ITT: Stories of retarded shit you did as a kid. I'll go first
>be me, 8 y/o
>go over to friend's house for a playdate
>we want to watch tv but friend's dad is using the one in the living room
>decide to go upstairs and watch tv in his parents' bedroom
>about 20 mins into the movie, friend lets out fart
>stinks worse than a sewage treatment plant that's overflowing with the shits of a thousand lactose intolerant cows
>seeing my reaction, my friend dares me to sniff his butt
>no way in hell bro
>double dog dares me
>shitjustgotserious.mp3
>friend pulls down his pants and gets in doggy style position on the bed
>take one long drawn out sniff 2 inches away form his butthole and nearly vomit
>now I TRIPLE dog dare him to sniff mine, he agrees
>pull down pants and get in the same position
>friend says, "alright, here goes nothing..."
>right as I can feel the air being drug across my asscrack from his inhale, his dad opens up the door
>completely speechless for a sec before, "what the HELL are you guys doing??!"
>friend immediately pulls back in horror, I fall off the bed trying to quickly pull my pants back up
>friend's dad yanks him off the bed and pulls him out of the room
>comes back in 2 mins, "it's time for you to walk home anon"
>walk a few blocks back to my house and mom is there waiting for me with an expression somewhere between disgust and disbelief
>mfw when I was never invited to his house again and still contemplate wtf I was thinking to this day
>>675312334
this is from south park right? no way this is real.
>>675312334
>be me, 8 y/o
You forgot to add:
>4 years ago
Sitting in class keking hard, thx OP 10/10
>>675312660
I assure you it most definitely happened
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>>675316856
mike hunt reporting for duty
>>675316856
nigga killa here
CatMolester joined
how do i start the game?
Hunger games thread, First 24 in.
First post without image is season name.
First image without text is logo for season
Last thread of mine's winner was the original D.
qt3.14
Chen
Judy Hopps
M26 Snake Hamiltank MLK-D Tesla
>last two digits is age of your new gf
>obligatory roll for 18 - 26
>>675318981
rell
Roll for 12
>>675319042
oh no..................
>>675319173
Fuck
hey /b/, name my band
>>675312753
Belgium boom boom
>>675312753
Haramstein.
Virginhunterz
The Oldfag And The Faggy Faggots
I'm thinking of being a TS model. Do you think I could be one? This is my first shoot (I'm not comfortable showing my face just yet)
>>675313099
Moar. :p
Need ass b4 rate
Sup b
Im new to weed. I get this amount for 50 bucks.
Did i get raped?
>>675316186
Shit is good man, go have big fun on that.
what fucking retarded fucktard doesn't cut his leaves away from the weed before selling it? u must live in fucking africa or something
yah babay
>>675316186
>Did i get raped?
If your a feminist pretty sure you got.
Post above yours is your steam profile picture for a week
y so anonymous, fam?
>>675316256
dont u mean below my man
or did i get le baited
Who done it, /b/?
terrorists
>>675316548
classic jason, lol.
>>675316548
Niggs, of course
Jason, it's the first letters of the months represented by the numbers
I never experienced 90s internet. Can any 90s fags here tell me what your experiences with internet porn during those days?
>>675315769
imagine waiting five minutes for a single picture to load from the top down. As your getting down to the last few rows of pixels, you realize its a tranny. Now you have to start browsing again, or fap to a tranny. In mid fap, some one yells at you to get off the internet because they need to make a phone call.
>>675316137
>>>675315769
>imagine waiting five minutes for a single picture to load from the top down. As your getting down to the last few rows of pixels, you realize its a tranny. Now you have to start browsing again, or fap to a tranny. In mid fap, some one yells at you to get off the internet because they need to make a phone call.
/Thread
>>675316137
You remember what sites you went on?
>>675315769
no videos
only pictures for one thing
Nudes you saved from other anons and want more of.
>>675316093
>because I have difficulty finding random naked pictures of strangers on the internet
>>675316999
Sweet trips,faggot
Draw thread
>>675315628
>>675315786
Yeah what?
Also lots of people call me that
Hell, I call myself that
Fuck dude people told me to kill myself
Doesn't really matter
Hope OR is still lurking
More /r/ maybe ?
>>675316458
faggot, kill yourself
>>675316590
ayy thanks mate, nice abs too.
Taking requests.
Redtube Fap Roulette
ITT: The last 6 digits of your post decide what you Fap to tonight.
Go to redtube.com and after the / enter your digits e.g redtube.com/123456 if it comes up as video not found then re-roll.
Happy Fapping
Røll
This is gonna be awesome
fapfap
Reroll
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>WW3 thread
>>675312269
Front line infantry!
time for burn loot rape and pillage!
Hell yeah!
>>675312269
nope, I'd rather stay at the weapon factory as an engineer
Celebrity Fap Time 3
name a single celebrity with better looking feet
you fucking can't
Ylyl Thread? Get your asses in here faggots.
bumping for keks
>>675314201
>rondamon
kekt
Faces of /b/
General Rate
reporting in from w0rk
>>675312861
That color of blonde doesn't suite you. Make it a bit darker.
7/10
>>675313946
AutisticElf/10
***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME #1 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! No write-ins.
***TWO MINUTE BREAK BEFORE GAME CONTINUES***
We got a faggot ruining the game. Someone bump this real quick.
>>675317892
Next time use a trip
>>675317892
Trump bump.
>>675317601
Bump
Ctrl+v
>No cheating
>If you cheat, we´ll know
>You are being watched
https://youtu.be/SUI5jE44IaM
>>675313190
i was new in town the boy with the eager eyes
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>>675313190
http://proxer.me/watch/4855/1/engsub
Irish nudes thread
>>675314269
Think i was in DIT with him
Nice to see he's doing well
Hi Carl :))))))
