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Hey /b/ros have you ever met a real life lolita girl?
No, I don't mean a loli "please onee-sama fill my prepubescent asshole with your seed" girl. I mean a girl who's into wearing those lolita big frilly dresses, doing her hair in big bouncy curls and making herself look like one of those creepy fucking dolls your grandmother keeps on her bed but makes you shit bricks because you swear the fucking thing is watching you.
The girls who dress like pic related.
I did. I happened to date a girl like that in my high school career. If you
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>>688945604
When he got out he got heavily into drugs and moved in with a 60 year old negro and died of a drug overdose, but that's not really related.
You know, people always say that if you were sexually abused as a boy you grow up to be a faggot. In reality, it was the opposite. I had a lot of misplaced anger for gays and trannies, something I still struggle with to this day. And I certainly didn't find men even remotely sexually appealing, nor did I enjoy being in sexual scenarios where I was submissive. In essence, no, I didn't become a fag or a trap (not that there's a difference).
We moved after the debacle with my brother, because my parents didn't want me to deal with the stress of all my peers knowing. They were good people, my parents. My dad was a hardworking spic and my mom was a hairy italian with bigger balls and a bigger moustache.
When I first started highschool, I was friendless. It was a small town. Everybody had already made friends. It didn't help that I felt really uncomfortable and unable to relate to people.
Luckily in my first class, I ended up sitting next to a boy named Jacob, who would later go to jail for molesting an unconscious girl at a frat party. You know that feeling when your sibling does something really shitty, and you know they deserve the ridicule they get but you still stand up for them because seeing people talk shit about them breaks your heart? That's how I felt with Jake. He wasn't an evil guy.... He was just lonely, on drugs, and too horny. Sex-fueled loneliness can drive a man crazy. I firmly believe there should be therapy for loneliness, and that therapy should involve a hooker session as part of the treatment.
Jake make a comment about how our homeroom teacher looked like a frog. It had me in stitches back then, even if now the wording of his joke escapes me.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/159/
>>688945757
I remember I agreed with him and in that moment, a friendship was born.
Jake was no saint. In fact, he was kind of an obnoxious prick. But he was a loyal friend, and I cherished every day I spent with him.
That first day of school isn't just burned in my memory for that reason though. It was also the first time I ever saw her. Elisa Milicent Sinclair. Even the name felt like something that didn't belong in our era.
I didn't see her during my lunch. But I did see her in my...
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>>688945892
>What a strange girl.
That's what I thought to myself, woefully ignorant of my own quirks. Woefully ignorant of a lot of things.
Truth be told, I didn't talk to her on that first day. Or that first week. But every time I saw her, even if it was just in passing, I stared. She wore all manner of lolita dresses, in a wide variety of colors, and messed her hair up in all kinds of styles. She was the type of girl who made sure no two days were the same. I was...
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Continue op, Im enjoying this
Celebrity fap thread
>>688958311
>>688958378
>>688958463
Christina Grimmie's dead.
>>688951752
literally who
>>688951894
Someone the OP hopes to canonize on /b/
Holy shit, Zelda is dead?
Is this real or fake?
>>688951894
A girl on youtube with 3 million subscribers. She's been around for years
Oh wow. At her own concert even. Not even her fans liked her
Come in and tell us what's on your mind Anon.
Also, General Feels/Depression thread
>>688948018
What's on my mind? Stressing over money and life. Sucks but oh well life goes on.
>>688948018
suicide and lolis of course.
>>688949790
And what's the suicide for?
>>688950093
Because im aa fucking degenerate who will never be able to have real life loli, and it makes me sick that I even want that,
She is
I got 3k in my paypal. sorta drunk and wanna spend some some money. roll for trips
bump
Rolling for dragon dildos
>>688957885
Roll
>>688958008
Roll
Roll so you can send me some
A major earthquake is about to hit the western coast of the US...I feel it....Hope I am wrong
Cant explain why I know it just came to me...
learn to swim, I'll see you down in arizona bay
>>688944005
I will pray my hardest that it will quickly sever and sink that communist hellhole from the rest of the sane country.
anons I know this is real...
I am in the midwest but an image came to me....the west coast is going to suffer a huge quake...
Feet thread.
Footfags unite.
s/fur
Post that sluts Kik and we'll try and get wins
blondieebaddie
>>688923677
Let's get this going
Hannahlynn1717
I found out that my ex Bf is a crossdresser and a sissy, flood him with cock
sipio6
Megaflare77
ITT:You laugh you lose.
ask a mormon anything
How do you take your coffee?
>>688942399
With milk. And without the coffee.
>>688942174
i'm in utah i'm more lds than u lol
>>688942559
yeah yeah whatever
>>688942174
Does your loin cloth smell funky?
No offense but here's a drawthread away from that annoying retard
Fuck you locky <3
>>688951390
lets do this shit tbh
Reposting this then @@
>>688951451
I mean, if you want. I am just a lowly anon though, why would a nobel drawfag likw yourself even consider me?
>>688951457
i think they went to the SWORDBRO one but that one may get spammed by that idiot again
>>688951563
anon u r so thirsty
Fuck.... /b/ i just found out that i am Terminal and only have about 8-13 months left to live, if that.
Damn man...
Ask me anything i guess
>pic unrelated
>>688933885
How many drugs do you plan on doing in the following months?
So how you gonna use up your last months?
What do you have?
Why not just an hero now?
>>688934413
Probably just the usual weed, occasional mushrooms and acid.
>>688934633
I dont know man, i might fly back to england and visit my family..
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If you don't reply to this thread, tragedy and grief will strike you down.
fuck you
Tf is this thread dude?
>>688952069
I have enough tragedy and grief in my life as it is. Posting for good times!
>>688952069
fck
Come Back Here
Destroy that pussay mah boy u make me proud
Tell her to send you a preview of what you're getting
>>688951544
New thread here
Anybody have that screenshot of the korean anon?
>>688951378
What does she look like?
