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>>768755316
Waifu thread
>Afternoon tea time edition
Hmm..
Always.
Guys what in the actual fuck is wrong with me? I'm 19, above average looking, not socially retarded, but I still can't get laid. What the fuck is happening? I'm seeing people here in college who look worse than me who are getting poon at least occasionally. They usually have friends that know friends, and yada yada they build some connections, and next thing you know someone is blowing them. Why have I never seen this treatment with myself before? I've approached some girls who I've known for a while and just tried to make something work, and I ALWAYS get rejections. Or if they say that they think I'm handsome in return, it never leads to anything even when I try. It just ends up turning out that she's just being a tease, or she's just playing some bs games. Again, I am a good looking guy. A lot of my most brutally honest friends of mine are surprised as well, because they tell me that I deserve more because I'm a solid 7/10. Only reason I'm not a virgin (and why i haven't gone completely insane) is because i occasionally bang hookers. For fucks sake, sometimes I'll be done banging a hooker and they'll look at my body and ocassionally I'll get the, "why don't you get a girlfriend, you don't need to pay for sex" (because I'm obsessed with the gym). Yeah, it's obviously a light hearted comment, but it still tells me they're somewhat surprised that someone like me is so desperate for sex that my only means is to pay money for it. I mean I think of myself as a rational person, but sometimes I can't help but feel like there's just some outside force making every possible opportunity with a girl I meet to never lead anywhere. Any advice guys? I'm just a lonely college kid who's drunk, and just boozing up on the weekend in my dorm because all these countless efforts with women lead me fucking nowhere. Alcohol is the only thing giving me some false enthusiasm in this life.
Someone tell me what the fuck I should do. Dubs for a pic of me if you guys want.
fire up tinder and bumble
>>768761086
Girls always flake on there it fucking pisses me off. Can't believe they do all this dirty talk to me in text but don't end up doing anything about it. It's just playing games. That's the last shit I want.
>>768761012
>tfw no anime-watching, poker-playing, kpop-listening, dog-loving, jew-hating, book-reading, forest-walking, underage gf.
Find something else to give your life meaning. Join a club. Volunteer. Contribute something to society. Appreciate the fact that you have friends. Call them. Tell them you love them. You're obviously passionate about the gym. Share that passion with others. Share it with your friends. Your basing your self-worth off of how much pussy you can get. Once you start getting it, you're going to very quickly realize that the emptiness that you're feeling inside isn't because you couldn't get laid. It's really easy to think that if you get that ONE thing, your depression will just vanish. If I get laid I'll be happy, if I break up with my girlfriend I'll be happy. If I quit my job I'll be happy. Really man, there's no quick fix and no easy recipe for happiness when you're depressed. Talk to somebody if you need to. No shame in it. Sex isn't everything.
Post Fb and Ig sluts such as this
Thoughts??
Celeb Thread Again
>>768761861
always more alba
Heya
No.
Gingers you want to smash
>>768755862
Nice rack
>>768755786
>Gingers
>Brunette
One job, OP. One fucking job.
>>768755862
>>768756013
I'm glad you enjoy
Faces you want to cover with cum
Bonus points for girls you know
>>768761123
Why do you keep posting this horseface bitch? Why are you so obsessed with her?
>>768761123
God, what a busted face.
Loli thread
wOULd yoU Let HIm SLiDD ????
logging in for a dreamy creamy surprise
Anyone here been smoking weed for 10+ years daily? Have you seen a doctor since to reveal how lungs have held up? Wondering if lung disease is something inevitable.
if you plan on keeping this habit i strongly recommend switching vaping, oils, or better yet, edibles. smoke is smoke. even without the additives that make cigarettes so deadly.
>>768756600
i have come to understand this now, but have always been under impression it's nowhere near as bad as cigarettes. i'll be making the switch
>>768756452
15+ years, mostly switched to vaping 5 years ago because no smell.
Lungs feel fine, jog 1-2 miles a day..
>>768756718
Actually dabbing would be more accurate. Vape the concentrates and cartridges.
Mahlzeit Deutschland Faden
- MME - Mittäglich Möpse Edition -
Hier die Fragen zum Warmwerden:
1. Wie geht es dir?
2. Würdest du dir wieder mehr Deutschlandfäden wünschen?
3. Was ist dein Beruf, und bist du damit zufrieden? Wenn nein, was stört dich?
4. welche Kondome hast du genutzt und welche davon kannst du empfehlen und welche überhaupt nicht?
5. Was ist der beste Ort für einen sexlastigen Urlaub mit der Freundin/ dem Freund?
>>768746410
>1. Wie geht es dir?
Geht so. Man ist halt keine zwanzig mehr...
>2. Würdest du dir wieder mehr Deutschlandfäden wünschen?
Ja, ohne ist es etwas langweilig in /b/
>3. Was ist dein Beruf, und bist du damit zufrieden? Wenn nein, was stört dich?
Verwaltungsbeamter. Bin nicht zufrieden. Ich habe zwar mehr als genug zu tun, aber die Aufgaben sind trotz ihres Anspruchs oft sehr monoton. Und die Bezahlung ist mies.
>4. welche Kondome hast du genutzt und welche davon kannst du empfehlen und welche überhaupt nicht?
Hab eigentlich alles durch. Durex Gefühlsecht fühlt sich gut genug an, neigt aber zum reißen. Billy boy ist einfach schrecklich aber stabil. Alle anderen waren ein Kompromiss aus beidem. Roh ist aber immer noch am besten.
>5. Was ist der beste Ort für einen sexlastigen Urlaub mit der Freundin/ dem Freund?
Kann Mallorca empfehlen. Abseits der Saison gibt es gerade im Südosten lauschige stellen.
>>768746410
hab morgen meine jägerprüfung und kack mich hier fast ein.
>>768747035
>jägerprüfung
Geil. Und viel Glück und Weidmannsheil! Willst du wirklich jagen, oder geht es dir nur um die ganzen knarren, die du dir dann kaufen kannst?
>>768747248
Nein ich will wirklich jagen. Ich hab vor ein paar Jahren den Angelschein gemacht und wollte nun auch mal was anderes essen als nur Fisch. Ich finds total spannend sich sein eigenes Essen zu beosrgen. Leider sind die Hürden enorm hoch. Gerade im Im Jagdbetrieb fallen viele durch.
Why do you still have a dog in 2018 /b/?
>they are loud as shit
>literally bark for no reason most of the time
>they smell like shit aka you have to bathe them
>they are really dumb so you have to teach them how to behave
>aggressive and violent
>cant even walk by themself so they have to wear a leash
you're a degenerate if you have a dog.
4chan just reached new low.. hating on dog? You either you are a troll or brain-damaged. Whatever it is just fuck off
>>768759431
You do realize you're describing my ex gf, don't you?
>they don't judge you if you have no friends
>they don't care you haven't showered in weeks, thus helping eat your dick cheese
>>768759431
helps my crippling depression
pics you SHOULD share cont. part 1283942
Another dumb porn thread, huh?
>>768762698
Good start man
For any random reason, you can change ONE thing on the entire universe.
What you change will be infinite and can never be changed again.
There is no limitation to the change you can make. Opo a pizza or destroy the universe are both possible.
What would you do?
>>768757388
Make an infinite source of energy to eliminate entropy.
To know what its like to feel happiness.
The order of the food chain.
>>768757844
this
>>768757881
a chain is a bad analogy. it should be more... a food web.
This is what a real attractive woman looks like ,why does the media keep trying to push sticc chicks on us?
>>768757592
Because Muh Fashion Industry.
>>768757592
Well she's in the kitchen
>>768757592
Shes fat tho
>>768757871
Absolute mother material
When Starbucks employee says you can't use the bathroom because a homeless minority has been passed out in there for the last 6 hours
>>768757418
Shit is crazy
typical nigger shit
>>768757418
Isn't that what Ariana Grande did at that store?
Upskirts. Upskirts, upskirts
What's your stance on the universe anon?
Do you think we are here because of a higher power? Or do you think otherwise
Please share
>>768754834
>Do you think we are here because of a higher power?
Yes, this.Especially because of stuff like the Golden Ratio.
Define "higher power". A stellar object is certainly a "higher power" than I am.. so yes, I'd say we are here because of a "higher power". If we're talking about some mystical fairy floating in the sky sending his "son" to die for us and all that shit.. no. Mythology is mythology no matter the region of the world it comes from.
>>768754960
Pretty much this. We are star stuff, but there's no reason to believe in gods.
>>768754960
So you believe matter just created itself?
My personal belief is that there is a higher intelligence, we just can't comprehend or understand it yet.
We can't understand the idea that something came from nothing, so there are too many pieces of the puzzle that are missing.
if you could have one girl sit on your face for an hour who would it be?
All day...
>>768756860
oh boy here we go
This whore
Post your girl's ass
>>768756569
fuck off cuck
You are given $1,000,000 cash clear and free to invest. You can't keep a dime of the original money. You MUST invest it.
What would you do?
>>768756295
Invest it.
LXRP. Amazing technology.
>>768756336
i like the way you fucking think.
i have real $1m i want you to handle it!
Bioengineering
