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Nicki Minaj thread
Interest bump
>>684126139
Hail to the plastic goddess.
Code is 13624
Just got kicked.
GasTheJews reporting in
Take another picture.
>>684126342
post pics
Nigger got kicked
What is the craziest thing kids at your school ever did?
made a sextape in the library
Apparently there was once a used condom found in the girls' locker room at my sister's school. Best I can think of.
>>684126934
link plz
Held up a taxi driver. Damn Salvadorian scum
http://www.northjersey.com/news/four-men-waldwick-teen-charged-with-hawthorne-robbery-connected-to-crime-spree-1.1510392
Chubby&Thick girls
Bonus for big asses/big tits
>>684126213
more of this thick bitch? fi think she may be on instagram
roll for a gud fap
This again?
>>684125236
ill bite
Riggidy rolling
Rerolll
fight
My girlfriend wants to wait till marriage to have sex, which is about 2-3 years away in our case. I don't like that at all and I think an important part of our relationship is simply missing. We do other sexual things like oral and hand stuff, but not penetration.
What does /b/ think I should do? I'm really happy with her emotionally, but this lack of sex leaves me longing for more, both physically and the emotional bond that forms when you fuck someone you truly love. I feel as though our relationship is incomplete right now.
Btw we're both virgins,
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Also forgot to mention we've been together for almost 3 years now
Bait harder fgt.
If shes sucking you off and swallowing, enjoy that while it lasts because that goes away quickly once you get married. Cramming your cock in her honey hole is great and all, but what I would give for a solid BJ once in a while.
>>684126074
Break up with her. You're looking at a lifetime of irreconcilable differences here.
>>684126074
You're being bullshitted and played by her man. Tell her that she shouldn't be dating if she doesn't want to have sex and if she does want to date she should explicitly tell people this on her first few dates. I assume she told you month(s) into your relationship.
I went through this with my gf OP and now we have sex all the time if you need any questions ask me.
Kahoot.it 842394
>>684127165
Aww, willfull ignorance is just adorable! :3
>>684127165
Hitler youth reporting in
>>684127165
truth!
/thread
reaction from clas?
take pics
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
Time to stop posting this thread.
>>684127193
Decent enough face, looks slutty, big tits. Sure I'd let her ride my dick.
She could give me a blowjob, but I'm not putting in any work
>>684127441
Why?
>>684127193
Why are you posting this?
ITT Virginity stories:
Post what age you lost your v card and a short story how.
inb4: /b/ is wizard land
Op here I'll start:
>13
>Crazy girl my age
>This girl was insanely horny
>We used to flirt really fucking dirty
>One day I invite her over
>start making out for about 5 minutes when she touches my meat apendix
>We fuck
>best fuck i've ever had to this day
LG Life's Good
>>684125278
wtf m8
>be me
>be 23
>
>>684126953
I feel you my dude
>17
>21 YO crazy manager
>Turn down BJ for week straight
>phone goes off
>fuckit.jpg
>get to apartment
>she's in a towel and ends up chasing her cat in the hallway naked
>raging boner
>shows me knife
>"I use this to cut myself"
>wut
...
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Imagine you're a rich Jew and she's begging for a record deal. If she was willing to do anything, what would you have her do?
take singing lessons
>>684123301
Drink bleach and die
>>684123301
tell her to kill herself.
>>684123301
Make her sign a legally binding contract to work for my record label
>>684123301
blow me, eat my asshole, and let me pound her pussy, ass, and throat whenever i wanted.
anyone into older bbws?
I'd love to shove my cock in her mouth
>>684123873
nice!
Feels
>>684123687
except nobody other than my mother has said it to me
Bumpety bump night time sucks
Suggest the kinkiest/best orgasm/feeling masturbation methods, home alone all weekend.
Methods I like get pics of step-mom's dirty panties. Can get pics of clean panties/bra's on request :)
Pic not related
I like jerking it while watching my wife suck someones cock feels great
>>684122510
>Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)11:59:47 No.684122
bump
>>684122510
>2016
>not fucking your stepmom instead
put a razor in yo ass or something, idunno
>>684122510
bumperino want to see his step mums panties!
#1
need dick pics to squirt tonight..
call or send pics 512589O931
>>684124099
and timestamp is where?
Bait alert
>>684124099
>>684124191
>>684124099
my gf has the exact same body type
Drawthread: Raging Boners Edition
>>684122894
Requesting more penis monsters.
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping. Also have her urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
This is what happens when a non draw fag makes a drawthread
>>684124864
what compels you to keep posting this?
Waifu ruining thread?
>Post hentai of your waifu
>Discuss with others
>>684123951
>She's fucking useless in canon
bumping with love. this should be the standard
>>684124420
Yeah she is but fuck is she hot.
>>684124501
Thanks. I'm gonna try to do these as often as possible.
Bump
I.dont have a waifu but here's a thing I found thats hot
>I was marked a 16
What did she mean by this?
Likely on a scale from 1-100
>>684123753
She was married at the tender age of 16.
>>684123910
kek
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>>684123917
Wow, someone actually posting a legitimate response. I applaud you, sir.
>>684123917
How did you learn to speak "tard"?
well?????
>>684125223
Can someone shop some clothes on this please?
>>684125223
NO.
>>684125429
hahahah
>>684125223
well what?
>>684125223
>duckface
>face so ugly that I wanna punch it
>tits small as fuck
>body fat and round like a sow
>pockmarked body ridden with cellulite
I think this pic has made me question my sexuality.
kek I'm an israeli jewfag
Today is actually Israel's independence day
and here are some actual facts
>I, personally, literally own your ass
>the only reason you're still alive is the fact mossad and Shin Bet allow it
>every single bit of info mined by the NSA and google about you goes to Israel in exchange for some $$
>Israel kills every single thread that surfaces as soon as it is recognized, a pity you eurocucks don't learn
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>>684125408
no, i don't believe your story.
Meefo atah fi Israel?
>Complains about nazi's
>Uses "Sub-human"
Tell me more Mr. Baruch Goldstein
>>684125408
Tipesh
יש לי אבל אני ערבי אם זה מתאים לך אז אני יכול לסדר אותך
Kahoot game going on, join in on the fun
Sorry for the image orientation, is is 133058 if you can't tell
New ID 188875
So which one?
What class is this? Don't disappoint God anon
Sacraments, questions about marriage
