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Yurope stronk suk superior dick non EU fags
>>700702333
TRIPS FOR YROPE
>>700702164
So the European Union is a country now?
Mfw you have to add up everyone's medals around you to beat the best in medal counts
Plebs
>>700702164
Lol
Brag about those Curling medals.
![SS [84].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aPNFbA4.jpg "SS [84].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700714546
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700717271
AUTISMUS
>>700717271
I think you get the point by now.
>>700717271
Yuuko Aioi is my wife!
Why are white girls so into black guys?
I live in sweden and here it seems that immigrants and black guys in general are more popular among white guys than white guys.
when i am out with friends and the girls get drunk they always talk about fucking black guys and one even went as far as saying that she only takes black cock.
And when i am out in town i see more white girl black guy couples than ever before.
Blattekåta brudar är samhällets whitetrash!
sweden yes!
>>700701384
alla sorts tjejer i vårt land älskar invandrare. tro mig, det är helt sjukt men det är sanningen.
>>700700972
Big dicks
FB fap thread
Maike
>>700710073
Wow, she has a lot of bikini pics.
Pao Castro it seems.
>be me
>9 years old, sleeping in grandpa's bed
>he thinks I'm asleep, starts fingering my pussy
>too shy to say something
>fml.jpg
>be me today, 22 years old
>now getting off on incest and rape porn
>why the fuck did that happen
so losers on /b/ could get hard to your story
>>700692655
So have you acted on these kinks you have, or was grandpa the only time?
>>700693436
nope, just lots of porn and fantasies
>>700692655
Moar
>>700692655
Can we get a longer, more detailed version? And please provide pictures of the 22-year-old pussy...
h/fur thread
Ylyl
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
FOREVER QUEEN
>dad died a few months ago
>going through his old stuff
>box full of VHS tapes
>finally get the shit working
>find this on first tape
what do?
Post full vid
I like her music taste
>>700703918
Context of video?
Stop lying on the Internet
>>700704198
This
>>700704361
More importantly this
Pic spreading game! Post a pic you want spread on the Internet. If other anons like that pic and want more they must post it somewhere else with proof (screenshot or link) for more!
Also pic related
ill bump
fuck you do your own deeds
1/4
non porn webm thread
the randomer the better
trips decides what pic im going to use on my custom mousepad order. will post proof of order afterwards.
please make it a good pic /b/ im going to use it for next few years
here
bump, jesus christ not a fucking pic of chapstick
>>700713531
chapstick reroll lel
r011
FLUFFY THREAD BITCHES.
(Sorry Mummafluffah, I fell asleep in the last one)
Bump
bump
WHERE ARE MY TUBEMEN WHEN YOU NEED SOME KILLING?
Yeah, I got nothing better to do than lurk here.
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700701240
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
Just got back from 4 weeks in America. I've now spent 2 months in total in America, and can safely say I'm happy to never go back. Your country is populated by niggers. Not just black niggers, but white niggers. You are one big shit stain of a country.
Here are some of my learnings:
>Americans are polite and courteous, but are not friendly or kind. Like they've been taught from a young age to say excuse me and please, but don't know how to show genuine empathy to other people.
>the most unfriendly group of people in America are white males from 18-35.
>US women are bat-shit boring. They fall into one of three categories - consumer driven airheads (thr biggest group), political zealots, uninformed do gooders.
>Americans are political zealots.
>my Brazilian friends understood my English better than your average American.
>as soon as someone speaks with an accent, Americans lose all respect.
>America still uses 1c coins for some stupid reason. I ended up just throwing down fistfuls of them onto the street.
>Americans identify cultural diversity by what US state they originate from "oh I'm from Maryland", or "I'm from new England" like that's supposed to mean something - you're an American as far as anyone else is concerned. No one cares.
>I had to give a tip to a girl who forgot to bring me a beer, bring us an iced tea, bring us a side of potato, brought me meat cooked ad medium rare when I ordered medium, and who rolled her eyes when someone at my table asked the price of something. When we tipped below the recommended 15% minimum she refused to acknowledge us as we left, even as we said bye to her. We had to pay for that service.....
>las Vegas is the US in a nutshell. Cultureless, classless but a shit ton of money. I love the way Americans use their money to try to recreate 2000 year old cultural icons. It's so tacky you have to laugh
Sure there are some exceptions. There are some really great, top notch Americans, but they're in the minority
Whatever, go back to your shithole of a country and never come back.
Cant think of anything to refute, pretty top notch man
>>700704334
I'm already back in my country and have no intention of ever returning to your shit hole.
You're s political zealot, who has no real actual evidence to support your idea that you're "the greatest".
>>700703690
>talks shit about the USA
>is a filthy, favela dwelling Brasileiro
ahahahahahahahahahaha eat shit you dirty little nigger
>>700704631
Im not Brazilian. I met with some Brazilians while in the US.
Typical American. Doesn't read and jumps to conclusions that they fill with delusions usually orientated around "muh freedums"
Odds = sleep
Evens = fap
0 = do something else
Ok
Roll
>>700684038
rell
roll
>>700684038
rolls
Post your 10s
>>700695376
Deutschfaden
Wieder eine Rebellen-Edition
1. Schonmal beim Sport bös verletzt?
2. Beim Date mal richtig verschissen?
3. Beim Spannen erwischt worden?
4. Haben eure Eltern damals auch eure Porno-Sammlung unterm Bett gefunden?
>>700699954
>blödsinn. die woche noch ne simkarte gekauft, wollte niemand nix sehen.
Dann hat der Verkäufer sich nicht an geltendes Recht gehalten.
>>700700298
>fucking firefox stürzt ab nachdem ich einen scheißlangen post verfasst habe.
>soll ich einen anderen browser installieren?
Mach mal einen reset
>>700699578
Die Geheimdienste haben kein Interesse an der Auswertung meiner Daten.
Theoretisch wären solche Daten sicher sehr zielführend, aber a) muss dazu das Interesse bestehen und b) sind sie immernoch nicht 100%ig zielgenau.
Ich bin ja kein Staatsfeind, ich liebe lediglich die Freiheit
>>700699674
>WPS ?
Hat leider auch schon viele Schutzfunktionen, die das bruteforcen praktisch verhindern. Manchmal klappts aber doch.
>>700699750
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>>700700335
> 1. Schonmal beim Sport bös verletzt?
Was für Sport?
> 2. Beim Date mal richtig verschissen?
Was für nen Date??
> 3. Beim Spannen erwischt worden?
Nö, aber beim nächtlichen begrabschen der eigenen Schwester.
> 4. Haben eure Eltern damals auch eure Porno-Sammlung unterm Bett gefunden?
Nein. Pornos sammelt man ja auch nicht unterm Bett.
>>700700335
>1. Schonmal beim Sport bös verletzt?
Ja, Schulter ausgekugelt, war nicht tödlich aber tat sehr weh
>2. Beim Date mal richtig verschissen?
Komischerweise nie - let the girl talk
>3. Beim Spannen erwischt worden?
nö
>4. Haben eure Eltern damals auch eure Porno-Sammlung unterm Bett gefunden?
Ja, war peinlich (weils so viel war)
Wallpapers pt 2
>>700705560
Continuing dump
>>700705712
dual screen?
![CV [93].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h9hEpPr.jpg "CV [93].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700695611
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700701240
Still lovely.
>>700701127
But you don't.
Trust me. I watch you post.
>>700701133
I'm just teasing. How're you?
If trips get lewd
still here
and
>>700700705
oh. uh maybe just take it easy and relax for today then
>>700701020
oh. i dont really play many platformers
