weirdest/creepiest/darkest/funniest shit you've ever seen on 4Chan?
>this
>>684143790
Normies usially creep me out
>>684143790
top this
>>684144026
Creepy, if I was home I could upload screenshot but someone on /b/ was dating my sister and uploaded here nudes.
moar like dis
ITT: Why marriage is fucking retarded
Because you can end up shackled to some shit tier human being and the only way to get rid of them is to pay for it and give them half of your material items
Sause?
>>684140833
dubs speak truth. move along.
/thread
>>684140574
Marriage is retarded because men today have zero rights, and women have all the rights.
Men still make most of the money, but when they are married the women can take it, and the men have zero recourse.
Add kids to the equation and you have a recipe for disaster.
Don't do it, dudes. The wymminz will try to coax and cajole you into it, but you must resist.
>>684140574
That webm is gross, btw. sheeeeuuut.
>ctrl+f
>no rekt thread
come on you faggots, I thought this was /b/
>>684141308
I died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
Can someone photoshop my son so that he is holding the pyramid
that head though.
>>684141209
I'm sorry for your retarded child.
Hows the start of your weekend spent alone in your bedroom going /b/??
>>684140157
My depressive thoughts have barely started creeping into my head again, but I've got plenty of booze to wash it away with, so stuff seems pretty good at the moment. How about you OP?
>>684140905
Thankfully not depressed, but got dumped by the first girl I've picked up the courage to get with in 4 years. Kinda wish we never fucked, woulda been easier to forget about her.
Well I'm driving through the Mojave desert right now...so that's kind of cool.
>>684141585
Don't drive and shitpost, you might mistype something important and come off as a newfriend.
>>684141906
Jokes on you nigga I'm in the passenger seat.
Loadout for a school shooting
http://www.innawoods.net/swf/InnaWo ods.swf
>>684141844
>.22
You are a horrible school shooter
>>684142003
k, i'm realistic. I'm not finding a LMG where i live.
>>684141844
Kids make fun of you again OP?
It's not easy being a loser faggot who no one likes
>>684141844
no cringe thread? cringe thread!
he looks pretty decent tbh
thread now poop thread
>>684141094
Jesus fucking christ what the actual fuck, how does this degenerate even exist?
>>684141094
Kill it with fire
Alright 4chan, time to check your privilege!
Singles: Disabled Trans Homosexual Person of Color
Dubs: Cis Hetero Male Person of Color
Trips: Cis Hetero White Female
Quads: Cis Hetero White Male
I've got not problem with my singles
Check out my dubs faggot.
so fucking triggered
Cmonnn
What the fuck.
Hey guys I tried this new soda and it's awesome!
Can anyone make it into a meme? lol
>Can anyone make it into a meme? lol
yes, gimme a sec
good?
>>684141341
Great job! Anyone else? :)
>>684141496
>>684140906
Is this really happening?
>>684140906
>>684141341
h
This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. You can be a millionaire and girls will still reject you because you have creepy genetics. Stay away from our women.
>>684138647
>your fault
>genetics
Pick one. Do normies even listen to themselves when they talk?
>>684138647
25 y.o asexual guy here,Im not even offended.
>>684138647
Genetics are overrated.
After I get these quads your all fapping to pic
Fapping anyways, even though OP didn't get quads
>>684142384
dafuq....
>>684142384
Wtf?
Sweet papiloma
Fuuuuuuuuck
Send DAT boi memes
