Sauce thread. I'll start. wheres this from /b/?
>>674692238
Seriously, does anyone know?
one is called mercedes
I'm trying OP, hold on.
>>674692238
fuck I downloaded this a while ago, august ames maybe?
Who's awake in OHIO. 513 here
Cincinnati reporting
Moving to 213 in a few weeks
>>674693948
Bearcats fan?
937 reporting anyone got any girls? I got some
It's late at night..why are you still up? :(
>>674695134
Its 7 am
>>674695202
It's midnight here
>>674695202
Britbong?
i'm jewish
bump if you want more
>>674694839
Bump
>>674695048
>>674695179
nudes???
>wank everyday, 22
>as soon as i get home go on 4chan, porn
>like MILFs
>kind mom gives me food everyday
>treat her with respect
>home is great, amazing atmosphere
>every one of my mom's friends are hot
>day by day fantasize about her friends
>interrogated by mom one day
>never said "yes" to her questions
>our relationship doesn't feel the same
>see her naked in the bathroom 1 day
>awesome
>urinate one day while she's showering
>react to her saying "wtf?!?!?!?!?!"
This is a long story but I have a lot more ready to copy and paste, shall I continue?
>>674692993
ehh
>hhaha i will poop in u poop so hard on ur face
>when ur asleap ahaahahaaha
>.... m strong hard adn green poops will >demolish u they will land upon u in ur sleap >hahaha u cant do anything to stop it
>"
>AHJAHA A HAHAAAAHAAHA
>HAHAHAAHHAHAA i will poop all over u and >poop on ur face
>making big poops on ur entire face >hhahaahhah
>they land in ur mouth and u dont know coz ur asleep
>jaaahhahahahaahahha my big strong >indestructibebl poops demolish u and crush u >hahah theyre heavy asnd strong and green and hard
>ahhaahahaha my poops kill u
>my poops kill u u stupid bictch u stupid kunt i >fuk u i fuk u i fuk u with my big fat and green strong
>INDESTRUCTIEBL
>POOPS
>EVER!!!!!!!!! HAHHA
>MF
>JIZZ ON U S O HARD WITH MUY POOP >INFESTED ITS GREEN ISAWLLALLOWED >THE CUM AN ITS IN MY GREAN POOP
>HAHAHAHAHHA
>INDESTRCTBLE poops r
>>>>>>>>>>>grean>>>>>
>>GREANS
> GREANS
>GREANS
<GREAN TAXT IS AWZUM I LUV POOPIN ON U
OP pls cont
mor
Why are Native american women the hottest women
>>674691405
She's about as Native American as the crying Chief on that garbage commercial faggot
>>674691965
She's part hopi and mexican faggot
>>674692928
Lol so any mixed woman is trash?
Haven't seen a good cringe thread around...
>>674694147
not this little faggot again
Good, good... We're kicking off...
Anyone here ever flash or jacked off in front of people before?
I sometimes jerk off while I drive around. I'll silly watching cars pass by. When I see a truck or suv with a girl in passenger side I drive up beside it. Slowly stroking, I pass my speed so the person can see into my car and what I'm doing.
>>674694257
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/26/msp-man-dies-on-i-75-while-masturbating-behind-the-wheel-pantsless/
Once when I was 12 infront of the hotel maid.
me and my best friend did it for each other once
and sauce?
Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it you turn 360 and walk away
You fucking retard, if you turn around 360 degrees you're facing the Xbox agai.
>>674693941
No, you would have turned around and began to walk away at that point
>>674693941
Fucking kek
/B always knows what to do
rl
Rolllll
>>674692612
Hehe
>>674692612
it's the night
Kik thread /b
Watch out Bruh FBI Joseph Anderson be hunting pedos down
Add: Mcl31
Bump?
Add oddestfuture97
i'm pretty mad that girls don't wanna fuck me. like legit mad. what should i do about this frustration /b/?
>>674693570
women aint worth your time, the squeeze aint worth the juice, cuz even if you get the poon, they get all crazy n shit.
rape
>>674694087
still mad doe
>>674693570
kidnap one and you won't need their approval :^)
come back OP!
OP!
Bamp
you are great pls come back
what happened?
Traps / shemale / cross-dressing general
Almost 100,000 images (post more!):
http://rb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=shemale
webm's pls
Post in this thread or this will happen to you!
>>674694912
Wut
no thanks
>>674694912
eew
What, no feminist hate thread?
Let's fix that.
>storytime
>still in college
>working for my grandmother's company. Grandma runs it all. She is an Iron Bitch who was a Rosie during WWII, and bought properties around the college town when the guys who used their GI bills to get houses defaulted on the loans.
>for fifty years my grandma rented to college students and kept every place up to snuff. The old lady with the toolbox was the one who fixed your shit and didn't give you crap if you broke a window getting hammered
>but grandma fucking hated "feminists", especially ones who told her she wasn't free
>because fuck you, she sent a husband off to war, he died, and she raised their adopted daughter by herself, then got married and buried HIM in Korea, then got married AGAIN and he turned out to be flamingly gay so she called it quits
>Grandma's business is called Will Smith & Sun LLC
>this factors in later
>I work for grandma during the school year
>so one of Grandma's prime rentals is a 4bd 3ba house with beautiful "charm" and plumbing
>a prominent attorney's spoiled brat daughter has heart set on living in this house, but surprise, doesn't understand that old houses = old plumbing
>"OMG, the toilet is all backed up and gross!"
>in every contract grandma makes sure to state that in the event we go out and clear a clog, and it's a fucking tampon or maxipad, the residents get a one-off. But after that they pay for either a plumber themselves or for a $150 per hour plus $150 fee tacked on to that month's rent
>Oh yes, this does indeed continue
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>>674693750
>I have basic plumbing skills enough to snake a fucking toilet and grandma basically said if I work for her through college she'll give me one of the houses to get me started - to sell, fix up, rent, whatever
>$200k right out of college? Um, yeah.
>but it means I deal with the shit jobs grandma doesn't want to do any more
>like entitled freshmen spoiled cunt women's studies majors who flush tampons down aging plumbing systems
>24 hour notice given
>knock on door, "OMG we didn't know you were coming!!!"
>point to notice on door
>do you not open the door?
>oh. Um.
>I can come back tomorrow, but I have to post another notice on your door, and the toilet won't get fixed
>we tried fixing it ourselves because we can do it!
>look from moron child to poster behind her
>just show me the toilet please
>grandma and I ran a crew of four people to clean every house to HER standards before it rents, and this bathroom was clean enough to conduct surgery in
>now, my god, the smell. The fucking smell
>there are hairs on the toilet bowl
>there are hairs and shitstains on the side of the tub from where someone sat on it along with blood
>the floor is caked with body fluids
>I am thanking god I wear elbow-length gloves, eyegoggles and a mask because I can STILL FUCKING SMELL THIS bathroom
>idiot cunt says we cleaned yesterday
>okay sure whatever
>plunge it
>nope
>pull out the snake, snake it
>and oh my, a fucking tampon
>girl says "why would that clog it? We flush them all the time"
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>>674693949
>look at her and say it's in your contract that you do not flush tampons, maxipads, or anything other than human waste and toilet paper. This is the first gratis visit, we'll charge after that
>she launches on a tear about how men don't understand women have needs and how could they not flush something like that, can't leave it around, and anyway menstruation is natural
>stand up and say be that as it may you need to read your lease agreement again
>oh mom is a lawyer and she said we could ignore that
>ah-huh. Okay, well, you'll be held to the legally binding agreement you signed
>whatever, does it work?
>flush toilet
>yes
>good get out
>i leave, update grandma on the status, hear grandma give a little grunt that says she's narrowing her eyes
>four days later, toilet is overflowing again
>this time it's the upstairs bedroom toilet
>grandma marks it down on the billing and sends me with the official letter
>go out, snake it, yep, it's a fucking tampon
>god why are you making such a big deal about this it's just a tampon
>if you flush a tampon, it will clog the pipes. If it clogs the pipes it will do damage to the wastelines. If it damages the waste lines you will be held responsible.
>whatever get out
>>674693949
Girl sounds like an autist
Continued from
>>674694063
>this happens three more times in a week
>grandma gets a phone call from lawyer lady
>you should really make your sewer system work properly, my daughter says the toilets don't stop clogging
>she isn't supposed to flush her tampons, ma'am
>I don't know what kind of men you have running that place, but women can flush tampons and they don't clog the system
>I see grandma's eye twitch
>That's as may be, but she has had my man there five times so far, and she will be charged accordingly
>do you know who I am?
>grandma smiles and says "No. Should I care?" and hangs up
sup /b/?
having open heart surgery next friday. getting a new valve. trying to get some good movies to watch while i'm recovering.
what are your favorite movies?
>>674692277
which valve faggot
mitral valve , tricuspid valve, aortic valve, or pulmonary valve
I had my mitral valve replaced too
Wanna kiss?
>>674692277
what kind of movies do you like dude?
im really into existential trippy type shit. i could share a flick or two if that floats your boat?
>>674692500
aortic valve. did you get a mechanical or pig valve? don't really want to be on cumadin forever.
>>674692574
don't really care, i don't watch many movies. i guess i like comedies but i also like bank robbery movies and heist stuff.
i've got all the basic popular movies already, just looking for some random movies i may not have heard of i guess.
sup /b/? took 8mg xanax an hour agoo and smked 2 gram give me osmething to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVAehzwD7I super chill song all the way through, its ambient down tempo
enjoy falling asleep for 16 hours in about 4 minutes
>>674689181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAHgMZtafnU
I can't believe it! I've found naked pics of my sister on her phone.
Dump pics
>>674692779
Bumping for the dumping
Greatest feeling in the world isn't it young padawan u found 3 sextapes anal beads and more nudes than I can remember, I'm slick tho
/b/, can we have a big knees thread?
Out of all the shit I see on /b/.
This has to be the worst.
the fuck is this
>>674692764
ay yo big knees
Post the deviant art
Only oldfags remembre
