i'm pretty mad that girls don't wanna fuck me. like legit mad. what should i do about this frustration /b/?
>>674693570
women aint worth your time, the squeeze aint worth the juice, cuz even if you get the poon, they get all crazy n shit.
rape
>>674694087
still mad doe
>>674693570
kidnap one and you won't need their approval :^)
come back OP!
OP!
Bamp
you are great pls come back
what happened?
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>>674694912
Wut
no thanks
>>674694912
eew
What, no feminist hate thread?
Let's fix that.
>storytime
>still in college
>working for my grandmother's company. Grandma runs it all. She is an Iron Bitch who was a Rosie during WWII, and bought properties around the college town when the guys who used their GI bills to get houses defaulted on the loans.
>for fifty years my grandma rented to college students and kept every place up to snuff. The old lady with the toolbox was the one who fixed your shit and didn't give you crap if you broke a window getting hammered
>but grandma fucking hated "feminists", especially ones who told her she wasn't free
>because fuck you, she sent a husband off to war, he died, and she raised their adopted daughter by herself, then got married and buried HIM in Korea, then got married AGAIN and he turned out to be flamingly gay so she called it quits
>Grandma's business is called Will Smith & Sun LLC
>this factors in later
>I work for grandma during the school year
>so one of Grandma's prime rentals is a 4bd 3ba house with beautiful "charm" and plumbing
>a prominent attorney's spoiled brat daughter has heart set on living in this house, but surprise, doesn't understand that old houses = old plumbing
>"OMG, the toilet is all backed up and gross!"
>in every contract grandma makes sure to state that in the event we go out and clear a clog, and it's a fucking tampon or maxipad, the residents get a one-off. But after that they pay for either a plumber themselves or for a $150 per hour plus $150 fee tacked on to that month's rent
>Oh yes, this does indeed continue
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>>674693750
>I have basic plumbing skills enough to snake a fucking toilet and grandma basically said if I work for her through college she'll give me one of the houses to get me started - to sell, fix up, rent, whatever
>$200k right out of college? Um, yeah.
>but it means I deal with the shit jobs grandma doesn't want to do any more
>like entitled freshmen spoiled cunt women's studies majors who flush tampons down aging plumbing systems
>24 hour notice given
>knock on door, "OMG we didn't know you were coming!!!"
>point to notice on door
>do you not open the door?
>oh. Um.
>I can come back tomorrow, but I have to post another notice on your door, and the toilet won't get fixed
>we tried fixing it ourselves because we can do it!
>look from moron child to poster behind her
>just show me the toilet please
>grandma and I ran a crew of four people to clean every house to HER standards before it rents, and this bathroom was clean enough to conduct surgery in
>now, my god, the smell. The fucking smell
>there are hairs on the toilet bowl
>there are hairs and shitstains on the side of the tub from where someone sat on it along with blood
>the floor is caked with body fluids
>I am thanking god I wear elbow-length gloves, eyegoggles and a mask because I can STILL FUCKING SMELL THIS bathroom
>idiot cunt says we cleaned yesterday
>okay sure whatever
>plunge it
>nope
>pull out the snake, snake it
>and oh my, a fucking tampon
>girl says "why would that clog it? We flush them all the time"
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>>674693949
>look at her and say it's in your contract that you do not flush tampons, maxipads, or anything other than human waste and toilet paper. This is the first gratis visit, we'll charge after that
>she launches on a tear about how men don't understand women have needs and how could they not flush something like that, can't leave it around, and anyway menstruation is natural
>stand up and say be that as it may you need to read your lease agreement again
>oh mom is a lawyer and she said we could ignore that
>ah-huh. Okay, well, you'll be held to the legally binding agreement you signed
>whatever, does it work?
>flush toilet
>yes
>good get out
>i leave, update grandma on the status, hear grandma give a little grunt that says she's narrowing her eyes
>four days later, toilet is overflowing again
>this time it's the upstairs bedroom toilet
>grandma marks it down on the billing and sends me with the official letter
>go out, snake it, yep, it's a fucking tampon
>god why are you making such a big deal about this it's just a tampon
>if you flush a tampon, it will clog the pipes. If it clogs the pipes it will do damage to the wastelines. If it damages the waste lines you will be held responsible.
>whatever get out
>>674693949
Girl sounds like an autist
Continued from
>>674694063
>this happens three more times in a week
>grandma gets a phone call from lawyer lady
>you should really make your sewer system work properly, my daughter says the toilets don't stop clogging
>she isn't supposed to flush her tampons, ma'am
>I don't know what kind of men you have running that place, but women can flush tampons and they don't clog the system
>I see grandma's eye twitch
>That's as may be, but she has had my man there five times so far, and she will be charged accordingly
>do you know who I am?
>grandma smiles and says "No. Should I care?" and hangs up
sup /b/?
having open heart surgery next friday. getting a new valve. trying to get some good movies to watch while i'm recovering.
what are your favorite movies?
>>674692277
which valve faggot
mitral valve , tricuspid valve, aortic valve, or pulmonary valve
I had my mitral valve replaced too
Wanna kiss?
>>674692277
what kind of movies do you like dude?
im really into existential trippy type shit. i could share a flick or two if that floats your boat?
>>674692500
aortic valve. did you get a mechanical or pig valve? don't really want to be on cumadin forever.
>>674692574
don't really care, i don't watch many movies. i guess i like comedies but i also like bank robbery movies and heist stuff.
i've got all the basic popular movies already, just looking for some random movies i may not have heard of i guess.
sup /b/? took 8mg xanax an hour agoo and smked 2 gram give me osmething to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVAehzwD7I super chill song all the way through, its ambient down tempo
enjoy falling asleep for 16 hours in about 4 minutes
>>674689181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAHgMZtafnU
I can't believe it! I've found naked pics of my sister on her phone.
Dump pics
>>674692779
Bumping for the dumping
Greatest feeling in the world isn't it young padawan u found 3 sextapes anal beads and more nudes than I can remember, I'm slick tho
/b/, can we have a big knees thread?
Out of all the shit I see on /b/.
This has to be the worst.
the fuck is this
>>674692764
ay yo big knees
Post the deviant art
Only oldfags remembre
Im in the mood to fap to her. Anyone care to join or see more?
nice body
I want to participate and see moar
>>674692705
agreed. she def makes up for her butterface with it
Lets find out.
ROLL.
COME ON 2
rolling for AIDs
y not
cyborg power
It's my birthday /b/ and all I want is teens please
>>>/s/
Happy birthday.
Also my birthday, but i don't want anything but the sweet release of death.
Feet thread
>>674693573
Keep it coming /b/ros
OC. Got one more of tops
>be me
>be born
>mom and dad are not close
>hate each other infact
>mom takes me away from dad without a court order or custody hearing
>mom is a fucking awful person
>steals, beats up people, and is overly aggressive
>hit me several times as a baby
>let me get sunburnt on the beach every other day
>moles all over my body (not too bad)
>have a half-sister
>I was about 1, she took my hand and placed it on the stove
>burnthand.gif
>dad visits whenever he can
>dad is nice
>mom is mean to dad, tries to pick fights blah blah blah
>dad and mom finally have a custody case
>dad wins
>life is good now
>school is fun, i am smart so i am ahead
>social life is not so fun though
>spent all of my time inside on the computer playing games
>never went outside when i didn’t have to
>no childhood friends
>fun inside on my computer
>continue in life
>4th grade
>shit gets bad
>>674691681
>i am quiet, but have energy, not really weird
>don’t have a crush on anyone
>get bullied, hard
>like, really hard
>people would avoid me
>people would call me names
>”faggot”, “no one will ever like you”, “you’ll die alone”, “kill yourself”, etc.
>people would push me around, and book me
>this goes on for 3 years
>7th grade comes around, people finally stop
>clean myself up
>lookgood.jpg
>get interested in stuff, photography, space, computers (more so)
>girl likes me
>about a 6/10, kind of a qt, we’ll call her Lauren
>eh, i might as well
>date some more
>really nice girl
>we always met up at 6:30am at the local ravine and jumped in the water to watch the sunrise every saturday
>idea
>take pictures of some of the meetups, and fun moments
>discover the 4chinz
>this is cool
>date
>discover gore threads
>>674691864
>desensitize myself to death, feels, and gore
>iamcalm.vbs
>never really react to much after that, basically the gore and feels made me permanently calm
>still dating Lauren
>meet up still
>one meetup, she says to meet at a hospital room
>”alright”, no idea why, but i trust her
>6:30 comes up
>walk in
>see Lauren on bed
>wtf is this?
>she tells me to sit
>she says that she has had a brain tumor ever since childhood
>i am still calm
>in my mind, “oshit is she-”
>doctor walks in
>she falls asleep
>doc says it got aggressive recently, and she has not much time left
>doc says i can spend time with her
>thanks doc
>sit by her bed side for a couple hours, about to fall asleep myself when i am waked by
>>674691945
>heart monitor going crazy
>critical
>i can hear the PA telling doctors to rush to her room after i hit the button
>grab her hand
>she wakes, eye twitching, and smiles at me
>thisisit.png
>she asks to see photos of our meetups
>whip out phone and open it
>she smiles, and is crying as i flick through the many picture i took
>continue scrolling through
>finally at last one, “This is my favorite.” i say
>a picture of her on top of a rock silhouetted by the sunrise
>don’t hear the beeping screeches
>look down
>she is dead
>doctor try to revive her, every method
>doesn’t work
>i am as calm as ever
>whatthefuckiswrongwithme.bat
>my emotions never really change
>freshman year rolls around
>get more social than ever, start doing clubs
>pick up cross country
>run my ass off, get some “friends”
>they aren’t really friends, they distance themselves from me and never really talk to me
>sitting in AP physics at a sophomore
>basic grind
>girl sits behind me
>>674691681
>starts to talk to me little by little
>doesshelikeme.vbs
>get her snapchat (she deleted it a year or so ago)
>talk with her frequently
>says she wants to say something to me on friday at 7:00 at this old barn
>i wait in barn for an hour
>i wait another hour
>it is 9:00 PM now, maybe something is wrong
>chat her
>nothing
>phone dies, k
>i think it was about 11 or so when i decide to go home, feeling alone once again
>plug in phone to see my notifications filled with awful comments from her
>”FUCK YOU AND YOUR BRAIN, TRYHARD FUCKING SOFTY”, “I HATED HAVING TO TALK TO YOU, BUT WAITING TO SAY IT NOW MADE IT WORTH IT”
>man, fuck me /b/
>still living with dad
>but he is a major asshole now
>always telling me i have bad grades when i have all A’s
>gives me shit over nothing
>always calls me a lazy ass
>always tries to pick fights with me
>i am chill still, so i don’t really do much
>this same grind of loneliness and boredom goes on for another 3 years
>usual grind everyday for few years
>shit happens, but nothing too bad
>thanksgiving 2015
Do you feel like sucking cock sometimes, even though you consider yourself straight?
I'm really starting to think about sucking a cock.
Nope. Never. I always thought of it as demeaning. Feels like a power move and I hate not being in control.
>>674690463
You're at least Bi, deal with it.
Now go suck some cock, the world needs more blowjobs.
>>674690862
I do too, but sometimes when I fap I think about sucking a cock. I don't even see it as demeaning. If I'm sucking a cock, I'm in control, right?
>>674691058
Should I really go for it? I just want to suck cock, I don't feel any kind of attraction to men.
>>674690463
I think about sucking cock sometimes but I'm totally straight, srsly.
Dick rate thread
>>674690870
9/10
>>674691747
8/10
r8 plz
>>674690870
6/10, looks healthy
Roll dubs for nudes. Have 5, mostly her tits, some side ass and legs. No pussy or asshole. She's thick and the tits are fat.
>>674692881
You got tits and face?
>>674693087
In the same pic? Do not fuck with me OP. I cant jerk off to faceless bitches unless I decapitate them myself.
>>674693445
Yes. In the same pic. I pwomise.
Ask a Mormon any question. I will do my best to answer them. (LDS not FLDS)
>>674690484
OP here. Come on boys ask away.
>>674690484
Tell me about your special underpants.
>>674691457
They are for temple ceremonies. Just special occasions. Kinda like the outfits the pope wears, or a suit.
Bump. Also Mormonfag. Joseph Smith is my homeboy. Just passed my 1 year anniversary home from my mission.
Hey /b/
Lookin for some Netflix recommendations. I enjoy sci fi, don't enjoy anime (just not for me). Looking for a movie preferably but open to shows. Just finished black mirror which was interesting, just watched turbo kid which was decent, and world of Tomorrow which was a cool short. Thanks in advance
farscape if it's on there
I recently started watching a tv show called
3rd Rock From the Sun
Super funny 90's comedy where the main cast are aliens in human bodies trying to learn what makes people human.
>>674689955
Checked.
Also yeah I used to love that show lol
Trailer park boys. Serious, give it a few episodes to get you hooked, you won't regret.
Trips is the key
Cool Panoramas?
righto matey
>>674692964
Why would i nee a suitcase full of corn pops?
>>674692964
>>674692964
>>674692964
MODSS!!! SHUT IT DOWN!
