Yah dun goof'd. What does not kill Trump only makes us stronger.
The 'moose's collective action amounts to more votes for Trump, wider support, and ultimate victory. Prove me wrong newfoals.
Yawn.
>>674557010
You missed /mlp/ by a lot.
dump trump, op
>>674557010
> anti terrorists acting like terrorists
too poor to netflix and chill, any other options to watch 1080p movies?
>>674557718
>Find old lonely neighbor
>Offer to suck his dick for $8.95 a month
>Use money for netflix
>FREE NETFLIX!
btw
>underage ban
>anyone who can't afford netflix has to be underage
>real poor people don't have computers/4chan
Torrent sites like everyone else does.
>2016
>hasn't got utorrent
>actually pays for movies
Not sure if bait post.
>>674557859
So you make money and spend it on netflix....
free netflix....
ameridumb
>>674558096
Nigga you just got baited so hard.
Ask an asexual anything.
Why are you an asexual?
would you cut your dick off?
do you eat your own cum?
>>674558169
Why haven't you check your hormones by bloodwork, you fucking imbecile?
There is no possible way for a male with low prolactin and high testosterone to be asexual.
Weed story general thread. I'll start. Alright this is the first time I've told this story so listen up I'm about to tell you guys about the first time I got high what ever you're expecting you're probably wrong so just read it.
>part 1
>16 years old
>Summer
>working full time at a resort in the woods without any internet or phone access
>not really anything to do but have bonfires and get drunk or high
>I would drink but I never got high before
>I was one of the dishwasher and one of the other dishwashers smoked a CRAZY amount of weed... like a lot of fucking weed he kind of took me "under his wing" I guess but he liked teaching me about weed and shit
>me and him got on really well since we were really the only two good dishwashers
>after my shift ends he asks if i wanna drive to one of the local lookout points we called the rock
>figure it would be fun since i had fuck all else to do
>me, him and his girlfriend head out to the point and he smokes a few joints in his mothers car with the windows down so she couldn't smell it
>get to the point and he starts smoking a few more around me and i get a contact high
>he picks up on it and starts laughing his ass off
>we drive back he smokes a few more joints
>hang out in his room and after he smokes a few joints his girlfriend starts joking about how I'm getting high and i laugh about it
>eventually she starts joking about me smoking a blunt or something and then she says that she'd do a bong hit if I did
>now this guy had a 400$ bong with a honeycomb or whatever it's call, point is it was nice
>think about it for a second
>fuck it if I'm gonna get high once it was gonna be out of an expensive bong and around people I know wont talk about it
>tell her I'm in
>he asks if I'm serious and I tell him I am
>he starts getting crazy excited he saw it as a very special thing to be the person who I smoke my first bong load with especially since he was teaching me about weed like I said
Part 2.
>he goes through how to take a bong hit so that I don't cough up my lungs
>I do exactly what he says
>don't really feel much... I was expecting something more but instead I didn't feel anything
>at this point I actually kind of got frustrated and wanted to get the feeling of what it was like to be high.
>tell him I'll do another
>still nothing
>spend the next 2 hours passing joints in between us and doing more bong hits (i think we burned through 4 or 5 in that time maybe more)
>eventually I start getting the feeling of it and it was alright shit get's funnier and thoughts getting dumber
>remember i have to work at 8AM tomorrow it was like 2 in the morning
>head off to my room to sleep
>shut the door, get into bed, turn off the lights
>5 min later he shows up at my door
>"what do you want?"
>"buddy you gotta jack off"
>whatthefuck.jpg why is my friend coming to my room to tell me to jack off?
>"what?"
>"just trust me buddy do it, wank off."
>"why"
>"sex is ten times better when you're high so is whacking off"
>"whatever, okay"
>he goes back to his room
>turn on my computer and open up a video i had torrented
>jack off for about 5-8 minutes before cumming
>lay there for aobut 15 minutes unable to move for the feeling washing over me
>i have no idea to describe how it felt other than it felt like there was a current of energy was swriling and flowing all around my body
>doesn't feel good
>REALLY DOESN'T FEEL GOOD
>shesgonnablow.jpg
>just before it happens i put my hand over my mouth and try to keep it in
>first wave comes and it's a large mouthful but i keep it shut
>second wave comes and there's no keeping it all in
>vomit spills all over my cum-covered lap and into the 25 or so year old pleather chair i was sitting in
>lay in the chair looking at myself in horror
>slowly get up and crawl into the bathroom next to my room
> turn on the light any lay in the cold metal bathtub
Part 3
>still have that awful feeling all over my body
>feel incredibly cold, like no cold i've ever felt before to the point where i cant move
>lay there for about 45 minutes then it starts
>quick backstory: my friend and his girlfriend would fuck like no other. to the point where our cabin would shake and other people could both hear and feel it and they would do this for hours
>i can feel the cabin shaking
>i honestly cant remember if i threw up again but i'm pretty sure i did at least once more in the bathtub
>they fuck for what felt like an hour
>eventually it stops
>think to myself that maybe he can come and help me
>nothing for another 45 minutes
>he comes in and sees me, in my underwear with my dick out covered in my own vomit and freaks out
>"holy shit buddy what happened?"
>tell him what happened after he told me to jack off
>"jesus murphy kid and you gotta work tomorrow, here get up"
>i manage to squeak out the words through the intense cold "i-i c-c-c-can't mmmm-mm-move t-t-t-too cccc-cc-cold"
>He turns on the hot water in the bathtub
>now the hot water heater for our cabin was shit. for the first 15 minutes it would be ice fucking cold
>had to sit through it bonechillingly cold
>eventually it warms up and he pours some over me
>i warm up and start being able to move again
>he gives me a towel and i clean up in the bath
>start freaking out about how the hell im going to work at 8 AM tomorrow
>"buddy you're gonna be fine, you've had a little too much to smoke and now the ganja paranoia is setting but trust me you're gonna be fine but you need to sleep it off"
>continue freaking out
>"buddy you need to go to sleep right now"
>he leads me back into my room and i go to sleep
Part 4
>next morning he wakes me up and asks if im good to work
>not even fucking close m8
>we come up with a story to cover our ass as to why i threw up last night
>pass back out
>in the resort i worked at if you were late a bellman would come and wake you up
>tell them i cant work because i'm sick
>boss comes in to check on me and gives me the later shift from 12AM to closing
in conclusion the actual feeling of being high was alright. i haven't done it since but i think i would be open to it on occasions. there's also a story about me cleaning the chair that i threw up in and depending on how much people care i may post that one too.
Anyone lurking?
This slut (far left ) has pictures of her ass all over her fb..
She's 16
>dubs for fb profile
post them all instead
This is not the /b/ spirit faggot. I remember when we used to share this stuff...
>>674556641
i hate life . i win life.
SKINNY LOVERS
have you guys ever seen that camgirl Pumpkinspice? She is fucking hot.
>>674557973
she is fuking hot
God-Tier Music Thread
What had /b/ been jammin' to lately?
pic unrelated
>>674556625
9fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP08d4ruZ0g
youre welcome
>>674556625
these are my latest tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64liF2VuLxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlab0XVQkn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wqmh3KybI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9P7sHdVcAs
Get your jail mate here!
Why not?
>>674557586
rell
>>674558002
rerell
lets roll then
ausfags whats up?
just treated myself to some special k, anyone got some good music for me?
hows your night going?
>>674556831
Would love to toke up, but absolutely loaded with uni assignments.
hilltop hoods, the certificate, theyre an aussie hiphop band, lsten to them, theyre good as, and im going to their next concert in brisbane
>>674556831
I prefer nutrigrain
eh my nights pretty shit. As for music: As I was going to st clair by Elias and The Error. That songs pretty coolio
ITT: The perfect woman
Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man. Prove me wrong, /b/.
>Protip: you can't
>>674556809
>Diamonds are the hardest metal
crystal fucktard.
>>674556809
Drive it into a brick wall
titanium
I get pussy. I'm talking high quality puss. You better start lifting if you want to get on my level virgins. I bet the only lifting you do is from your bag of doritos to your mouth. Girls at guys like you. Me and my gym buddies call guys like you betas. You better worship me you smug little fatties. Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
>>674554875
> Girls at guys like you
> Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
Pity you're an illiterate cunt, as well as being shit at baiting people.
>>674554875
> Google 'Gym Selfie'.
> Post it to 4Chan claiming its me
> Fall backwards off my chair into piss bottle
> REEEE and cry for mommy.
op is a faggot
Holy shit I know the guy in the photo 604
Can you faggots shut the fuck up about Donald Trump for one motherfucking second?
Trump this Trump that, "Hur durr hes gonan be hitler!!!1"
And if it's not your shitty Trump you are on and fucking on about Bernie saying he's a socialist, just shut the fuck up for one damn fucking moment you fucking autistic fat sacks of shit.
You literally have to be a retarded manchild if you think 1 man alone can turn a democratic republic into a fascist state, you have no basis whatsoever and just constantly fling shit like you're a bunch of fucking monkeys, just stop goddamnit, stop.
>>674555225
To be fair, being Hitler isn't a bad thing.
>>674555225
no trump will be a gread führer
So much this OP
/AntwonLive SONGREQUEST GET IN
let's get a new faggot to raid
This guy is a fucking cock chugger.
new target pls
/murdarrar ?
yo /b/, today i discovered my sisters nudes.. she is 19 by the way.
Trips gets all 7 photos (posted in thread)
Pic related
okay, i'll bite.
is op a fag?
trips get
>>674557668
ouch
I'm lonely and never had a girlfriend. This feel gets me down every day. I'm already half way through my twenties. What do I do?
>>674556463
Why haven't you had a gf?
>inb4 white knight
Stop being afraid of everything and everyone and start taking charge of your life before you release you wasted the only spec of time you get to be alive jerking off too girls who don't care or even know you breath.
Option 1: Lower your standards
Option 2: Read the book of pook, never suffer romantic misery again
>>674556577
Because it never really happened. There are fat shits with girlfriends.
how do i block redtube or if i write redtubedotcom then it will automatic take you to a different website than redtube. How can i make that? please help
>>674556061
What operating system are you using
>>674556245
windows 10
>>674556245
windows 7 not 10
>>674556245
For Windows I know there's a hosts file in a path that's something like
C:/windows/system/drivers/etc/hosts
And you can just be like:
Site.com 127.0.0.1
Where 127.0.0.1 is what ever place you want site.com to go to
Ylyl god tier edition
>>674557142
Sup, how i can learn eng easy? It is so hard language for me rly, give me advice
>>674557149
Can i*
Fix
Bumph
kek
post girls you know, anons say how they would degrade them.
bonus for cock/cum tribute, reply for reply
>>674555684
brutal and merciless throat fucking until she passes out on my cock over and over
>>674555956
would facefuck her first a long time make her deepthrot then she is gonna ride me and i would put some fingers in her anal at the mean time, then i would make her stand on all four and force my cock in her anal rough and pump her so she screams then when im gonna cum i take my cock out and make her suck my cock to i cum in her pretty mouth
