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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
roll to decide what fantasy race/class you are
GAY
>>685473182
I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I
>>685473104
roll for corgi
>>685473104
roll 4 gud
Rolling for dwarf or corgi
Sup /b/?
Can you guess my name?
>>685471528
Tyler
>>685471575
wrong
cheesedick mcgillicutty
Brandon
>>685472035
Incorrect
What does /b/ drive? Heres my AUDI A6 from 2008.
Nice car but street looks like squalor
>>685466613
This 2001 Nissan Laurel
A shitty bike
>>685466613
Audi S5
My 2nd and current car.
Peuguot 508 2011
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
how to quit bros
>>685465502
dw, cancer will solve that pretty quickly
>>685465502
why the fuck do you smoke so much, faggot
u cough like a motherfucker dont you
>>685465612
Mostly just wheezing
How the fuck do you even smoke that much
That's like 6 cigs an hour if you take away 8 hours for sleep
I just recently stopped/slowed down but that's cuz I just had a kid
who is your 10/10 and why is it Hila from H3H3?
>>685467752
Because she's cute as fuck
It isn't her because she looks like a fucking horse.
who
>>685468114
virgin detected
>>685468114
Just to drive my point home...
So heres something really fucked up:
>be me
>be smoking weed with a bunch of other guys
>zone out
>blackout
>wake up in the emergency room
>wake up with tubes in your mouth going all the way down your throat
>be hooked up to a heart monitor
>get nervous because idk what the fuck is going on
>nurse
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>>685467409
If what you say is true, then why the fuck would you poison yourself as well as your friends? That makes no fucking sense, jesus people are fucking stupid.
>>685467947
Fur real man
>>685467947
YEAH EXACTLY THIS
>>685468557
Fur fuck yeah! Purrrrfect
>>685467409
What was the substance? You didn't ask the doctors again?
>complicated toxic chemical name
Are you serious?
tight dress thread
>>685467296
bump
>>685467296
second rate
bumperino
oh you mean whore thread? alright!
Easy
Am I a peasant?
I got this
>>685471751
Here comes the king!
>>685471899
Come on
>>685471751
I didn't ask for this.
what no s/fur thread yet what the fuck?
i'm bored .
I want thicc kots
Europe rate
You know what to do,,
bump
fuckin fish
>>685463974
Why do you have mixed feelings about Poland? I'm curious cuz I'm from Poland
>>685463974
anon jealous he cant slav squat
SELF DEFENSE THREAD. The [niggers/spics/muslim towelheads] have just broken into your house, what do you grab that's right next to you? Pic related, Bulgarian AKM.
>>685468769
>“a well regulated militia"
>>685468769
I got the judge for protection
>>685468888
>"shall not be infringed"
>>685468769
I own nothing thats worth a persons life.
>>685468769
That is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. Why not put a tactical dildo bayonet on the end of it? I'm more concerned about the likes of authoritarian shit heads like you and methheads than your list of "threats" to that end, I've got an 870 and a custom built M4
Love her and give her a good life.
I'm so fucking lonely.
shake her hand
Give her some flowers and tell her to have a nice day.
>>685466309
Damn, she's hot. Post pics.
I'd fuck her at a 102 degree angle
>>685466639
Ok who's got the vid, or at least pic of girl
oh shit this isn't too far from me, don't have anything unfortunately,i'll b waiting
>>685463374
lurkin
relevant to my interest
Lol apparently 25 dudes ran a train on her #thotlife #futurepornstar
Nigga she is like 15
NUDE GAME
roll 5
7
Lauren Maree
>>685465468
ff w face
>>685465468
titties
>>685465745
Full frontal mirror self with face
Does anyone know where I can find really hot big boobed teens to follow on instagram? I don't know where to find them, my only source is /b/ when some guy is feeling kind and shares with me
go on twitter, find a hot girl, go through her followers or her tweets to find her hot friends, go through their followers to find more hot girls.
>>685450467
good idea, thanks! got any starting points?
Kay.lannn
>>685450604
Karen.ce.c
double "0" get the nudes double triples get her fb
almost 400 pics and 3 vids
i roll for this
bullshit OP
>>685468708
try me!
**BITING**
No YLYL? Lets make one.
Everyone that replies to this thread is cancer excluding me.
>>685468355
and me
Count to 4 and I will deliver. For real.
1
one
1
2
4
I give my wife leg shaking eye rolling fullretard/10 orgasms but I've always wanted to do like... A reverse cuck. Let me explain:
Small dick pathetic fag who can't get laid fucks my wife... Going to town but not making her cum. I push him out of the way and tell him I'll show him how it's done.
She sucks his dick while I plow her and give her 3-4 earth shattering orgasms as usual and he leaves feeling like the beta.
Also, I am in full control of the situation. I tell HER when it's OK to make him cum and she does it by jerking him
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>>685460103
No.
Only interest I have in the cuck fetish is being the one pounding the girl.
Sum up /b/ in one picture
>>685460988
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