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California thread
Post your area code
Post local wins
Profit
916 checking in
707
530 Cameron Park
>>768755316
916
Waifu thread
>Afternoon tea time edition
Hmm..
>>768761503
Always.
>>768761666
Hail Lord Satan
Guys what in the actual fuck is wrong with me? I'm 19, above average looking, not socially retarded, but I still can't get laid. What the fuck is happening? I'm seeing people here in college who look worse than me who are getting poon at least occasionally. They usually have friends that know friends, and yada yada they build some connections, and next thing you know someone is blowing them. Why have I never seen this treatment with myself before? I've approached some girls who I've known for a while and just tried to make something work, and I ALWAYS
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fire up tinder and bumble
>>768761086
Girls always flake on there it fucking pisses me off. Can't believe they do all this dirty talk to me in text but don't end up doing anything about it. It's just playing games. That's the last shit I want.
>>768761012
>tfw no anime-watching, poker-playing, kpop-listening, dog-loving, jew-hating, book-reading, forest-walking, underage gf.
Find something else to give your life meaning. Join a club. Volunteer. Contribute something to society. Appreciate the fact that you have friends. Call them. Tell them you love them. You're obviously passionate about the gym. Share that passion with others. Share it with your friends. Your basing your self-worth off of how much pussy you can get. Once you start getting it, you're going to very quickly realize that the emptiness that you're feeling inside isn't because you couldn't get laid. It's really easy to think that if you get that ONE thing,...
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>>768761012
Girls can smell your frustration. It’s a red flag to them. If you can keep that shit in check and just hang out with the hotties for fun’s sake, it’ll start falling in your lap in a few months. Then it’ll never stop as long as you stay attractive and don’t weird out any of your hookups.
Post Fb and Ig sluts such as this
Thoughts??
Celeb Thread Again
>>768761861
always more alba
Heya
No.
Gingers you want to smash
>>768755862
Nice rack
>>768755786
>Gingers
>Brunette
One job, OP. One fucking job.
>>768755862
>>768756013
I'm glad you enjoy
This mommy and daughter
Faces you want to cover with cum
Bonus points for girls you know
>>768761123
Why do you keep posting this horseface bitch? Why are you so obsessed with her?
>>768761123
God, what a busted face.
>>768761123
why do you want to cover a rabbit's face with cum?
Loli thread
wOULd yoU Let HIm SLiDD ????
>>768753058
logging in for a dreamy creamy surprise
Anyone here been smoking weed for 10+ years daily? Have you seen a doctor since to reveal how lungs have held up? Wondering if lung disease is something inevitable.
if you plan on keeping this habit i strongly recommend switching vaping, oils, or better yet, edibles. smoke is smoke. even without the additives that make cigarettes so deadly.
>>768756600
i have come to understand this now, but have always been under impression it's nowhere near as bad as cigarettes. i'll be making the switch
>>768756452
15+ years, mostly switched to vaping 5 years ago because no smell.
Lungs feel fine, jog 1-2 miles a day..
>>768756718
Actually dabbing would be more accurate. Vape the concentrates and cartridges.
>>768756718
>jog 1-2 miles a day
i imagine this helps alot, have you ever had your lungs checked out by a doctor
Mahlzeit Deutschland Faden
- MME - Mittäglich Möpse Edition -
Hier die Fragen zum Warmwerden:
1. Wie geht es dir?
2. Würdest du dir wieder mehr Deutschlandfäden wünschen?
3. Was ist dein Beruf, und bist du damit zufrieden? Wenn nein, was stört dich?
4. welche Kondome hast du genutzt und welche davon kannst du empfehlen und welche überhaupt nicht?
5. Was ist der beste Ort für einen sexlastigen Urlaub mit der Freundin/ dem Freund?
>>768746410
>1. Wie geht es dir?
Geht so. Man ist halt keine zwanzig mehr...
>2. Würdest du dir wieder mehr Deutschlandfäden wünschen?
Ja, ohne ist es etwas langweilig in /b/
>3. Was ist dein Beruf, und bist du damit zufrieden? Wenn nein, was stört dich?
Verwaltungsbeamter. Bin nicht zufrieden. Ich habe zwar mehr als genug zu tun, aber die Aufgaben sind trotz ihres Anspruchs oft sehr monoton. Und die Bezahlung...
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>>768746410
hab morgen meine jägerprüfung und kack mich hier fast ein.
>>768747035
>jägerprüfung
Geil. Und viel Glück und Weidmannsheil! Willst du wirklich jagen, oder geht es dir nur um die ganzen knarren, die du dir dann kaufen kannst?
>>768747248
Nein ich will wirklich jagen. Ich hab vor ein paar Jahren den Angelschein gemacht und wollte nun auch mal was anderes essen als nur Fisch. Ich finds total spannend sich sein eigenes Essen zu beosrgen. Leider sind die Hürden enorm hoch. Gerade im Im Jagdbetrieb fallen viele durch.
endlich mal wieder ein Deutschland
Faden>>768747355
viel Glück !
Why do you still have a dog in 2018 /b/?
>they are loud as shit
>literally bark for no reason most of the time
>they smell like shit aka you have to bathe them
>they are really dumb so you have to teach them how to behave
>aggressive and violent
>cant even walk by themself so they have to wear a leash
you're a degenerate if you have a dog.
4chan just reached new low.. hating on dog? You either you are a troll or brain-damaged. Whatever it is just fuck off
>>768759431
You do realize you're describing my ex gf, don't you?
>they don't judge you if you have no friends
>they don't care you haven't showered in weeks, thus helping eat your dick cheese
>>768759431
helps my crippling depression
>>768759431
Really reaching the bottom of the barrel with this one. Good luck rustling any jimmies at all.
pics you SHOULD share cont. part 1283942
Another dumb porn thread, huh?
>>768762698
Good start man
>>768762698
>>768762806
For any random reason, you can change ONE thing on the entire universe.
What you change will be infinite and can never be changed again.
There is no limitation to the change you can make. Opo a pizza or destroy the universe are both possible.
What would you do?
>>768757388
Make an infinite source of energy to eliminate entropy.
To know what its like to feel happiness.
The order of the food chain.
>>768757844
this
>>768757881
a chain is a bad analogy. it should be more... a food web.
The web of which the food is carnivourised denoted by multiple factors
This is what a real attractive woman looks like ,why does the media keep trying to push sticc chicks on us?
>>768757592
Because Muh Fashion Industry.
>>768757592
Well she's in the kitchen
>>768757592
Shes fat tho
>>768757871
Absolute mother material
>>768757592
No thats unhealthy
When Starbucks employee says you can't use the bathroom because a homeless minority has been passed out in there for the last 6 hours
>>768757418
Shit is crazy
typical nigger shit
>>768757418
Isn't that what Ariana Grande did at that store?
>>768757418
This is new...
Upskirts. Upskirts, upskirts
these are fucking nasty? none of these girls wear shorts?
What's your stance on the universe anon?
Do you think we are here because of a higher power? Or do you think otherwise
Please share
>>768754834
>Do you think we are here because of a higher power?
Yes, this.Especially because of stuff like the Golden Ratio.
Define "higher power". A stellar object is certainly a "higher power" than I am.. so yes, I'd say we are here because of a "higher power". If we're talking about some mystical fairy floating in the sky sending his "son" to die for us and all that shit.. no. Mythology is mythology no matter the region of the world it comes from.
>>768754960
Pretty much this. We are star stuff, but there's no reason to believe in gods.
>>768754960
So you believe matter just created itself?
My personal belief is that there is a higher intelligence, we just can't comprehend or understand it yet.
We can't understand the idea that something came from nothing, so there are too many pieces of the puzzle that are missing.
>>768755600
How did I know it'd be you again? Fuck off.
Reminder for the newfags: sage goes in every field.
if you could have one girl sit on your face for an hour who would it be?
>>768756784
All day...
>>768756860
oh boy here we go
This whore
Her
Post your girl's ass
>>768756569
fuck off cuck
You are given $1,000,000 cash clear and free to invest. You can't keep a dime of the original money. You MUST invest it.
What would you do?
>>768756295
Invest it.
LXRP. Amazing technology.
>>768756336
i like the way you fucking think.
i have real $1m i want you to handle it!
Bioengineering
Cryptocurrency or real estate
