What is the most hateful thing you can come up with to say to someone?
you make OP look like a cool guy
>>676679618
"if I was in a room with OP, OP and you I'd shoot you twice"
Even OP wouldn't suck your dick.
I'm so gay I exclamation dick in the bathroom řight now
Smal dick humilliation thread
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>>676682866
looks as my dick. It gets 9cm/11cm (3,4inch/4.1inch) at best when erected. :(
What's the pic in his hand /b/?
Will thread be kill before /b/ can post their shoops?
>>676682296
i got this
OK /b/ short story time. Tell me if this breaks the "bro code"
>be me 26 years
>rent house with brother out in the country
>get along 90% of the time
>there is a gas station nearby with qt3.14 gril
>easy 8/10
>spent about a week mildly flirting with her so she remembers who I am with all the customers she gets so I can get her number.
>me and my brother drinking and smoking last weekend
>bring up gas station and their shitty prices.
>I mention I was going to try to get gas girls number next day when I buy smokes
>not even an hour later he leaves for the gas station and comes back with her number
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>be angry in silence and just continue drinking
>later that night he won't stfu about her conversation.
>I tune him out and listen to music
>he then states he does not want me to try to get with her if it doesn't work out stating "bro code"
>even says if I do he would punch me in the duck
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I feel that him almost immediately going to get her number upon me stating my interest was a violation of his so called bro code.
So my /b/ros here is the question. Did he fuck up and is now being a little bitch? Or am I just retarded. Discuss. Harass. I want insight from my fellow /b/ tards.
It's dick not duck btw
He's protecting you anon, she's actually your sister.
TBH OP, I'm on your side, I would be pissed too. Do whatever you feel like. Fuck him.
>>676680466
Thank you anon. Anyone else have insight? Similar stories are welcome to.
I was in a private sector of the Catholic Church...charged with dealing with the supernatural...AMA
fuck u
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/im-so-high
>>676682460
I'm bored..
Did you use candles?
Why?
What made them decide to charge you? Were you exiled?
>>676682460
Isn't Opvs Dei one big cultist front anyway?
Here
How smart are you?
shameless self bump
why Tetris borked?
>>676665607
Smart enough not to waste my time doing this.
>>676665607
Sorry dude I'm not coloring in that shit in paint. Should have made them all just one color
Just smoked some weed. AMA.
What's on the tunes?
>>676680185
Some childish gambino.
r u feelin it mr krabs?
>>676678725
Same here. Wat doin? Jammin' on Pandora, drinkin' brew and chillin' with doge here.
ITT: Ask a Canadian anything
There are literally dozens of us!
>>676681305
shit thread gtfo >>>/trash/
>>676681305
How will you feel when based-Trump annexes America's hat?
>>676681589
Honestly I think Trump will leave us leafbros away for the first term. After that it's over to iceland
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
Please do it to her. Biggest slut in school. I'll post it on her fb
Will a fellow /b/ro buy FAllout 4 for a Clinically depressed fag.. SteamID: sanctifiedhero
>>676680350
How 'bout you get a job queer bait
>>676680350
Like your broke ass computer can run it.
Why not pirate ftl
>>676680835
Inb4
>I don't like pirating, I want to own it because I'm a massive fucking queer and my broke ass can't even afford a ring to run it but I'm relying on the generosity of this piece of shit website
>>676680350
Any kind anon that could gift me Darksouls 3?
Also add me if you want to jolly co op Darksouls 1 or need some help
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FakeGodsRealm/
Thanks bros and have a great night, dont forget to tell me your SL so we can Co Op easily
Discussion on spooktacular games of spookyness, why you like them, favorite level, favorite enemy unit, and the villains you love to hate the most.
Dead space is one of my favorite recent franchises. Seems like it had the best parts of resident evil 4 and awsome gore, and I liked the creatures most deff, all around I felt it was pretty dope. I'd give it a spook rating of... 13 dead rats out of 17
Dead space 1 first horror game I ever played, loved it
Amnesia was good, the water part in Justine where the monster is breaking down the door was the most stressful moment of my life
Layers of Fear is turning out to be amazing because scary and I love macabre paintings
>>676684677
Also, silent hill 2 is legendary
>>676684677
Nice dubs, I'll have to check those out.
Anons post girls and other anons say what they'd do to them if given the chance. Reply for reply
>>676673108
Fuck that ass bro
>>676673827
Fuck that ass bro
>>676674019
Fuck that ass bro
Everyone hates this cunt...why is she doing so well in the primaries?
>>676682560
people who think electing a vagina is needed because ITS 2016 PEOPLE: feminists, identity politics people, progressives, black people for some reason even though Sanders is more likely to cater to them
i dont know who else, im surprised anyone besides these ideology peeps would vote for her
>>676683157
also people who are easily swayed by advertising and media and dont check things out themselves
She has sucked the most banker cock so far and represents the interests of large corporations so the media loves her and talks her up...
Crazy fuck on the right, crazy fuck on the left, and this creaky trumpet cunt is going to glide right up the middle. Stupidest election in a while.
Let's get some more chubby/fat/bbw/sbbw tits in here. Only amateur sluts.
Fat pussies too
And getting fucked
Rekt bread? Rekt bread
I'll dump a few here and there before this shit gets a 404
Hey /b/, recently there's been a few robberies in my area and I'm pretty worried about getting, I'm too poor to afford a viable weapon (let alone a gun) and I don't feel like waiting an entire year to get one either way, so with a little bit of brainstorming I got an idea to make a baton like weapon using a railing from an old junk drawer, when I ripped it out there was a little nail on the end and I decided that will be where I'll try to focus all my power on, tell me /b/, what do you think, would you consider it a viable self defense weapon
My beretta
>>676681110
That's nice and all but I can't afford that shit, let alone probably buy it, I live in California and from what I know, they are strict as fuck with weapons
Shameless, self bump
Wat about my short barrel pump shotgun?Can shoot hollow point slugs so one shot is all it takes.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>create waifu
>post waifu
>rate other people's waifus
while you guys take the time to do that, here's trump.
Eh boring, ylyl
Some day
>>676679925
8/10
>>676680495
10/10
Lets talk about dildos goddamnit.
This is now a ylyl thread
http://bad-dragon.com//
>>676669340
My gf has that exact one.
Bad dragon is nice for texture, njoy is best for quick play, mininum lube, and hits my prostate every time. Sheeth makes my dick a dildo, so wheee
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Don't feel like sleeping so can I get a creepy thread?
Images or stories, doesn't matter.
i'm a creep
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My dick screams at me
>>676670750
Your a weirdo
