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>be me
>living with girlfriend and her 4 girl roommates
>one is never at the house, she's been in Seattle for school and her boyfriend is up there.
>after three months she's finally back from her capstone
>tells the house that I make her feel 'extremely uncomfortable' when I'm there
>roommates tell girlfriend who tells me
>been cumming on that girl's loofa in the shower ever since
What else should I do to this girl? She's a cunt, she doesn't like my girlfriend for whatever reason. She fucks her boyfriend and shakes the house with no shame but complains when our laptop is a little too loud. We're moving out in a couple months, how do I make her feel more uncomfortable?
Don't wear clothes.
Throw her laundry in the trash.
Turn you laptop way the fuck up
>>675278671
Actually, turning the heat up on the dryer while her clothes are in there is a good idea.
>>675278503
Piss on her clothes
Text the girl's boyfriend. Tell him that you're her new anon boyfriend but she afraid to break it off.
OP here;
My girlfriend told me that she's socially awkward around her boyfriend's friends. She's been known to just run away around them because she can't even. This makes me think she's afraid of men and why I make her uncomfortable.
Hopefully this information helps
I've got a chance to buy an antique 19th century fingerbox like pic related.
£900 worth it or should I try and haggle?
Also, general fingerbox thread, faggots, get in here.
Fingerbox?
Bazinga
Nice fingerbox u got there
>>675281412
You should totally go for it man. I got one like the pic you posted and it cost me $1200. Sounds to me like your getting a good deal. Just make sure its authentic when you get to look at it in person.
>>675281412
honestly if they aren't lying about it being an antique, it might be worth more. I'm kinda doubting the authenticity though because most who get their hands on a fingerbox like that will hold on to it or ask for much more money...
What do you guys think about the Brussels bombing? ANONYMOUS need to get the guys who did this it's getting out of hand!
Look at that old perv checking out the young negro buttocks.
>>675280231
shit happens, get over it
>>675280287
I'm guessing it's the blood he's looking at? Unless she has a really nice ass?
one of my friends died on the metro today
i hate this world
>>675280506
I feel for you! What's going on is disgusting!
Continue?
>>675277313
Please
>>675277625
quite promising. let's play.
keep going....
hey b. I think I've settled on killing myself tonight. bunch of benzos and booze. it's whatever. what should I do during the day, before I peace out? I love you guys a lot, by the way
stop being a faggot and call your mom
>>675275996
I wish I could. My mom's been out of the picture for years.
>>675276198
call the next best, or the only best
>>675276447
But I'm conflicted. Because no matter how much people who claim to care about me talk to me...it doesn't change how I fucking feel. I don't mean to be a soft faggot on b. But my tank's empty, bros.
>>675274960
>bunch of benzos and booze
Yeah that's not gonna kill you.
I mean don't get me wrong, it totally can, but I have a feeling you're going to sleep for a day and a half and feel fine.
s/fur /b/ros eyy
but thats a boy with a vagin
>>675281117
i think its a fox.
>>675280832
Phew. Thread pulled back from the brink.
Amerifags explain yourselves
What even
>>675274272
long story short: kissless bronies are now old enough to vote.
>>675274272
>Amerifags explain yourselves
People vote for the candidate they find charismatic.
Republicans are intimidated by people that seem smarter than them.
That's why we got two terms of "Gee-Dub", but Romney couldn't beat the only black President, ever.
how to resolve
>>675274789
>People vote for the candidate they find charismatic.
>Republicans are intimidated by people that seem smarter than them.
This anon gets it
Please give me disturbing shit!
I can be disturbed but not easily am.
Go, b, go!
>>675276266
Don't disappoint me, b!
Also, sauce on this pic?
>>675276266
b will surely deliver...
>>675276888
>trips
>funneeee as heeeeeeeelllllll
>not disturbing
>>675276888
Spoopy trips
No porn webm thread?
Hot MILF thread, what you got?
I hope something new gets posted and not the same copy and paste bullshit from ever other milf thread
What's in my backpack, /b/?
Limbs
weed.
Head
>>675279683
Dildos u faggot
Books?
Sup b, how about a fluffy abuse thread. I'm mostly looking for the first 4 parts of this comic, I lost the first four
>>675278464
Damnn no bumps?
>>675278464
ITT: We judge people based on their desktop.
Faggots
>>675279366
Colors and Kitten, single drama queen or faggot.
>>675279366
Too colorful
>>675279210
Fucking no color at all, comon faggots
>>675279210
extra points for maiden tho
I should be asleep
I just woke up
Go to sleep ben!
>>675280532
ben?
ITT: we describe films badly and others try guess it.
>faggy mouse
>dresses like a faggot
>not big
>>675278968
Stewart little
>get robbed
>torture peeps that did it
>kill a judge
>outsmarted by a nigger
>credits
>>675280632
law abiding citizen
>spider
>man
>4 Niggers
>They nig
>One goes crazy
Fresh UK Thread- More Chesterfield
>>675280129
Name think i know her
>>675279893
Name?
>>675280129
Where from?
>>675280226
Katie CM - This girl
Someone explain to me why Western powers are not pushing for the creation of an Assyrian Christian state in Mesopotamia that can serve as a TRUE ally - no kikes or bedouin moon worshippers.
>>675275942
because only arameans (oromoye) are the real landowners and the best landowners that the middle east ever had.
lo msalat la koshuhe.
>>675276891
Lol, you must be a fucking retard if you believe the Aramaean lie. It has no basis in objective reality. Syriacs/Assyrians/Chaldeans have always seen themselves as descendants of the ancient Assyrians until recently. The majority of us are from the ancient Assyrian homeland, not the land of Aram. You fucking moron.
worshipers of Shamash
>>675277057
Everyone was a pagan if you go far back enough. :)
>>675277056
the assyrians started to grow when the coward Naim Faik fled to the US and wrote about the assyrians and people started to believe his lies because common science has proved that the barbaric cow worshippers are extinct a long time ago. nobody knew the meaning off assyrian 100 years ago.
My crazy edgy ex.
She's just crazy man...
(1/4)
(2/4)
(3/4)
>>675275368
lol why is she sprinkling ketchup on her counters?
also what pic is she talking about OP?
(4/4) complete.
>>675275491
She wanted a nude.
I already know how it works. Once she gets it, she's gonna spread that shit like wildfire.
WTF is wrong with this world ? Happened just today in Brussels attack...
>>675278504
I see nothing wrong on this picture.
>>675278504
payback is a bitch
>>675278504
>y
ULTIMATE COCK
>>675278851
Payback for what?
>>675278504
What's wrong?
If two people kissing is an attack, than you're an assult of faggotry with the amount of guys you kiss, OP.
>Religion of peace
Hate thread starting with Islam
