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>>674770925
On my phone
I need more of this girl!
>>674772762
yeah ive got her nudes on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it
>>674772762
More
I hope he come back sometime <3
She*
i need help /b/ i am 19 and just and just got kicked out of my parents house i dont know what to do i am in mcdonalds right now writing this what should i do? where should i go?
What did you get kicked out for? And what state do you live in?
>>674777182
i live in california and i got kicked out over a big argument
If this is a real post, you already know what you need to do. Get off b already.
Hostels mate, any free clubs parties, join a crowd of drinking people, get friends with them, go with the tide, if u good, next day u maybe even teleported...
Sell da booty
Loli voice acting thread
roll a 7
>>674777580
use your "bankai"
>>674777580
>>674777580
The underage children you crave would be utterly terrified of you.
Your hideous visage coming at them in the dark would be like a waking nightmare for them.
This is what your life has become.
You’re masturbating to drawings of little kids that were done by overweight neckbeards that smell of sweat, cheese, and failure.
What do you think the people closest to you would do if they found out what you are?
Imagine the shame and embarrassment.
What would your mother say?
Things are only going...
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>>674778117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RSInETl91A
Give me the succ
Cute animals!
>>674774442
You're a cute animal
>>674774442
My new bunny.
Does anyone else wants to suck a horse cock? I don't know why but I want to suck one until it cums in my mouth.
If one actually came in your mouth it's break your jaw. The stuff you see online is fake. When a horse comes, the head swells up. It's called the flare.
>>674773825
More
Don't post anymore, it's how i got banned.
>>674773825
tfw stalin win
>>674774813
But srsly ur a faggot
What's going on in here?
>>674776347
>>674776679
I'd be right happy to.
>>674776913
How do I become more slav, /b/ ?
Also slavthread.
>>674772758
>>674772758
get an adidas track suit
>>674772758
learn a slavic language
>>674772758
Eat more borscht and buckwheat
Пока
>>674773263
I mostly wear tracksuits already, though I should probably get an exclusively Adidas collection.
>>674773396
I'm slowly getting into Ukrainian, but it's not easy with that messed up alphabet.
>>674773885
I can already fold varenicky like a pro, but I certainly need to eat more of those.
not sure what to believe anymore... Opinions /b/?
>>674775935
it's really hard to argue with science, but our world is just a bit too well designed, that's why I'm just an agnostic
>>674775935
it doesn't matter. just don't be obnoxious about your belief or non-belief
Atheist... why would you believe in magical fairy tales
>>674776556
>deisgned
really, nigger?
Just dont be a dick
ITT: Ask a non-practising pedophile anything!
How much practice do you need to become a fully fledged pedophile?
>>674774554
How can you get better without practice?
Why don't you practise? Are you scared sun?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet faggot?
when do you plan to go back into business?
FDR was one of the best presidents. Bernie is the closest we have to him right now. Why the fuck aren't you voting for him?
>>674774329
>>674774798
4chan never grows up
He's already lost. I can't wait until it's official so I can see all the redditors weep. It will be glorious.
>>674775390
great argument
Waifu claiming thread. Version whatever
>the ride never ends
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Judy hops claimed!
Obligatory claim.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Claim Marisa
So /b/, The Division, is it worth the 60 euro's they are charging for the game? Or is it shit?
As background, I like to play Assassin's Creed for the vast posibility to upgrade and shooters in general.
if you have friend to play with, it might be really fun, if oyu have some troll friend you might love fucking around in the dark zone but if you have pussy friend its going to be really boring
I find it very enjoyable. I have noticed a few bugs however, which include sound loss on a couple of guns while firing. One mission I kept falling through the map but it eventually stopped and have never experienced it since then. The customization is very well done. It is over all a tactical shooter so playing solo is a drag but if you have a group of friends to play with it's worth it. cheers.
>>674774973
>>674775337
Thank for the advice. I don't own any microphone or so, so playing online with others will be impossible I guess?
Is it possible to play the game solo?
>>674774589
it is a very down to earth shooter, you wont see someone with a flaming helmet or something like that, every skin and stuff looks very down to earth, different tone of green, brown and that kind of color
No nigga
ASK THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!
Are you a magic conch shell?
Am i gey
>>674777582
Is anssi a furry?
>>674777839
fokken hell
not this again
IS ANSSI A FURRY ?!?!
Rolling again
you have 20 seconds to post better anime
>>674771163
>>674771389
This is a hard choice
>>674771163
I only red the Manga
>>674771163
dog r8 thread
beagles are retarded, hence why it takes 100 of them on a fox hunt
but they are by far one of the cutest
>>674773753
all my mutts have been part beagle, what is that Anon? A mix or just really fucking old?
>>674774162
Why have 1 when you can have 100
>>674774261
No clue what he's mixed with, was a runaway and we got him from the pound. He's old and fat.
>>674774162
that's why they're used for rabbits retard. foxhounds are used for foxhunting. learn to hound
okay
Found this on street wat do
put in pooper
>>674776035
>happen to have a pooper
>if so combine marijuana stick with pooper
>>674776035
smoke it with your pooper
>>674776035
Smoke it. What can possibly go wrong?
Open it, check that it's not crack, reroll it and blaze away
Hunger Games, first 24 get in.
Also, why do these threads keep getting deleted? We're just trying to have some fun and we're not bothering anybody in anyway.
Dr Pepper
qt3.14
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Liberal Guard
Chen
All Libertarians and Anarchists are just butt-hurt that their childish views aren't popular enough to be mainstream.
"Just don't call it government"
>>674768880
You just ruined your own argument moron.
You will learn as you become a working adult that leaves mommy's basement.
That what is "popular" is not always what is best for the country.
But hey, socialism is cool cause our hipster history teacher said so.
My fuckbuddy is coming over tonight
Dubs decides what i'll scream when I cum
Trips decides things i'll do to her
>>674772650
MILHOUSE IS A MEME
>>674772650
Oh yes daddy (in a deep voice)
>>674772650
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674772877
oh man check'd and kek'd
>>674772877
kek
Oh i bet she'll love this one
