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Celebrity Fap Time!
>>675280848
>2016
>not owning a gun
Whats your excuse for being a submissive little pussy fart?
>>675281149
>being an Eurofag
>>675281366
Thats unfortunate, enjoy your countries blatant disregard for its peoples safety to promote the cuck lifestyle.
>>675281149
>implying it would change anything if you had a gun at the moment of the explosion
I know this is bait but yeah,
A gun would totaly counter a hidden bomb belt you're so right. 'Murica
>>675282159
This
/b/ Your are my last hope...
>be me
>created fake porn acc with original e-mail address
>they tracked my IP and are searching for me now
>wtf can I do now?
suicide is never the answer OP
but it is the question
who and why are the searching for you
>>675279645
More info OP
And don't listen to moralfags
i created my acc while I had hotspotshield turned on.
i was so dumb using my real e-mail address and one time i wanted to go to this site while thinking i was logged out but i wasn't so they have my ip now...
>>675280111
Nice trips
Why do they want to find it you?
Any one got any new pics of brussels attacks.
>>675277849
here bro
http://rider-waite.tumblr.com/
>>675277988
thx m8
>>675277988
omg haha i actually fell for that
I'm pretty sure the intelligence agencies don't want anyone having that video until they can doctor up a good one.
>>675277849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gCIQGR9PQU
Okay guys, time to make history. Goku McSuperDubs here and I never fail to roll doubles or better. You're gonna to love this--trust me.
What you're seeing right now are the aforementioned doubles. You may simply call them "dubs." Stay tuned for more.
>>675282988
im listening
>>675282988
>>675282988
Noice
>>675282988
go on
>>675282988
>doubles
TOTAL FUCKING SHIT CANCER THREAD
>be me
>living with girlfriend and her 4 girl roommates
>one is never at the house, she's been in Seattle for school and her boyfriend is up there.
>after three months she's finally back from her capstone
>tells the house that I make her feel 'extremely uncomfortable' when I'm there
>roommates tell girlfriend who tells me
>been cumming on that girl's loofa in the shower ever since
What else should I do to this girl? She's a cunt, she doesn't like my girlfriend for whatever reason. She fucks her boyfriend and shakes the house with no shame but complains when our laptop is a little too loud. We're moving out in a couple months, how do I make her feel more uncomfortable?
Don't wear clothes.
Throw her laundry in the trash.
Turn you laptop way the fuck up
>>675278671
Actually, turning the heat up on the dryer while her clothes are in there is a good idea.
>>675278503
Piss on her clothes
Text the girl's boyfriend. Tell him that you're her new anon boyfriend but she afraid to break it off.
OP here;
My girlfriend told me that she's socially awkward around her boyfriend's friends. She's been known to just run away around them because she can't even. This makes me think she's afraid of men and why I make her uncomfortable.
Hopefully this information helps
I've got a chance to buy an antique 19th century fingerbox like pic related.
£900 worth it or should I try and haggle?
Also, general fingerbox thread, faggots, get in here.
Fingerbox?
Bazinga
Nice fingerbox u got there
>>675281412
You should totally go for it man. I got one like the pic you posted and it cost me $1200. Sounds to me like your getting a good deal. Just make sure its authentic when you get to look at it in person.
>>675281412
honestly if they aren't lying about it being an antique, it might be worth more. I'm kinda doubting the authenticity though because most who get their hands on a fingerbox like that will hold on to it or ask for much more money...
What do you guys think about the Brussels bombing? ANONYMOUS need to get the guys who did this it's getting out of hand!
Look at that old perv checking out the young negro buttocks.
>>675280231
shit happens, get over it
>>675280287
I'm guessing it's the blood he's looking at? Unless she has a really nice ass?
one of my friends died on the metro today
i hate this world
>>675280506
I feel for you! What's going on is disgusting!
Continue?
>>675277313
Please
>>675277625
quite promising. let's play.
keep going....
hey b. I think I've settled on killing myself tonight. bunch of benzos and booze. it's whatever. what should I do during the day, before I peace out? I love you guys a lot, by the way
stop being a faggot and call your mom
>>675275996
I wish I could. My mom's been out of the picture for years.
>>675276198
call the next best, or the only best
>>675276447
But I'm conflicted. Because no matter how much people who claim to care about me talk to me...it doesn't change how I fucking feel. I don't mean to be a soft faggot on b. But my tank's empty, bros.
>>675274960
>bunch of benzos and booze
Yeah that's not gonna kill you.
I mean don't get me wrong, it totally can, but I have a feeling you're going to sleep for a day and a half and feel fine.
s/fur /b/ros eyy
but thats a boy with a vagin
>>675281117
i think its a fox.
>>675280832
Phew. Thread pulled back from the brink.
Amerifags explain yourselves
What even
>>675274272
long story short: kissless bronies are now old enough to vote.
>>675274272
>Amerifags explain yourselves
People vote for the candidate they find charismatic.
Republicans are intimidated by people that seem smarter than them.
That's why we got two terms of "Gee-Dub", but Romney couldn't beat the only black President, ever.
how to resolve
>>675274789
>People vote for the candidate they find charismatic.
>Republicans are intimidated by people that seem smarter than them.
This anon gets it
Please give me disturbing shit!
I can be disturbed but not easily am.
Go, b, go!
>>675276266
Don't disappoint me, b!
Also, sauce on this pic?
>>675276266
b will surely deliver...
>>675276888
>trips
>funneeee as heeeeeeeelllllll
>not disturbing
>>675276888
Spoopy trips
No porn webm thread?
Hot MILF thread, what you got?
I hope something new gets posted and not the same copy and paste bullshit from ever other milf thread
What's in my backpack, /b/?
Limbs
weed.
Head
>>675279683
Dildos u faggot
Books?
Sup b, how about a fluffy abuse thread. I'm mostly looking for the first 4 parts of this comic, I lost the first four
>>675278464
Damnn no bumps?
>>675278464
ITT: We judge people based on their desktop.
Faggots
>>675279366
Colors and Kitten, single drama queen or faggot.
>>675279366
Too colorful
>>675279210
Fucking no color at all, comon faggots
>>675279210
extra points for maiden tho
I should be asleep
I just woke up
Go to sleep ben!
>>675280532
ben?
ITT: we describe films badly and others try guess it.
>faggy mouse
>dresses like a faggot
>not big
>>675278968
Stewart little
>get robbed
>torture peeps that did it
>kill a judge
>outsmarted by a nigger
>credits
>>675280632
law abiding citizen
>spider
>man
>4 Niggers
>They nig
>One goes crazy
