Trips decides what I say to my new roommate.
"Bend down on all fours, Emily."
Ask for blowjob
If we don't fuck your not living with me, cunt.
>>712929738
were going to be best of "friends"
hopefully more ;)
>>712931255
>>712931266
NEW BREAD LADS
roll dubs
also holy shit she really believed that sob story so i could get her naked lol
>>712931621
It's ok baby. I'm here now
>>712931621
fuck, now I feel bad for her
butt
*touch
>>712929949
>>712927498
I'm the opposite of that
>>712917874
MODDDSSS!!!!!!!!! JANITORSS!!!!!!
>>712917991
puss
>>712917874
Fucking cracked up.
+1
ITT: poorly describe a game and try to name it
ill start
>some random kid
>shit falls from the sky
>a bee pops out from shit
>mfw not a bee
Earthbound. "a bee" gave it away.
>cheeki breeki
>cyka blyat
>knives
>hey whats up guys welcome to a brand new video
>>712929605
monopoly
>>712929767
CS GO
ITT: post girls you know and fap too often
Pic Related
OP, if she's sending that to you on snapshot, she wants you to make a move. Don't be a pussy.
Who wants more of this slut
Drawthread
Spermo's gone insane edition
Uhhhh.....
>>712923945
Why are ALL our loli artists migrating to that BOARD?!?!
Like WHAT does THEIR drawthread have that ours DONT?! WHAT I ask you! WHAT?!
>>712923363
and a happy new easter
>>712922768
sup cutie bae~
i'll take requests while i drink if anything fun pops up
waiting for other thread to be kill so can repost the dating sim.
unless no one wants to play anymore.
Continuation of the Kelsey nude thread
A "friend" of Kelsey was in the previous thread not sure if it was bait though
bump
>>712925375
who dis bitch?
Were you the one talking to her on IG?
>>712925542
Kelsey
Race wars thread
first 6 people can say a color (not white or black), name, and location for a starting nation. Nations start with 5 territories.
After 6 nations are set, the game begins.
10 = 1 territory, 20 = 2, etc.
dubs = 5
69 or trips = 10
quads = destroy a random nation. If one isn't chosen, the biggest one besides yours will become your territory.
quints or above = instant win.
Purple
DickCheeseRepublic
Cyrodiil
Yellow, McDonalds, middle of eastern coast
Red, Sandy Asscrack NC, Hammerfell
I absolutely love rimming and driving my tongue into my gals ass, all my friends make jokes like they think it's disgusting, does /b/ eat ass or am I just a lone weirdo?
love when i 69 with my gf and i can stare into her tight asshole as i eat her out. so far i've only put pressure on her asshole with my finger, how should proceed with further ass play?
It's disgusting. Unless the girl like has never ever ever shit. like if there's some other universe where there's no shit or piss, but we still have assholes. that'd be a good world.
>>712917662
Lick her butt.
>>712917662
Just run your tongue over her asshole briefly, if she has a freakout apologise and say it was an accident, if she doesn't react, then give her the full treatment. When women get past the idea they seem to invariably love it.
/b/ Hunger Games simulator thread
I'll take 36 tributes. No duplicates or tributes similar to each other.
Dark Man 1
Tatar qt
/fit/ s/fur thread
Man i still need to get back into my groove working out, got knocked out of the routine by the worst fever i've had in ten years and now im dealing with the aftermath.
Where da Fluffies at?
bamp
post wallpapers
One of my personal favorites
Rule 34?
dubs or 69 decide.
Too busy fucking your bf
Well you could revive me with some puspus
>>712925445
Roll
>>712925390
Roll
>>712928250
Look, it's time to get real, now we can do this the easy way. or the hard way. but i'm gonna rape you
>>712928250
Just fapped to this ask me anything
>>712928250
Shit i dont wanna get v&
>>712928250
I came many buckets
>>712928250
I truly witnessed the strength of street knowledge.
/b/ Games ROUND 5
Last round before OP has to go home from work edition
>first 24 get in
>image and name in post
GIR
Tatar qt
Megumin
Aesop Rock
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>712912755
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my threads
claimed
Alice2 h-has been claimed!!
What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?
>>712918701
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>>712918701
Stop drinking and smoking. Don't worry about it killing you, the weeks before it does you'll wish you were already dead.
>>712918701
To use the correct words when you ask something.
Dumbass.
drugs is bad, don't do them.
