remember a cactus is not a dildo
>>695950450
Really?
>>695950450
sounds like cowards talk
/b/ I feel asleep while baking a pizza last night. Lucky i didn't burn the place down. My apartment smells so bad. I could smell it outside before I even got to the door when I got home from work.
trips and a I take a bite or best suggestion
Bite that shit
>>695948484
FEAST ON SATAN'S PIE!
eat it dumbfuck
>>695948484
do it fagget! GEEEEEEEEET!
ITT: Say something intelligent.
>>695941235
Something intelligent
>>695941235
we wuz kangz
Space Jam is the best film ever made
>>695941235
i got nothin'
Can we get a cringe thread going?
>>695935148
Dear jesus
There are plenty of cringe threads already. Just look for pictures of Mein Drumpf or The Shillary.
Well, 4chins
It appears the DNC/Hillary Clinton have been against Bernie Sanders from the beginning. Wikileaks just published 20,000 e-mails and the shitstorm is now reaching epic proportions.
Thoughts?
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/
>>695943103
The Democratic National Convention starts in just next week. The city of Philadelphia are planning for 1 million 'protesters' but only expect 200,000 to show up.
Maybe we could reinvigorate the process and send 5 million people to have our fucking voices heard?
Imagine if Bernie announced on stage that he is running as a 3rd party candidate. How epic.
>>695943103
>3103▶>>695943318
>Well, 4chins
Can we vote for conditions on the presidency? Could we put forth a constitutional ammendment that any and all presidential candidates must subject themselves to a public bukkakke'ing of facts rebutting stupid shit they've said before they're allowed on TV?
Un-fucking believeable you idiots don't know that all political leaders are corrupt as shit. I've known this shit since I was a child.
Cuck thread. Post your girl or girls you know and others say what they would do to them.
Reply for reply bros
>>695939016
Wanna post her on my kik while I fap?
>>695939016
i'd gag her and let her suck on my cock while a friend fucks her ass then she swallows both our loads
>>695940488
I'd probably make her wear a black low cut shirt and cum on her tits and make her walk around the mall like that. Fuck she has a face I want to fuck.
>>695941120
facefuck her while pulling her close with her choker so she has to gag on my cock, cum down her throat until she chokes
ITT: We are sophisticated and proper until trips are rolled, then we chimp out.
Only quads can redeem thread.
>>695951575
NYPA Nigger.
>>695951707
Egads. What is this barbaric language you are speaking good sir?
>>695951575
Quads is asking too much, fag.
Make it a trip and its a deal
>>695952018
Nigger.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>695945172
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Rikka claimed and hot as hell
Kurumi's story of work part
>I work in the parking lot at Wal-mart
>Talking to my buddy about something
>see something peculiar in the lot
>it's a dog walking around
>As the official unofficial Parking Lot Patrol we decide to investigate
>little guys walking around, collar, leash, no tags
>catch him as he's going up to people
>Managers tell us to take him to the pet store on the plaza
>Make a call in Wal-mart to see if owner is ther
>he comes by
>"I need to go back in to shop"
>"leave the dog with Kurumi and coworker
>"no it'll be fine"
>he puts the dog back in his car and goes into the store
>Dog gets out literally 30 seconds later
>Mfw we have to catch him again
>we wait for owner to finish shopping
>at his car
>gets all his stuff in
>Woman is unhappy he left the dog in his car
>ohshit.jpg
>woman voices concern
>he gets defensive
>"My windows are down"
no shit, the dog got out
>Woman doesn't care, says she'll call the cops
>Dude starts yelling
>"FUCKING CALL HERE'S THE PLATE"
>"I GOT THE DOG TODAY"
>we're in the crossfire unable to do anything
>luckily after a few minutes dude leaves and woman calls cops
We were both shaking after the dude started yelling, we had no idea what was going to happen
nothing spectacular, but still pretty unusual
Let's play a game, /b/.
1. Roll
2. Go to google image search
3. Search for your month of birth plus last four digits (eg. "February 1420")
First image of a girl is your permanent waifu. Post results.
Rollerino
Tsk.
roll
Rolling
Dubs.
>My ex
>>695949671
http://liquidhotdog.com/shit/text/The%20Vagina%20Ass%20of%20Lucifer%20Niggerbastard%20-%20By%20Shawn%20Wunjo.pdf
>>695949791
Rolling
>>695949791
Rerolllll
>>695949791
reeeroll
The OFFICIAL /b/ Discord:
http://discord.gg/0150UXTOkJvkF6Sws
Want some cancer on an app or have a direct feed while you're playing a game fucking join like the cuck you are. Share shit with your fellow /b/tards over a different medium.
>>695948348
Continuing comic dump
>>695948458
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>695929530
>>695930218
>>695930008
>>695929848
>>695929079
Just get circumcisedand these problems will end.
>>695930444
Or just do your stretches and keep your dick intact
Facebook fap thread.
>>695949126
Nice redhead.
>>695949198
love her
pics you shouldn't share
Thread already going
interest?
>>695951421
I literally don't know.
>Trump Thread
What are the chances that Hillary will get my vote? 0%.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>/pol/
what a fucking nigger that trump guy
Hillary should have been indicted but then we wouldn't have 'muh women equality'
Creepshots thread.
>>695945037
>>695945138
Ok faggots stop the oldfag, newfag, normalfag etc. prove that you are at least old enough to buy a gun or go back to junior high. If you have not used this computer GTFO I suspect this will be a short thread
>>695938893
wh000! a commode door! grew up on that and the trash 80
>>695939084
Yeah it was shit took 40 min to download a very simple game
>>695938893
The VIC was my very first computer. I learned 6502 assembly on that thing. Got a C64 a couple years later and nearly shit myself with how much more powerful it was.
>>695938893
poke 36879,8
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>695938744
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
still here
YLYL
Go a head. Post them
i want to kill myself
I want to fuck a Trap, but I don't identify as Bi. I typically am not attracted to biological males, but something about Traps draw me to them.
I guess and odd Fem/Mas balance? Like this one is so fuckable for me....
>>695937038
I masturbate on cam right before my boyfriend comes to visit me. I ask the strangers online which panties and bra I should wear.
>>695937038
i kinda like furries.
