Does /b/ know any good science jokes?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders half a beer, the second orders a quarter of a beer, the third orders an eighth of a beer... The bartender interrupts them, points at a sign that reads "Patrons: please know your limits", then pours them exactly one beer.
>>682427645
You don't know math, that should be 2 beers for limit. Fag.
>>682427645
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9.
That one really cracks everybody up at the mensa meetings i go to
>>682427947
Learn to sum, idiot.
A cop pulls over a subatomic particle and says "sir, are you aware that you were going twice the speed limit?" "Great," says the particle, "now I'm lost."
>>682427645
an allosaurus and a t-rex walk into a bar
the bartender tells them one has to leave
he's from the wrong epoc
roll time
>>682429221
rolllll
>>682429221
Rolling for something other than the roasties I get every time
They see me rollin'
>>682429221
brolly
Lone robber has taken hostage. Snipers go on the roof and bring the tango down and secure the area
>>682428700
Aiming for water bottle
Rolling for 1
headshot bitch
>>682428700
Dead
ITT: cringe and ylyl
You nostalgia, you lose.
>>682424319
I win
>>682424445
Yugio was better
>>682424319
>Buzzfeed: the thread
fuck off you little shits
Cuck thread. You want to see her used while you fap, admit it. Post her.
>>682408892
gf
Fuuck yesss
Ill post some pics of my wife's ass. I want somebody to fuck the shit out of her but she doesnt want to cheat
Left
What a bunch of faggots
tits or?
Tits or gtfo
>>682430759
You look like a 14 year old from the mid west
Floof
Disgusting
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>talk to other waifu/husbandos
>I still don't get the nap meme
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum for fuck's sake
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: ecks dee
>>682426532
I am not afraid of death. I embrace my mortality.
>>682425568
I see, but thats kinda what I was saying, you get the gist of things, the overall feeling but some people want more. They wan't absolute un-ambiguity as to how the artist feels. Which someone like you can get from a classical piece but others can't
>>682425745
True, who needs friends when you have waifu right? haha
>>682424389
Sorry! Im kinda preoccupied heh, Those are nice places though, Id be down to live in Canada. anywhere thats cold really haha
>>682426404
Not exercising yet, just on a steady diet of mostly rum and jerky haha, but I will be soon
Claiming and playing so sorry if I don't respond right away
still here
and
>>682426404
I want it to at least look nice
Gotta get that claim in a slow thread
>Search for 4degreez on google and take the test
I'm probably the most normal person on /b
Not looking too good
what am I even doing here
>>682417727
Oh there you are. We've been looking for you.
This has been a long time coming.
>>682418287
What are you going on about
Cuck / Hotwife thread
I've got a few cuck stories I'll greentext if there's interest
>>682406944
Do it
Bump for interest,
share and saved pt 2
'bootin'
>>682425066
definite save
>>682425195
More then
You know what to do fags.
Rollo
>>682411852
roll
>>682411852
rollzz
R
Bisexual Roulette!
>Roll 0-3 - Straight
>Roll 4-7 - Gay
>Roll 7-10 - Trap
Rolllllll
>>682412662
rawl
>>682412662
rqrq
I want trap too
Rolling
ROLOL
>>682420914
Rollerino
Rollerino
>>682420914
Rolling
YLYL
>>682420848
How about useing a new image OP
S/Fur
Lucario or Mienshao dump?
>>682417450
yes
>>682417450
Neither
Post pictures of girls and say how we'd fuck them. Be generous, post a reply with a girl
Old one hit cap
>>682410784
I'd bend this one over the tub and blow a load in her arse
>>682411100
I would tell you how I'd fuck her but I'm not really into dogs
Shamelless self bump bc really need to wank one out
>>682410784
I'd fuck her doggy and tittyfuck
homofuzzy boyz
what a delightful machine
>>682426819
it does seem quite nice
>>682426672
Do want
Draw Thread
Sexy Nurse Edition
Thread Music
http://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
You guys should really ignore him
>>682422940
^^^^^^^^^^^
>T H I S
>H
>I
>S
I'm in
