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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So with Craigslist gone, now where do we go to find and hook up for blowjobs and shit?
I know I can go to adult book stores/video booths and shit, but I want to find someone who will blow me on a regular basis. I had a guy that blew me once or twice a week for the last 10 years but he just moved too far away to see regularly.
I found him on craigslist, now its gone.
gaaaaaaaaaay
>>767370958
Obviously.
But I am only looking to get blown, I don't suck dick, I don't fuck guys or get fucked by them. I am not sexually attracted to guys in ANY way, but guys suck better dick than women. That's just a fact.
Go find a woman that gives WORLD CLASS head, (first you will need to get head from a guy to know what that is) that will blow you, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, multiple times a week, every week, for years, never wanting anything from you but a load of cum.
Go ahead, go find that.
>>767371075
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>767371264
I think there are degrees of gay though.
Obviously sexual activity with another guy is gay, there is no debating that.
But if I am not sexually attracted to men, and the thought of even touching their dick has no appeal and I won't ever do it, have no desire to fuck or get fucked..,.
I feel like that is less gay than some rainbow flag waving dude in leather chaps running around looking to get as many cocks into his ass as possible lol.
>>767372041
But I understand that its still faggotry
so /b/....I have a story I need to share. Need to get it off my chest, cause I have told no one. But also interested in your perspective on this. Humor me....
>be me, late 30s dude, married, 2 kids
>my wife is 7/10 qt, extremely loyal
>our marriage is stable and happy as much as can be expected, recently going best its been since being newlyweds
>go on long weekend trip to visit college bros, every substance I could possibly want is available - perfect get away from family life
>let-the-debauchery-begin.jpeg
>Its mostly dudes, but my college roommates brother has brought his stupidly hot, Columbian wife along and there are 2 other wives in the mix
>Columbain girl is tiny, tight, doe-eyed and quite pale for a Colombian, with a sexy accent and fiery spirit. 9.5/10 (pic related - it kind of looks like her, but she is paler)
>Saturday is gorgeous, all day around pool and hot tub
>All of us dudes creeping on friend's brother's hot wife as she suns herself and frolics around pool provocatively
>cant tell if she's doing this on purpose or if she just cant help being this sexy
>Day wears on - by early evening, we're all hammered, tripping, rolling, an extremely pleasant cocktail
>Great times had by all, music and jokes and mindblowing conversations about just about everything.
>Am totally drawn to friends brothers girl - she is just so smoking hot but also incredibly interesting. Talking her up all night
>as folks start retiring for the night, me and her continue to talk, getting closer, more intimate
>finally, its me her and her husband, who is a friend from over the years hanging out with my college buddy, but not especially close. I like the guy, but we dont have much history
>And then husband passes out, on my bed no less
>Just me and smoking hot Columbian girl, smoking cigs now, continuing down deep conversations, getting closer and closer and more intimate
>She tells me crazy stories about her horrible upbringing in Columbia. Crazy shit, drugs and prostitution and abuse at a very young age.
>We're practically crying it out together, I give her a very paternal "I'm so sorry you had to live through all of that. I had such a great ideal childhood compared to you"
>At this point, we have this amazing connection - we've both opened up about secrets from our past and there's an obvious physical spark
...
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>>767374369
You’re right to have not fucked her. There’s a special place in hell for people who fuck their friends’ significant other.
Girl wants to cheat on her boyfriend with you? Fine. But in my opinion, you draw the line if you’ve met the dude in person. That’s my rule.
Don’t tell your wife. The brownie points thing never works, and usually backfires. Plus she might get nervous at the idea of you going on trips like this in the future.
Do tell your friend. In my opinion, being a decent...
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>>767374369
one detail I forgot to mention is that she tells me that I'm the only dude thats ever said no to her. Made me feel rather cuckish, but also rather responsible.
Oh yeah, and the fact that you have an amazing wife and family who makes you happy. I just don’t see why you’d risk that for the marginal and very temporary self-esteem boost of fucking a very attractive woman.
>>767374749
Why would that make you cuckish? Literally the only people who would say that makes you a cuck are 4chan’s most retarded 17 year olds.
Got busted at school for a dab pen. Suspended 10 days and misdemeanor on my record. Also spent all my money on it. Dad hasn't found out yet but when he does I'm fucked. Wat do?
>>767373552
own up you little bitch
not much you can do
>go home
>delete answering machine
>forge signatures
>screen mail
not much, man
>>767373552
Sage
>>767373552
NOT BEE a high schooler prick and and probably just feas up you fag
>>767373552
lol misdemeanor
Fuck off kid
>>767373552
just go buy an ecig and tell them they dont know the difference?
Need 50$ for the rest of my rent, What can i do for /b/?
Paypal: [email protected]
sell the bananas
>>767370647
if you can get a 2 liter coke bottle in your ass, I'll give you $50
>>767370789
hell, i’ll give you another $50 if you pour it into your ass. no fakies
I need $10,000 to pay my taxes. Anyone?
>>767370789
Hell, if i had one i would
>>767372175
It makes muslim babies
>>767372175
Nothing.
Your camera however...
>>767372175
biggest problem is it's a muslim who is alive
The fact that it’s on a muslim
>>767372175
Looks good to me I guess?
>>767372175
No clit and no inner labia. Female circumcision at an early age is fairly normal.
/wheyfu/
>>767373775
>>767373836
pics you should share
girls you want more of, pic related
Dubs decide what I say next
Want to eat lobster with me?
canada sucks m8
>>767374531
learn to use punctuation you stupid bitch. also show me your tits. right now.
>>767375264
rerollin
Late Night Brutal WWYD Thread Vol 2
Pick one to abuse underground for three years edition
Bump, get on in.
My little sister
>>767375417
Middle left
>>767375417
2. Always 2. I'd keep her as my little Cumslut.
cousin that married into family. Pretty bitchy.
Is there a name for this meme, where people are fading away in triangular shapes, and is there more of this?
no
>>767369953
Watch Yu-Gi-Oh
>>767369953
its from pokemon
>>767369953
no idea buddy
Perhaps its from avengers
hail satan
Hail satin.
Hail Satan
Hello Stan
Help! Stain!
>>767364948
BILLY MAYS HERE
Celeb wife's international propaganda and technology cartel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AUULb SoiHl8
Luv me sum nessi
>>767372493
There's no God, prove me wrong with facts. (:
>>767368695
theres no absolute proof god isnt real
>>767368695
You're both asswipes to waste your time thinking about this.
>>767368695
The Atheist.
>>767368763
The Theist.
>>767368791
the Agnostic.
>>767368893
The Autist.
>>767368763
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot?wprov=sfla1
Whats the neet life like for you?
Lost my job about a year ago, my lady makes a bunch of money right now running a retail store. She doesnt seem to mind that I take care of the house and she makes the money, infact she says she likes it.
I make myself useful, Im a carpenter by trade so I can repair and clean anything basically, mow the yard, then give her a good fucking when she gets home.
Am I technically a neet?
>>767369020
you´re successful and productive
>>767369253
Yea but most the time I'mn wearing sweat pants and shit posting on here.
Sometines high, sometimes drunk, sometimes both.
>>767369020
she's just being encouraging to you.
it's only been a year, she most likely won't take it much longer than that.
>>767369253
>you´re successful and productive
but he's not.
he's literally doing nothing while his gf has all the financial stress on her shoulders.
taking care of the house, repairing, cleaning and mowing the lawn, it's all basic shit that normal persons do while still being a productive member of society.
op is just a lazy, useless retard, soon to be single.
it's not gonna end well.
>>767369020
>She doesnt seem to mind
Of course she does you fucking sperglord.
You are now locked in this thread until someone rolls trips
im not locked anymore
>>767372197
Ok, bubbye
>>767372223
>1 off from quads
FB/IG/ Fat thighs Fap thread
>>767372142
>>767372168
ex teacher she is like 1.50m with monster tits that usually hides it was hard to focus with those beasts shining and bouncing while walking or writing and erasing
i plan to fakeapp her with a porn model with her bodytype anybody know one?
>>767373102
Love french girls
Since my demands were apparently too much. Dubs decide.
skilikipowpow
I got a 3 inch pecker
>>767370410
"Oh Vey much Jew this day"
"I'm actually gay"
You look like my sister. I want to fuck you. Let's do it Carol
God exists.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
Who cares? This is a waste of time.
>>767372026
>Dies
>Gets to the Pearly Gates of Heaven
>"Anon, why didn't you believe?"
>I thought it was a waste of time.
>"Well now you can waste all of your time in Hell, anon"
>yfw eternity in the Inferno.
>>767372131
>Dies
>Gets to Valhalla
>"Anon why didn't you believe in the right Gods?"
>Uhh... I thought my Jewish fanfiction was the right one
>>767372131
>Dies
>Gets to nowhere
wwyd?
Post Ugly Chicks
>>767362518
Poor thing. She looks like that egg-head guy
