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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
As a suicidally depressed anon anything.
As well, if you are depressed or suicidal, seek medical attention.
bumpu
What a boring morning.
I've thought about getting help but I end up doing nothing and just sit in my room wasting away
why not smile, step up and become the person you wish you were?
>>674554837
Then you need to go get help more than anything.
>>674554908
I'm not depressed because I'm not the person I want to be. Also, forcing a smile isn't exactly pleasant.
Insect thread green text or pics
Ill start
> be me 14 sister is 16
> Im sexually curious, shes the school slut
> Go into her room to tell her to come for dinner
> Shes getting pounded by this 6 ft black guy
> He notices me
> Oshit.jpg
> He grabs his shirt puts it over his dick (his dick had to e 9 inches long)
> He jumps
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>>674555211
>be me
> family reunion
> see girl iv never seen before
> 9/10 ass 5/10 tits 10/10 face kinda looks like girl in pic
> I walk over and ask hay have I seen you before
>"no what part of the family blah blah blah we talked about that sorta shit for about an hour
> She says hay can i show you...
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love fapping to my sis
>>674555692
>>674555692
>>674555692
*Incest*
helo wher is food help helpester food help helpester din´´t pring food help today
harmin lista
how unnfrotunate
>>674555600
foot help hepler help today : macaron box nammmss
my food help helpester helpested me todda
>>674556144
dmb helpester food help dint pring me food help today
tkae that lits läts
You're a Wizard, Anon!
Roll for your first spell
>>674555447
Roll
ok roll
Roool
Rell
Rooool
Roll for your Trumpfu (Yoko,get!)
>>674553058
Rolling for 4
rolling?
rollin it also can anybody tell me who is who?
>>674553058
8 or 9
There are at least 6 traps.
Can /b/ make America great again?
rollin for 97
>>674553180
Headshot
>>674553180
>no niggers pictured
ammo would be better spent elsewhere, but i'll have a little squeeze on the ole trigger OP, why not
>>674553180
no
>>674553180
STUMPED
how many of you have seriously thought about suicide?
>>674553240
Lately I've been thinking about it quite a bit, due to chronic Lyme disease -- I don't know how much longer I can take this shit
Every damn day
>>674553240
Since I was in the womb
>be me about to be born
>wrap cord around neck so I dangle like a fruit
>mom gets C-section
Life was never the same
what keeps you wanting to keep living then?
Everyday for 4 and a half years.
Still not really sure why I don't go through with it. It's probably because my parents scared me.
After fucking my girlfriend's ass again tonight, It dawned on me how much life must suck as a faggot.
Especially the faggots who never got to experiment with women before deciding they were faggots.
An ass will NEVER compare to a pussy. It's not a matter of preference or what you're attracted to, a pussy feels objectively better on your cock.
The only reason an ass feels good is the tight ass hole squeezign your dick. Once you pass the asshole though the rest of the ass is just vacant space. I have a girthy dick too, the head of your cock feels pretty
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Bumping with some faggot sex that probably doesn't feel that good.
Forgot to mention the only reason I even fuck my girlfriends ass is because she asks for it. I bet it feels decent to get fucked in the ass. But fucking ass? zZzZz lame
I had a similar thought
I'm betting the bjs are amazing though
Okay.
I also hate when my gay friend talks about how he lost his virginity at age 12. LOL
Dumb ass faggot has no idea what real sex feels like and doesn't realize he's still a virgin. Fucking an ass isn't even as good as masturbating. At least with lube and the use of your whole hand you can rub multiple spots of your cock at once. When you fuck an ass its just what ever part of your dick is passing the tight ass hole ring is the only part getting stimulated at one time.
>>674554853
jealous faggot detected
>playing some call of dooties tree
>my belly starts to rumble
>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss."
>"Anon, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!"
>"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!"
>no response
>wait a few minutes
>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy
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>>674550532
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
This meme has to die.
>>674550532
>>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
Fuckinng kek
>>674550532
Um... so now how you supposed to get tendies?
>>674550532
>call of dooties tree
>not call of dookies pees
For shame OP
She's posted here all the time but some anon was requesting more. Shall I continue?
>>674554619
are you the anon from the other thread?
Just an anon passing through
>>674554761
I'll keep dumping as long as thread stays alive. If anyone has requests let me know
>Fat VS Skinny Lexi
Discuss.
>>674553169
Where's the comparison vid?
>>674553169
I think she is hotter now.
>>674553169
She's hotter, can't stand super skinny chicks
>>674553169
goddammit female genetics, why cant you just maintain at least until 30
>>674553824
This
Roll Dubs get nude. 1 per dubs.
bump
No one wants these tits?
>>674553594
Wow. That slick jumpsuit and the horns make her look 75 lbs lighter.
>>674554215
Kek. Rolling anyways
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a cereal (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my freckle but I like my freckle. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
Fire or knife, Either will produce results
That's awful! You do not look like cereal!
You look like trail mix.
>>674554705
You do look like you faceplanted a bowl of coco pops
>>674554705
Stick your tits into a door and slam it shut on them
looks bad tbh fam
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
PERFECTION
>>674552517
PERFECTION
A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
just be yourself
the teasing will stop
this won't end well
you have nice hair
>>674554166
underage vand
Find a flaw in her
>Protip: you cant
>>674553940
her face
She can't see properly.
>>674553940
she's has a very average face
she obviously don´t swallow
>>674553940
>lemon in the ice water
not even once
Itt: Images you want printed on a shirt
Pic related
This 14yo /10 ?
>>674553029
>>674553073
>>674553029
wait what? there's no way this grill is 14, if that's the case then i'm definitely 14
>>674553216
I know her. She is.
>>674553029
instagram brah
Dubs choose which game I stream:
Cod4
GTA V (modded)
Bioshock
Blacklight Retribution
Brutal Legend
CS:GO
Darksiders
Dirt Rally
Hitman:Absolution
Tomb Raider
Zeno Clash
The Crew
Test Drive Unlimited 2
GAME OF THE YEAR 420BLAZEIT
I have some more, but you'll have to wait for me to dl/install, which shouldn't take a lot
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sophos 7
>>674553522
Nobody cares faggot
>>674553522
gtfo /b/
>>674553601
>>674553660
So edgy... Some people actually might be interessted
>>674553762 No, nobody fuckin cares what OP plays just fuck off and kill urself in the live stream fag OP
>>674553522
GTA 5
>be 19
>invite 19 yo bitch from tinder over to my apartment at 23pm
>damn shes nice 10/10 would fuck in the ass
>watch movies, talking, eating crackers with cheese
>made eye contact several times, even when not talking
>movie is done keep talking till 6 in the morning
>more sexy eye contact, foot flirting, laughing
>"jesus
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>>674553555
should have said to stay when she asked you to drive her home
>>674553555
FRIENDZONED
When all fails...
RAPE
>>674553684
yeah but she was all like "I've got work later so have to get some sleep"
should probably have asked her way earlier
>>674553909
still got her on tinder? message say it was fun do it again blah blah
