Porn Giveaway Time!
>Rules are simple, roll trips for a year free subscription to VRSmash.
>Don't ask me how I got the codes.
>inb4 op wont deliver vr porn goodies
>>686467152
>yfw
not trips
Gimme those trips
Trips gets the link to the tape.
k
Who's iy op
give it to me fam
gibe me
OC cringe thread
>featuring dennis aka DENDEN
>>686466341
what the fuck
>>686466341
Why are you friends with this cunt?
sometimes you just gotta live a lit lifestyle pham
Hey anyone who came to /b/ before 2010,
Why don't we make a new place to hang out? This place was killed of cancer a long time ago.
8ch is a no go an mch will put you on a list. We need somewhere new.
One anon said he's making a site called n3verforget.us, but it won't be live until later on, and we don't know if it'll be he kind of site where we make posts and stuff.
If you remember the old /b/, bump this thread. Don't let it 404 due to the other cancerous threads that spawn so quickly.
inb4
>EFG
>not 400 x 400
>jpg
>"image"
Yeah, the time to make /b/ great again is long past. We have to just leave. The cancer's won since 2012
It's hard to escape from the Reddit fags. 50% of /b/'s population is Reddit, 60% of the population is under 18, and much of the population is autistic. The old /b/ back in the days of lulz has all either grown up, become a meme themselves over at >>>/pol/, gone to 8ch, gone to mch, or is in jail. But there's still a significant amount of us guys left here for whatever reason, a lot of us who were underage b&s during the golden era. WE can bring back our culture.
There have been many exoduses. I remember the migration to 7chan, watched them leave, waved them off.
/b/ was never good, and imitations are always worse. only good offshoot is 420chan.
Let's have one of these threads. Haven't seen one in a while
>>686459150
Lol
Post girls you know, who don't know you get off to their pics
Take a photo of your right hand just like the pic and type your dick size. Research purposes
>>686455938
Fucking ET hands...
Nope.
I'll play.
6"
>>686456456
Interesting
59 gets a free steam game.
>>686466370
Roll
>>686466370
rolling
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198284710896/
New Queen of B/ its time we upgraded
>>686461400
MOOOOOAAAARRRR
FAPFPAPFAPAFPFPAFFPA O)O)O)O)
No.
>>686461400
Jesus evalion, is that the only cute picture you have of yourself?
>>686461400
bump
Waifu claiming thread.
>Straight from the Sea
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
Purest idol claimed.
Take a look at these hands
Shiro claimed.
Fuso a shit.
>>686467866
kagami claimed...
Miho claimed
You can read can't you
No.
Give me some good horror movies, i need to be scared.
Inside (2007) A superior french horror.
http://www.moviesub.net/watch/inside-2007/1438.html
best film ever: "Conjuring"
2nd best film ever: "The Woman in Black"
Believe me. Even woman in black with harry potter is extreme nice.
>>686464543
Martyrs. also just watched Baskin and that was really good
>>686465053
He said he wanted to be scared dipshit. Conjuring - Yeah but not Woman in black.
Faces of /b/ thread continued
Post your pretty faces neckbeards
SAATANAN SAATANA
>>686466874
I bet your names Gregg.
Go on. Rate me, /b/.
Also wincest thread
>>686442074
drive google.com/folderview?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVUlBEZVFINGk4Nk0&usp=sharing
You're welcome
Obvious bad parenting thread
>>686442074
Got the picture of that family in the living room with the father having a hard on and the the daughter looking as if she's going to punch his dick?
asian amateur thread
>>686460995
Bump
>Wake up at 4PM from napsy time
>Glance over at my Good Boy Points scoreboard
>Fuck yes, 25 pointsies!
>Time to play some video gameys
>Waddle downstairs to living room in my jammy wammies
>Mom has her book club over, occupying valuable living room space
>"Anon, we're having our weekly book meeting here, can't you go play in the playroom for a little while?"
>No bitch, I saved up my Good Boy Points to play my Weegee game
>"O-okay, Anon, but please try to keep it down."
>Of course mommy, I'm your good boy!
>Load up New Super Luigi U
>Hear mom in the background: "A-as I was saying, I think Jane Eyre..."
>The game starts
>Start chanting Luigi catchphrases
>WEEGEE TIME! WAHOO! MARIOOOOO!
>Absorbed in the game
>World 1 boss, so toughy tough!
>Start farting from the concentration
>Smells like rotten meat
>WEEGEE NUMBER ONE
>Sniff fartsy farts and giggle
>Made it to world 2!
>Fart out a hot burning one
>Hear one of the bookwomen gag
>"I'm sorry Anon's Mom, I think I've left the lights on at home. I really have to go!"
>Hear her run out while gagging
>Look over at mom and her friendsies
>They're all looking at me disgusted
>Smirk
>"Come on, Anon, why don't you go to the playroom for a little bit. I think you've had enough tv timey."
>NO BITCH I WANNA PLAY WEEGEE
>I HAVE PAID THE GBP, NO REFUNDS
>"Please, Anon, we can talk about this later."
>Bitch has got to know when to stop.
>Now it's WEEGEE TIME
>Rub Wii U Gamepad over my wee wee, tummy tums starts growling
>Start violently farting and shitting in my diapies
>The smell is horrific
>Women start throwing up while scrambling for the door
>Mom starts crying, completely broken down
>Get a semi
>It's just the two of us now
>Mom just sits there, staring blankly at me
>I laugh and roll around
>Mommy, now make me tendies please?
>No response
>MOMMY, TENDIES NOW FOR TUMTUM HUNGRY
>No wonder dad left us, you useless whore
>Throw gamepad at her face, leaving a bruise
>She nods silently and makes my tendies
>Dine like a king
>>686459668
Sounds like a good day all around! I envy you, anon.
>>686459668
possibly the worst one of these i've ever seen
>>686459668
SOLID GOLD
Trap/trans/CD/mental illness thread
>>686454466
Bump without posting something...cmon negro....
Abendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Pisst ihr auf öffentlichen Toiletten absichtlich daneben?
Bestes Musikalbum?
Welche Personen könnt ihr nicht ernst nehmen?
Aus welchem Land sollte eure waifu kommen wenn ihr wählen könntet?
>>686458626
Zipfelklatscher.
Gut soweit.
Ne ich ziel auch auf öffentlichen Toiletten.
Bestes Musikalbum? Keinen plan.
Merkel.
Russland. Russland ist immer gut.
macht es sinn mit 28 eine ausbildung zum Krankenpflegger zu machen?
>>686458626
>Pisst ihr auf öffentlichen Toiletten absichtlich daneben?
Ich folge einem heiligen Codex. Wenn die Toilette sauber ist, hinterlasse ich sie auch so. Ist sie dreckig, war sie förmlich sauber in dem Zustand bevor ich dort reinkam. Zur Not tut es auch noch eine Dose Scheiße-Spray.
>Welche Personen könnt ihr nicht ernst nehmen?
Leute, die die Herrlichkeit des Schnupperlichen in Frage stellen.
>Aus welchem Land sollte eure waifu kommen wenn ihr wählen könntet?
Aus einem kleinen Ort in Deutschland nahe meinem. Denn ich habe diesen schon gewählt.
>Angebot steht noch, für die Fetischisten die mich unterstützen wollen gibts frischen OC nach Wunsch
>Paypal vorausgesetzt
Alright /b/,give Some movies and I'll see how Jewish they are
The eternal jew
The Fifth Element
>Greatest sci fi film ever made
>>686460878
That doesn't even make any sense.
How can a movie be jewish?
Judaism is a belief.
What the fuck.
4706 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.
Chubby thread?
>>686464936
I'm into that whole daddy thing but no clue where to find like minded chicks. Also chicks that are ok with me being married (yes my wife is fine with it but requests I am discreet about it.)
